I’m Really a Superstar

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Live broadcast starts

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai took the stage

Compared with the chaotic outside world, the studio was very calm. Except for the judges looking at each other and the audience being stunned for a moment, nothing much happened, because except for a few people in charge of live broadcast signals, Except for the staff, no one knew that the footage in their studio was being broadcast live, and their mobile phones were turned off, or that they were locked and kept in a special place when entering the venue. The door was locked during the recording period, so none of these people received it. to the message. Let alone them, even Zhang Ye himself didn't know what the situation was at this moment.

Snap, snap, snap.

"It's Teacher Zhang"

"Haha, Yao Jiancai"

"That's great, we actually have a fight with them."

"It's going to be fun this time."

"But Teacher Zhang is talking about cross talk? I don't dare to watch this scene."

"Zhang Ye is not really here to talk about cross talk, but he is here to cause trouble. Do you really expect him to be able to compete with those other professional cross talk actors?"

"Too."

"It's probably still in the form of a talk show."

"Although it's not a serious cross talk, the talk show is pretty good. I quite enjoy listening to it."

The audience was very generous, and there were also staff in charge. They applauded the two as soon as they came on stage. The sound was very enthusiastic, and they obviously worked harder than the applause given to other contestants. No problem, the popularity is there.

The lighting was very bright and dazzling.

Other contestants who are recording a program for the first time will not be used to it when they go on stage, and may also be nervous, because sometimes when the lighting position is not good, you can't even see what is under the stage clearly, it is all a dazzling light ball. But Zhang Ye enjoyed standing on the stage very much. He was very familiar with these things. He hadn't worked for a long time and hadn't recorded a program for a long time. He felt a little nostalgic for a moment and had the urge to shout, "I, Hu Hansan, am back again."

Of course Yao Jiancai will not be uncomfortable with it. He has been in the entertainment industry for more than ten years. Like Zhang Ye, he is a person who has seen big scenes.

Calm and calm.

Just because of this typhoon, the two of them were several times better than the other contestants.

The female judge held up the microphone and said with a smile: "Hello, two teachers."

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "Oh, please don't call me that, teacher judges."

The female judge's attitude was still friendly and said: "Originally, after the contestants come on stage, we will ask the contestants to introduce themselves, but you two don't need to. I believe that most of the audience knows you, but they know each other, but I didn’t know you could speak cross talk.”

Another male judge who is a professional cross talk actor said: "Let me stop you, I don't know Zhang Ye, but teacher Yao Jiancai was indeed our professional cross talk actor before.

The female judge was surprised: "Oh? Is there such a thing?"

Yao Jiancai laughed at himself: "I just haven't talked about it for more than ten years."

The third middle-aged judge sitting on the far right didn't seem to be interested in hearing this, "How about we let them start, let's listen to the work first." It was useless to talk so much, even if Yao Jian was a professional crosstalk student, but Zhang Ye But they haven't learned anything at all. They are just a layman. They talk too much and play the piano to others. Moreover, the other party is a banned artist. This time they are causing trouble. No one thinks that they can really talk about cross talk. A replica of a talk show? Or imitate a traditional cross talk joke? He had no interest in listening anyway.

The first judge said: "Okay, let's begin."

The female judge showed a very interested expression.

It is worth mentioning that Zhang Ye also saw a person in a corner of the auditorium - it was Tang Dazhang. It was the first time for him to see this person, but because he had seen the person's photos and videos, he recognized him at a glance. It turned out that Tang Dazhang was not a judge for the first round of preliminaries. He might have come here to watch his apprentice's performance. It was obvious that he originally wanted to leave. Everyone stood up, but when they saw Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, Tang Dazhang came again. He sat down with a slight smile on his face, as if he was going to read Zhang Ye's joke.

There were several cross talk actors next to Tang Dazhang.

One person said: "Letting Zhang Ye come will pollute the cross talk stage."

Another old comrade also shook his head and said: "In this cross talk competition now, there are more and more laymen, and they dare to come to the competition without even knowing what cross talk is. It is really hard to listen to it. Look at the third game of Group A and the second place of Group C. What are those people talking about? Zhang Ye can’t get better either."

Tang Dazhang laughed and said: "When he finishes speaking later, the jury will tell him what cross talk is. Want to use a talk show to confuse him into cross talk? This is a joke."

Several crosstalk actors once again commented on Zhang Ye.

It was about to start, and the venue suddenly became quiet, and the audience looked at the stage.

At this moment, outside the venue, everyone who followed this cross talk competition on the entire Internet was staring at the live broadcast camera without blinking, and everyone was paying attention.

Zhang Ye’s house.

Mom is on the phone, "Old man, come back soon"

Dad said on the other end of the phone: "I'm buying groceries, wait a moment."

"What kind of food are you buying? Hurry up. Our son is going to do a cross talk on the live broadcast soon. Come on, come on." My mother was very excited. She thought that her son would say goodbye to the entertainment industry from now on, but she didn't expect that her son would appear in front of the public again, but he was still in the public eye. Such a big game event with the highest ratings in the country

The second sister asked from the side, "Can my brother really be good at cross talk?"

Mom snorted, "I don't know, I haven't heard him say it."

The third sister hummed and said: "What can't my brother do? Since he dares to compete, he can definitely do it."

The eldest sister said worriedly: "I hope so."

Yao Jiancai's family.

Yao Mi walked around in front of the computer, "Can my dad be okay? Don't embarrass yourself. Although he used to be a professional, he has not made a name for himself. After so many years, has he lost his basic skills? And My invincible Teacher Zhang, when did he learn cross talk? Did he learn it from my dad? Isn’t that a lie?"

Fan Yi frowned and said, "Just look at him and shut him down."

Yao Mi exclaimed: "Mom, are you still angry with my father? Haven't the public security organs investigated clearly? You still don't know my father. He has a thief's heart but not his courage. How can he escape from your Wuzhishan? Even if he has ten nerves, he wouldn't dare to come out blindly."

"Watch it for yourself." But Fan Yi didn't leave. Instead, he sat next to him and read a book. His eyes quietly fell on the live video from time to time, and he was obviously very concerned about it.

Internet Supervisory Office. During the lunch break, Fan Yingyun and Fang Xiaoshui and Mengyi both started the live broadcast of the competition.

Beijing TV station. Hu Fei, Brother Hou and Xiao Lu Dafei were having lunch and watching the live broadcast.

Shanghai, Weiwo Network TV Department. Dong Shanshan and Zhang Ye’s former colleagues are also waiting to see.

Etc., etc.

This live broadcast was so unexpected that many people who usually didn’t pay much attention to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were attracted to it this time and looked at the live broadcast in disbelief.

studio.

The on-site director made a gesture, which meant it was ready to start.

Zhang Ye saw it on the stage and smiled slightly. Then he looked at the expressions of the judges and some audience members. He knew that maybe no one thought he could speak cross talk. Okay, let's go to the first preliminary round today, buddy. Let me first simply show what new commercial cross talk is, and show the form of cross talk that has been polished to perfection and performed to the extreme in his world, and is at least seven or eight years ahead of the world.

Zhang Ye stroked his sleeves and said with a smile, "Hello everyone."

Yao Jiancai then said: "Hey, hello, audience friends."

Zhang Ye said: "This time we will have a cross talk for you."

Yao Jiancai smiled, "Yes, it's our turn."

When the people below and watching the live broadcast online heard it, they were all a little speechless. Nine of the ten cross talk sections had this kind of bloody opening line. Isn't this too unoriginal? And it's too bland. Hey, this Zhang Ye really doesn't understand the art of cross talk. It's too casual.

However, as soon as this thought came together, the first baggage unexpectedly popped up.

Zhang Ye pointed to his side respectfully, "First of all, I want to introduce you grandly. This is my partner and the loyal elder I respect the most. He bites the building materials and bites the teacher."

There was a loud bang and many audience members laughed.

Yao Jiancai chuckled, "Bite building materials? I'm really not picky about food."

The audience laughed again, "Hahaha"

Zhang Ye said, "That should be it?"

Yao Jiancai said: "Well, you don't even know my name?"

A few more laughs came from below.

Zhang Ye chuckled and said, "It's just a joke, Mr. Yao Jiancai."

Yao Jiancai: "It's right this time."

Zhang Ye said: "Teacher Yao is good at cross talk. Many people may not know that more than ten years ago, Teacher Yao was a professional cross talk actor in a serious folk art troupe."

Yao Jiancai told the audience: "This is true, I haven't said it for many years."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "The reason why I dare to participate in the competition today is because Teacher Yao is taking me. Everyone knows that Teacher Yao and I have been friends for many years."

Yao Jiancai said: "Yes, we are old friends."

Zhang Ye pointed at him and said: "As the saying goes, a chicken is rare in life."

The female judge sitting in the middle almost burst out with a puff, and the audience burst into laughter.

Yao Jiancai quickly stopped him, "Stop it, stop it. I've changed my species? I'm a close friend."

"Yes, confidants," Zhang Ye said, "I have a good relationship with Teacher Yao. How good is it? His friends are my friends, his brothers are my brothers, and his parents are my parents..."

"Yes, we have a friendship." Yao Jiancai said.

Zhang Ye continued: "His daughter is my daughter, and his wife is my wife."

Yao Jiancai immediately pushed him and said, "You go ahead and take advantage."

The audience burst into laughter

Tang Dazhang frowned.

Several crosstalk actors next to him couldn't help but let out a sigh when they heard this.

The other two male judges also looked at each other in shock, and they both saw the surprise in each other's eyes. Talk show revision? Obviously this is not a serious cross talk, but judging from the rhythm and tricks, it is not their traditional mainstream cross talk form.