It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

How smart are cats and dogs?

When it comes to this topic, the senior cat slaves and dogs have something to say. Basically everyone thinks that their own plush is the smartest.

Not only can he understand his own words, but he also knows to comfort the sad self, and even fluffy can detect signs of pregnancy and illness in advance and save the owner's life.

In some forums for cats and dogs, you can see the self-reports of the hostesses, saying that they will do exercises at home when they are not pregnant for one or two months and feel nothing.

At this time, the plush in the house will be stopped, and the hostess will not be allowed to move her belly in any way. It is not until the hostess is puzzled to go for an examination and find out that she is pregnant.

The dog discovered that the owner was suffering from cancer in advance, and was abnormally restless until the owner went to check it. Fortunately, the claim that cancer can be treated early is also true. It has also been on the news and attracted many scientists to explain the truth.

Of course, most of the plushs are not so sharp, but they still take on the role of family members, and can communicate with humans emotionally.

Otherwise, some cute pet videos will not use barrage, saying that this cat and dog must be fine, or let people wearing cat or dog skins come out.

Huatang is a district tyrant in the Kyushu community. Bai Hefei is not the owner of evil cats. However, long-term cooking and feeding are also emotional, especially Huatang has her own personality, and she usually acts as a beast. The pigeon has never been too emotional.

This cat must be fine, right?

Otherwise, why can always bully him!

Unexpectedly, the original sentence would actually come true one day. Bai Hefei looked at the girl in the black dress and couldn't help but wipe his face deeply.

With cats turning into humans, will Huatang be caught in the laboratory for anatomy study?

Isn’t it the same as in the novel, a vision from the sky, and another thunderstorm, will it really cause the idea of ​​some hermit expert? At this time, the other expert has already boarded the plane to look for the cat?

In the story, it is difficult to distinguish between the fluffy and human beings, especially those who disguise themselves. Huatang is so upright, there is no change at all, it just broke his heart.

Sister Ye and Brother Gu must have known and brought Huatang back, but they didn't tell him in advance. What if someone else knew about it?

Obviously, Bai Hefei has a bigger brain than Ye Yusheng and Gu Yusheng, and instantly thinks of all kinds of tragedies of "the fluffy turning into humans", either the human beings will be destroyed, or the fluffy will be knocked down as a boss. Live anxious.

Is it more appropriate to hide Huatang? The Kyushu community should not be able to go back. Huatang’s behavior can be seen through at first glance. The coding level is quite transparent, so where is the right place to live?

I don't know if Sister Ye and Brother Gu can solve the problem of Huatang's identity. It would be very troublesome without an ID card!

The more Pigeon thinks about it, the more bald head he is, and he is almost worried about double the amount alone. How happy Huatang is eating next to him, how seriously he pulls his hair while squatting here.

What should I do? Is it more appropriate to hide in the city, or to hide in the mountains?

At present, there should be no inaccessible scenic spots in China. There are no uninhabited areas in the northwest, but drought and low rainfall are not suitable for human survival. Huatang is not a desert cat, so it must not be able to adapt.

Until Huatang was full and pushed the bowl aside with satisfaction, most of the pigeons didn't think about it. Seeing Huatang's completely carefree and comfortable expression, it was almost the same as the old mother's look at the cub who hated iron and steel.

The pigeon soup tastes good, but the portion is a bit small. Huatang also reserved half of Ye Yusheng and Gu Yusheng, which is not too full.

Fortunately, Bai Hefei also knows how to cook. Before Huatang goes to a small restaurant for dinner, it is also one of the long-term meals. The craftsmanship is still very good.

Huatang has found that there are fresh river prawns in the kitchen and put them in a small bucket, so when will they not eat at this time?

Bai Hefei, who was pushed to fry the river prawns, opened his mouth and sighed. If he couldn’t beat Huatang, he should throw the prawns into the water at this time, shout, what to eat, and think about it anytime. .

Unfortunately, unable to fight, Bai Hefei could only prepare the ingredients while processing the river prawns, and then couldn't help but continue to blow Huatang rainbow farts against her will, boasting of her unique temperament and prominent cat character, which she recognized at a glance, too powerful.

If you don't blow, Bai Hefei can still remember that Huatang can lift herself with one hand!

Huatang likes to listen to compliments, so she feels better when she sits at the door of the kitchen. She is also full of anticipation watching the river prawns, continuing the villain style of evil cats waiting for dinner.

In fact, she has been interested in things like shrimps and crabs for a long time, but the cat's claws were not easy to peel before, and every time she needed Gu Yusheng or others to help.

Who doesn't know that the shelled ones are not peeled and delicious! But before the claws can't be peeled off, nor can the evil cats.

It's better now. The fingertips are more flexible than cat's claws. It must be very convenient to peel shrimps. Even if Bai Hefei whispered to the side that the shrimps are very small, they don't need to peel them.

Thinking about it this way, I have a new body after being exchanged, and I have a certain number of my own.

Without switching to a new body, how to master the joy of peeling shrimp and eating crab by yourself? For dinner, of course, it's the fragrance made by yourself, Huatang is also very particular about it.

Seeing that Huatang made no secret of it, she had the same style as when she was in the state of a black cat, and Bai Hefei, anxiously herself, took a portion of the river prawns, and began to peel them without a taste.

When Bai Suzhen knew that she was a snake, she would even cover up one or two things to prevent Xiang Gong from knowing it. He had the consciousness that non-human creatures became human.

Why is Huatang the opposite?

I don’t conceal my personality and preferences at all, my eyes and behavior are leaking at any time, and I don’t have the consciousness that non-human beings become humans. Could it be that "The Legend of the White Snake" has not been read, patronizing to watch people eat rice dumplings and drink realgar wine on Dragon Boat Festival ?

Thinking this way, it is entirely possible that Bai Hefei is even more worried.

The prawns are not big, and it takes a lot of trouble to peel them off, but Huatang just eats this fun. After peeling them for a long time, the shrimps are not eaten much, and the flexibility of the fingers is directly used, and even the words can add some long sentences.

This is a small stir-fry made by Bai Hefei alone. It is considered as an extra meal. After Huatang has a meal, she temporarily let Bai Hefei go to wash her hands and prepare to go around the yard.

Evil cats need to patrol their own site at any time, even if this is not a Kyushu community, Huatang doesn't mind making more plots of land.

But how dare Bai Hefei let Huatang go, trying to find a reason to persuade Huatang to go back to rest, Lin Qing smelled the smell of the kitchen, and wanted to come over to find something to eat. He happened to see Bai Hefei's bitter face and blocking the girl in black skirt. The appearance of being fluttered away.

Even if Lin Qing is fattening, he is still alive, neatly catching the floating Bai Hefei, frowning and watching the girl in the black dress warily.

Although he doesn't know what happened, he still understands Xiao Bai's soft personality, and there must be a reason why Bai Hefei can stop someone like Bai Hefei who is not arguing.

Huatang heard Lin Qing's footsteps just now, and yawned after turning around, which was regarded as a greeting.

Well, in the state of a black cat, it's silly to wave her claws when she sees familiar people, so Huatang always yawns or squeezes her ears as "I have read".

But in the new physical state, the ears can't be compressed into airplane ears, so you can only yawn.

In all fairness, a small yawn from a beautiful girl is also cute and attractive, but this way of greeting, combined with the small "stupid human" eyes of Huatang, is too much like a street provocation. The next second will The kind that greets the bricks.

Even Lin Qing, who hadn't had a fight for so many years, felt that he had been asked to fight, and he was back in the fight when he was young.

So, where did Sister Ye and Brother Gu save the children? They looked like they were in their twenties. Why did they feel so strong?

After Bai Hefei noticed that Lin Ge and Huatang had a face-to-face meeting, he became nervous unconsciously.

Wait, Sister Ye and Brother Gu are still resting. He doesn't know whether the black dress girl is Huatang, and whether it is suitable for him and Brother Lin to know.

Now he knew it, and there was no way to forcibly erase it, he could only make mistakes and take the initiative to take the responsibility of covering Huatang.

Does Brother Lin know it's appropriate? After all, the matter of cats becoming humans is too metaphysical and too important. Bai Hefei felt bald and too difficult when he thought about it.

Fortunately, Lin Qing just looked at it this way and found no problems. Compared with the big pigeon that is often bullied by black cats, Lin Qing, who is deeply in the shadow of washing dishes, is not sensitive to the cat-like appearance of girls. After a few sentences, Bai Hefei's attention was distorted.

At the same time, Bai Hefei had to turn Huatang back to the house first, and then continue talking with Lin Ge.

It's a pity that the free evil cat will not be easily controlled by people. Huatang, who walked two steps back to the house, saw Lin Qing and Bai Hefei didn't notice here, they disappeared on the spot and started to circle the yard.

After the meal, the fixed check-in of the patrol is completed. Huatang is a very principled evil cat.

The yard is much smaller than the Jiuzhou Community. Huatang was in a state of invisibility. He stepped on the wall and touched the roof tiles. He felt boring and was about to return to the house.

As a result, when I stepped on a high place, I saw that Little Crescent was coming to deliver food again. This time, I also brought two sisters, and the pigtails tied by three of them flickered.

Huatang has a good memory, and she recognizes these two girls. The two sisters who were trapped in the same family in Yading Elementary School when the flood was approaching, even if they were physically disabled, moved a basket together and looked at the exposed leaves. Local fruits.

The little girl is here~

Jumping down happily, Huatang walked out of invisibility and squatted at the door to catch the little girl.

Lin Qing happened to be watching him, then, turning his face suspiciously, and asked Bai Hefei, "Xiao Bai, cough, don't take it seriously when telling you something. Why do I think this girl is so like Huatang? This action is exactly the same. what!"

What Bai Hefei could say, he could only keep smiling politely.