I Randomly Have a New Career Every Week

Walking into Microsoft's headquarters building, you can see all kinds of people from all over the world here.

Especially Chinese people, there are not a few.

Lin Yi looked around and walked towards the front desk.

"Hello, do you have any recruitment plans?"

Seeing that Lin Yi was here to apply for a job, a white girl stood up, handed over a form, and said:

"Please fill out the form and then go back and wait for notification."

Lin Yi didn't expect that he would catch up with Microsoft's recruitment season, which would be much more convenient.

Lin Yi took the form, filled it out briefly, and handed it to the white girl.

The white girl glanced at it and didn't care at first, but when she saw the job search and salary columns, she suddenly lost her composure.

"You want to apply for executive vice president?! You want a salary of $3.5 million?"

"That's right." Lin Yi said:

"I know you will find it incredible, but I hope you can hand this report into the hands of your president. I think he will be interested."

The white girl obviously didn't believe it. Although she was a front desk employee, she still had a good level to work at Microsoft.

"Sorry, I will not hand in such materials, because there are many liars like you coming here every day."

"I know you don't believe it, but I have the ability to improve the original computing power of the chip, thereby improving the fluency and stability of the operating system. Isn't it worth an annual salary of 3.5 million?"

"Sir, I think what you said is a lie. God will not forgive you. I have many Chinese colleagues who are very humble and hardworking. I hope you will not destroy the good impression of the Chinese in my heart."

"If you don't believe it, I wouldn't mind showing you."

This was something Lin Yi had thought about before coming here.

If you want to join the company and get in touch with Shen Tianzhuo in the shortest time, you can't do it without showing some real skills.

"I'm sorry, I don't have time to waste on you."

Damn it!

How different are foreigners’ aesthetics from Chinese people?

I have no use for my good looks!

My mentality is broken!

"Kelly, what are you arguing about?"

Just when Lin Yi was about to launch a further offensive, he heard a voice coming from behind him.

Looking back, I found two people standing behind me. Coincidentally, both of them were Chinese.

The speaker was a Chinese woman, wearing a white suit and black high-heeled shoes, with a work badge around her neck. She was unsmiling and very serious.

Her English name is Jessica, and her position is secretary to the president.

The other one's English name is Carson, a mid-level engineer in the technical department.

"He's here to apply, but he's applying for executive vice president, and I'm trying to get rid of him."

"Applying for the position of executive vice president?" Jessica was stunned for a while.

Judging from his appearance, he doesn't look like a troublemaker. Chinese people still have this kind of quality and reason.

But being so handsome and working in IT is a bit illogical.

Jessica took Lin Yi's information, glanced at it, and said:

"Mr. Lin, given your age, I have doubts about your ability. I hope you can respect yourself."

"What's the matter? You're too young to be awesome?" Lin Yi started speaking Chinese smoothly.

"When I was little, I put out a burning rice cooker with a splash of urine. My mother said that I would be promising when I grow up and be able to do great things."

Jessica:…

Your mother lied to you!

"Anyway, I have my own way of judging. I think you are kidding me." Jessica also talked about Chinese.

"How do you judge?"

Jessica glanced at Lin Yi, then pointed at the IT elites who were in a hurry in the building, "Can't you compare?"

Lin Yi:? ? ?

"How to compare? Apart from not wearing formal clothes and not having a computer, there is nothing wrong."

"It's much worse." Jessica said:

I have ten heads, but not one hair as many as yours. How dare you say that your skills are good? "

Forehead……

That's an irrefutable reason.

"One thing you may not know is that I have a wig. When I was three years old, I lost all my bald hair because of my super high computer skills, so I still have abilities.

"Jessica, stop talking nonsense with him and just drive him away." Carson standing next to him said.

"I think we can give him a chance." Jessica said with a smile: "This person is a bit special."

"What's so special? Why didn't I see it?"

"Exceptionally handsome."

Carson:…

Lin Yi held Jessica's hand, "No wonder you can become the president's secretary, you are really capable, unlike your colleague who became blind at a young age."

"What did you say?"

"Okay, stop talking."

Carson was about to get angry, but Jessica stopped him and said to Lin Yi: "Can you let go of your hand?"

"Um...Sorry, it's an occupational disease."

Jessica already regretted what she just said.

Which IT engineer has an occupational disease caused by touching other people's hands?

Do my hands look like a keyboard and mouse?

"Given your special situation, I need to conduct a simple assessment on you." Jessica said:

"Only if you pass the assessment, I will help you submit this entry material."

"Of course, no problem." Lin Yi said: "Where will the assessment be conducted?"

"Our work system is relatively simple. There are not so many rules. You can just find a place." Jessica said: "How about the sofa over there?"

"The sofa is fine too. I'm familiar with this place."

Jessica:? ? ?

It's weird to hear this.

Seeing Jessica and Carson sitting down on the sofa with Lin Yi, and even setting up a computer, many people cast curious glances.

"Hey Carson, is he your friend? What is he doing? Writing code here?"

The person who spoke was a white guy. He was older, almost thirty years old, but he was already bald.

Carson smiled and said, "This guy is here to apply for the position of executive vice president. He also said that he has the ability to improve the fluency and stability of the operating system by increasing the computing power of the chip. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net What do you think? Is it powerful?"

"Haha, my God, the youngest vice president of our company is over 40 years old. At his age, he may not even be as good as a junior engineer."

"I don't know that, but that's what he said, so I came to watch the fun."

"What you two are doing is wrong." A black man said:

"Is it because he is Chinese that we should make an exception and give him a chance? People like this should be driven away directly."

"We also wanted to drive him away, but he stayed here shamelessly and there was nothing I could do." Carson said with a shrug.

"Does he think that he is very powerful just because he has some skills?" The black man said exaggeratedly:

"My dear, am I mistaken? This is Microsoft, so even those with Ph.D.s from prestigious universities won't be able to do it here."

"Then I don't know. If he wants to give it a try, just give him a chance and let him know how small he is, and then he will leave." Carson said.

"Hey, I've lost my favor with this braggart."

Seeing more and more people gathering around, Jessica frowned and said:

"Let's get started, don't waste time."

Lin Yi opened the computer borrowed by Jessica and said casually:

"I think it would be better if you call in someone who is better. I'm afraid they won't be able to understand the code I write."