I’m Really a Superstar

New Year's Day.

In the morning, the happy sound of firecrackers woke up many people.

Zhang Ye moved his head and got up from the table. He yawned and rubbed his stiff face. Looking outside, he couldn't see anything. There was only a small window showing some morning sun, and the noise of firecrackers could penetrate. The happy sound was heard, but Zhang Ye at the police station couldn't feel any atmosphere of the Chinese New Year. The room was really cold. He got up and moved his arms and legs. He was thirsty and hungry.

"What about people?"

"anyone there?"

"Dude, do you want a meal?"

"Why don't you have some hot water earlier?"

Zhang Ye shouted several times outside the door and no one paid any attention. He couldn't help but feel helpless and didn't complain. He sat back again. He was under the eaves, so let's just do it.

A bit noisy outside.

Not the sound of firecrackers, but human voices, and I don't know what happened.

...

police station.

First floor hall.

The little policeman on duty looked at the crowd of people who squeezed in through the gate. He was a little confused and a little shivering. He was really frightened. I mean, why are there so many people here? What is this for? It's been a troubled time recently, so don't you want to kill people? No, this is the capital, and the law and order are among the best in the country. Why are these people so bold?

Eh?

And kids?

Wait, why is there an old man and an old lady?

An old policeman next to him was also frightened, and let the little policeman stare here. He quickly ran to the back and called, "Hey, Director Yang, come here!"

Yang Jie was still sleeping in the dormitory of the police station, "What are you doing? What time is it! Yesterday was busy until midnight, so I'll go later in the day."

The old policeman hurriedly said: "There are a lot of people in the office, and the gate is blocked. Xiao Wang and I really can't handle it. You look at it and come back quickly, or you will put Lao Zhao and Lao Wu and the others. Are you all called over?" Generally, during the New Year, the police station is relatively leisurely, and there are not so many things and cases.

Therefore, two or three people are left behind, and then the rest rest and work in shifts.

But things are really a little different today!

Yang Jie was also stunned, "How many people are here?"

The old policeman said: "There are more than 300 people, and this is still crowded in. It seems that there are still people outside. I can't count the total number of people. It's too many!"

Yang Jie also looked nervous, "What's the matter?"

"I don't know, I let Xiao Wang stare outside!" said the old policeman.

Yang Jie said quickly: "I'll be there in three minutes! You must hold on!"

"Okay, okay." After hanging up the phone, the old policeman went back boldly.

The dormitory may be near the police station. It only took two or three minutes. Yang Jie arrested a few other policemen and rushed through the gate of the police station. These people were originally on vacation, but in case of emergency, Yang Jie pulled people over. Now, several deputy directors have also been notified, and they should be there soon.

"What's the matter?" Yang Jie wanted to be more aggressive, and first shocked the crowd who came to make trouble, but when he saw that there were five or six hundred people densely blocking the police station, he was also empty, I rely on What is this for! Yang Jie subconsciously put his hand behind him and touched the gun on his waist. He felt a little more at ease, but he also understood that the other policemen also knew that if these people really wanted to do something, they would only have a few guns. , that is meaningless at all, so someone has already gone to notify the precinct and the SWAT team for support.

The police station is like a formidable enemy, be on full alert!

Yang Jie bit his head and said: "I'm Yang Jie, the director of the police station, what can you tell me? It's a big New Year, everyone, don't be impulsive, we will solve any problem, you have to trust the government-government, you have to believe Police, you must believe the law!" He said earnestly.

No one spoke.

An old policeman said tremblingly: "You, what's the matter with all of you?"

A young man stepped forward, "I surrender!"

Seven or eight police officers were all stunned, "Surrender? What?"

The young man stretched his hand forward, "Hurry up and handcuff me! It wasn't Teacher Zhang Ye who beat up Li Anxu in the early morning, it was me!"

"And I!"

"Me too!"

"There is me!"

"I'm here too!"

"Copy it for me too!"

Suddenly, hundreds of voices shouted, deafening and loud, their voices echoed throughout the police station, and even suppressed the sound of firecrackers outside!

Yang Jie was dumbfounded!

The police were also stunned!

"You guys, you all turned yourselves over?" Yang Jie was a little dizzy. There were only a dozen or twenty people involved in the fight at night. How could there be so many? impossible! If hundreds of people really beat Li Anxu alone, can Li Anxu still be slightly injured? Your mother was beaten to a pulp long ago!

A man slapped the reception counter in the lobby of the police station fiercely, "Hurry up and record it for me! I called Li Anxu! Let Mr. Zhang Ye go!"

"I also surrendered, I beat the person!" A woman also came out!

A young policeman wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Director Yang! What should I do!"

Yang Jie also didn't expect this kind of thing to happen. As long as he is a clear-headed person, he knows that it is impossible for so many people to beat people, but now these people are surrendering themselves, and they can't do anything about it. They can only follow the procedure first. Take the confession, come one by one!

The police station was in a rush all of a sudden, people turned themselves in, and the police couldn’t bombard people, so they made everyone line up. As a result, these people are still of high quality and they didn’t make trouble. Just lining up to record the record, that’s quite a lot. Order, these policemen are also taken aback!

What to do?

Alas, record it!

...

"Name."

"Sun Jian."

"gender?"

"male."

"age."

"Nine years old!"

A policeman looked at a primary school student who was still wearing a little yellow hat in front of him, with a look of laughter and tears on his face, "Children, this is the police station, not the place you should come. Be obedient and go home quickly."

The primary school student didn't listen, "I beat Li Anxu!"

The police persuaded: "Go home quickly, or I'll tell your parents?"

The primary school student said, "That was me too! You guys let Uncle Zhang Ye go!"

The police felt their heads were too big.

...

"Name."

"Qin Huaiwen!"

"Uh, age?"

"Ninety-one!"

On the other side, a small policeman was about to cry. Looking at the old man who was sitting behind the desk and needed the support of two family members and was leaning on crutches, he hurriedly served tea and poured water. I was a little scared, so I gave up my chair for the old man to sit on, for fear that something would happen to him here, and he didn't even dare to speak loudly, "Grandpa, you...you are all this. We're getting old, can't we do this? Really don't do this, go back quickly."

The 90-year-old old man with a beard stared at the crutch, bang, the crutch slammed on the ground and made a sound, "What am I going to do! I beat people!"

Yang Jie came in through the door. Seeing this scene, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. Did you beat him? At your age, you can't even stand on your own! Can you still hit people? Don't talk about hitting people, you will break a bone if someone touches you casually! You shit man, you!

"Grandpa." Yang Jie also went over with respect, he had to respect, the old man was older than his grandfather, "We still have the most basic judgment, how can you beat your bones? People." Then he looked at the two family members who were supporting one arm: "You two, take the old man back, it's a mess and there are many people here, if anything happens, it's all trouble."

The two family members were also helpless, "Don't tell us, we can't do anything about it, the old man insists on coming, no one can stop him, and they won't listen."

The old man stood up swayingly, "What's wrong with my body? Still don't believe it? Then let me call you and see?"

Yang Jie hurriedly said: "Don't, I believe, I believe, donkey, hurry up and record a statement for the old man!"

The old man snorted and sat down, "Just write it like this, Li Anxu's little bastard was thrown down by me with a cane! Why beat him? I don't think he is pleasing to the eye!"

...

"Name?"

"Li Dong!"

"How did you beat someone?"

"Just like that!"

"Can you be more specific?"

"I punched him in the face first, and then kicked him in the stomach. Li Anxu wanted to hide, how could I give him such a chance, and I punched him on the way back, and guess what? Haha, in the end he didn't escape my Wuzhishan! A slap sent me flying!"

The old policeman rubbed his temples and looked at a middle-aged man with a stick and sunglasses sitting across from him, "Can you take off your sunglasses?"

The middle-aged man took off his sunglasses, "What are you doing?"

His eyes were white, sometimes open and sometimes closed.

The old policeman: "...you, are you blind?"

The middle-aged man became angry, "What's the matter? You look down on blind people?"

The old policeman was also about to cry, "That's not what you meant, you can't see anything, how can you beat people? How... how are you 'sight and quick'?"

The middle-aged man clenched his neck and said, "I can't listen to voice debates? No way!"

Old policeman: "..."

...

All morning!

Their police station was a mess. At first, five or six hundred people came, and then more and more people came. In the end, there were more than a thousand people in total, and all of them turned in themselves! Some of them are quite normal, and it seems that they may have really participated in the early morning fight, and some of them turned themselves in, which made the police a little dark! For example, old people in their 90s, children in their 80s, old ladies in their 80s, blind people, and lame people. The team structure is so complicated that it can’t be more complicated. There are people of all ages and occupations. , some of them are nonsense at a glance!

too messy!

Your mother can't handle this case!

The police comrades in the police station were miserable, let alone mention it. At the same time, they also admired Zhang Ye and his appealing power, because today's 1,000 or so people came for Zhang Ye, or in other words, They were all people who were inspired or moved by Zhang Ye, and they were all kind and lovely people!

This Zhang Ye is so popular!

But the police were not surprised, because Zhang Ye did a lot of things that deserve a thumbs up from everyone, and they did it beautifully, so it's no wonder that so many people came to share the blame for Zhang Ye!

Is this scene funny?

is very funny!

But I don't know why, but it made a few policemen feel a little moved! ()