In Resident Evil, But It's Slightly Different...?

You know

I never really liked the concept of enemies being spared after they've committed some sort of unacceptable crime

Example : In naruto when he forgives not only Kabuto, but Obito, Sasuke, and Pein

Like, my dude, these people could have, and WOULD HAVE commited mass genocide

Look at Obito! He orc.h.e.s.trated not only the Bloodline Massacres, but also the Uchiha Massacre just because he could!

This was really of topic, but it was kind of needed

Now, that brings me to our current situation

"HOW THE F.U.C.K ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?"

Out of context, it sounds a little weird, so let's flash back a bit

We had just finished unlocking the last door that we could with the available keys as well as with Jill 's help. After looting what I could when they weren't looking, I lead them to the library

Now, seeing as how I killed the thing before, I didn't think it would show up again

Boy was I wrong...

[Don't forget about big boy slither, Jack]

'Big boy slither? what?'

*HISSSSSSSSS!!!!*

I could have laughed at that moment, seeing the look on the two girls faces, but this was serious

The three were surprised as I pushed them to the ground, but seeing the Yawn leap over their heads and into the wall stomped out any complaints

As soon as the fake eel got itself stuck in that wall, we ran for the ladder around the corner down to the bottom floor

Of course, we apparently looked real nice and tender and juicy today, seeing as how the thing slithered after us like we were cooked by Gordon mother f.u.c.k.i.n.g Ramsay

*BLAM!*

Oh great. It got stronger because Chris' shotgun barely took anything out of it

I looked to Jill

"How fast can you put together something that can blow that thing to pieces?"

I was asking her and not running up and tearing the snake apart because, honestly? I feel so f.u.c.k.i.n.g exhausted, it's not even funny

Try fighting a giant mutated snake, an immortal girl with a concrete mace for hands, a giant plant thing that was ripped straight out of a hentai film and another snake with only an hours nap in between

That's right, you can't! Even with my enhanced strength, I'm still a normal human..

'That means Wesker...'

Not right now. We will think about that later

"Give me a minute and a half. Think you can keep that thing distracted for me?"

I nodded and pulled my Revolver out before sprinting towards the reptilian? Is it a lizard or is it like a frog? I honestly don't care enough to find out...

"Hey! Slimy! Over here!" I fired my Revolver at its eye which took out a big chunk of green snake flesh from around the ball

*BLAM!!*

*HISSSSSSSS!!*

It's tail flailed before slamming on the ground where I used to stand

*BOOM!*

Oh, well that's a crater and a bunch of wood shrapnel...

"What the hell are you doing Jack?!" I heard Chris shout before he fired another three rounds from his shotgun

"Distracting it!"

I didn't hear anything back, so I assume he has no reply or he thinks I'm just stupid

Either is fine really..

Of course, I couldn't say one thing, lest some higher being shots on me, and this was an instance of being shat upon

*HSSSSSSS*

"Oh shit... I've been impaled.."

It came out of nowhere. One moment I was making eye contact with the thing and the next, it was taking a little nibble out of my spleen

"JACK!!!"

I couldn't hear who exactly said that. Though, it sounded female so it might have been Rebecca or Jill

Honestly, I don't really want to think right now

I do, however, want to think of one thing

That is the sound of an explosion and splattering flesh, before I got flung to the roof and landed on the second floor balcony

Then, sweet unconscious overtook me...

I wonder if I can use these snake fangs to destroy Wesker's Horcruxes?