I’m Really a Superstar

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The hot spring bath on the balcony is steaming with steam.

Zhang Ye was being rubbed on the shoulders and back by Lao Wu behind him. His hands were secretly wiping oil on Lao Wu's thighs, and he was enjoying it comfortably with his eyes closed.

The female voice behind asked, "Are you feeling comfortable?"

"Well, I feel comfortable." Zhang Ye said subconsciously.

There was a chuckle from behind, and Zhang Ye could feel the breath coming out of the other person's mouth on the back of his neck, hitting the sweat pores on his neck, tickling, "You feel better now. Sister's hands are sore. Okay, you Wash yourself first." He patted him on the back and said, "Sister, you need to take a rest."

"Thank you. Thank you." Zhang Ye quickly turned around.

Old Wu smiled, "You're welcome."

Zhang Ye said: "I'll rub your hands."

Old Wu shook his head, "No, it's okay."

"Don't, I've made you tired for a long time, or I'll pinch you somewhere else? Where does it hurt you? We have to reciprocate politely, and we can't keep you busy." Zhang Ye said with a smile.

Lao Wu patted his legs under the water, "My ankles hurt after standing in high heels for most of the day, but I don't need you. I can just take a dip to relax my muscles."

"That won't work. Soaking doesn't work. I'll do it." Zhang Ye immediately turned around to face her, and took his hand off Old Wu's thigh. He looked for it under the water, touched Old Wu's feet, and took them smoothly. It felt very good, so he couldn't help but rub Wu Zeqing's feet.

Old Wu said politely, "No need."

"I have to show off." Zhang Ye didn't listen.

Old Wu smiled and said nothing more.

After a while, Zhang Ye's cell phone, which was thrown on the bed with his clothes, rang, chirping not far away. Zhang Ye didn't know who it was, so he didn't go to get it.

The phone stopped ringing.

It will ring again after two seconds.

Old Wu said: "Take it, in case there is an emergency."

Zhang Ye shrugged and said, "They must be my relatives and friends. It won't be an emergency. Every time something happens to me, everyone has to call me. It's become a routine.

"

Old Wu said calmly: "I have to accept it, because I care about you."

"Okay, then I'll get it." Sometimes Zhang Ye might not really listen to what others say, even what his parents say, but when Old Wu speaks, Zhang Ye is willing to listen. So I searched around, first took the bath towel I had thrown away before into the water, and wrapped it around my waist. Then I stood up from the bath, stepped out, sprinkled water all the way, and walked quickly. He went to the bed and picked up his mobile phone. He was shivering from the cold. He hurried back and entered the bathtub with a plop. He took off the bath towel and threw it away. He continued to hold Lao Wu's beautiful feet with one hand and squeezed them for her. The hand picked up the phone.

pass.

"Mom." Zhang Ye said.

My mother's voice was loud, "Why are you so slow to answer? What's going on?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I'm taking a bath. Have you watched the news? Have I been broadcast in newspapers and on TV? What did they say about me? Good or bad?"

My mother laughed and said: "Who dares to say bad things about my son now? They are all good things, let alone the news. A group of reporters came to our house to block the door. They interviewed me and your father for a long time, and even arrested a few of us. My old neighbor is asking questions." You could tell that my mother was very proud, "Wait a minute and let your dad say a few words to you."

The caller changed, "Xiao Ye, tell me the truth. Your math scores have never been good. How come you suddenly solved that conjecture?"

Zhang Ye flattered him and said, "Who am I? I'm your son. Of course you and my mother gave me this talent. I can't tell you exactly how to get it, but suddenly an idea flashed across my face. "

Dad was speechless and said: "But neither your mother nor I have any talent for mathematics. Where did you inherit it?"

The mother over there said: "Okay, you don't care whether he is talented or not. Our son has solved the world's mathematical problems, won glory for the country, and made the nation proud. This is the result. We are now the parents of a hero. You Ah, I will quickly call all my relatives at home and tell them the good news."

After hanging up the phone with my parents for a while, the phone rang again.

Zhang Ye turned to Old Wu Yangyang's cell phone, "You see, right? Here we go again."

Old Wu smiled and said, "Take it."

As soon as Zhang Ye answered the call, "Old Yao, I knew you had to call."

On the other end of the phone was Yao Jiancai's confused voice, "Brother, you are going crazy! This is just the end of the cross talk world, why are you making trouble in the mathematics world again?

Zhang Ye said: "Hey, I just caught up."

"So you really solved Dell's conjecture?" Yao Jiancai didn't believe it.

"How can it be false? I just gave it a try. I didn't expect that this guess is not difficult." Zhang Ye was in a good mood, touched Lao Wu's feet, and chatted with Lao Yao for a long time.

The third call was from Su Na, a teacher in the Chinese Department of Peking University.

"What's wrong with your brain, Teacher Zhang?"

"Haha, Teacher Su, my brain is just like flesh."

"Several young teachers from Peking University are having dinner together. We saw this news on TV. You are so surprised. After seeing the news, we teachers were all stunned."

"Thank you for your concern."

"I see that you are not going to teach in the Chinese Department in the second half of the semester. You are going to the Mathematics Department of Peking University. You are not going to say anything. Your knowledge is so incredible."

The fourth phone number is from the landlord's aunt's house.

As soon as Zhang Ye looked at the caller ID, he swallowed his saliva and glanced at Wu Zeqing quietly. He didn't know whether he should answer it because the distance was too close and he was afraid that Old Wu would hear the content of the call.

Old Wu smiled slightly, "Lesbian's phone number?"

Zhang Ye coughed, "No."

Old Wu looked at him and washed himself, "It's okay, just take it."

Zhang Ye couldn't stop laughing, feeling that he had a guilty conscience, which was a bad thing, so he immediately picked it up happily and said, "Hello?"

Not Rao Aimin.

Over there was Chenchen's voice, "Zhang Ye."

Zhang Ye felt relieved, "Oh, Chenchen."

Chenchen's signature neither salty nor bland voice said, "Auntie and I have seen the news. From now on, you will help me with all my math homework."

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes, "Do you still need me to do your math homework for the second grade of elementary school? What is your uncle Zhang's status now? An international mathematician wants me to kill mosquitoes with a cannon?"

Chenchen sneered, "Haha."

Then the call went dead.

Zhang Ye laughed and said, "This unlucky kid."

Then there were a bunch of calls from relatives and friends intermittently. After finishing these calls, it was already twenty minutes later. There might be more calls coming later, but Zhang Ye didn't bother to answer them anymore, and couldn't answer them, so he turned on his phone I muted the sound and threw it aside.

Old Wu smiled and said, "Is the fight over?"

"Well, it's finally over. I'll give you a good squeeze." Zhang Ye continued to squeeze her, but his hands no longer stopped at her feet. Instead, he slowly moved up and rubbed her calves. He moved both hands together, First pinch her left calf, then put it down and pick up her right foot underwater.

"That's enough, you should take a rest." Old Wu said gently.

Zhang Ye said: "It's okay, keep pinching, I just made a phone call."

Lao Wu was leaning there, and maybe she had nothing to do, so she took her mobile phone from the side and kept it on the table beside her that was not exposed to water, as if she was reading the web page. But after a while, she smiled and showed Zhang Ye her phone, "Everyone is talking about you."

"Yeah?"

"Let's see."

"Let me take a look."

Sure enough, the whole country was shocked

Major newspapers across the country, including Youth Daily, North China Daily, Beijing Times, and even the official website of People's Daily, etc., have published news about Zhang Ye, and most newspapers have even given him a front-page headline. Weibo, forum posts, and even live videos taken by visitors to video websites have all been posted on the home page. The popularity of this news on Weibo has soared to the top of the list half an hour ago.

Excited

crazy

These two words are perfect to describe the domestic situation.

Even foreign media have reported it extensively

For example, an American mathematics magazine

For example, several mainstream media in the UK

For example, Korean news TV stations

Many netizens sent screenshots of the video and reports in various languages, and some talented people also provided translations. Although Zhang Ye's name did not cause such a big shock internationally, the focus of reports in various countries was also about Dell. The best guess is that Zhang Ye's name and the nationality of the Republic of China are simply written down. However, this is also an unprecedented and crucial step for Zhang Ye. He has not yet reached the top of the domestic celebrity circle, but now he has broken into the international community. After gaining some fame, his goal is to become the most famous star in the world. Mathematics stars are also stars. More people can pay attention to him and recognize him. This is Zhang Ye's ultimate ideal and goal. It doesn't matter what industry he is in, his path to stardom is destined to be different from others.

Zhang Ye was delighted to hear this and said, "It's really lively."

The description of lively is really better to be reserved. It should be because of the strong response.

Countless people are screaming online

"Well done, Teacher Zhang Ye"

"That's so fucking cool"

“It has brought glory to our country’s mathematics community internationally.”

"Hahahahaha, I heard that Teacher Zhang Ye slapped me in the face again this time. I'm so happy. Teacher Zhang Ye seems to be doing one thing diligently in his life - either slapping him in the face or on the way to slapping him in the face."

"Puff laughing"

"Unlocking the Dell Conjecture? This is real knowledge. Although Zhang Ye is unreliable and always offends people and curses them everywhere, his knowledge is genuine. Unlike many people who will resist this with their mouths." Resist those who are all talk but no practice.”

"I was really shocked today. I bought a newspaper on the way home from get off work. Then I didn't know how I got home. I was so surprised that I couldn't believe it.

"Everyone is the same, hahahaha. Teacher Zhang Ye is really over the top this time. I love him so much. Do you know what I like most about Zhang Ye? What I like most about him is... you never know this guy. What new tricks will you come up with next time?”

"Mathematical conjecture... These eight poles have nothing to do with Zhang Ye, right?"

"I was also shocked. All I can say is...it's weird, it's so weird. I've gotten to the level of Zhang Ye in the entertainment industry. I'm drunk but I don't follow the ordinary path."

"After creating a new style of cross talk performance, Teacher Zhang Ye has once again taken up the banner of the mathematical community of the Republic. I feel a sense of joy."

"Teacher Zhang Ye has infiltrated the mathematics community again. You should be careful. The Zhang Ye fan club has issued a red alert to the mathematics community around the world, telling you to wish for good luck."

"Hahahahaha"

"Zhang Ye really solved the Dell Conjecture? What's going on in this world? Is today April Fool's Day? Hey, do you want it to be so bizarre? Do you want it to be so dramatic? Teacher Zhang Ye, please stop making trouble. Really, stop making trouble. Hurry up. Write a book and update "The Legend of Wukong" as soon as possible. We are all waiting eagerly. Why are you going to the mathematics community to cause trouble again? Damn, come back and write the book quickly and update it so that you don't die."

There was a lot of discussion among the people.

Old Wu flipped through the comments and meager comments.

When I found a Weibo post by one of Zhang Ye's fans, both Zhang Ye and Wu Zeqing were amused by the meager post.

This is what it says:

Zhang Ye fan No. 20: "I used to think Zhang Ye was a radio announcer. Later I found out that I was wrong. He is actually a poet. Later, after I accepted Zhang Ye's identity as a poet, I found that I was wrong again. He is actually a novelist. Later, when I accepted his identity as a novelist, I discovered that I was wrong again. He was actually a TV host. Later, when I accepted his identity as a TV host, I discovered that I was wrong again. He was actually a musician. Later, after I accepted his identity as a musician, I found that I was wrong again. He was actually an advertiser. Later, after I accepted his identity as an advertiser, I found that I was wrong again. He was actually a calligrapher. When I After I accepted his identity as a calligrapher, I found that I was wrong again. He became a cross talk actor again. When I accepted his identity as a cross talk actor again, I found that I was still fucking wrong. It turns out, Zhang Ye, your mother is a mathematician."

Countless people commented below

"Hahaha"

"Oh, it touched my heart."

"Pfft, Teacher Zhang is such a funny guy."

"I've never seen such a star artist who doesn't do his job properly. Teacher Zhang Ye, can you stop being so versatile?"

"Oh, I think I'm numb, mathematician? Mathematicians are just mathematicians. I won't be fucking surprised if something earth-shattering happens to Zhang Ye now."