It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

I went to the bank to withdraw some money, and then it was almost six o'clock when I got home after buying vegetables.

Su Chen carried all kinds of fresh vegetables and meat with his hands full, and walked into the house exhausted physically and mentally.

He saw Su Xiaoxiao sitting upright on the sofa playing with his mobile phone at the first glance. When Su Chen opened the door, he glanced at him, and then continued to turn his head to the mobile phone screen.

This damn girl, I really have no eyesight to see, and I don't want to help my brother pick it up.

Su Chen thought a little angrily.

"I'm back."

"oh."

"What do you want for dinner? I bought a tenderloin and a pound of chicken wings."

"oh."

"How big are you? I'm asking for your opinion!"

Seeing her younger sister's absent-minded, hesitant to speak, Su Chen felt strange for a while.

"You can eat whatever you want, you decide."

Reluctantly smiled and responded, Su Xiaoxiao was still thinking about how to tell her elder brother what happened just now.

But Su Chen already frowned.

There seems to be something wrong.

According to the consistent impression in my memory, Su Xiaoxiao's abnormal state is definitely preparing some bad things to deceive people again.

So he looked around carefully, well, he looked around and found nothing.

"Xiaoxiao, you didn't do something bad again, or caused some trouble, did you?"

After Su Chen put away the bought vegetables and meat, he asked Su Xiaoxiao tentatively, while observing the other party's reaction.

Su Xiaoxiao's obviously small body trembled, like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

"Huh? Who would do something bad, do I look like that?"

"Like." Su Chen nodded seriously.

"Why are you insulting people's innocence out of thin air like this!" Su Xiaoxiao was obviously anxious.

Su Chen rolled his eyes, didn't speak, just looked at Su Xiaoxiao meaningfully.

At first, the latter was not to be outdone, and stared with Su Chen, but after a while, he quickly lost his battle: "Okay, I heard a notification sound from your computer just now, and I added it for you." Penguin of fiction editors, nothing else to do, really."

"Huh? Signing news is here?"

Su Chen was taken aback, went to his computer, and turned on the computer that was stuck in the screensaver state because it had not been used for a long time.

After seeing that the edited friends had been added to Penguin, he felt something bad for no reason.

"You didn't bother other editors and posted some weird things, did you?"

"of course not."

Su Xiaoxiao patted her breasts that had just taken shape as a guarantee, and then tried to change the subject.

"Brother, you should discuss the signing with the editor as soon as possible, but speaking of it, I really didn't expect you to write novels."

Is there really nothing?

After examining his sister suspiciously, Su Chen worriedly turned over the dialogue with the editor, and checked the chat history all over.

However, I still didn't see what Su Xiaoxiao did.

Chat history is empty.

Seeing this, Su Xiaoxiao secretly admired her own wisdom, and deleted the chat history in advance, so that the elder brother would not be able to see the second part of the three sentences.

Forget it, instead of fighting wits and courage with this little girl, let's contact the editor first, it's not good to keep the other party hanging.

On the other side, Su Chen thought, looked away, and opened the chat box.

"Hi Baiyu, I am the author of "Fights Break Sphere" Vampire."

After only a while, the other party came to reply.

"ah?"

Somewhere corporate office.

It was almost six o'clock in the evening, and Bai Yu was about to pack up his things and go home from get off work, when he saw the author vampire, whom he had always cared about, sent him a message.

I thought it was the other party who decided to negotiate a contract,

However, after clicking on it, Bai Yu was stunned to find that it was actually a self-introduction?

"???"

what? Is the current web author already under such pressure that the average person has amnesia?

What the hell is self-introduction?

And Su Chen is not an idiot here, seeing the editor's reply with a word, he immediately concluded that something was wrong, it must be that girl Su Xiaoxiao who did something wrong!

Considering that the chat history can be deleted, he quickly took out his mobile phone, logged into the mobile penguin, and checked the real chat history.

And the more you look, the more black lines there are on his face.

Especially when he saw the sentence "Shatter your reality, shatter your spirit! Exile this world", Su Chen's face turned black.

It's over, it's so embarrassing, the editor must think that he is a sand sculpture boy with a middle school illness, right? Absolutely?

"Su, Xiao, Xiao!" Su Chen, who came to his senses, grabbed the back collar of his sister who was trying to escape secretly, "What have you done!"

"Ah?" Seeing that there was no escape, Su Xiaoxiao could only pretend to come over, patted her head, and stuck out her pink tongue with a smile, "The chat records will be synchronized to the mobile phone, a mistake, a mistake."

"Seeing what you've done, what will the editor think of me!"

"Don't say that, didn't my sister come back round in the end?" Su Xiaoxiao blinked her big watery eyes, and said sweetly, "So please forgive me..."

"Don't even think about passing the test with cuteness!"

"Then how can you forgive me." Su Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, sullenly.

"Let me think about it..." Su Chen rubbed his chin, "Then how about punishing you to cook dinner? You are no longer a girl, so you can't be taken care of by your brother all the time, right? My brother can't be with you forever. "

"Well—" the little girl puffed her cheeks, obviously she didn't like listening to Su Chen's preaching.

...

In the end, under Su Chen's insistence, Su Xiaoxiao agreed to the punishment of "burning a dish", and also expressed enough apologies to Su Chen for the prank.

Watching Su Xiaoxiao who put on her apron and walked into the kitchen, Su Chen nodded in satisfaction and returned to his computer.

He needs to take advantage of this time to explain the embarrassing speech to the editor.

"I'm sorry, I just finished my work during the day, and my mind is a bit foggy. Please don't take those speeches to heart."

Hit send, then proceed to edit your new message.

"As for the signing of the contract, I have already understood the general process and thought about it. It is estimated that the contract can be mailed tomorrow."

"Okay!" Bai Yu quickly replied, without mentioning Su Chen's previous speech.

At the same time, he was also relieved at the desk, and this book with great potential was finally signed.

Next, as long as the author of this book, the vampire, controls the plot well and keeps updating, he is confident that he can use various recommended resources to make the other party top the list and enter the ranks of high-quality goods.

Then, there is basically no need to worry about the performance of the past few months...

After that, Bai Yu, who was happily planning the future, quickly pulled Su Chen into a group of fantasy authors at a certain point, as if he was afraid that he would go back on his word.

Seeing Su Chen join the group, the authors in the group began to bubbly.

"Are you a newcomer? Welcome! Touch your head and type well ~ (laughs)"

"group status -1"

"Yu Da has been very diligent in signing the contract recently. It's been hard work." It seems that he seized the opportunity to flatter his horse.

"What book is the newcomer writing? Come out and make a fuss!"

Su Chen sent a funny emoji in, and changed her group business card to the title of the book.

"Ask for an opinion from the boss."

However, this book has only published three chapters now, and not everyone can discern the inner value like the editor.

Some authors just commented casually after reading it, nothing more than "Millions must be gods", "Looks good, bookmark and support it first", "Strengthen your writing skills", etc. Anyway, they are all panacea Perfunctory reply.

After a while, the group became cold, and they should all be diving. After all, the water group is not as good as the code word when there is time.

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