I’m Really a Superstar

Chapter 1,637 [American Movies VS Chinese Characteristics! 】

That night.

Home.

As soon as Zhang Ye drove home, he saw the speechless eyes of the family.

"Dad, Mom, you haven't left yet?" Zhang Ye said with a smile.

Dad said angrily: "How dare you say anything!"

My mother also said angrily: "Can you stop bragging? Huh?"

Zhang Ye chuckled and said, "I'm not promoting the new movie."

His mother glared at him, "You are really good, and you are not afraid that your wife will deal with you!"

Zhang Ye laughed, "Hahaha!"

"You're still laughing!" Mom said angrily.

Over there, Wu Zeqing smiled and said, "Mom, it's okay. Didn't you see that he was joking?"

But Sisi quit. She had just watched the live broadcast with her grandparents. She grabbed her father's sleeve and shook it, "Dad, mom is beautiful! Mom is beautiful!"

Zhang Ye hugged her dotingly and said, "Yes, mom is the most beautiful in the world."

Sisi was then satisfied, "Yeah."

Wu Zeqing also smiled and touched her daughter's little head.

Pretending is an art.

Today, Zhang Ye took it to the extreme.

On the earth where Zhang Ye once lived, there were four kings who were unanimously recommended by netizens and were resounding throughout the country. These four people were:

Wang Jianlin has nothing.

Ma Huateng from an ordinary family.

Jack Ma regrets creating Alibaba the most.

I don’t know that my wife is beautiful Liu Qiangdong.

The four Gein people have all made pretentious remarks in public that shocked the people of the country. Every paragraph of his words has been laughed out of the people of his world. There are various screenshots, various emoticons, and various Complaints, but on this day, Zhang Ye used all the famous quotes of those four people at the press conference. As a result, overnight, Zhang Ye became the world's naughty king without any suspense, without any competition at all. Opponent!

domestic.

online.

Netizens are already laughing!

"Nary! This guy is too wasteful!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Oh, you really made me laugh!"

"Small goal of 100 million? There's nothing wrong with you, old man!"

"This guy makes me so angry! You still have an ordinary family? Then we can't die!"

"Damn it, the earth can't stop this guy anymore!"

"He's going to God!"

"This is the first time I've seen such a shameless person!"

"I don't know how beautiful my wife is? I will obey you if you pretend to do it!"

"Pfft hahahaha! The reporters at the scene were crying. They didn't know how to answer the question at all! It's the first time I've seen a celebrity make these reporters stop asking questions!"

"The contemporary king is born!"

"This is so pretentious, so fresh and refined!"

"This guy wants to piss people off to death!"

"Yes, your mother is obviously showing off!"

"If I could have such a beautiful daughter-in-law, I would be so happy to dream about it. But this guy actually said that he didn't know if his wife was beautiful or not! I'm dizzy! Why don't you die!"

"Slap Zhang in the face, this guy is hopeless!"

"Zhang Ye has such a mouth! Alas!"

"This guy weighs 120 pounds, and all 119 pounds is in his mouth!"

Make complaints!

Speechless!

Hilarious!

Zhang Ye's "four famous quotes" at a press conference instantly resounded throughout the country!

Screenshots from the live broadcast were also made into emoticons by good-hearted netizens, which instantly became popular all over the country and were shared by countless netizens. For a time, the domestic people were even more looking forward to the release. They all wanted to know how Zhang Ye suddenly I have so much confidence now.

The media is also going crazy.

online.

Offline.

The news is completely covered.

I have to say that this movie conference,

It was indeed so successful. The purpose of Zhang Ye's press conference was originally to promote the movie. As a result, Zhang Yehe's name dominated all the news headlines overnight, and the popularity instantly reached the peak, and he was the leader!

the next day.

Early in the morning.

The funny group is very active.

This was a chat group for veteran celebrities in the domestic entertainment industry. It was almost dead at first, but since Zhang Ye returned, the group has been miraculously resurrected.

Ning Lan: " @Zhang Ye, have you gotten up yet?"

Shu Han: "Teacher Zhang came out to chat. He had been filming yesterday, and I just saw yesterday's press conference live today. Hahahaha, it made me laugh all morning!"

AMY: “It’s expensive for Mr. Zhang!”

Zhang Ye actually came out, "It's funny, it's funny."

Chen Guang: "This is the first time I've seen someone promote a movie like this!"

Fan Wenli: "Zhang'er, your mouth can't save you anymore."

Zhang Ye: "Hahaha, @Yao Jiancai, @Dong Shanshan, it won't be long before the premiere. The publicity war has already started. Come on, everyone."

Dong Shanshan: “Goodbye!”

Yao Jiancai: "Haha, we can't pretend to be so cunning!"

Li Ke stepped forward: "I wish you a great box office success."

Zhang Ye: "Thank you, Lao Li."

Li Xiaoxian smiled and said, "We will help you promote your new film for a small fee."

Xiaodong: "I forwarded it this morning."

Huo Dongfang: "It has been forwarded. I wish it a great sale."

Zhang Ye: "Thank you everyone, thank you very much!"

Ning Lan blackmailed: "If the box office can reach 500 million, we will give you a hard meal!"

Another film director also came out, "Haha, yes!"

Zhang Ye smiled and typed: "Five hundred million?"

Shu Han: "There is still hope."

Yao Jiancai: "I will be satisfied with 300 million."

In this world, domestic people and the industry believe that a Chinese movie with a box office of over 300 million is considered a very good movie. Even Li Ke and several other big-name domestic directors dare not say that they are every A movie can have a box office of over 500 million, let alone Zhang Ye, a new director?

But Zhang Ye obviously didn't think so.

Three hundred million?

Five hundred million?

Even adding a zero at the end is too little for him!

What the fuck!

It scared the shit out of people all over the world!

However, he didn't say anything more in the group because the film hadn't been released yet, and he didn't dare to speak too loudly now. If the world doesn't adapt to the climate, he would be embarrassed. After all, he didn't make the first film. part, but skipped directly to the second part.

nervous.

expect.

excited.

His mood now is also very complicated.

That day, he didn't rest even after he had just returned home. He took the crew to promote the film again. Yao Jiancai, Jiang Hanwei, Dong Shanshan, Sophia, and Jia Sike also all went into battle.

interview.

On TV.

Tweet.

The propaganda war is in full swing!

at the same time.

On the other side, America.

The promotion of "The Movie" has also been launched on a large scale all over the world. Whether it is the Hollywood brand, the fame of director Wilson, or the influence of the previous "Commando" movies, this movie has instantly attracted the attention and attention of movie fans around the world. expect.

The film is finished.

Publicity and distribution also went very quickly.

The UK pays attention.

France promises high filming rates.

Japan gives the green light.

South Korea is strongly introduced.

It is going very smoothly in countless countries around the world.

But only in one country, it was bloody!

Wilson's office.

A white man ran in angrily.

Wilson said calmly: "How are the preparations for the release going?"

The white man said: "Everything went smoothly in other countries."

Wilson nodded, "Haha, that's good."

The white man immediately said: "But there is a problem in China!"

"What?" Wilson frowned, "Didn't you pass the trial?"

The white man said: "No! Their radio and television called us back! They said that some of the scenes in our movie were too bloody and violent, so they would not pass!"

Wilson almost fainted, "Bloody? Bloody ass!"

The white man said angrily: "Yeah, weren't Hollywood movies also released in China in the past?"

Wilson said: "Countries around the world have passed the review, but China is the only one who disagrees? What do you mean?"

They have always looked down on the Chinese film market, but they also know that the box office there is still good, at least it can be the icing on the cake, and if you have money, why not make money? So even though Wilson said that the sky is the limit, in fact he has no plans at all Give up the Chinese market.

Wilson gritted his teeth and said: "Delete it according to their request and then send it to trial!"

The white man said aggrievedly: "I understand."

Two days later.

A piece of news comes again!

The second time I was sent to China for review, I was sent back again!

The reason this time is: the movie playing time is too long and does not meet China's requirements.

The crew almost went crazy!

"what does it mean?"

"The movie is too long?"

"Is this a fucking reason?"

"Holy crap! Two and a half hours is too long?"

"What should we do?"

Wilson slammed the table, "Delete it again! Delete it according to their request!"

Not long after, I was rejected by China Radio and Television for the third time!

Wilson said angrily: "How could it not work? What's the reason this time?"

The staff member who made the report turned green, "This time they said our ticket price was too high and did not meet China's requirements, so the price must be lowered!"

Wilson was really confused, "Why didn't they finish it all at once! Isn't this intentional? And they also control the ticket price? Can they control it?"

The white man wiped his sweat and said, "China Radio and Television is in charge of everything."

Wilson was confused, "That's too much! Damn Chinese characteristics!"

once!

three times!

Five times!

They were all beaten back!

It was not until the end that an insider from the Directors Guild quietly told Wilson something, which made Wilson so angry that he vomited blood!

The man said: "Who is in charge of film approval in China?"

Wilson said: "Radio and Television."

The man added: "Who is in charge of radio and television?"

Wilson said: "It seems to be the Propaganda Department of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China?"

The man said again: "Do you know who Zhang Ye's wife is?"

Wilson was stunned, "Who is it?"

The man said: "Leader of the Central Propaganda Department!"

Hearing this, Wilson and the crew all stumbled!

At this moment, they knew the secret behind it. It turned out that they had offended everyone in China, from the people to the leaders, through Zhang Ye's hype!

Wilson almost cursed!

My day!

How could Zhang Ye, a hooligan who dared to beat up people at the Nobel Prize Awards broadcast live around the world, still find a wife? Or the leader of the Central Propaganda Department?

Is there any mistake? ?

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