I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Another boring day, Ling Ping sat bored at the counter and looked at the computer screen.

He felt that life seemed to have lost its meaning.

Because, the document on the computer screen shows zero word count.

The code word time is 6 hours and 42 minutes.

The input speed is 3260 words per hour.

But there is not a word in the document.

Because it was deleted by him.

A total of four different openings were attempted.

The son-in-law, the king of soldiers, the abandoned young man, and the waste wood counterattack.

These are the hottest topics right now!

But unfortunately, every beginning can only be the beginning.

Then he deleted it.

The reason is……

"That damned rationalist fetish!" he sighed.

For web writers, rationality is really the enemy of a lifetime! It is the biggest obstacle hindering every author, promotion and rise!

And obviously, he couldn't make it through.

Write a new son-in-law and want to test the price...

Isn't this making trouble for yourself?

Meow!

Kitten Best, jumped on top of him, and rubbed his chest with his little head affectionately.

It seemed to comfort him.

"It's so cute!" Ling Ping'an touched the soft fur of the kitten and felt some warmth.

He stood up and looked out the door.

It is already evening.

He looked at the takeaway food box delivered at noon.

There is also a lot of sushi and a big bowl of eel rice.

He thought about it, and gave up the urge to order takeout.

When he was in school, he already knew the importance of environmental protection.

For the forests and wetlands of the Commonwealth Empire, and for the protected flora and fauna that inhabit the reserves.

Lingping has always been very thrifty.

So, he picked up the leftover meals from noon, walked upstairs, warmed up casually, slipped down, and sat at the counter to eat.

Leftovers don't taste as good.

But Ling Ping sluggishly ate half full.

Putting down the tableware, he looked at his kitten eagerly.

"You want to drink tea again?" He saw at a glance that the little guy was greedy for his 'tea'.

Meow.

The kitten let out a whimper.

"Okay!" Ling Ping'an stood up, picked up the teacup, poured some leaves from the drawer, then walked to the water dispenser and made a cup of fragrant tea.

One person and one cat shared this cup of fragrant tea.

"Comfortable!" After drinking his share, Ling Ping Ping slumped on the chair comfortably.

Out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of a drunken figure, staggeringly walking in front of the door of his own shop.

pat!

He fell to the ground.

Ling Ping'an stood up quickly, he pushed open the door, and saw the guy who was lying at his door.

A Gentile man who appeared to be in his thirties.

Lingping scratched his head.

As a law-abiding and qualified citizen of the Federal Empire, Lingping is still very friendly to these foreign friends.

After all, generally, those who can come to the mainland of the Federal Empire are either for tourism or business.

"Your Excellency..." He crouched down and patted the drunken man's shoulder: "How are you?"

He is not afraid that this drunk does not understand the language of the Federal Empire.

Because the official language of the Federal Empire is universal.

After all, almost everyone seeks the Federal Empire, and the Federal Empire, in fact, can still live very well without the world.

That's why the republicans advocate glorious isolation.

Gentiles beat to death and live, what does it have to do with us!

Wouldn't it be nice to close the door and hide in a small building to become unified?

The drunk man seemed to open his eyes a little sober when he heard his words.

Then, he moved his lips.

Lingping hurriedly bowed his head again.

As a result, he saw a dagger against his neck.

"Boy!" This foreign drunkard turned from being drunk to extremely fierce in an instant, he grabbed Lingping's collar and pressed the dagger tightly to his neck: "Hurry up and take me in, Otherwise, don't blame my knife for being ruthless!"

Ling Ping was terrified.

This is the first time I have encountered such a dangerous thing.

However, he was not flustered.

After thinking about it carefully, he decided to hold off the Gentile first.

So he said, "Calm down! Sir, calm down!"

"Everything is easy to discuss..." He looked at the dagger that was on his neck, and for some reason, Ling Ping was still a little excited.

What seemed to be on his neck was just a toy knife.

"Are you asking for money, or?" he asked.

"Stop talking nonsense!" The foreigner began to force his hand: "First pretend to help me to your store!"

"Okay!" Lingping nodded: "Since you like..."

So, he stretched out his hand and cooperated very well with the actions of the Gentiles, pulled him up, and then under his coercion, walked into the store.

Meow!

A cat meow sounded sharply.

Ling Ping's eyes saw the kitten Best jumping high from the corner of the counter.

The cat's vigorous posture is very elegant.

It fell on the Gentile's head with great speed.

Then, he stretched out his claws, and suddenly scratched his scalp.

what!

The Gentiles let out a miserable cry.

It looked like he was in pain when the kitten scratched.

Ling Ping'an immediately took the opportunity to break free from his coercion.

Then, with a quick walk, I picked up the bronze gluttonous crafts from the counter and placed it in the corner of the counter, intending to give it to my aunt.

Just look back.

Boom!

Bronze texture handicraft, hitting the opponent's skull.

It made him bleed all at once.

He staggered and fell to the ground.

Ling Ping'an cautiously stepped forward and kicked, but there was no response.

"Scared to death brother!" He let out a long sigh.

Then picked up the phone: "Hello, Yao Yaoling?"

"I have gangsters robbing with knives here..."

"Well, you may not believe it, the gangster was subdued by me and my cat..."

"It's scary!"

"You guys come quickly!"

Hanging up the phone, Ling Ping stepped forward, hugged the kitten Best who was still lying beside the foreign gangster, growling lowly, showing his teeth and dancing claws, with the look of a hunter.

Then he kissed it mouth to mouth.

"Little darling, you are so brave!" Lingping said, "In the future, I will buy you whatever you want!"

If there was no kitten, Ling Ping'an doubted that he would have to explain it here today.

So thrilling!

but……

So exciting!

do not know why……

There is a faint hope in Lingping's heart.

Looking forward to being this exciting every day.

"Bah, bah, bah!" He spit again and again: "Bad spirits don't work, good spirits!"

The police in the Federal Empire is very efficient.

A few minutes later, a police car with sirens sounded to the door of Lingping's store.

A burly police officer got out of the car with a few police officers.

"Where's the gangster?" the police officer asked.

Ling Ping Ping pointed to his counter.

"Officer, where are you!" he said.

In his eyes, the person lying down in front of his counter was a typical Gentile.

With blond hair, slightly bald, and pockmarked on his face.

But in the eyes of the police officer.

Who is there on earth?

It was clearly a smashed head, and the entire body was almost completely shattered, but the shredded corpse with the characteristics of a werewolf could be vaguely recognized.

The police officer swallowed hard.

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