I, Maunyin, Am Not a Singer!

"I don't care about these, I just want to ask if I can return it? Please let me die."

"I'm very sorry, host, we won't give up until we reach our goals. We will always be together until you become the strongest singer, so host, please adapt to this new identity as soon as possible."

Chapter 2 Patrol Songs

"Not negotiable?"

"Not negotiable!"

The girl was silent. Because the surrounding environment was too dark, she could not witness her current appearance with her own eyes, but the heaviness on her chest told her that she had become a woman, and she was still a beauty at the level of a proper goddess.

【Ding! The main quest is released. As the greatest battle singer in the future, the host will naturally not be afraid of fighting. Please take the first step here. There is an evil spirit body doing evil on this ruins. Please go to the host quickly to destroy it. Task reward: perfect dance skills. Mission Failure Penalty: Electrocution for half an hour. 】

The girl frowned and said, "Are you messing with me?"

"Host, please don't frame me! This is a task issued by the system, and it has nothing to do with my assistant spirit!"

"Aren't you two one? It has nothing to do with you?"

"Really! Host, if you say 'representation of auxiliary elves', I will come out and tell you."

come out? What the **** is this auxiliary wizard? Doubts came to her mind, but the girl didn't feel any hostility, and the girl seemed to have an unwarranted confidence in herself, so she said, "I see what tricks you play to help the elf visualize, right?"

"That's right! The host, I'm out!"

The voice in his mind disappeared, and a circular light source suddenly popped up in the dark environment, illuminating the dark surroundings.

Looking at the glowing firefly in front of her, the girl grabbed it: "Auxiliary elf?"

Sphere began to struggle violently: "That's right! Host please let me go!"

Released, the girl raised her eyebrows and said, "Huh, can you still become a firefly?"

"What firefly?! Host! My current image is a fairy from a standard fantasy novel! It's just because it's too dark around here, I invoked some ability to light up, so that's what you look like in front of you." The sphere jumped up and down, his tone very dissatisfied shouted.

"Fairy?"

"Well, it's the kind of small and cute existence with a pair of beautiful transparent wings."

"Moth personification?"

The sphere rushed over and hit the girl's forehead, roaring: "Host! Your way of thinking is a bit wrong, right? Also! I said small and cute, the moths are on top of these words?!"

The head was smashed by the sphere, but the girl didn't feel the pain. The beautiful eyes didn't look any smart, but turned into a pair of dead fish eyes. The girl said: "I probably understand the situation, in short, It was me who died and was resurrected by this so-called system in order to train me to be the strongest battle singer."

"Yes! Host, did you accept it? Then let's hurry up and perform the main quest!" After the sphere drew a circle in the air, he said excitedly.

"Oh! I almost forgot, host, I have already briefly introduced some of the evil thoughts body, and to deal with them, you must use the power of singing, so host, you can just sing later, I will be unique to this world. The power, the star energy is guided into your body, allowing you to complete the awakening, so that you have successfully taken the first step as a singer."

The girl buckled her ears and wondered if she had heard it wrong. Fighting is singing?

"I suspect you are really messing with me."

"????" There are more question marks for the auxiliary elves than the girls. What the **** is this host thinking? Did you not explain it clearly?

"Due to the particularity of the evil mind body, only the singing voice containing the power of stars sung by the singer can effectively hurt the evil mind body, otherwise it can only be crushed by pure strength, but even the lowest evil mind If you want to use strength to crush the body, you must reach the proficient level, which is the name of the world's hierarchies, and it is in the fourth rank." In order to eliminate the host's doubts, the assistant wizard once again introduced the method of eliminating the evil mind body. .

"Therefore! Host, sing! The more a song can resonate and praise from other people, the more powerful it is to lethality to the evil mind body, and host, you still have the memory of this past life, and you want to find one or two good songs. The song is not easy to come by! Then let this elf help you complete the guidance and awakening of the star energy, and the perfect start has been achieved! So... eh? Discovered that his host was gone.

Then, what about girls? Halfway through hearing this, she became impatient. She walked to the side alone and groped, trying to find the exit. This search really led her to find it. With the help of a faint light, the girl found a rusty staircase leading to the top. , patted off some rust, and the girl said, "I'm not an underground person. If I have time to listen to a moth here, I might as well go out quickly."

"Host~~~~" The elf stretched his tone, quickly rushed to the girl who was about to climb the stairs, and panted, "Hu~hu~ Host, what are you doing? The important thing is that you don't listen. Running here to hunt for treasure?"

"It's pitch-dark all around. If you don't go, stay here and be a subterranean person? Besides, the qi above is very unstable. If you don't hurry up, that evil mind will kill you."

"But anyway, wait for me to finish the important explanation first, anger? What are you talking about, host? Forget it, I don't care, there is one more thing I want to tell the host."

The girl didn't care about the injury to her white and tender little hands, she grabbed the rust-covered stairs, tugged, and then nodded: "It's okay, although the stairs seem to collapse at any time, they are surprisingly strong. After speaking, he started to climb the stairs flexibly, and said at the same time: "Moth... Elf, what else do you want to tell me?"

"Wow wow~! Host, your body is so beautiful now, don't cherish it so much! Directly touch the rust with your bare hands? What if you get infected?" I couldn't see the pure white look before, and said with heartache.

But then he was stunned for a moment and said, "Wait, host, you... did you almost call me wrong just now?"

"You heard it wrong, compared to these irrelevant things, what else did you say?" The girl slowly climbed the stairs and said without changing her face.

"Suspicious~~~" Suspiciously looked at his host, the elf still felt that something was wrong, but just now his attention was all about worrying about the host's hands. He didn't hear what the girl said before, and in the end, he had to leave it alone. He sighed and said, "Forget it, host, what I want to say is name, do you still remember your own name?"

"You are so funny? How could I not remember my own name?"

"Then what's your name, host? By the way, my name is Mei, you can call me Xiaomei~~"

"What is your name, I don't really want to know, my name is... yes..." The girl stopped climbing, her eyes slowly widened, and the words that were originally familiar and could no longer be familiar, at this time But I can't recall it anyway: "This? What's going on?!"

"Sure enough, host, you must know that such a defiant thing to bring you back from the dead is to deceive the world and deceive the world, and a person's name is useless, but it is actually very important, otherwise some novels and movies are in , how can there be such a thing as a person's name to curse? For the world, a person's name is a mark, or to use a simple metaphor, a person's death is like a computer in which you uninstalled a software and resurrected , then it’s like the software you uninstalled was installed back inexplicably, it will definitely attract attention, so~!”

The elf spun around in the air, and then said, "Let you abandon and forget the name of your previous life so that you can be successfully resurrected. That's why you can't remember your name."

The girl was still a little stunned, but she was not as shocked as before, she closed her eyes for a while and pondered for a while, then opened her eyes and said, "Your system's backstage is not strong enough, I died several times in my last life, but I was resurrected. And that resurrection doesn't have any side effects."

"Impossible! Host, don't talk nonsense, how can there be a resurrection method without any side effects?"

Waving her hand, the girl said, "Believe it or not, I've already appeared here anyway, and I can't show you any evidence, then? What about my name?"

"Oh, that, do you know the host? Actually, your body has a prototype, virtual singer, I wonder if you've heard of it?"

The girl thought for a while, then shook her head and said, "No, but it feels a little familiar."

"Then Hatsune Miku, do you know? It's that girl with two ponytails, the one called the world's first princess."

"The one who sings the onion song?"

"That's right!" The elf swayed back and forth in front of the girl happily, and then continued: "The image of you now, host, is the same as Hatsune's existence as a virtual singer, called Paune Ruge, a handsome royal sister. Oh."

"So, you mean my name?"

"Humph~~ Host, you are very smart, that's right! From now on, your name will be called Paunyin Liuge!"

Girl, no, it should be called Paunyin now, Painyin frowned, just wanted to refute something, but finally gave up, and said instead: "Forget it, after all, it was you who reborn me, and I don't care about the name or anything. Come on, that's it, a new life, a new name, and a melodious song?"

"Mmmm! Host, when you become the most dazzling singer, under the watchful eyes of the crowd, everyone chanted your name in unison, wow~~~ just thinking about it makes your blood boil..."

Looking at the elf who had fallen into narcissism, Xunyin rolled his eyes, then continued to climb the stairs, looking at the darkness above, Xunyin said: "It's not far off, it should be coming soon, I hope it's too late, the person above who I don't know Ah, hold on for a while."

"Ah, ah, wait for me, host! You left me alone again!"

The rusty staircase was not long, and after a short while, Paunyin climbed to the end, there was a faint light above, and there was a lot of movement outside.

"Listening to this roar, it should be the evil mind body, and there are still people fighting against the evil mind body! Host! As the most dazzling singer in the future, how can you die!? Hurry up and get rid of that. Evil mind body!" After listening for a while, the elf approached the unknown object that blocked the light shining in, and then quickly returned to Pai Yin's ear and said.

"You don't need to tell me I'm going to do this too." After speaking, Mun Yin clenched his right fist and slammed it upward.

"Boom!" There was a muffled sound, and the unknown object above the head that blocked the exit was knocked into the air. After spinning around in the air for several times, there was another loud noise when it landed.

The light completely shone in, and the pink hair was stained with a lot of dust, but Maunyin didn't care.

"Ah this..." Seeing the host jumping out, the elf froze in place and muttered: "Host, although I said to act quickly, this... I don't remember this body specially designed for singing and dancing. Smash that metal plate with one punch!"

Blocking the exit of the stairs is a heavy metal plate, the thickness of which is ten centimeters. Is this something that a girl without cultivating star energy can smash with one punch? Elf Xiaomei is stunned, let's not talk about this, is the jump behind it serious? ! Just jumped more than ten meters and jumped out of the stairs. Are you really a weak woman who has just been reborn?

For the time being, Ignoring the elf Xiaomei's dumbfoundedness, the series of movements from Paunyin naturally succeeded in attracting the attention of one person and one monster outside.

The monster is the evil mind body. A low-level evil mind body does not have much intelligence, but only has a very violent killing instinct. Looking to the other side, Uncle Ren is as dumbfounded as the elf Xiaomei. Now he is scarred and may die at any time. Under the claws of the evil mind body, but this? Why did a beautiful woman suddenly jump out?

Could it be that some big guy couldn't close himself here? Uncle Ren showed a hint of joy, but it disappeared immediately. In his perception, the beautiful and outrageous beauty in front of him did not have a trace of star energy fluctuations in her body, that is to say, this beauty is not a big deal. Dude, just an ordinary person.

Paunyin didn't know that Uncle Ren had just experienced the transition from joy to despair, so he looked up at the evil mind body grinning beside him, and said, "This is the evil mind body? It's really disgusting."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa~!!"

The evil mind body seemed to hear Paun Yin's belittling, opened his mouth to roar, spittle splashed, and many of them hit Paun Yin.

The beauty is full of monster saliva. If it weren't for the violent appearance of the evil mind body, this is a picture of driving a car.

"Host! (Girl!) Hurry up and get out of there!" At the same time, the elf Xiaomei and Uncle Ren shouted together to keep Paun Yin away from this monster.

Neither of them thought that there would be a second voice, but after only a slight stun, they continued to shout to get Paunyin away quickly.

But Tuuyin just tilted her head and said suspiciously, "Run? Is this thing strong? I feel like it can be killed with a single fist."

Chapter 3 Something is wrong with this host

Elf Xiaomei charged in a spiral and smashed her body on the back of Paunyin's head. Then, regardless of the pain, she shouted loudly, "Host, are you crazy!? Can't let the song contain power, how do you see that this big monster is weak?"

"Hoho~~!"

"Hey!" The evil mind body snorted at Xiaomei, the bad breath that came to her face made Xiaomei tremble for a while, and she shrank into Paunyin's hair and hid it with a strange cry.

After a while, he stuck out a small head and looked around carefully, and saw that the evil mind body was still fierce, he pulled back a little, and urged Pao Yin at the same time: "Host! Hurry back! I will guide you right away. Xingyao energy, and then I will tell you how to integrate power into singing, even if you are humming blindly, this monster in front of you is not your opponent."

Paunyin tilted her head and looked at the monster in front of her. The body was very huge, five heads taller than normal adults. There is a little purple awn everywhere, and the overall look is indeed very deterrent.

"It just doesn't look good. I didn't see any danger there? Elf, is this really the monster you mentioned?"

Xiaomei tightly grabbed a clump of Tuuyin's hair and said in a trembling voice, "It's true! Host, I beg you, don't look at this monster like a national treasure, okay?"

Paun Yin still did not obey and backed away, frowning at the grinning monster, and said, "Although this thing's qi gives people a very evil feeling, but... so weak? Or is it because I was reborn, so the perception ability is improved. Is there a problem? Or, does this guy hide his anger?"

"Host! Stop talking nonsense, go back! I don't want to come out for a while, and immediately go back to sleep!" Xiaomei shook her tuft of hair like a lifeless sway, fearing at the same time. shouted.

"Pasha~Kala~"

Uncle Ren took advantage of the evil mind body's attention to focus on Paunyin, picked up a brick from the side, turned around and smashed it at the evil mind body, but how could a single brick hurt the evil mind body? After the brick was hit, there was nothing wrong with the evil mind, but the brick turned into a pool of powder.

"Hey~~!" The evil mind body slowly turned around, and in the ugly mouth, the sharp teeth were tightly clenched together, and from the breath that was constantly exhaled, it could be seen that the brick smashed it into anger.

"Monster! The battle between us isn't over yet. I turned to someone else in the middle, didn't I take me too seriously?" Uncle Ren raised the blue long sword in his hand tremblingly and pointed at the evil mind body. said.

"Little girl, hurry up! Although I don't know why you are here, now is not the time to ask questions. You can run there and meet a group of people. They are the team I stayed in before. They said that I, Xie Ren, let you go, and I believe they will accept you." After speaking, Uncle Ren turned his gaze to Xie Nian again, and clenched the hilt of the sword with his right hand, ready to face his final battle at any time.

But suddenly, Paunyin disappeared, leaving Xiaomei, who was stunned, holding a strand of pink hair in her hand. She didn't know why her host suddenly disappeared.

However, what is even more confusing is still to come. At this moment, time seems to slow down. In Uncle Ren's field of vision, the unknown pink-haired beauty flashed from the previous position to the left side of the evil mind body, and punched at the body. The face of the evil mind body.

During this slow time, Uncle Ren saw that the white and tender fist slowly hit the left face of the evil mind body. Under normal circumstances, an ordinary person using a flesh fist to attack the evil mind body is courting death, the body of the evil mind body. The surface is covered with a layer of faint black gas all the time. The defense of this layer of black gas is so powerful that at present, apart from the singing with power, only the strength of the evil mind body can be broken by several times. In other words, ordinary people punch When it hit it, there was only one result, that is, it was counter-shocked by the powerful defensive power of the evil mind body, causing the attacking arm to be shattered and fractured.

But, that's just a normal situation. Paunyin naturally doesn't belong to this category. After the fist hit the face of the evil mind, the passage of time returned to normal.

"Boom!"

A muffled sound came out, and the evil mind body didn't have time to let out a scream, and swirled and flew out.

"Boom~~~"

It hit the stone pile on the side, and there was a sound, and a lot of smoke was raised.

"..." Xiaomei froze on the spot, the strand of hair in her hand slipped from her hand, she looked at the smoke and stopped thinking for a while.

Of course, Uncle Ren, who also witnessed this wrong situation, was not much better. The long sword in his hand dropped directly and hit the ground with a crisp sound, but Uncle Ren didn't care. At this moment, he opened his mouth wide and his eyes were there. Switched back and forth between a cloud of smoke and the girl who kept punching in front of her.

Maun Yin calmly looked at the smoke in front of him, shook his right hand, and then said, "Sure enough, this guy is not strong."

Turning around and walking in front of the dumbfounded Uncle Ren, he stretched out his hand and shook it and said, "Hello, where is this place? What year is it now? What is this world called?"

"…Hey?"

"Um?"

The two looked at each other suspiciously, Paun Yin wondered if the language was different, while Uncle Ren was still in a daze.

"Su Su Su Su Su Su Su ~ Lord!!" Xiao Meifei also rushed to the front of the patrol Yin, her small body like an octopus hugging the patrol Yin's face, because the surprise has not disappeared, she spoke intermittently "Just now... just now, yes... what happened?!"

He pulled the elf off his face, and threw it away and said, "What's going on? As you can see, it just knocked an obstacle away."

"I hit an obstacle?! It's still!" Xiaomei said frantically, and then flew back to Paunyin and continued: "Host, do you know what you did just now?! There is no star on the body. Yao energy, no singing, punch!" Xiaomei gestured the movement of punching in the air, and then continued: "With such an ordinary punch, you sent the evil mind body flying!? You know this The aborigines of the world have seen it, oh no, they have seen it, look at this uncle's expression."

"Well, it's quite exaggerated."

"Exaggerate your size! This is a normal reaction! I can't use any ability to hit the evil mind body with my bare hands. Is this what a normal person can do? I'm so stupid!" She is now crazy about the desire to complain.

"Is something wrong?" Paun Yin lowered his head in doubt, squeezed his fist, and then continued, "I don't know why, but the power of my previous life seems to be there, so..."

"Wait! Host, you said that you have all the abilities of your previous life?" Xiaomei stopped her hands, and quickly asked Paunyin's face.

"So that's the case, there have been hosts in a similar situation before, so it's easy to say... what a ghost!" With a wave of her hand, Xiaomei pointed to the smoke that was slowly spreading from the back and said, "Even if you have the ability to be inherited, you won't be able to. As for blasting the evil mind body with a fist! This is completely wrong. Even if the previous hosts have the ability to inherit, they can at most make their start better. It is impossible for the novice tutorial to start. The situation of punching the teaching monster to death!"

"Tsk, you're annoying." Paun Yin smacked her lips impatiently, opened Xiao Mei and said.

"Host, you actually despise me!? Do you know how much I think about you? Such a conscientious auxiliary spirit is rare these days! You still despise me! I..."

Paunyin covered her ears, trying to prevent Xiaomei's complaints from entering her mind, but Xiaomei's complaints were blaring, and there was movement in the smoke and dust in the distance. Paunyin frowned, stepped forward and pushed Xiaomei back, and then He pushed Uncle Ren, who was still in a daze, away, and said, "Uncle, I'm sorry for interrupting your daze, please stand back, that ugly guy is not dead yet."

"What?! That monster isn't dead?!" x2

As soon as Paunyin's voice fell, both Xiaomei, who was complaining, and Uncle Ren, who was stupid, both came back to their senses and exclaimed in unison.