I’m Really a Superstar

The applause lasted for more than ten seconds!

Everyone is still clapping and can’t stop!

This kind of scene, this kind of enthusiastic response from the audience, even Yao Jiancai was stunned for a moment, it was a bit unexpected, your mother is applauding us?

When he and Zhang Ye were dueting lyrics before, they just picked out a few jokes and worked on them. The two of them didn't have time to practice systematically. In fact, Yao Jiancai himself didn't even have a general understanding of the work "I Am a Scholar" , some words and jokes were added temporarily after Zhang Ye came on stage. The work was created by Zhang Ye alone from beginning to end. Yao Jiancai just cooperated. He also thought that this cross talk might be good, and the jokes were quite novel. But I didn’t expect it to be so popular among the audience!

"good!"

"You guys are awesome!"

"Teacher Zhang!"

"Teacher Yao!"

So cool!

So enjoyable!

Yao Jiancai was also excited. He had never felt so excited when talking about cross talk before, because in the past when he was in a folk art troupe, he would go around with the troupe to perform condolences, or he would go to the countryside to perform, or he would perform for a certain school. The performances are all small occasions, and there is no performance fee or ticket sales. They are all paid dead wages. Yao Jiancai and his previous partners also said that they are average. Naturally, they are not popular and the audience does not like to listen, so Yao Jiancai also lost more and more interest in the art of cross talk. He felt that he was not good at it and thought that he might not have the talent for cross talk. There was nothing he could do. People who are in an environment where they are given negative information for a long time will lose their self-confidence, so He just gave up cross talk and embarked on the road of acting. In fact, this has always been a regret in his heart.

But today, Yao Jiancai once again found the excitement and confidence he had when he first appeared on stage and performed his first cross talk more than ten years ago!

Damn it, it turns out I can speak so well!

It turns out that so many people love to hear me talk about cross talk!

Yao Jiancai couldn't help himself, clasped his hands and said, "Thank you, thank you all."

Zhang Ye also smiled and thanked him. He was very pleased with the audience's reaction. It showed that he made the right bet and that his cross talk works, which were several years ahead of this world, are just as feasible in this world! This is Guo Degang's "The Scholar", a work that was polished very maturely in a small theater. The main body is this, but Zhang Ye added some things and changed it a few times, such as the "biting building materials" scene. , is Zhang Ye’s own wisdom.

"I can't wait to ask." The female judge didn't sit down, she just stood and picked up the microphone.

As soon as she opened her mouth, the audience's applause slowly died down.

Just listen to the female judge say: "I really want to know who created this work?"

Yao Jiancai chuckled, "Do you think I can have this literary talent?"

The female judge looked at Zhang Ye, "Is this all Mr. Zhang's idea?"

Yao Jiancai patted Zhang Ye on the shoulder, "The concept, theme, baggage, and connection were all made by my brother in one night."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "The main reason is that Teacher Yao praises me well and supports me."

Yao Jiancai: "Haha, there are also reasons for this."

Zhang Ye: "We have a saying: 30% of the time you are amused and 70% of the time you are flattering."

Yao Jiancai: "That's true."

Zhang Ye: "If you want to be good at cross talk, you have to work hard without even teasing.

It doesn't work without any one of them. "

Yao Jiancai: "That's right."

Zhang Ye: "The four skills of cross talk are deception and deception."

Yao Jiancai: "Okay, you changed it? It means learning to sing."

Zhang Ye: "Yes, first of all, this 'saying' is not easy."

Yao Jiancai: "Can you tell me?"

The audience was shocked at first, and then burst into laughter. The game was over! The judges asked, why are you two talking about cross talk again?

The female judges were also overjoyed, "Well, I can't even get in the conversation anymore. Teachers, let me stop you. This year's cross talk competition has twice as many preliminaries recording venues as last year, so the second preliminaries will be held tomorrow at the earliest. We can start now, can we all listen to you tomorrow?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said yes.

He and Lao Yao were just joking with everyone.

The female judge looked at the two of them and said, "It's supposed to be time for commenting, but I really don't know how to comment on your work. Can Teacher Qu comment on it?"

The third judge sitting next to him shook his hand, "You do it."

The female judge glanced at Teacher Naqu and said: "I am not a professional crosstalk actor, but as a party director, I often come into contact with crosstalk works. I have heard more than 100 crosstalks, not even 200. This work of yours has never been more popular." From a technical point of view, I can’t say anything, but from a personal point of view, this is the best cross talk I have ever heard since I was born! No one!"

This rating is too high!

The audience burst into applause again!

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai said: "Thank you, teacher judge."

The first male judge headed by him did not make any comments for some unknown reason. The two professional crosstalk actors and judges were silent at the same time and did not comment on the work from a professional perspective. However, it was left to a female director of the evening party. This is something that has never happened before. A situation that has never happened before.

The same is true offstage.

Tang Dazhang was silent!

Several of Tang Dazhang's senior brothers were silent!

It can be seen that the faces of these cross talk actors are not very good-looking. Before, who would have thought that Zhang Ye could not only speak cross talk, but also speak so well and wonderfully? Although they never laughed much from beginning to end, only they knew in their hearts how amazing they were by the burdens Zhang Ye threw out. Some of them have been engaged in cross talk work for decades, but today they are the first This is the first time I know, it turns out that he has no mother to say that in cross talk! ?

In fact, many people in the cross talk industry know and have communicated in private that their cross talk industry has now reached a bottleneck and has been standing still for many years. Although the signs are not yet big, there is already a downward trend. However, the "I Am a Scholar" brought by Zhang Ye today made several crosstalk actors present feel an "ultra-modern" flavor!

This ultra-modern does not mean beyond reality, it means beyond the level of this era and ahead of the level of this era!

Linked together!

One burden after another!

It is different from their traditional saying, but it takes commercial entertainment to the extreme, and takes the greatest feature of the art of cross talk-funny to the extreme. It can be seen from the audience's reaction that whether Tang Dazhang and the others like it or not, This is a kind of cross talk, but the audience likes it. This is already the greatest success. This may be the way for the cross talk industry to break the bottleneck and continue to develop in the future - commercial cross talk!

It's just a bit ironic that such an "ultra-modern" commercial cross talk work was actually thrown out by a TV host who has never learned cross talk performance? How could a layman teach so many of their cross talk seniors a lesson? This was somewhat unacceptable to them, and the wording and the scale of several small baggage in this work also made them feel vulgar and disdainful!

But Zhang Ye didn't care what they thought or looked at. In fact, Zhang Ye had never taken people like Tang Dazhang seriously.

The show is over.

The next group of contestants took the stage.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai said goodbye to the audience, walked side by side, talked and laughed, and left the studio.

"Old Yao, your reaction is very fast." Zhang Ye said with a smile.

Yao Jiancai said hehely: "Although there are some sentences in the middle that you improvised on the spot, but I am a professional, so of course I can handle it." After saying that, he smiled again, "Hey, let's compete. But you are more like a professional cross talk actor. I wonder how you practice those basic skills and what are you doing with your talk!"

Zhang Ye laughed, "Don't forget that I rely on my words to make a living. I have never practiced cross talk before, but my friend is good at talking. I don't dare to say anything else. I haven't done anything other than scolding people and stepping on them. Lost!"

"I can see this." Yao Jiancai said: "The only bad thing about you is your mouth. It's okay. Just step on me and it's over. You even stepped on my wife. Don't run away. Before We have agreed, follow me home in the afternoon and let your sister-in-law talk to you!"

Zhang Ye said with sweat, "Don't bother me, I'm not going."

Yao Jiancai grabbed him and refused to let go, "Haha, that won't work."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I'm afraid my sister-in-law will slap me."

While the two were chatting, a few hurried shouts suddenly sounded in front of them.

"Has it stopped?"

"It's stopped!"

"Ouch, it's too late!"

"Something happened, you know? Something big happened!"

"What's wrong?"

"The competition between those two bad artists was broadcast live online! I heard that the person in charge of our column team misheard the instructions above and made a mistake!"

"Huh? Is that okay?"

"Yes, the Taiwan leaders are furious!"

"I guess we have to be held accountable in the end. After all, Document No. 43 has just been released, and 11 of us are facing each other? Damn, this is a mess!"

"Teacher Zhang is indeed the god of plague! He destroys wherever he goes!"

"But don't mention it yet. Zhang Ye's character is a bit wicked and his temper is a bit rogue, but have you heard what he said about "I am a Scholar"? It's so awesome!"

"Yeah?"

"Listen to it, it's not on the same level as the other contestants' cross talk. I and the outside world were laughing so hard!"

People in the column group over there were talking a lot!

Yao Jiancai was stunned after hearing this, "What? The live broadcast was broadcast? Oh my god! Is it really fake? Is it a mistake? Is there such a coincidence? Hahahahaha! Brother, God is helping us both!"

God?

His old man doesn’t have that much time!

Zhang Ye was happy when he heard this. Perhaps among all the people who knew about this, he was the only one who understood why. Your mother's dice that were five times less difficult worked! Originally, he was worried about how this work would be seen by everyone, but now, Zhang Ye is relieved! (To be continued) [ ] If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Chuangshi Chinese website to vote for recommendation and become a member. Your support is my biggest motivation. )