Lord God Investigator

Unexpectedly, Ranma had a mental breakdown and turned into a cat, and Fluttershy had a mental breakdown and started killing cats instead.

If you think about it carefully, there is nothing unreasonable. If Luo Feng were Xiaodie, he was locked in a group of hungry cats and had no choice but to survive. What else could he do if he went crazy and didn't kill the cats to survive?

After all, the manga "Ranma 1/2" is oriented toward teenagers, and the rules of the world deviate greatly from reality. No living creature dies in the entire manga from beginning to end, while the world of Meteor Butterfly Sword is more realistic, let alone killing a few cats. , killing seventy or eighty people, they just took it easy.

It's just something that has its own destiny. It seems that if you want to let Fluttershy learn cat boxing by training Ranma to learn cat boxing, the rules of the world will only allow it unless you bring Fluttershy to the world of "Ranma 1/2" A ridiculous thing happens in reality like going crazy and turning into a cat.

But after further analysis, Luo Feng felt that something was wrong. In "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", wasn't it ridiculous for Yang Guo to learn "The Power of Heaven and Earth"? Is there any essential difference between practicing Kung Fu by catching sparrows and practicing Kung Fu by being caught by a cat?

The more he thought about it, the more headache he got. Luo Feng secretly decided in his heart that when he had the opportunity to enter the world of "The Condor" in the future, he would capture Yang Guo and lock him in the cave where he practiced Tianluo Diwang, and put ninety-nine and eighty-one animals in it. Cat, let’s see if Yang Daxia can understand the Sad Meow Soul Palm by killing cats.

After all, without practice, you have no right to speak. Practice is the only criterion for testing truth. As a professional investigator, you still have to rely on experimental results to speak for yourself.

Just as he was thinking about it, the wooden door of the porcelain kiln was kicked open, and Xiaodie angrily broke out of the Cat Hell with two dead cats in pieces.

She is no longer the cute little meow girl she was when she first entered the cave. Her hair is disheveled, and her bikini cat suit, which had only a few fabrics, is almost torn into rags. The cat tail has long been worn by unknown cats. Take it away, and only one cat ear remains.

Throwing the two dead cats at Luo Feng's feet, Xiaodie stared at him with red eyes and said hatefully: "Do you know that there were four times when I was so desperate that I wanted to hit myself to death to avoid further suffering? If it hadn't been for the last The thought that a baby cannot live without its mother has turned me into a corpse!”

She cannot die.

There was a reason why she couldn't die.

There is only one reason, a reason that no woman can but accept.

For this reason, she couldn't help but bear Ritsukagawa's touch, his embrace, and his mouth full of alcohol smell rubbing against her face.

Compared to that kind of pain, being surrounded by cats is nothing.

Luo Feng shrugged and said: "Behind any kind of great glory, there are many unknown pains and hardships hidden. I have told you that practicing martial arts is more difficult. I also know that there are people who practice martial arts in a stone chamber. Being blown by the strong wind that can crack gold and gravel! That martial art is called "Wind Pillar Kung Fu", and it is known as the two martial arts skills together with "Cat Claw Kung Fu". The cat's claws that can only scratch the skin are compared with the Nine Heavens Gang Feng. What does it matter?"

After casually answering this sentence, Luo Feng turned on the display screen, opened the experiment record page, and asked Xiaodie: "When you were most desperate, have you ever thought that if you were also a cat, you wouldn't have to worry about being attacked by cats?"

Xiaodie said coldly: "I never thought that cats would attack cats desperately. I have seen cats that were besieged by other wild cats because they were fighting for territory. That cat was torn into pieces by a group of wild cats!"

Luo Feng wrote in the experimental record: "The thinking mode of characters in the plot world that is close to reality has an important negative impact on the skills of comprehending certain fantasy and comedy worlds."

Xiaodie laughed miserably. She wasn't scratched by a few cat claws. Because she was wearing revealing clothes, her delicate skin was almost exposed. Now she doesn't have an inch of skin on her body, and her face is covered with bloody wounds. Her fair skin is His body and good looks were completely ruined. Even if he recovered from his injuries, he would still be an ugly monster covered in scars.

Xiaodie shed tears, and the tears flowed down her scarred cheeks mixed with blood, turning into tears of blood. She said word by word: "Lu Renjia, I have no enmity with you, why do you keep saying this again and again?" Are you trying to trick me? If you turn me into this, what’s the point of my life? If you want our mother and son to live, please give us a break and stop torturing people like this!"

Luo Feng's face darkened and he said coldly: "Oh? Are you afraid that you will get scars and become ugly? What's wrong with becoming ugly? Lu Xiangchuan will feel sick when he sees you. Wouldn't he stop occupying you? You can Enjoy a peaceful life with your son."

Xiaodie was stunned. She really didn't expect this. If she turned into an ugly monster, would Lu Xiangchuan still come to torture her? I'm afraid I'll never want to see her again.

Butterflies are beautiful, so they are always hurt by others, and even collected as specimens. But what about the caterpillar before the butterfly turns into a cocoon? Who would catch a poisonous caterpillar to play with and admire? They would just stay as far away from the caterpillar as possible.

Beauty is so fragile and alluring. In the cruel world of the jungle, ugliness is also a protective color.

But... but... she always felt that this was not the ending she wanted. She could not accept that she would live with an ugly face.

Xiaodie was caught in the battle between heaven and man, and fell to her knees in a daze.

Luo Feng's eyes sharpened, and he continued in a cold voice: "As the saying goes, a child never thinks his mother is ugly. Even if you become an ugly creature with chicken skin and black hair, you are still the most beautiful mother in the baby's heart. Without Lu Xiangchuan, the baby's life is safe. For protection. Isn't this the best way? You used scissors to destroy your appearance. The freedom you dreamed of and the life of your son can be preserved. Since you can't make this choice, I will do it for you. , what do you have to complain about?"

Xiaodie shook her head blankly, she fell into confusion, Lu Renjia's words were like a knife piercing her heart.

Yes, if she had ruined her beautiful face that brought disaster after being humiliated and became an ugly monster, she would not have been bullied anymore, but she couldn't make that choice, and no beautiful woman would make that choice. .

"No..." Xiaodie murmured with tears of blood: "It shouldn't be like this. Beauty is not a crime, so you shouldn't be punished like this."

Luo Feng sneered and came closer, examining her scar-covered face and said, "You felt desperate in the cave? Do you feel very painful now that you are disfigured?"

Xiaodie looked at him as if she were looking at a ferocious devil, her eyes full of fear, and she nodded subconsciously.

Luo Feng said coldly: "Young Master Hua was also in despair when he was beaten by Lu Xiangchuan. He also felt very painful after his handsome face was smashed. If I hadn't saved him, he would have turned into a corpse with twisted limbs. Meat, compared to him, you are already very good, aren't you?"

Xiaodie was shrouded in fear. She only felt that the self-proclaimed immortal Lu Renjia in front of her was not an immortal at all, but a ghost from hell who was taking out the book of life and death to settle his sins.

Luo Feng continued: "You clearly know that Lü Xiangchuan will not let go of any man who tries to get close to you, so why do you want to date that playboy? You made that playboy so dizzy that he was like an insect caught in a spider's web. You couldn't break free no matter what, and were beaten half to death by Ritsukagawa in the end? Are you a butterfly or a black widow spider?"

Xiaodie lowered her head and whispered: "I don't know... I don't know why I asked him on an appointment..."

Luo Feng sneered: "If I never showed up, and you went to the appointment and saw the playboy's body, and saw a man who loved you madly died because of you, would you die for him?"

Xiaodie didn't dare to raise her head or answer this question.

Luo Feng did not intend to let her go: "How long will you be sad for him? A year? A month? A day? Or an hour!"

Xiaodie trembled, and she also did not dare to answer this question.

"hehe."

Luo Feng chuckled and said: "Because you have been hurt by a man, you rely on your beauty and elusive woman's character to harm another innocent man. See the man fight for you, get beaten for you, and fight for you." Are you happy to die? Anyway, you are not too sad! Does the playboy have any grudges against you? Now that you have turned him into a disfigured ugly monster, do you feel any guilt in your heart? "

Xiaodie Nuonuo couldn't speak.

Luo Feng said sternly: "Do you think that I, 'Liao Kong Zhenren' Lu Renjia, as an immortal, will teach you the ultimate martial arts, so that you can trample all the men in the world under your feet with my superb martial arts, and then use your beauty and scheming to do whatever you want?" Playing with them and making you become the number one witch in the martial arts world who is famous for killing and retaliating against men? Wouldn't you think about it the other way around, would I teach Ritsu Kagawa's superb martial arts so that he has the ability to kill more women like you? In this book In the eyes of immortals, what’s the difference between you and Lü Xiangchuan?”

This is the truth of heaven and retribution!

Xiaodie remembered the origin of the allusion of "dog legs" in which Jigong Living Buddha used magic to exchange dog legs for rich people's lackeys. What Lu Renjia, who used the pseudonym "Luxury Immortal", did was not just like Jigong, who made his face full of tears after teasing him. The scars from the cat's claws became "cat claws".

Isn't his self-proclaimed "lecherous immortal" the opposite of "Liao Kong Zhenren"?

The immortal was obviously sarcastic about his inability to distinguish between emptiness and color, and was obsessed by the color. After the skin was hurt, he felt sorry for himself and had other thoughts, and instead used the skin to harm other innocent teenagers.

He had also said long ago: "Ordinary people have no distinction between emptiness and color..." In fact, he had already revealed his identity, but he was obsessed with it. He came all the way to get the ultimate martial arts, hoping to learn the martial arts and gain "freedom".

Based on his previous "not caring about anything but getting drunk" mentality, once he acquires the ultimate martial arts, the so-called "freedom" he pursues may cause more men like playboys to suffer.

Although he had seen all kinds of strange things, and the immortals also warned him everywhere, he still failed to wake up, and finally fell into a trap and swallowed the bitter pill of disfigurement.

Xiaodie felt filled with regret, but she also realized that this lustful immortal had seen through the darkness hidden in her heart, just like Jigong Living Buddha playing tricks on ordinary sinners, and taught herself a lesson that she would never forget.

The immortal left a glimmer of hope, but he did not take his own life, letting her live with her son as an ugly mother. This should have been the final destination of a normal woman.

When a woman becomes a mother, her colorful clothes will be pressed to the bottom of the box, and wrinkles like cat scratches will creep up on her once beautiful and beautiful face, eventually turning her into an ugly monster, and all dreams of pregnant women will disappear. For the selfless and endless love for children.

Xiaodie felt as if she had realized something.

"Xiaodie, do you know you are wrong!"

Looking up again, Lu Renjia, who shouted like thunder, exuded an astonishing aura, and endless pressure enveloped the surrounding areas. It was really like the majesty of heaven and the arrival of the true god.

This shout of inquiry was like an enlightenment. Xiaodie trembled and kowtowed respectfully: "Immortal above, Xiaodie has realized her mistake. From now on, Xiaodie will live in the world with this ugly appearance. Xiaodie will cultivate her moral character and raise her children at home with peace of mind." , I don’t dare to hang around in the entertainment industry anymore and harm others and myself.”

"Hahahahaha..."

The immortal smiled loudly while stroking his non-existent long beard.

When he had laughed enough, he conjured a scroll made of unknown leather, unfolded the scroll, and a green light shone on Xiaodie's scarred body. Xiaodie felt extremely warm in the light, and the pain disappeared.

After the light dissipated, she was surprised to find that her skin was as smooth and tender as water again, and her delicate appearance was completely restored!

The immortal took out another card. On the card was a girl with braids. The girl's posture and expression looked like a big raccoon cat transformed into a human being.

The card flashed with white light and disappeared. Xiaodie felt a surge of power in her body, and a message appeared out of thin air in her mind: "The skill card 'Cat Fist' has been used, and the 'Cat Fist' skill has been obtained. "

She stared blankly at the majestic immortal in front of her, marveling at the magic the immortal performed.

The corner of Luo Feng's mouth raised, dissipating the pressure of the spiritual aura of the Great Master of the "Datang World", and put away the "Advanced Healing Technique" scroll that had become a blank slate after use.

He smiled at the dumbfounded Xiaodie and said: "I am a very reasonable fairy. If I say I want to enlighten you, I will enlighten you. My dear disciple, you have just passed the test and entered my door. Why don't you formally worship me soon?" Have you ever been a teacher?"