I Ran Away After Flirting with the Paranoid Male Protagonist

    Jiang Chuyan said tolerantly: "It's okay, I don't despise you being stupid."

    Yu Yuan laughed lightly: "...Thank you, young master for not disliking him."

    Jiang Chuyan waved his hand generously, "You're welcome. Who told me to be so kind."

    “…”

    Yu Yuan forked a piece of strawberry and handed it to Jiang Chuyan's lips.

    "Master, please use it."

    The strawberries are covered in shimmering icing.

    Jiang Chuyan opened his mouth and bit it.

    The soft and sweet taste blooms in the mouth.

    The fruity sweetness of strawberries is paired with the sweetness of candied sugar.

    "I like a cooler taste. Next time, remember to put it in the refrigerator for half an hour."

    Jiang Chuyan's amber eyes glowed with moist and broken light, and her lips were stained with bright sugar stains.

    When eating strawberries, her cheeks bulge slightly, quiet and well-behaved, like a soft little hamster.

    Yu Yuan stared at the boy with dark eyes, his eyes suppressed something, dark like a vicious dog.

    "Do you remember?"

    Jiang Chuyan glanced at him, the end of his eyes raised slightly, and he was arrogant.

    The tickling is unbearable.

    Yu Yuan lowered his eyes and said respectfully, "Yes, young master."

    After eating strawberries, Jiang Chuyan was very sleepy and went back to his room to take a nap.

    When he woke up, Yu Yuan had already left.

    The melodious suona bell reverberated in my ears.

    The housekeeper smiled and greeted: "Master, did you change the alarm clock tones today?"

    "Hmm..."

    Jiang Chuyan yawned, his voice slurred, "Suona version of the Great Compassion Mantra."

    Housekeeper: "No wonder I felt as if I had been saved after listening to it, and felt that my coffin was already on its way."

    "There is also a suona song that will make you feel like you are in a coffin." Jiang Chuyan seriously recommended, "It happens to be a one-stop funeral service, do you want to listen?"

    The smile on the butler's lips could hardly be maintained, "Thank you young master for your kindness, but I want to live a few more years."

    "It sounds good, don't you really want to try it."

    Jiang Chuyan said seriously: "I promise not to lie to you, the experience of entering the coffin is first-class."

    Thinking of the scene of entering the coffin, the butler shuddered twice and hurriedly changed the subject, "Master, your boyfriends came to you and said that they had prepared a surprise for you at the bar."

    Jiang Chuyan sat up in a daze, and asked in confusion, "Boyfriends...?"

     Isn't his boyfriend Yu Yuan?

    What's with the word "men"?

    The housekeeper dutifully explained: "You are just engaged to Yu Yuan. Yu Yuan is your fiance, not your boyfriend."

    "You probably have hundreds of boyfriends. I have a list of all your boyfriends here."

    Jiang Chuyan was stunned.

     Pedal hundreds of boats at the same time. The original owner should not be called Sea King, but Sea God.

    "What surprise?"

    Housekeeper: "They said you would know when you go to the bar. There are seven boyfriends we met this time."

    Jiang Chuyan is very curious.

    What kind of **** can endure wearing hundreds of green hats at the same time.

    Teenage Ninja Turtles reincarnated?

    Come to the bar.

    The bar is feasting.

     Along the way, many men came to him for contact information, but Jiang Chuyan rejected wave after wave of men.

    These men must have tried to sell him insurance, but he wisely refused them all.

    The housekeeper was in a hurry to deal with it in advance, and now there is only him and three bodyguards.

    One of the bodyguards is bald, kind of like Killer 007.

    The bald forehead gleamed brightly in the light.

    The ancients did not deceive me, the bald man always shines.

    "What's your name?"

    The bodyguard scratched his bald head and smiled honestly: "Master, my name is Sha Qima, you can just call me Xiaosha."

    Jiang Chuyan: "You are delicious."

    Bodyguard blushed.

    The reserved bar box number is A-K47, but the problem is, they are all road idiots, and they can't find it after several circles.

    There was a noise from the next room.

    "Why did Lao Tzu's Rolex watch disappear, who stole Lao Tzu's watch?!" The speaker had a fat head, big ears, two scars between his eyebrows, and five large gold chains around his neck. , The heavy gold chain stretched the fat around his neck several times, for fear that others would not know that he was a nouveau riche.

    "Can you afford a watch worth more than 10 million yuan? Did you steal Lao Tzu's Rolex?"

    The upstart Bao Jin threw the beer bottle in a fit of rage, and the shattered glass **** splattered immediately.

    Bao Jinxie smiled and said: "That's it. I see you are so handsome, I have a good heart, and I can't bear to embarrass you. Either you kneel down and learn to bark now, or join me tonight. Go to the hotel. I don't care about stealing the watch. Who made me generous."

    The man in the waiter kept his head down and kept silent.

    Jiang Chuyan could only see the back of the waiter, but could not see the specific appearance. But just looking at the back, you can also feel that this waiter is very handsome.

    From the inexplicable intuition of a Yangou.

    Wow! Strong robbery men!

    Jiang Chuyan was excited.

    The bodyguard asked in a low voice, "Master, did you see that waiter right? Would you like me to **** it for you."

    Jiang Chuyan was surprised: "There is such a good thing in the world?"

    The bodyguard patted his chest: "Master, don't worry, wrap it on me."

    The bodyguard kicked open the false door and roared: "You guys are not allowed to move! All of you squat down!"

    Bao Jin squatted on the ground with his hands on his head in fear, and asked in a trembling voice, "Police, police??"

    Bodyguard: "Bandits, come to rob people."

    "Our young master likes that waiter! Get out of here!!"

    …

    I have never seen such a domineering bandit.

    Bao Jin laughed angrily, stood up and scolded: "Who is your young master?"

    "It's me."

    In the noisy box, the young Qingyue's voice was particularly abrupt, and everyone's eyes were attracted.

    Under the shadow of the light, the youth has fair complexion, collagen on his face, and excellent facial features and bones, which is stunningly beautiful at first glance.

    Jiang Chuyan was wearing a simple white shirt with peach blossom eyes curled inward and outward.

    Bao Jin stared blankly at Jiang Chuyan, he had never seen such a good-looking person.

    I thought the waiter just now was good-looking enough, but I didn't expect this little beauty to be truly stunning. Really hit the jackpot today.

    Bao Jin swallowed and smiled, "Beauty, I think you are extorting."

    Jiang Chuyan: "I extort money??"

    Bao Jin: "You stole my heart just now."

    Jiang Chuyan: "..."

    "You just put your watch into the seam of the sofa with your own hands, why are you slandering others now?"

    Suddenly being dismantled, Bao Jin's face was ugly for a moment, "Even if you are beautiful, you can't talk nonsense, when did I slander others?!"

    Bao Jin took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat, "Let's add a WeChat first. The avatar is me, are you satisfied."

    Jiang Chuyan: "I vomited."

    Bao Jin combed his greasy back and smiled confidently: "Beauty, I don't believe you are angry."

    "Beauty, you didn't come to me on purpose, did you? Could it be that you have long been in love with me, so you followed me here on purpose. If you like it, say it boldly, don't be shy."

    Jiang Chuyan rolled his eyes, "I didn't come to you, get out."

    Bao Jin: "It seems that you want to play hard-to-play tricks with me. It's okay, I don't mind playing more with the little beauty."

    Jiang Chu was speechless: "Who are you??? Are you sick?"

    Bao Jin slowly compared his heart, "I am your sweetheart. Just diagnosed with a heart disease that loves you."

    "yue...you're dead."

    Jiang Chuyan was so disgusted that she couldn't help but look at the handsome guy's back to wash his eyes, and his eyes fell on the waiter in a suit.

    I ran out of patience, Jiang Chuyan didn't bother to say more, "Bodyguard, stop this greasy man, I want to..."

    Seeing the cool and handsome back of the waiter, Jiang Chuyan's earlobes reddened, and he clenched his fists and said fiercely: "We must rob the men!"

    Bodyguard: "Yes!"

    Three bodyguards rushed over to stop Bao Jin's man, grabbed the waiter's arm and ran, "Master, we grabbed that waiter for you, please enjoy. "

    Jiang Chuyan said with satisfaction: "Go back and give you a raise."

    "This handsome guy, get to know me, my name is..."

    Seeing the waiter's face, Jiang Chuyan suddenly got stuck.

    The waiter who was robbed turned around, and his facial features were clearly revealed.

    Seeing that familiar face, Jiang Chuyan almost rose to the sky.

    Why can I meet crazy male protagonists here? ? ?

    Under the shadow, Yu Yuan's deep facial features were hidden in the darkness, and there was a sense of cold oppression.

    Jiang Chuyan conditioned his back to chill.

    Holy crap, is the male protagonist a mobile refrigerator that can be cooled?

    "Why is it you again." Jiang Chuyan couldn't help muttering. He thought he would meet the handsome guy.

    Yu Yuan mocked: "Maybe it's the fate that the young master said."

    Jiang Chuyan: "Tsk, bad luck."

    Yu Yuan came to the bar to seek revenge for Bao Jin, but he did not expect to be interrupted by Jiang Chuyan. Unfortunately, the tools of torture are ready.

    Jiang Chuyan appeared here, is it a good show to save people?

    The quickest way to win people's hearts is to push a person into the darkness by hand, and then redeem that person from the darkness, PUA is nothing more than that.

    Yu Yuan's tone was sarcastic, "Young master is here to save me."

    Jiang Chuyan's face was complicated, "This matter is a bit complicated."

    Yu Yuan: "Master, you can say it simply."

    Jiang Chuyan sighed and regretted: "In short, if I had known it was you, I would not have saved me."

    After all, this is the male protagonist of Long Aotian, and he should have the halo of the male protagonist.

    Yu Yuan: "…"

    Jiang Chuyan turned to the greasy man and said, "Since I have found your watch, I will take him away."

    Bao Jin saw the watch under the sofa, and said unwillingly: "He broke my Rolex watch, I can only leave if I lose money, at least five million, or kneel down and kowtow five times, I Reluctantly forgive him."

    "Can I take a look at your watch?" Jiang Chuyan's brows and eyes were bright.

    Bao gold fascinated, handed the watch over, "Hey, my watch was designed by Mr. Victor, a famous German designer, and there is only one in the world."

    Jiang Chuyan took the watch and looked at it for a few minutes, frowning slightly.

    Bao Jin groaned, "What's wrong?"

    "Tsk, your watch is fake."

    Bao Jin's eyes flashed a strange color, and then he said decisively: "Impossible!"

    Jiang Chuyan's family is very rich. His father owns several tens of millions of watches, and he is tired of playing Rolex watches since he was a child.

    This watch is extremely rough in workmanship, and at first glance it is the worst fake.

    "No, no, no, there is no fool who thinks this watch is worth ten million, right? I am afraid it is not worth one million."

    "Sorry, I'm wrong, I'm afraid it's not worth a hundred thousand."

    Bao Jin was exposed in public to buy fakes, his face suddenly gloomy, and he said angrily: "You **** know shit, you don't know the goods."

    "You look so good-looking, you must be sold. How much money can buy you a night, I have money."

    Bao Jin wanted to grab Jiang Chuyan's wrist.

    The three bodyguards saw that someone was going to harm the young master, so they rushed up to suppress Bao Jin on the floor, and slammed Bao Jin with a few fists.

    Bao Jin instantly became bruised and swollen, and wanted to get up and struggle, "You dare to beat me? I will kill you!"

    The bodyguard punched the man in the abdomen.

    Severe pain came from the abdomen, Bao Jin bowed down in pain, he couldn't say a word, and his forehead was covered in cold sweat.

    People around want to come up and stop.

    In order to protect this young master, the Jiang family hired top-notch bodyguards, which were not comparable to ordinary people.

    Everyone in the box fell down.

    Jiang Chuyan has a bad temper.

    If someone bullies him once, he will only take revenge tenfold.

    Jiang Chuyan took out a deboning knife from the table box and played with his fingertips.

    He practiced knife skills for a period of time when he was a child, and he was able to pull out beautiful knife flowers, which looked quite bluffing.

    "Boom!"

    It is the crisp sound of the blade breaking through the wooden coffee table.

    The sharp blade was inserted between Bao Jin's index finger and middle finger, almost piercing the flesh of the palm.

    Bao Jin's face was pale, and he fell limply to the ground.

    Jiang Chuyan's beautiful eyebrows and eyes were like poisonous flowers, and he said with a smile: "I almost saw blood."

    Bao Jin's lips trembled, his throat seemed to be strangled, and he couldn't say a word.

    Jiang Chuyan flicked the handle inserted in Bao Jin's fingers with his white jade fingertips.

    The sharp blade vibrated slightly, cutting a small bloodstain.

    Bao Jin was so frightened that he shivered a few times, and his pants were immediately wet.

    Damp water seeping down.

    The whole box was dead silent.

    The onlookers were stunned and speechless for a while.

    Thinking about who is this young master, this is too fierce.

    Jiang Chuyan was the first to break the silence, "Come here, pour the wine."

    Yu Yuan respectfully said: "Yes, young master."

    The knuckles of the fingers held the wine glass, and the light red wine gurgled into the glass, smearing the magnificent color.

    "Master, here's your wine glass."

    Jiang Chuyan picked up the wine glass and shook the dark red wine in the glass.

    Ice cold wine suddenly splashed the greasy man's face.

    Red wine soaked the shirt and dripped down. Baojin was soaked all over, like a funny mourning dog.

    Jiang Chuyan's amber eyes were slightly curved, and he said proudly: "My mouth is so dirty, I'll help you clean it."

    Bao Jin was scared and angry, his eyes were red and bloodshot, he had never suffered such humiliation before, and he was obviously mad, "You! You!!"

    "Don't thank me." Jiang Chuyan wiped the wine from his fingers with a tissue, looking at Bao Jin like he was looking at garbage.

    "Recycling is everyone's responsibility."

    When putting down the wine glass.

    Jiang Chuyan accidentally knocked the back of his right hand against the sharp edge outside the wine table.

    The sharp pain suddenly came from the back of the hand.

    “His…”

    Jiang Chuyan curled up his shoulders, his little face pale.

    "Master, are you all right?" Yu Yuan stepped forward and looked at the injured right hand of the young man.

    The bar is dimly lit.

    The skin on the back of the hand is white and greasy, like a handful of snow.

    The place where the bump touched was slightly rose and light red, which was very abrupt.

    Jiang Chuyan frowned, his long eyelashes fluttering.

    Amber eyes covered with mist, pitiful.

    "Husband, it hurts."

    The author has something to say:  Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Mo Xiaoran, Hu Yuhuaiyu 10 bottles; Booster 5 bottles; Ya Ya 1 bottle; Boo Haw cuties~