It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

The scene at the beginning of the game is on the roof of the night, with a pair of big mechanical feet stepping on the tiles, dropping zombies one by one.

There is basically no pressure on Su Xiaoxiao's side.

She should have figured out the game's routines in advance. The cabbage, watermelon, and corn were arranged in an orderly and stable manner in the early stage.

【This Zombie King can’t do it】

[Is this the Zombie King? 】

Ice mushrooms are used for fireballs, and peppers are used for ice balls.

Su Xiaoxiao's operation is very safe, and she arranges the formation leisurely - she even has the leisure to chat with the barrage, playing very relaxed and happy.

Eventually Zombie's machine fell, the plants won, and the cart was left intact.

"It's an easy win."

After a while, Su Xiaoxiao lightly clicked the mouse on the trophy on the screen, and pursed her lips.

The barrage wailed.

The vast majority of people wanted to hear Su Xiaoxiao sing, and in the current situation, it was simply impossible.

However, those female fans were all smiles, so that they could hear Xiaoxiao's elder brother, the breeder's younger brother, singing.

As a good-looking male *** anchor, there are still many female fans on the Dousha platform who like to watch Su Chen, but Xiaoxiao's barrage in the live broadcast room is basically dominated by the majority of male fans, except for private messages. It's really hard to find female fans.

"It's really too simple. It seems that you are going to reward the audience, brother."

Su Xiaoxiao turned her head and showed a very dark smile to Su Chen.

[Breeder, don't come here! 】

[Shut up! 】

[Death song is loud, everyone run]

【Wait for my uncle to let himself go】

"I haven't started playing yet..."

Seeing the bullet screens drifting past, the corner of Su Chen's mouth twitched.

Made myself look like some kind of tone-deaf tone-deaf.

Please, I'm Su Xiaoxiao's elder brother, and he has inherited a good family lineage, so even if he can't sing, he can't hear it, right?

"But I've already won." Su Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes, "And, according to the theory that the enemy speeding up equals our slowing down, if I win, it means you lose."

Su Chen: "???"

What kind of devil logic is this? Relativity doesn't work that way either.

The barrage also began to fill the screen with question marks, and the interaction between the two made the popularity of the live broadcast room continue to rise.

"How about it?"

Su Chen saw that the barrage had been swiping and wanted to hear Xiaoxiao sing, so she thought about it and came up with an idea.

"I'll play another round. If I lose, count me as the loser. I'll sing a song to the audience. If I win, it's a draw. How about we sing a song to the audience together?"

[Wonderful! 】

【This is a good idea】

【Second by minister】

Seeing that the barrage of echoes accounted for the majority, Su Chen didn't wait for Su Xiaoxiao to speak, and continued to strike while the iron was hot: "Viewers who think this method is good, please click 1 on the public screen."

Immediately, the bullet screen was overwhelming, and the little girl was stunned.

【111111】

【Hahaha my wife is dumbfounded】

【Uncle, this is amazing】

[There is a high probability that the two can be heard singing together, brothers, first think about what song to order later]

[I am a female fan, I am satisfied]

"How about it, Xiaoxiao, don't you disagree?" Su Chen looked at Su Xiaoxiao with a half-smile.

The content of the live broadcast has been completely out of touch since Su Xiaoxiao said that she wanted to play Plants vs. Zombies, which surpassed Su Chen's homework.

So his current interaction is completely on the spot.

This stinky girl wanted to see herself singing in front of hundreds of thousands of audiences, so she would not do it, and would drag her along with her life and death.

"Tch, why don't you agree with singing a song..." Su Xiaoxiao curled her lips,

Some reluctantly said, "And it's hard to say whether you can win..."

Seeing this, Su Chen couldn't help laughing: "I'll tell you a secret, I've been playing Plants vs. Zombies for almost ten years."

"ten years?!"

After hearing this, Su Xiaoxiao's face changed obviously.

I thought my brother was a cloud player, but turned out to be a ten-year-old fan who came uninvited?

A ten-year old player, that is to say, there are basically no levels that can stump him.

This means that today's song is sung by yourself?

The more Su Xiaoxiao thought about it, the colder she became.

At this time, Su Chen still whispered to Su Xiaoxiao's ear, whispering: "It's okay, I'm just average in the game, and the level of clearing the level of the 95th beta version is not too good. "

"hiss--"

The little girl couldn't help but gasped, staring at Su Chen in disbelief.

Both the 95th edition and the beta edition can be cleared. Is this guy a devil? Play a little game so seriously.

She has also heard of these two versions. Many anchors shut themselves down after playing three or four levels. The difficulty of spawning monsters can be called hell level.

It's commonplace to start with the dancing king, the giant at the start, and the second master's fantasy start at the start.

Truth is not for humans to play.

And Su Chen has passed these two versions of the first week of adventure, which can only be described as inhuman.

"Don't look at me like that. After all, the old man is not a devil. In the end, it's just singing a song together. There's nothing to worry about." Su Chen stood up and said casually, "By the way, I'll go to the bathroom first. Let the barrage choose a level for me."

After speaking, Su Chen walked out of the room gracefully.

【Hahahahahaha】

[Laughing goose]

[Smile, thank you]

[Breeder: After all, the old man is not a devil]

【Big uncle is awesome】

[Originally I came to learn LOL skills, but it seems interesting to watch Xiaoxiao and the breeder fight wits and courage]

【My uncle can cure my wife】

After Su Chen left, Su Xiaoxiao couldn't calm down for a long time.

Originally, her purpose was just to tease my brother, let him sing in front of the audience without saying hello, and just tease him.

But who knew that the way of betting was to choose the game that Su Chen was best at, and in the end, he even lost himself in it.

This is something Su Xiaoxiao never expected.

But then, the little girl rolled her eyes and said to the camera: "If this is the case, then I will replace everyone and choose a level for my brother at will, no problem?"

"Of course no problem, we believe in the strength of uncle." The barrage said OK.

In fact, the audience really doesn't care much about the selection of levels. The difficulty of this version is not high. Basically, people with a little research can clear all levels without losing their cars.

Not to mention a senior boss like Su Chen, who has been in contact with Plants vs. Zombies for many years. It is no exaggeration to say that he can memorize how many types of zombies are spawned in each level.

"Okay then, I'll choose Hammer Zombie level."

Su Xiaoxiao clicked on the level of hammering zombies in the mini game.

This level is probably like whack-a-mole. Zombies keep emerging from the grave. What the player has to do is to clean up all these zombies with a hammer and persist in the two waves of offensive.

But just when she clicked into the game page, the screen in the live broadcast room suddenly went black.

[? ? ? 】

【what happened? I got stuck? 】

[Where is the person, where is my wife? 】

But fortunately, this abnormal state only lasted for less than half a minute. Before the audience in the live broadcast room had time to react, the screen returned to normal.

"Sorry, viewers, the network got stuck just now, and now the live broadcast continues."

Su Xiaoxiao smiled apologetically, and clicked on the game of hammering zombies...

If there are attentive viewers, you can find at this time that the main menu button in the upper right corner of the game page has become a line of small words.

beta5.40.

The version has been switched.

This is clearly the most perverted beta version of Plants vs. Zombies, a version that is extremely difficult to dissuade from perverted monster spawning and greatly enhanced zombies.

In the black screen just now, Su Xiaoxiao just played a small game and replaced the hammer zombie level with the beta version.

If there are students who have played this level, they will understand what this means.

The beta version of Hammer Zombie can be called the ultimate hell difficulty, so hard that it explodes, and has first-class persuasion ability. If you want to pass this level, you need not only a good mouse, but also a hand speed of being single for more than 20 years.

At this time, the audience has not noticed yet...

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