I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

In the morning, Lingpingan yawned, put on his slippers, walked to the bathroom, and began to brush his teeth.

gurgling...

His pet cat always follows him, sitting on his heels cutely and cutely.

Lingpingan turned around and looked at the little guy.

It felt like a little kid who did something wrong.

"It's so cute!" he thought, then took the cup and rinsed his mouth.

Then he picked up the little guy: "Little boy, you must have done something bad behind my back last night!"

He already knew about this since the guy ran into the bedroom in the middle of the night last night and gave him a few toys.

only……

Even if your pet has done something wrong.

For example, biting the sofa, or defecating everywhere.

It doesn't really matter.

As long as it doesn't hurt or affect others.

Meow!

The kitten meowed softly, stuck out its tongue, and licked the back of Lingpingan's hand in a very affectionate and flattering manner.

"It's okay! It's okay!" Lingpingan patted the little guy's head: "For you to be so obedient, even if you do something wrong and someone comes to your door, my brother will help you take care of it!"

Even if this guy sneaked out last night and did something bad, at most it was an apology.

Moreover, since they are all neighbors, no one will embarrass him.

Thinking of this, Lingpingan hugged the thing and walked down the stairs.

crunch.

The stairs shook slightly.

Lingpingan walked into the bookstore and looked around the entire bookstore.

He nodded: "My bookstore seems to be a little different today!"

He walked to the bookshelf that he had worked so hard to build yesterday, and picked up a book.

It seems that this book has become a little better!

After smelling it, there seems to be some fragrance in the pages of the book!

So, he solemnly moved the book "Yi Jin Jing" to another place.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of another book.

This is a comic.

It's an old manga from many years ago.

The name was "Son of the Sun", which must be Lingpingan's childhood memory.

Looking at this comic, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

"My home is in the ocean...the sun gives me strength..." He hummed the song softly, and put the comic book in a prominent place.

For old comics like this, Lingpingan felt that there must be customers who liked it!

In his arms, the kitten Best, with amber cat eyes, watched all this intently.

Because it remembers very clearly that the "Yi Jin Jing" that the master picked up first was the tribute that the impure person paid last night.

And the "Children of the Sun" he is holding now is a tribute from those luminous spheres.

The thought of the pure black person before leaving resurfaced in its mind: You should follow the anthropology of this world!

It finally really knows how terrible and serious the mistakes it made are!

Master, you really know everything.

It's just that his brain circuit is different from everyone else.

Therefore, the way He handles things is incomprehensible to ordinary people.

Not even the gods can predict it.

But he will respond.

like now...

He casually picked up the tributes of the two batches of tributes who entered here to pay tribute last night, despite being made difficult by this stupid cat.

Seemingly simple and casual.

In fact, it contains deep meaning.

It is a direct statement.

This is an acknowledgment of loyal servants and a reward for them!

The cat goddess who once ruled Egypt directly understood it instantly.

How precious is this kind of recognition and reward!

It only takes a simple empathy to understand-the pharaohs of ancient Egypt often did such things.

Prioritize the use and taste of the things sent by the slaves you like.

This immediately conveyed his own attitude - this slave, I like it!

Therefore, there is no need for any order, let alone a statement.

The people below will automatically raise the status of the Pharaoh's favorite slaves.

This is the art of domination!

but……

None of this will happen by itself.

Everything stems from Him—as the owner's pet, but he makes his own decisions and eats what Naka wants.

Give others a chance to perform.

then……

The cat goddess' body trembled.

Because he finally understood.

This consumes His grace!

Wanting to understand this, the remorse and pain of Goddess Cat far surpassed the torment of last night.

He finally knew how stupid he was!

Lingpingan hugged his pet and walked to the counter.

Then, he saw the bronze handicraft on the corner of the counter.

"By the way, last time I agreed to give this to my aunt..." He picked it up, "I forgot..."

"Should I find a courier and mail it?"

After thinking about it, he put the handicraft down.

"Let's talk about it when my aunt comes back..." He said, "It's just an ordinary handicraft... There is no need to spend a lot of time..."

The main thing is to send it over, I don't know if my aunt will like it.

If you don't like it, it's a bad thing!

So, he put down the thing, and said to himself: "If my aunt doesn't like it, I'll post it online... I can exchange it for some money..."

The kitten in his arms trembled when he heard it.

And in the amber cat's eyes, the Taotie who was put back on the counter was so frightened that his body was shaking.

Hang on the Internet?

hehe!

Who dares to want what the ruler doesn't want?

Therefore, the kitten knows, and so does Taotie, once Taotie is posted online by the owner.

Then, Little Taotie will really become a handicraft, a dead thing!

This is the most obvious beating and warning!

Lingpingan turned around and looked inside the store.

The sofas are fine and the floors are clean.

so……

He looked at the kitten in his arms.

"Did you really go out and do something bad last night?" he asked.

Meow!

The kitten is pitiful, tightly curled up in the arms of its owner.

It's terrified!

Looking at it, Lingpingan couldn't help but soften his heart.

"Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid!" He stroked the little guy's head: "The sky is falling, and my brother is still here!"

If the kitten really went out and did something bad and was approached by someone, he would definitely admit his mistake frankly and then apologize.

They are all neighbors, no big deal!

only……

"But, little boy, you have to remember, we have to abide by the law!" He seriously educated his pet: "You can't do bad things, and you can't do things that affect others, you know?"

Because, the neighbors in this neighborhood are all old neighbors for decades.

People respect me one foot, and I respect others three feet.

To be a human being, be sensible!

Neighbors in the neighborhood can forgive once or twice, but when it comes to the third time, there will definitely be disagreements.

Cats matter, but so do neighbors.

Lingpingan is a calf protector, but he is not unreasonable.

At that time, if someone really came to the door.

What else can he do?

Take this cat and apologize to others together.

When you are beaten, you must stand at attention!

Meow!

The kitten meowed obediently, as if admitting its mistakes and repenting.

Lingpingan nodded.

This pet can know mistakes, and take the initiative to admit mistakes.

It's justifiable!

So, Lingpingan patted its head and comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay..."

……………………………………………

boom!

Ran Bing fired a high-explosive bomb from his rifle!

Pata, an umbrella employee wearing an exoskeleton, stared incredulously, and fell from the high platform.

He fell down the stage.

Dark green blood spewed out from the exoskeleton armor.

He struggled.

Those blue eyes were filled with incredulity.

"mortal……"

"You're just a mortal!"

Ran Bing walked up to him, put the rifle against his throat, and then stepped on his exoskeleton armor, peeling off the exoskeleton armor from his body.

Ran Bing grabbed the nameplate hanging from his body.

Under dark vision, the text on the nameplate is clearly visible.

Smith, commander of Battalion A of the Umbrella Armed Forces.

"Mr. Smith..." Ran Bing said blankly, "On behalf of the world, I send my greetings to you!"

As she said that, the rifle in her hand gave birth to infinite power, swallowing the soul and flesh of the subdued umbrella employee together!

In just an instant, this umbrella employee, who had undergone genetic modification surgery and was immortal in a sense, turned into a petrified statue.

Ran Bing's feet loosened.

Pat, the whole stone sculpture shattered to the ground.

Among the fragments, a thumb-sized crystal is clearly visible!

This is the control chip embedded in his body by the umbrella!

Ran Bing exerted a little force, and the chip slowly melted, turning into a five-yuan coin!

"It's the twentieth one!" Ran Bing raised his head and looked at the pyramid above his head, where countless silver crystals were changing positions.

This is the person who controls the protective umbrella here, trying to activate the mechanism of this pyramid to trap and kill her.

pity……

Ran Bing raised her rifle, and she sneered.

"Here, I am the real master!"

The murmur beside the ear rang softly.

Let's talk about the internal structure of this pyramid and the control methods of various organs one by one.

So, Ran Bing walked to the wall.

She reached out and pressed a floating silver crystal.

With the depression of this crystal.

The entire pyramid trembled violently.

She reached out and pulled out a silver cube from the inner wall of the pyramid.

As a result, the control of this pyramid changed hands in an instant!

Following Ran Bing's command, all the passages and door walls in the entire pyramid were locked!

Moreover, all the umbrella members in this pyramid are all isolated in one area after another.

………………………………………

Towards the interior of the archipelago, it continues to deepen.

Crossing forests and streams, Han Li soon entered the land eroded by the abyss.

The earth here has turned dark red.

The pitted ground was filled with dark green puddles one after another.

The gurgling dark green water body is rolling and boiling in it.

Filled with corrosive gas, permeating the air.

Here, it is not suitable for any human beings to survive.

This is the devil's paradise.

However, Han Li held his head high and stepped into the territory of the abyss!

Quack quack...

A group of small demons came out from behind the hillside. They waved the fireballs in their hands and attacked Han Li.

These are lemurs.

The bottom creatures of the abyss.

Han Li lightly waved the spirit blade in his hand, then jumped high.

Bright light erupted from the spirit blade in her hand.

Her body, like a phantom, appeared behind each lemur.

Strips of aura flashed across the bodies of these lemurs.

thump! thump!

One after another, the evil spirits fell down.

Their bodies were cut into countless pieces.

Han Li's figure appeared on the hillside not far away.

Holding the spirit blade, she raised her head gently.

Han Li has already felt that several powerful wills are staring at her.

In the shadow behind her, the things hidden in it were already excited.

"The quality of these tributes is mediocre..." whispered a little excitedly, "but... if you go to pay tribute..."

"The great master will be very happy!"

Paying tribute is just an attitude.

Show your loyalty to the eternal Lord.

Although, he doesn't necessarily care about these.

but……

Doing and not doing are two completely different concepts.

and……

This human being was chosen by the ruler.

Therefore...

They are so positive.

He doesn't even care about his own tribute, and concentrates on it here.

The reason is still the same - attitude!

In essence, this is actually fighting for favor!

And now, the Faceless God has lost points.

So, as long as this side scores, even if it's only one point!

It's all progress, it's all advantages!

At the final settlement, it is the key to determining the outcome!

Therefore, everyone who invests in this human being is very happy!

There is nothing more joyful than seeing the faceless god deflated!

For the first time, the raving voice showed emotion.

He is so happy!

Han Li didn't know about these things.

But listening to the raving, feeling the excitement of something hidden in his shadow.

She raised her head fearlessly, intimidating the terrifying existences that were staring at her.

"Get out of our world!" Han Li said loudly, "Devil!"

"Give you one last chance!"

She raised the spiritual blade in her hand: "Don't say that you are unpredictable!"

………………………………………

The will of the Spider God Empress looked at the ignorant human being through the clouds.

"How courageous!" The Spider Queen thought, "How dare you set foot on the territory of the abyss, and speak so boldly!"

But he didn't act rashly.

Not only because this is not his territory, if he makes a rash move, he may offend Lupusio and the Shadow Demon Queen behind him.

Even directly clashed with Grazte!

more because...

The Spider Queen already smells of conspiracy!

As an expert in weaving conspiracy, He is too familiar with this smell.

so……

"This human being is weird..."

The Spider Queen quietly hid her divine thoughts: "Let Lupusio test her..."

"Big deal, I'll come out after Lupusio captures her and buy this human from Lupusio..."

For the demon lords of the abyss, nothing is untradable!

As long as the price is right, they can even sell themselves!

Of course, the premise is that both parties to the transaction are equal in strength.

Otherwise, you will be black and black in an instant!

This is the essence of demons, chaos, disorder, repetition!

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