I’m Crashing and Shooting Crash Three

I'm crashing and shooting crash three Author: Wuer

Introduction:

Time Travel became a director and decided to make Honkai into a movie! He found a priest who was very similar to Otto from the church next door, adopted a girl with the same name as Bronya and Sheer in Siberia, and found a girl who was very similar to Raiden Mei, and successfully persuaded them to become their own actors.

It's just that he didn't know that the world he was traversing was the collapsed world, and all the characters were shocked when they watched the plot in the script.

Otto: "I'll throw you when I know how to save Karen! Wait, how come the blood bar on my head is lit up!"

Raiden Mei: "Purple! Purple Eyes

1 Otto

"Name…"

"Otto o Apocalis."

"gender…"

"male…"

"Where is your hometown?"

"Europe."

"What else have you done besides being an actor?"

"I worked as a priest in my hometown for a few years."

Xiao Chen looked at the file in his hand, and looked at the young man with long golden hair and a pair of green agate-like eyes.

If he wasn't sure that this place wasn't Honkai Impact, he would have thought that Otto had really found him.

However, how is this possible.

Even if this is really the collapsed world, why did Otto find himself such a little-known director?

Moreover, he personally went to Siberia to confirm.

There is no sign of collapse at all.

Although they adopted children who looked like Bronya and Seer in an orphanage, they were just ordinary children, but their hair color, pupil color, and even their names were very similar to the one he knew about a mobile game. Just like.

Maybe the parallel world is broken here, but it is not broken, it is a peaceful world.

If so, the young man in front of him might be a descendant or reincarnation of Otto, not the infatuated bishop.

You don't have to be afraid at all!

After stabilizing his mind, Xiao Chen asked a little.

"Why not become a priest and change careers but become an actor?"

"I'm looking for someone."

"Ok?"

Xiao Chen subconsciously poked his chin with his pen and asked.

"What does that have to do with you being an actor?"

The man named Otto pondered for a while, then lowered his head and said in a slightly sad tone: "The person I'm looking for used to work in a church with me, but one day she suddenly disappeared. I found It was a long time, but I never found her. Later, I changed my mind, not because I wanted to be famous and let her come to me."

"Yeah." Xiao Chen nodded and said.

The other party not only looks very similar to Otto, the name is the same, and even the infatuation is exactly the same as Otto, maybe he can really play the role of Otto.

"Indeed, I have a character here that suits you very well. I saw a good venue here, which just fits the scene of a bridge in my plot. Now you change your clothes and go with me to shoot that scene first. Again, I'm deciding whether to use you or not."

As he said that, he took out the script from the empty bag next to him and threw it to Otto, and opened his mouth when Otto read the script.

"This scene is very simple. It was Otto who gave his childhood sweetheart, Karen a cover, and didn't hesitate to put on women's clothes to seduce the guards..."

Otto's eyes widened after listening to Xiao Chen's description, and several question marks appeared on his head.

…(⊙＿⊙)…

Why would he know my dark history?

No, how did he know about Karen!

Not many people in the destiny even know about this matter, right?

And what the **** is seduction! I just pretended to be injured to attract the two guards away! How can you play me!

Originally, he was only to confirm the Herrscher of the Binding of this century.

The other party didn't know his identity, so he also made a little disguise.

After learning that the other party's ID card was a director, he decided to contact the Herrscher in the form of an actor application. He wanted to see what medicine the Herrscher was selling in the gourd, so he made up such a story. .

But the other party's actions completely exceeded his expectations.

The script he gave was completely based on his experience with Karen!

Although a little exaggerated artistic processing!

For example, the part where he seduced the guards in women's clothes! He only wears women's clothes and is not seductive!

And add to Carlyn and Shakespeare! A fox, he has had enough! You brought me another hat!

I can bear it! ?

No, no, Otto, calm down.

The other party should still not know my identity, otherwise he should have escaped long ago.

But then why does he know so much about me and Karen?

This scene was as if he was on the scene, even if he couldn't know everything about Karen.

But why does this person, this lawyer?

Otto walked behind Xiao Chen with doubts.

…

Not long ago, both Destiny and Anti-Entropy instruments detected a huge amount of Honkai energy in Europe. It was only reported from the personnel in the European branches of both sides that there was no change in the area where the Honkai Energy erupted.

Not only did one person not die, but even the Houkai beasts wandering around were much weaker. This strange scene attracted the attention of Destiny and Anti-Entropy.

Then they soon discovered that these mutations were caused by a single person.

The third Herrscher of this century, from the Herrscher of Reason to the Herrscher of Empty, the Herrscher of Constraints appeared after a bunch of Herrschers.

Just like the Eleventh Herrscher of the pre-civilization era, the Herrscher of Constraints in this generation will also expand a huge barrier, which will invalidate all Kokai energy, and other forms of energy will also be affected to different extents, even Even the bioelectricity of the human body will be affected. Although it is anti-collapse, it is also harvesting human life like other Herrschers.

But I don't know if the Herrscher of Binding's awakening is incomplete, and the enchantment he releases will only affect Honkai Impact.

It does not affect other energies. The single energy deprived is replaced by the huge range of its enchantment, which can cover the entire Europe.

All Honkai energy within this range will be weakened to the point of being harmless to humans and animals.

After realizing this, Destiny first proposed a plan to kill the Herrscher with ordinary weapons, and implemented it.

Just when the missile was aimed at the Herrscher and launched, the kinetic energy that originally propelled the missile suddenly disappeared, and the missile exploded directly in the barrel, causing a lot of casualties.

All other attacks on the Binding Herrscher, the energy will disappear before it hurts him.

This makes Destiny temporarily dispel the killing intent of the Herrscher, and the anti-entropy side maintains a friendly attitude towards the Herrscher, and even wants the new Herrscher to become the same as the first Herrscher who stands on the side of mankind. By.

Not to be outdone, Bishop Otto decided to meet this special Herrscher in person.

on the airplane…

As soon as he entered the European region, Otto felt that his soul steel body driven by Honkai Energy had weakened to an extremely weak level.

This feeling is the same as when he opened Judas's oath enchantment for the first time, although the feeling of weakness is not as strong.

According to the report, the barrier had lasted for two days, but the Herrscher didn't look weak at all, and the barrier unfolded even when he was sleeping.

In addition, this Herrscher is just like an ordinary human being.

Otto pushed it out, maybe all his power was used subconsciously to maintain this enchantment.

But what is it, he has to wait until he has seen the Herrscher with his own eyes...

Then Otto saw it.

And put on women's clothing.

Otto: But... no one told me to wear women's clothes!

2 Women's clothing has only zero and countless times

"go! go! go! Move! Move! Light photography in place!"

Xiao Chen stood in the center of the crowd and clapped his hands, while commanding the surrounding staff, who were all professional teams who had been with him for some time.

Under his leadership, he went up to Hollywood blockbusters, down to the country-style killing Matt video, and he was proficient in everything!

When I'm not shooting movies, I will upload some live videos on YouTube. What black people carry coffins, Yangba's zero-yuan purchases will take the heat to the end!

The money earned through YouTube videos is used to maintain equipment, and it is more than enough to feed everyone a big meal.

Xiao Chen is also very generous in this regard, and has no plans to take the money as his own.

However, everyone spontaneously saved the money earned through various accounts such as YouTube, and used it in some public activities, which saved Xiao Chen a lot of expenses.

While Xiao Chen was in command of the crowd, an employee ran over to Xiao Chen, bowed his head, and asked, "Director! All preparations are over, wait for the actors to be seated!"

"Ok…"

Xiao Chen tapped his shoulder with the script in his hand, turned his head and asked, "Can you fake your voice? You don't need to be too good, just make a little sissy voice. Well, if you can..."

Otto was taken aback by this question, given the capabilities of his body. Don't say it's a sissy, even a real female voice is not a problem.

It's just that he is a dignified archbishop, and he wants to wear women's clothes here, and speak in a sissy tone... For Otto, who has high self-esteem, it is simply a shame!

However, in order to confirm why the Herrscher of Constraints in this era knows so much about his own affairs, he can only recognize it with his nose...

"no problem…"

Xiao Chen nodded after getting Otto's affirmative answer, then glanced at him, and said, "Then what are you looking at? Hurry up and change your clothes! The makeup team and the props team will take him down!"

With that said, two muscular men appeared on the left and right sides of Otto, and dragged him down with Otto's two hands on the left and the right.

I don't know which great man said that there are only zero and countless times in women's clothing.

Otto originally sneered at this sentence, and then after a lapse of five hundred years, he put on women's clothes again.

It's all about investigation, for investigation...

Otto hypnotized himself in his heart, and then he put on the long green dress Xiao Chen prepared for him, and a green lady's top hat with a few lilies.

There were also two feathers stuck in the green hat.

Otto does not reject this green hat, but rather misses it.

This is indeed the clothes he wore when he covered Karen at the beginning, and even some details were restored in place.

This is not a restoration that can be done simply by hearing it.

Could it be that he had invaded the Destiny's database?

However, how could a Herrscher restraint in Xiao Chen District invade the database of Destiny without his knowledge, and it still contains the part of his dark history.

The makeup artist on the side looked at Otto wearing women's clothes with a nostalgic expression on his face, and couldn't help thinking in his heart.

"Is this new colleague of yours really not going to have any hobbies?"

Just when he thought about it, Otto looked at himself in the mirror, then turned around and asked, "May I ask which clothing store you can buy this dress in?"

"It's really a lady's clothing boss!"

After hearing Otto ask this question, the makeup artist opened his mouth in surprise, then calmed down and replied, "Most of the crew's clothes were designed by the director himself. Before he became a director, he also did costume design. division."

"Oh, thank you." Otto nodded and sat on the chair, letting the makeup artist do his makeup, and at the same time confirming that this Herrscher is definitely not easy! He must have some secret!

Although the movements of the makeup artist on the other side are as steady as an old dog, they have already begun to make up for it in their minds.

"Damn it! I've already asked about the brand of the clothes! It's really a women's clothing boss!"