Knight of the Light

CNN is really famous because of its real-time coverage of the Gulf War, because at that time only its war correspondents provided TV footage of the beginning of the war for a few hours. The viewership of more than one billion people has caused its ratings to explode.

But CNN itself would not have thought that one day it would be distressed by the high ratings.

The evening talk show of International News is open to the whole world. When the hostess and three invited guests yelled in the studio, the audience was surprised at most, the camera lens could not see the ground.

But when the water from the sewage pipe was artificially poured into the fire pipe and sprinkled from the fire sprinkler, audiences all over the world knew what they saw—the hostess and the guests had been highlighting related topics for a long time.

Everyone understands in seconds!

"Oh, shit! What did I see?"

"Unbelievable, I was watching the live broadcast."

"What is spraying down? Isn't it what I imagined?"

"It's terrible. The bomber actually came. He did what he said and it turned out to be true."

"My American dream is shattered, it really shattered. How will I look directly at the Americans and the country that is drenched in shit."

"Damn it, I'm eating dinner. Ugh..., I don't want to watch CNN in my life. The hurt is so sudden."

There are hundreds of millions of families all over the world, and the emotions of countless viewers are very complicated. Excitement, consternation, sluggishness, sadness, and more nausea.

When many things haven't happened, people can't even think about it. But after it really happened, everyone found out-hey... it turned out that things could be so bad.

The hostess and guest were originally trapped in the studio, standing on the seats and tables. But as soon as the fire sprinklers were turned on, they screamed sharply, jumped off the tables and chairs, and fled out quickly, regardless of the dirt on the ground.

The CNN picture finally stopped, but the US media is not the only one CNN.

So everyone adjusted the channel one after another, hoping to see further reports from other TV stations-disgusting to disgusting, but the people have the right to know. It is also a pleasure to watch the nobles who sit upright and make a fool of themselves.

The capitalist society really lived up to expectations.

Soon, the American Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) paid a big price to grab the headline exclusive news-live reports from outside CNN headquarters, first-hand news provided by independent journalists.

Thanks to the phone call in advance, the camera perfectly captured the prelude to the ascent of the pipe manhole cover and the scene of the septic tank erupting like a volcano.

The only difference is that the volcano emits hot lava, and the septic tank emits black shit!

Oh...shit!

The street lighting outside the CNN building is a bit too good, and the ‘Flower Rain’ flying in the sky seems to be rushing into the sky under the light. Although it is not gorgeous enough, it falls down like a meteor.

Oh...this is too curious, it is too curious!

Even the most heavy-tasting people can’t stand it, the sticky "Flower Rain" crackled all over the ground, and even the tried-and-tested FBI agents were running for their lives, only hating their parents for having two legs. .

But no matter how much he escaped, he couldn't escape the killing range of "Flower Rain". The old agent was hit in the neck by the dense sticky substance before he ran ten meters away. He stretched out his hand and suddenly yelled in disgust.

Shit! This is really shit!

It's okay if you don't shake it, it's all over your face, even your mouth.

The old agent just ate a super ‘Big Mac’ beef burger accompanied by the smell. At this moment, he put his hands on his knees, and all the ‘vomiting’ was returning to the earth as fertilizer.

The rookie agent did not eat, but ran away quickly. But he was still hit by a series of "Flower Rain", and soon his head, neck, and back were all covered, and he was even knocked to the ground by a large ball.

Although this is not very hurtful, it is enough to make a nervous breakdown, screaming like crazy-my goodness, has God abandoned the poor lamb? Why should such punishment be lowered?

The ABC host wanted to comment on the scene of the incident outside CNN headquarters, but he saw the screen but didn't say anything. Commenting on current affairs on weekdays, all the routines in the world are useless.

Because this time the unlucky is not someone else, but the United States itself. The host was a little gloating at first, but soon became concerned. No one can stand such a miserable situation!

The studio was quiet, and the host was full of words, but there was nothing to say. He also wanted to scream like ordinary people, but he couldn't.

The face of America, it has been discredited. How can you teach the whole world seriously in the future? This is too difficult.

The public execution was so embarrassing that even ABC was reluctant to continue broadcasting, and found that something was wrong and immediately cut off the live broadcast that had been bought for a lot of money.

But ABC does not broadcast it, and some TV stations are willing to broadcast it. Big TV stations do not broadcast, but countless small TV stations are willing to broadcast. The US media does not broadcast it, and there are a lot of more ‘free’ media around the world that are willing to spend money for broadcasting rights.

Satellite broadcasting was already available in the 1990s, and the speed of information circulation was beyond people's imagination. There are so many viewers who want to watch the excitement, and various media are busy hyping hot spots every day.

Now the super hot spot is here.

At the scene of the CNN building, Jitt, who was walking the "dog **** luck", was holding the microphone and describing what he saw to the camera. Even if his face is filthy, he doesn't care.

"The incident came too suddenly. Although everyone received the alert, no one expected it to happen unreservedly. The situation on the scene is hard to describe. You can see me. This is really the saddest day of my life.

We are in the center of the explosion and the smell at the scene is really bad. There were splashes of goo everywhere, I couldn't breathe, and many people vomited. It's like the end of the day, it's so tragic.

So far, all the septic tanks outside the CNN headquarters building have exploded. According to the FBI agent’s guess, the criminals should have thrown explosives into the septic tank that had accumulated for more than half a year.

Unless we empty the septic tank, we will not be able to find those explosives detonated by the timing device. Some of the explosives were also pumped out by the suction truck. As you can see, even the suction truck exploded.

I know, this is really unfortunate news. so unlucky! I am also very sad, but fortunately, I have not seen casualties for the time being.

Since the rainwater manhole cover blasted and flew around first, most people had a few minutes to escape beforehand. So although the explosion is very powerful, the damage caused is very limited.

I have to leave now to do some cleaning, otherwise I cannot work. Please do not leave, we will enter the CNN headquarters to report for you soon. So far, the situation in the building is even worse. "

Kit ended a live news broadcast with a ‘sorrowful face’. When the cameraman signaled that the shooting was over, he immediately jumped up and shouted: "This **** **** guy, I love him to death.

This time it really made a fortune. Not only did I make a fortune, I also became famous. Now audiences all over the world know me, and my value is skyrocketing. My persistence finally paid off. Wow ha ha ha..... I love this wonderful world! "

Regardless of the smell of his body, Jitt grabbed the cameraman and hugged each other. A few seconds later, he hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, let's get some pictures from CNN headquarters. Now audiences all over the world want to watch them.

I can't wait to take pictures of those ugly news elites. I want the whole world to see what the bright and bright gold host looks like at this moment. Thinking of this makes me excited. "