It's Too Hard To Die

Chapter 56: Why is your dog so unqualified?

"Xiao Bai, I **** you." The two dogs kicked his dog legs in the air, and then kept kicking towards Xiao Bai, but they didn't even hit him.

"Fuck, this dog can still talk!" Xiao Er was also taken aback. Dogs can talk these years? Ordinary fierce beasts can only speak when they reach the sixth rank. This dog doesn't emit any aura from all over his body, and he knows it is just an ordinary dog.

It’s normal for   dian Xiaoer to think that Ergou is an ordinary dog. After all, Ergou is a god, and only the **** can perceive the breath of the gods. Such an ordinary warrior can't detect it at all.

"Dog, your sister, I'm a wolf, do you know what a wolf?" Ergou immediately became anxious when he heard that he was a dog. He immediately breathed out fragrant smell and made a small mouth like wiping honey.

"Why is your dog so unqualified?" Xiaoer was also very angry when he heard a dog daring to scold him. I just need to sneer at others every day. I was scolded by a dog today. It's really uncle and aunt. endure. The two sons in front of him looked at each of them were elegant and easy-going, the son of Qianqian, gentle as jade, why is this dog's mouth so smelly.

If Xiao Bai knew that Xiao Er was complimenting him, Xiao Bai would definitely give him a thumbs up. Alas, there are not many people who love to tell the truth now.

"Ahem, brother, I'm really sorry, my dog ​​is causing you trouble, please don't mind." Xiao Bai put some spirit stones in the shop's second child as he said, Xiao Bai will give up if he can scold the second dog. ? This is impossible.

"Xiao Bai, I am not a human, but you are a real dog." Of course Ergou knows what Xiao Bai means, Nima, Lao Tzu is not your pet.

"Master, your dog should be a special spiritual pet." Xiao Er was full of joy. As a result, Xiao Bai's eyes squinted into a line of spirit stones. He was no longer called Xiao Bai's official official, and directly called Gongzi. This young man is still good, not only has a good temper, and even his pet doesn't yell at him, but he is also generous, and he doesn't look dull at all.

Look at this son's spiritual pet again, the gap is too big, they all say that the dog follows the owner, this dog doesn't follow at all, opening his mouth and shutting down is just cursing.

As a result, Xiao Bai’s tip did not feel much anger at Ergou. He turned around and walked to the counter to calculate the consumption bill for Xiao Bai, “My son, how many days do you want to stay?”

"Let's live for seven days first." Xiao Bai thought for a while and said, after all, I haven't found a trace of Xue Sisi and the others so far, so I can only wait here now.

"Okay, do you still need meals and other requirements? If you don't need it, I will sum up the total consumption for you now." Xiao Er asked again.

"Dining, of course, dining." Xiao Bai answered the question of dining very quickly. He was not actively eating and had problems in his mind.

"Because your consumption level has reached certain requirements, we have free single rooms and higher services here, so please come with me." Xiao Er walked out of the counter and prepared to lead the way.

"The single room is no longer necessary. Let's eat outside. The scenery outside is better." Xiao Bai rejected the advantage of the single room. After all, he just came to the Zhuling Dynasty and didn't know many things, so he had to ask outside. Ask for information.

"Good son, if you don't want a single room, our store will use the corresponding food to offset the cost of the single room." Xiao Er feels that Xiao Bai and the others are more and more noble. Look at the other sons of the same generation, all of them are arrogant. Seeing noble self, what disdain to associate with these civilians. Everyone was full of those eyes that no one looked down on. If it weren't for their daddy, they wouldn't know how many deaths they had died in the street.

Xiao Bai nodded, Xiao Er began to lead the three of Xiao Bai to go forward, Xiao Bai sighed again as he walked, "It's great to have money, look at this attitude, how good it is, and provide If you don’t want a single room, you’ll get food for free. The happiness of the rich is really beyond ordinary people’s imagination."

Xiao Bai and the three people found a place near the window and sat down, "My son, what do I need?" Xiao Er asked after seeing Xiao Bai and them all seated.

Xiao Bai and Nangong Yunmo are in a standard sitting posture, but the two dogs are different. They have to learn to sit. They sit on a stool with their hips, back and press down, and put their front legs on the table, which makes the shop second look. It's full of black lines, Nima, how can any dog ​​eat like this?

In fact, the second dog has always been in this sitting position for eating. In Xiao Bai's view, this sitting position is really inelegant. The second dog sits like this, and everything that should not be missed is leaked out. Xiao Bai originally prepared several pet costumes for the second dog , The size is just right, but Ergou doesn't accept Xiao Bai's kindness at all.

When I mentioned the pet clothes, Ergou wanted to scold people. I have never worn clothes in the God Realm for so many years, but you let me wear it and I can wear it with forbearance, but what do you mean by giving me a pink dress? What's even more excessive is to give a green one, which is simply a green glow. Isn't this clearly aimed at my second dog?

"The best dishes in this restaurant are first fifty each!" Xiao Bai tapped his fingers on the table and said, Nima, I always order dishes. It's embarrassing, don't you know?

"Okay, son, come five... Fifty copies each!?" Dian Xiaoer said that he suddenly got stuck, I heard you right, fifty copies for each.

Other diners who ate here were also taken aback. Some people looked at Xiao Bai and their eyes were wrong, Nima, this is the reincarnation of a sacred pig. It’s so edible, and the best dishes come with 50 servings each. Don’t you have to die if you finish eating?

Xiao Bai has become accustomed to these pig eyes. TMD is always my order. Ergou’s silly batch is still beautiful. What is the name? Respect the teacher~www.novelhall.com~ respect the predecessors, let the predecessors order food It should be. This made Nangong Yunmo unable to refute it. After all, it is important to respect the teacher in Dongli Mainland.

It’s just that the most people see Xiao Bai with the eyes of pigs every time. If this continues, Xiao Bai feels that he is truly a celebrity. Then the main mission "Become a celebrity in the East from the Mainland." You can become a celebrity just by eating.

"Yes, it's fifty servings. It's just because my pet can eat more, so I asked for more. Don't worry, the money will not be less for you." Xiao Bai thinks it is better to give the pot to Ergou. After all, people are really real today There are a lot of people, Ergou, as a senior, should come forward and fight the first resistance.

Sure enough, when Xiao Bai pushed the pot like this, other people's eyes changed, and I was shocked. I said that no matter how much people can eat, it is impossible to eat that way. It turns out that my pet can eat it.

It’s just that they look at Ergou’s eyes even more strangely. This dog is skinny and doesn’t look so edible. Could it be that its small body contains a big stomach?

"Xiao Bai really wants to slap you to death now." Ergou is not stupid, of course he feels the eyes of other people are staring directly at him.

"Fuck, talking dog!"

"What kind of pet is this, I can speak."

"Not only can I talk, but I can also curse."

"Why is this dog so unqualified." Because Ergou suddenly vomited, after all, they have never heard of a talking dog, so they are all very curious. They all stared at Ergou and waited for Ergou to continue talking. .

Ergou now feels a heavy burden on his shoulders. He now deeply understands the sentence "The feeling of shouldering a heavy burden is that a thousand people are eagerly looking forward to every word you say."

"Ding! Enemy creatures are detected, please select a targeting plan."

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