Lord God Investigator

The immortal, whose head was stuck on the roof of the shed and whose legs were hanging in the air, was silent for a long time, so much so that Xiaodie was about to ask someone to collect the immortal's body before she said in a muffled voice: "If I say that I did this on purpose, would you believe it?"

Xiaodie was startled, thinking that the immortal was pretending to be a corpse. She raised her head and looked carefully for a while. When she saw his chest rising and falling, she realized that the immortal was not dead, but she breathed a sigh of relief.

She suppressed a smile and said, "Immortals act in an unconventional and eclectic way. How can a mortal dare to speculate on the immortal's deep intentions? Xiaodie will believe whatever the lecherous immortal brother says."

Luo Feng then stretched out his hand, pressed the wooden tile that was stuck on his neck, pulled out his head with a little force, and his body floated to the ground.

Patting the ashes on his head, Luo Feng said: "Have you ever seen someone break the roof with their head but not get hurt?"

Xiaodie shook her head and said, "I've never seen this before. I've never even seen someone bang their head on the roof."

A vein appeared on Luo Feng's forehead and he sighed deeply. With a clap of his hand, a pair of black sunglasses appeared in his palm. He put on the sunglasses, and with a clap of his hand, a small black stick made of an unknown material appeared in his hand.

He smiled and said to Xiaodie: "I will give you a sample of this treasure. You stare at the red light on the tip of the stick..."

But Xiaodie covered her eyes and said, "I don't want to look at it, it must be some evil thing that seduces people."

Luo Feng had no choice but to put away his sunglasses and the little stick, and sighed: "That's all, it's not the first time. I just want to ask you if you are willing to be my disciple."

The fingers covering Xiaodie's eyes were exposed, and she peeked at the immortal who had put away the weird glasses and the even weirder black stick before putting his hand down.

She looked up and down carefully at the disgraced immortal, pushed the golden mountain and fell the jade pillar, knelt in front of Luo Feng, and said solemnly: "Master, please accept my disciple Xiaodie's bow!"

Luo Feng then stroked his non-existent long beard and smiled happily.

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Sitting on the Taishi chair and drinking the apprenticeship tea offered by Xiaodie, Luo Feng said: "Good disciple, immortals will give some apprenticeship gifts when accepting apprentices. For example, when my senior brother Tai Er accepted his apprentice, he gave the Qiankun Circle, Huntian Ling and Feng Huolun, I will also give you a greeting gift as a teacher."

Xiaodie cursed and said, "Don't lie to me because I don't have enough education. That's Taiyi Zhenren," but she didn't show it. She smiled sweetly and said, "Thank you so much, Master. I wonder what fairy treasures you want to give Xiaodie?" "

Luo Feng chuckled, clapped his hands, and a black tight-fitting leather jacket appeared in his hands. He handed the leather jacket to Xiaodie, and clapped his hands again, and a black leather whip appeared in the same way.

Luo Feng stroked his beard and said: "Master, I will give you a set of treasured armor and a magic weapon. Go quickly and put on the treasured armor and show it to me."

Seeing Lu Renjia's ability to capture objects in the void, Xiaodie became less suspicious of his self-proclaimed god's identity. She was also a little eager to try the treasure armor and magic weapon, but she didn't know that compared to the Qiankun Circle, Huntian Ling and Hot Fire Wheel. Will it be better?

She saluted Master Lu Renjia, hugged Baojia and the magic weapon and ran to the side room.

If the two of them had not yet become masters and disciples, Xiaodie wouldn't mind taking off her clothes and changing in front of Lu Renjia. Anyway, she had already been seen and touched by this lustful immortal, so there was no need to hide or tuck her.

However, the two of them are now master and disciple, but Xiaodie does not want to be too indulgent in front of the lustful master, lest the immortal master, being old and disrespectful, suddenly become animalistic and cause an ethical tragedy.

Returning to the side room, she put on the armor in front of the bronze mirror. The more she changed, the more suspicious Xiaodie became. This armor fit her body well, but it was too revealing and too close to the body, revealing what should be exposed and what should not be exposed. They were all exposed. It would be too embarrassing to walk in public wearing precious armor.

Fortunately, the helmet that comes with the treasure armor can cover the head and face, with only the chin exposed, so there is no need to worry about being recognized.

Xiaodie thought that she was worthy of calling herself a lustful immortal, and she didn't know which famous mountains and rivers opened a practice dojo, but she let her female disciples dress like this. It was really beneath the dignity of an immortal. I'm afraid she was also a scum in the world of cultivation among all the immortals.

After putting on the helmet and looking into the bronze mirror, Xiaodie felt like a big black cat had transformed into a human being, and the long black whip was like the black cat's big tail swinging.

However, she unexpectedly felt that she looked very good-looking like this. Her clothes and armor were extremely tight and tight, and her body curves were highlighted. She looked mysterious, mighty, agile, and alluring.

Xiaodie walked out of the wing room with some trepidation and came to Luo Feng. Luo Feng saw it and said with a smile: "Sure enough, this image is the most suitable for you. If you travel around the world in the future, you must wear this armor to show the majesty of our sect. "

Xiaodie crossed her arms. She felt that being dressed like this was even more embarrassing than being naked. She shook her head and said, "Master, I can't do it without traveling. If I walk around the world dressed like this, it would be strange if the rumors in the world don't spread the word that I am a witch!"

Luo Feng chuckled and said: "What's wrong with being a witch? Men are afraid of being a witch! Do you still want to be a beautiful butterfly caught in the pages of a book and dried in the sun?"

Xiaodie's heart moved, and she lowered her arms holding her chest, which seemed much more natural.

Luo Feng said: "This is the remains of a friend of mine. She is a black cat spirit who has transformed into a black cat spirit. Her fur has turned into this armor, and her tail has turned into that whip. Since you have obtained her treasure, you must also inherit it." Her legacy is that from now on, the name 'Catwoman' will be spread throughout the world."

Catwoman?

Xiaodie recalled how she looked when she put on this tight-fitting armor. She was really a big black cat. She didn't need to go out of her way to spread the name "Cat Woman". With the people's habit of giving others nicknames, it was 90% likely. She will also be called "Catwoman".

Luo Feng stared at Xiaodie dressed as Catwoman for a long time, shook his head and said: "You are similar in appearance but not in spirit. You lack the confidence and unruliness of Catwoman. You still need more training from your teacher...ahem, guidance."

Xiaodie's ears were very sharp. When she heard the words Luo Feng read out before pretending to cough, her vigilance soared. She stared at this cheap master with suspicious eyes, thinking that he must not take advantage of him.

Luo Feng said: "Xiaodie, you seem to like butterflies very much?"

Fluttershy nodded.

Luo Feng asked again: "Then do you like cats that pounce on butterflies when they see them?"

Xiaodie shook her head and said: "The cat is not well-raised. It was acting coquettishly in your arms one day, and ran away the next day. After a few days, it suddenly ran back to beg for food. It was cold and hot, and seemed to be far away. It makes people feel uneasy.”

Luo Feng said meaningfully: "In the eyes of that playboy, aren't you just a cat? Why can you treat the playboy like a cat, but don't dare to use a cat's attitude toward the person who has hurt you?"

Xiaodie was asked and didn't know how to answer.

Luo Feng said: "You actually have the nature of a cat, but it is suppressed by the shadow. Let me help you release your nature, so that you can act like a cat to any man."

Xiaodie was astonished. If she could act like a cat towards all men, wouldn't all men be as fascinated as a playboy and unable to extricate themselves?

Will she become that kind of woman? Xiaodie couldn't help but look forward to it.