It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

My god, this is almost as intelligent as a certain blue-haired goddess.

It's all hinted so clearly, but you still haven't realized that you are a vampire?

Really, I will submit to you without even supporting the wall.

Su Chen was speechless.

So, looking at Mr. Dan with a look of surprise and uncertainty in front of him, he lowered the brim of his hat and said very seriously, "You've got the wrong person."

"ah?"

Mr. Dan was stunned for a moment, and then said in embarrassment: "Uh, that's it, I'm sorry..."

This kind of rhetoric is actually true!

Su Chen shook her head, turned around and left somewhat dumbfounded.

About five minutes later, Su Chen had gone back to the backstage through the back door, only to find that Mr. Dan had sent him another message on his phone.

Mr. Dan: "Do you know vampires? Just now I met a person who looks like a breeder, and that person also said the same thing as you."

Su Chen: "..."

Alas, well, Mr. Dan is really hopeless.

IQ is a bit worrying.

In the background, the game of the second Shark Fighting team was about to start at this time.

In order to meet the requirements of the audience, there are two games in total, one is a blind selection mode similar to matching, and the other is a serious canyon call with banpick.

What is preparing to play now is the first blind selection.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is basically a happy round, and almost everyone will take out their best heroes to make things happen, and make some famous scenes, even if it is not a hero with a high version priority.

Entertainment game, entertainment is the main thing.

Soon, the game officially began.

The ten anchors adjusted their machines and took their seats, entering the hero selection process.

Since there are no coaches and analysts, almost how to choose a hero is discussed on the spot.

But Su Chen, who was from a god's perspective, clearly felt the gap in hero selection between the two teams.

Fighting Shark Team 2 is almost in a state of chaos, with various heroes flashing back and forth, and they haven't decided what to play.

But Maoya's side is different. After entering the hero selection, the five people all chose the hero in less than ten seconds, and they knew that they came prepared.

And they didn't do any fancy things, everyone chose their own heroes, Du Ji's top laner, Gu Teyu's jungler Widow, Wuhu God's mid laner card, Bottom Road Sao Nan's Yasuo and Frog Thresh.

On the other hand, on Dou Sha's side, after half a minute of dawdling, the five of them finally chose a hero, but compared with Mao Ya's side, it was obviously a bit unsteady.

The promise player of the top laner C Huang, the mantis of the wild horse teacher, the Xindela of the mid laner Xiaoxiao, the Xeras of the bottom lane Wang Jichao and the male sword of Zhixun.

Yes, you read that right, the male sword goes down to play support.

Zhixun is so coquettish that he has a disciplinary male knife supporter, and even the commentator Guan Zeyuan doesn't know how to do it.

In the Fighting Shark team, even the teammates were dumbfounded when they saw this auxiliary male knife.

It’s not so neat to make you live a whole life, is it?

This... the auxiliary male knife also carries punishment, which makes people don't know where to start complaining.

Emperor C asked loudly: "Hey Zhixun, why did you choose a male sword as a support?"

"Everything can be assisted, believe me, I am very stable, and I have punishment to steal the development of the opposite wild monster."

"Well, it's an entertainment game anyway, so I'll just play casually. I believe the opponent's lineup won't be taken too seriously." Wang Jichao rolled his eyes. When it comes to male sword support, the most uncomfortable thing is his bot lane .

Entering the game with the attitude of friendship first and competition second, then Dou Sha is stupid.

What about good entertainment?

How can this be entertainment? The lineup was chosen so fiercely, Indestructible Cards, Thunder Thresh... the few thousand-point kings almost took out the bottom of the box.

To his friendship, to his entertainment!

The boat of friendship capsizes!

Even the commentator Guan Zeyuan couldn't help complaining: "The lineup of the blue Fang Dousha is really entertaining. Now Lu Zelasjia male swords have come out."

Su Chen was also happy. Judging from the lineup, unless Dou Sha is a big player in the lane, he can't fight back at all-not to mention that he didn't start a group, and when fighting in a group, the output is only two mages, which is very difficult. unstable.

The barrage in the official live broadcast room also began to criticize.

"Hahaha The lineup chosen by Shark Fighting is outrageous."

"I've seen this game, Maoya won."

"Zhixun, the assistant male sword, is very spiritual."

"It's just for entertainment. The lineup selection doesn't treat Maoya as a person at all."

"Let's not talk about brother Meng, I'm stud cat teeth."

"After this round, we've played Seaview Ten Suite 233."

"Except for the road of Emperor C, which is better, the rest of the road is estimated to be hammered within ten minutes."

"Ms. Ma dared to choose Mantis, I never thought."

"That's it, that's it, that's it?"

Amidst the sound of barrage, enter the game.

Everyone at the first level is very disciplined, no one moves anyone, and they wait for the minions sparsely and normally, entering a stable laning period.

It's a pity that the peace only lasted for a few minutes, and the first blood, the second blood and the third blood were quickly taken down by Maoya.

First, at the second level, Wang Jichao was accidentally hooked by Thresh at the bottom of the tower. With the damage of Thunderbolt and Yasuo, he was directly killed by a flash. Then Zhixun, who had finished brushing the stone man with punishment, rushed to the tower to guard the tower. I wanted to go up to operate it, but was shown off by the frog, who caught it with a hook, and the two took turns resisting the tower and killed the male knife.

This is not over yet, immediately after the third level, the widow didn't go up, but came in, and cooperated with a wave of yellow cards to catch Su Xiaoxiao to death.

As for what is Teacher Ma doing at this time? Of course he was brushing his three wolves.

Using the enterprise-level understanding that is 10,000 versions ahead, Mr. Ma came up with an open field route that even the commentators couldn’t understand. The spiders came to catch the middle lane quickly, and his praying mantis was still bloody and struggling with the three wolves. Woolen cloth.

Su Xiaoxiao almost died of depression.

However, this is just the beginning.

At level 6, after calculating the cooldown of her skills and trying to fight Wuhu God, Su Xiaoxiao went to the river and just inserted an eye, but directly inserted Thresh and the widow who had been lying in wait for a long time.

The little girl was so frightened that she handed over Flash directly.

As a result, Wuhu Shenhe flashed a yellow card to stop him, and Thresh made a hook to control it, and then the widow made up the damage and took it away.

It directly changed Su Xiaoxiao's record to 0-2-0.

And that's not all.

Then, as time went by, Thresh directly burned the gems and took out the five-speed shoes, and the widow who can be invisible after level six, focused on the middle lane and took care of it in every possible way. Della caught 0-4-0.

"Well……"

Su Chen, who was watching the battle in the background, was also dumbfounded.

stop! It's not entertaining at all!

This kind of aiming at the middle lane and opening up the situation from Syndra is obviously premeditated!

Although Su Xiaoxiao is usually skinny, she is still just a child! You guys, is it really okay to bully a little girl like this?

Looking at Su Xiaoxiao whose smile gradually disappeared in the live broadcast, Su Chen was in a complicated mood.

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