I’ll Add Points To All Things

Liu Lao Liu stopped in midair with his hands, stunned for a moment, and then continued his anger: Good mother! It's finally open!

He pushed open the door and walked in. The basement was pitch black, and there was no sound, except for the sound of a person breathing evenly not far away: he seemed to be asleep.

Liu Laoliu opened his drunken eyes, looking left and right, and found that it was pitch black, and he couldn't see anything clearly.

He was a little fuzzy in his heart, and he always felt that something was not right, but his brain that had been paralyzed by alcohol made him unable to turn around for a while, and he didn't bother to think about it any more, after all, he was the "reasonable" party.

He grabbed the bench next to the door, carefully touched it, and walked to the place where the breathing sounded.

When he got there, by the meager moonlight, Liu Laoliu discovered that it was a bed. There was a person lying on the bed, covered with a quilt. As he breathed, the quilt was still rising and falling regularly.

Looking at the figure on the bed, Liu Laoliu gradually overlapped "Su Yang" with the figure of his daughter-in-law.

Finally, he grabbed the bench and slammed "Su Yang"!

With a sound of "Boom!", the bench slammed on the quilt, smashing a deep hole.

Liu Laoliu's brain paralyzed by alcohol couldn't react for a while: Did he smash people down?

Just at this moment, two angry voices "Guru Guru!" suddenly sounded from the quilt, and then two thick and long branches rushed out of the quilt and entangled directly towards him!

The sudden change frightened Liu Laoliu, he hurriedly jumped aside to avoid it, but as soon as he landed, he suddenly found his feet soft, and a bit of a beating voice sounded in his ear, "Oh, it hurts. I'm dead."

With the sound, Liu Laoliu felt that the ground seemed to be alive, and it actually moved, so frightened that he ran away quickly.

He had just run two steps when suddenly there were two voices soft as glutinous rice but fierce, "Ada Ada Ada!"

With this sound, he felt as if the back of his foot was cut by a knife, and it was burning hot.

He screamed and fled in the opposite direction.

At this moment, a handsome young man in Hanfu appeared in front of him. The young man had a handsome face, but his eyes were long and narrow, and Liu Laoliu just wanted to call for help. Suddenly the young man took out a large frying pan from behind and slapped him on the face mercilessly!

This time, Liu Lao Liu, who was already dizzy, beat the five meat and eight elements, and couldn't find the north.

At this time, the two thick branches protruding from the quilt had already caught up, wrapped around his body mercilessly, tied him, and made him unable to move.

At the same time, strange-shaped monsters, big and small, emerged from every corner of the room, holding all kinds of "weapons" in their hands and smashing them at Liu Laoliu.

Xiao Ha held the lid of the pot and knocked on Liu Lao Liu's knee, "Let you step on me, let you step on me!"

Xiaochi held a pot and kept hitting Liu Laoliu on the head.

Sanque was holding a shovel and knocking on Liu Laoliu's leg.

The most ruthless is Dao Ji. She doesn't need anything, and while shouting "Poke you to death, stab you to death." She kept poking Liu Laoliu's feet with her head, which looked extremely funny.

Because she couldn't see it, she would sometimes jab away and jab at Xiao Ha, and Xiao Ha's screams could be heard in the room every time.

But the funniest thing is that she is the most lethal. Under her "poke", both of Liu Laoliu's shoes became tattered, and Liu Laoliu kept crying in pain.

Although Dao Ji can't hurt the living body, it will cause pain.

Therefore, Liu Laoliu obviously didn't have any wounds on his feet, but it was painful to death.

After beating Liu Lao Liu, several little monsters tied him up, threw him by the bed, closed the door, and turned on the light.

At this time, Liu Lao Liu was almost awake. He stared at a pile of strange things in front of him: a husky pillow? A ginseng doll? A squinting teenager? And... a pocket knife?

Are you crazy, or the world has changed...

And what is this branch that binds you...

Old man Liu looked up and saw a branch more than one meter high, with two sturdy branches sticking out, which looked like Kong Wu was powerful.

What the hell is this, is it a tree demon?

Liu Laoliu couldn't help but think of a word he saw when he was reading a novel: world line change.

Yes, it must be so, the world line of this world jumped and became more and more magical.

Just when he was complaining, suddenly, the mobile phone on the table projected a burst of light, and the light reflected in the air, forming the shape of a girl: it was Xiao Di.

As the eldest sister in the family, she gave a thumbs up to several little monsters, "Awesome. What are we going to do with him next?"

Looking at the scene in front of him, Liu Laoliu confirmed his thoughts. You see, even artificial intelligence has come out, and the world is absolutely chaotic.

He couldn't help thinking: Will there be a Monkey King, or Guan Erye in the future? I like them the most.

I have to say that Liu Laoliu has a really big heart. Even if he is tied up in the house, he still has the mood to think about things.

Several little monsters chatted for a long time without discussing the result.

In the end, Gulu took the lead and couldn't stand the discussion. It grabbed Liu Lao Liu and kept beating on the ground, "Gulu! Gulu!" screaming, venting his irritability! The reason why he hit Liu Laoliu was probably because Liu Laoliu hit him with a chair just now.

While being beaten, Liu Laoliu wanted to cry without tears: You can't negotiate, beat each other, what are you beating me for...

The other little monsters glanced at each other and didn't bother to care about Gulu. After all, Liu Laoliu sneaked in and attacked first, and Gulu was the only monster who was beaten...

After beating Liu Laoliu, Liu Laoliu was thrown to the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and the little monsters were at a deadlock again: what to do...

Xiao Ha stared at its round eyes, "Why don't we tie a rock to him and sink into the river. This is what I do on TV."

Liu Lao Liu shuddered.

Fortunately, Xiao Di said immediately, "You are crazy. You will cause trouble for the master."

Xiao Ha glared at her, "What should I do then?"

Chi Shen said gently, "We've already fought, and the matter has been resolved, why don't we let him go?"

Dao Ji said weakly in a voice as soft as glutinous rice, "He really didn't do anything..."

Yes, light was beaten...

San Que closed his eyes, and the old god stayed aside and did not participate in the discussion.

He didn't speak, but Gulu shouted "gulugulu", but no one translated it, so everyone couldn't understand it.

But the general meaning should be guessed: I was beaten, I was beaten! He is not a good man! Not a nice guy! Not a nice guy!

The last few little monsters discussed and discussed, but they still did not discuss a result.

In the end, Xiao Di made the final decision: beat him again, and then let him go.

This time, not only Gulu, but other little monsters also picked up their own tools and launched a new round of "beating" against Liu Laoliu.

After the fight, Liu Laoliu lay on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, feeling that he was finally free and could leave.

At this moment, Xiao Di suddenly thought of something, and she said, "No! If he just left, wouldn't we expose it?"

As soon as he said this, the little monsters were stunned.

Yup...

If they let him go, wouldn't they be exposed?

At that time, Su Yang may cause endless trouble.

Liu Lao Liu:...

How come this has twists and turns, can you give me a happy one?