It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"It would be great if I could be a copy master ()"

"Thank you for the compliment, it's time for me to write a question next?"

"Just let the horse come here."

"..."

Su Chen calmly posed the riddle: "A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender took out a gun and aimed at him, but the man said thank you... Excuse me, what is the process of the story?"

"Is that the only way..."

Boss Dan and the two fell into deep thought.

Although it was more detailed than the previous question, after listening to the question, the two of them were still confused at first.

This is exactly the charm of turtle soup.

By constantly adapting the logical way of thinking, to achieve the same reasoning brain as the question maker.

"The bartender thanked him for taking out the gun... Could it be that the gun was not real?"

"no."

"What?" Mr. Dan was shocked, and continued to ask, "Did the bartender have an argument with the man? For example... angry about something."

In the question of sea turtle soup, the answer is usually curious and scary.

Just like the previous question that came up three times, the answer seemed unexpected and horrifying, sending chills down the spine.

Therefore, Mr. Dan is also trying his best to kill people, relying on disputes.

However, Su Chen's answer is still——

"no."

"Isn't it a dispute? Did the two people know each other in the story?"

"no."

"Is the bartender regretting the action of drawing the gun afterwards? In other words, is there some kind of misunderstanding between the two?"

"No."

"Is there a deceitful sarcasm in the tone of a man when he says thank you?"

"no."

Three three one asked several questions in a row.

The answer available is no.

Unable to grasp the core of the topic.

The two people in the story are not acquaintances, are not joking, have not caused disputes, and have no motive for conflict...

It's really difficult to understand the truth of just drawing a gun and thanking each other.

"Pig teammate, don't waste time on these insignificant issues."

Faced with Sansan who got three "no" answers in a row, Mr. Dan didn't complain politely.

Sansan ignored him, still concentrating on thinking.

He suddenly recalled the key points of the problem he had cleared up just now, and then suddenly showed a look of enlightenment.

"I understand! The answer to this question."

"???"

Mr. Dan had countless question marks in his heart, and asked in bewilderment, "You understand now?"

"Yes, the answer I guess is this."

"The man hiccupped. He hoped to drink something at the bar to improve the situation. The bartender realized this and chose to scare him with a gun. The man was nervous, and the hiccups disappeared naturally. Therefore, he thanked the bartender and left..."

Saying that, Sansan was still observing the reaction of Su Chen, who made the question.

I don't know if it was because of shaking, the other party's eyebrows twitched slightly.

"Congratulations, you guessed right." Su Chen shrugged and replied.

The topic he was thinking of was not a novelty or horror, but just thinking about a very common process from an unexpected angle.

"This is too boring..."

After listening to the correct answer, Dan always looks bored.

At this point, the round of the game is over.

Because everyone guessed the questions very quickly, the second round of questions has not yet been decided.

Therefore, the person who made the question is again three or three.

"Xiao Ming's younger brother raised a hamster. One day the hamster died. My brother was very sad. My mother bought him a piece of chocolate that was as big as a hamster. As a result, Xiao Ming died the next day..."

"Ah this? How did Xiao Ming die?"

"Did you forget? I can only answer you yes or no." Sansan said angrily.

"Then... Did Xiao Ming commit suicide?"

"no."

"Did your brother kill him?" Su Chen asked.

"yes!"

"Brother killed it... a piece of chocolate the size of a hamster..."

Mr. Dan silently sorted out the information.

"ah,

Chocolate is made of hamsters, scaring Xiao Ming to death? "

"No... By the way, what the hell is the chocolate made by hamsters? The cocoa beans turned into hamsters?" Sansan complained with twitching corners of her eyes.

Mr. Dan squeezed his chin: "Then... the hamster was killed by my brother?"

"no."

"Did the hamster commit suicide?"

"no!"

"Is the hamster small?"

"No! What the hell is this about? You ask this, it has nothing to do with the story, okay?"

Sansan's tone gradually became irritable.

He realized that it was a mistake to play turtle soup with Mr. Dan...

The other party can always give him some flirty words.

"Please don't waste time with bad questions, okay?" Su Chen also raised her forehead, complaining a little weakly.

But one thing is very strange.

When he just listened to this topic, his first reaction was "chocolate is made of hamsters", which is exactly the same as Mr. Dan's thinking.

This can't help but make him fall into thought.

Maybe... I was subtly influenced by mental retardation?

Just like Kazuma who just traveled through the past, who has been with Lanmao Suqing for a long time, and has also been assimilated into a kind of person...

It seems that mental retardation symptoms are transmitted from person to person.

No, no, I have to figure out the answer first.

Su Chen also joined the army of questions.

"Did Xiao Ming kill the hamster?"

"no."

"Is mom partial to Xiao Ming?"

"unimportant."

"..."

After asking the question, Su Chen also began to sort out the clues.

To be honest, this question is quite a puzzle...

The hamster died, my brother was very sad, so my mother bought chocolates, and Xiao Ming died...

Just as he was gradually restoring the truth of the matter——

Mr. Dan stood up again.

"I know again!"

"The truth of the puzzle! This time it will never be wrong!"

The two looked at him: "Oh, then tell me."

"Ahem! Listen up—"

Mr. Dan coughed twice pretending to be mysterious, then switched his voice, and became serious in seconds.

Just like Mori Kogoro in a different state.

"The answer to this question is actually very simple - Xiao Ming is a dog! He ate the chocolate that his mother gave to his brother, and then died!"

"...Because dogs can't eat chocolate! So indirectly, it's my younger brother killing Xiao Ming!"

"???"

The two were stunned by Mr. Dan's answer.

Good guy, Xiao Ming will stop being a human being!

but.

don't say it.

Think about it for a while.

It seems that it really makes sense!

Because the question did not say that Xiao Ming is a human or a dog, and in this way, the fact that dogs cannot eat chocolate will be ignored by the guessers... Maybe this is the trap of the questioner.

Su Chen subconsciously looked at Sansan.

The latter said in a complicated tone: "Uh, although your statement, Mr. Dan, is impeccable...but unfortunately, in my setting, Xiao Ming is a human being."

finished.

Mr. Dan suddenly withered, and sat down obediently.

Originally, I was quite complacent about my reasoning this time, but I didn't expect that such a perfect solution to the problem was actually wrong.

So the guessing party enters the inquiry stage again.

Thanks to someone, there are only six inquiries left at this time.

"Does my brother like chocolate very much?"

"Yes." Sansan nodded.

Boss Dan suddenly regained his energy: "I know it again! Xiao Ming also likes to eat chocolate, and then he ate his younger brother's chocolate, and it happened that the chocolate was poisonous and he was poisoned to death!"

"No! Shakou."

Mr. Dan perfectly wasted the number of inquiries again, a real pig teammate.

Su Chen explained to him feebly: "Why did mother send poisonous things to my brother? Your logic is very strange."

Mr. Dan curled his lips: "Because Sansan thought about it, so I tried to guess the dark answer... Who made this guy a gloomy uncle?"

"??? You are a leftover man who is so gloomy that he can't find a blind date, and you still have the nerve to say that others..."

"Damn, the age is different! I am several years younger than Sansan!" Mr. Dan deliberately showed off, "Also, I'm not a leftover man! I'm a noble unmarriage advocate!"

Sansan also managed to get annoyed, with a dark face like Bao Gong: "...I advise you not to get too complacent, Brother Dan."

"Aren't I telling the truth? Sansan old man?"

"What the hell are you a dead bachelor looking for a fight?"

"Are you scolding again?"

"Bachelor in the house! Gynophobia! Wrong?"

"Haha, hurry up, middle-aged old man, hurry up!"

Like elementary school students scolding each other, the two of them fight each other on a daily basis.

——Only friends who are super iron can quarrel like this, and this is also evidence of their excellent relationship.

Taking advantage of the bickering between the two clowns, Su Chen was still deducing the puzzle.

My brother likes chocolate.

And Xiao Ming was killed by his younger brother...

Wait a moment?

So, the younger brother's motive for killing Xiao Ming...was chocolate?

Then everything can be explained in one way.

Su Chen, who deduces the truth step by step, has a chance to win.

subsequently.

Interrupt the two people who were arguing and announce the answer:

"The puzzle process should be like this—"

"Because of the death of the hamster, my brother got a piece of chocolate, which was as big as the hamster,"

"This made my brother mistakenly think that as long as one thing dies, he can get the same size chocolate..."

"So, the chocolate-loving brother killed Xiao Ming."

"He thought that by doing this, he could get a piece of giant chocolate that was as big as Xiao Ming."

"The above is the answer to the puzzle I deduced."

Wait until he finishes speaking in one breath.

Dan Zong was stunned in place when he heard it, and said what the hell.

What the hell kind of deduction is this?

Although the logic makes sense...but I am so curious.

Outrageous.

"How can this be the correct answer?"

Dan always exclaimed and interjected, but Sansan nodded indifferently:

"Congratulations, you got the answer right. You are indeed the master of suspense."

"Ah, this?" Mr. Dan was shocked, "A chocolate that is as big as Xiao Ming..."

"The answer to Sea Turtle Soup is like this..." Su Chen said, "Many stories are strange and reasonable, and they seem to be extremely scary in terms of human nature."

"And, at an age where values ​​are imperfect, it's really possible for young children to have this kind of logic."

Sansan rolled her eyes, "Don't underestimate education, soulless!"

"That's right!" Su Chen also echoed.

The issue of children's education is really important.

On how the bear child is formed.

Logical values ​​have not yet been formed, causing many children to have scheming at a young age.

——For example, pretending to cry in order to eat candy, pretending to be weak in order to win the sympathy of others to give up seats on the bus, pretending to be sick for not going to school, etc...

Many bear children are actually around us.

"That's right, ghost..."

"Can't we focus on Yangjian's topic?"

Egg is always depressed.

"The one who chopped off his hand just now is okay... I really can't stand this."

"I feel that after perfecting the logic and details, I can continue to write about the happy life of Matsuzaka Granose."

"Thanks for the compliment, who should it be next?" Sansan.

"I haven't figured it out yet... By the way, do you want to eat chocolate? It's as big as a hamster." Su Chen suddenly asked with a bad taste.

"..." The other two fell into a weird silence and shook their heads.

It's like going to eat a whole fish feast after watching the sewer mermaid, so you can't swallow a bite.

...

In the later games, several people came up with several questions one after another, and then they felt that they were too brain-intensive, so they gave up the idea of ​​continuing to play.

On the fireplace table in Dan Zong's apartment, wine glasses were filled and a simple reception was held.

As the host, Mr. Dan simply arranged some appetizers, and after preparing them neatly, he also sat at the warming table.

"I've been waiting for a long time, what do you drink?"

"I have dry beer, Ha beer, old snowflake...apple brandy..."

Mr. Egg cleared the refrigerator and asked.

The answer is also obvious.

A group of domestic beers mixed with apple brandy, so you must try this famous wine.

"Try this bottle of brandy."

Sansan replied without thinking, Mr. Dan poured wine into the glass for him and Su Chen.

The bright yellow-brown liquid was beautiful, and the room was instantly filled with the scent of apples and distilled wine.

"Anyway, hard work."

"Um."

The three raised their wine glasses and touched each other lightly. After a simple toast, everyone couldn't wait to take a sip.

Then Dan always seemed to remember something, and suddenly took out his phone.

"Ah, wait a minute."

"What's wrong?"

"Su Chen, please sit there and make a V sign to me."

"……Like this?"

Although she didn't know what she was going to do, Su Chen still put down the glass and finished what Mr. Dan said.

Then Mr. Dan unceremoniously squeezed next to him, and made a V-sign gesture with his shoulders and backs, and then controlled the phone's selfie camera with the other hand.

"Okay, okay, Sansan, come over and have a mirror too."

"What are you doing?"

"Show off a wave of connections on Weibo!"

Mr. Dan answered while posing.

"...?"

Seeing that Sansan still didn't understand, he went on to explain:

"Didn't I often appear in the media recently?"

—— Mr. Dan’s debut work "Sophie Next Door" is also a phenomenon-level light daily work, and the current serial "I Want to Listen to Dad" is one of the best-selling works in Leijian Bunko. The adapted animation will be released in April this year station b.

Therefore, Mr. Dan began to hold frequent signings, as well as various interviews in animation magazines and online news, which has a certain reputation in the industry.

"Showing up, standing too high means being on the cusp of the storm."

"In order to prevent people or groups with malicious intentions from messing with me... I have to hug President Su's thigh tightly!"

"I opened Weibo and saw that I and the boss of Bilibili are hxd. Who would dare to mess with me? Who would dare to harbor ill intentions? We will definitely be able to get through the extraordinary period smoothly..."

Mr. Dan gave a series of explanations.

Sansan was very moved, "It's not easy for you."

Su Chen didn't fluctuate much.

He doesn't mind brushing his face and doing a little favor for an old friend.

So, the three of them gathered at the end of the stove table, using a corner of the apartment as a clean background.

Click -!

Accompanied by a crisp sound of taking pictures, the faces of everyone at this time were recorded in the photo.

this moment.

Not a memorable day.

But it makes people feel surprisingly relaxed and happy.

...