Lord God Investigator

On a full moon night, on the top of the Forbidden City, bats come from the west and cats fly from the sky.

A big secret that has troubled people in the world for a long time has been revealed. It turns out that Batman and Catwoman are not a couple, they have never met each other.

On August 15th, Catwoman once again sneaked into the palace to steal the emperor's imperial seal!

She was so bold that she left a note on the imperial desk in the imperial study room in advance, just like Chu Liuxiang, the handsome thief, saying that she would come and get it on a full moon night, and the whole world was in an uproar.

Catwoman stole the imperial seal, but it was to punish the emperor's three thousand beauties in the harem. He also made demands for girls from ordinary families. In order to ban women from marriage for three years in the folk talent show, the girls from ordinary families were in panic all day long and wanted to stay with their sweethearts. And not available.

Since the emperor wanted to take away the happiness of a common girl's life, she came to take away the emperor's symbol of power!

This daring act attracted another top master in the world - Batman!

Batman hates evil and specializes in catching thieves. Since Catwoman, a thief, has stolen the emperor's head, it is his duty to steal the imperial seal to cause unrest in the world and shake the foundation of the dynasty.

The moon hung in the sky, and on the glazed tiles of the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the Forbidden City, Batman stopped Catwoman, who had already succeeded, and stood with her on the east and west eaves of the hall, confronting her from a distance.

Meng Xinghun used the moonlight to look at the big black cat-like female snitch opposite him. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the strange snitch felt so familiar to him, but the person he was familiar with was not as flamboyant and unruly as the female snitch.

As everyone knows, cats have many faces.

When it is docile, it is as soft as a ball of cotton and can be caressed. It likes to rub its head against you, lick you with its wet and rough tongue, circle around you, and lie on your lap to take a nap.

When it's wild, it opens its big bright eyes, unleashes murderous intent, the fur on its back stands up, and it makes a squealing cry like a little tiger. No matter how nice you are to it, one paw can make you cry in pain.

Meng Xinghun lowered his voice and said, "Stealing is evil. Put down the imperial seal and you can leave."

Catwoman smiled sweetly and said, "What about stealing things from bad people and giving them to good people?"

Meng Xinghun was stunned by her question, but he quickly clarified his thoughts and replied: "You are not qualified to distribute the world's wealth."

Catwoman smiled: "Aren't you also not qualified to catch evil people?"

Meng Xinghun said: "I do, because I am Batman!"

Catwoman smiled even more happily and said: "Men are so self-righteous. I also have the qualifications to distribute the world's wealth. And this qualification is not like your self-appointment. It is based on the decree of the immortal. The emperor has the qualifications to be an emperor according to his destiny. , I am qualified to steal his things, this is called Fengtian theft."

Meng Xinghun thought Catwoman's remarks were ridiculous, but what puzzled him was that his lie detector did not chirp.

Are there really gods in this world? Did the gods really issue decrees asking people to steal things?

Meng Xinghun suppressed the doubts in his heart and continued: "Did you know that the emperor was so worried that he fell ill after receiving the note you left? If you stole the imperial seal, the emperor would be bedridden for a long time, the prince would be young, and the vassals would With such thoughts, the world will be in turmoil and the people will suffer!"

Catwoman spread her hands and said with an indifferent attitude: "What does this have to do with me? I stole mine, and he got sick from his. Don't you blame the useless good-for-nothing men every time when the world is in chaos and people are struggling to survive? Instead, Do you always want to make up a beauty disaster that brings disaster to the world and make women the scapegoats?"

Meng Xinghun said angrily: "I can't care whether the emperor is a waste or not, but because you have caused chaos in the world and the people are suffering, I can't just sit idly by and ignore it! How can you put down the jade seal passed down to the country?"

Catwoman said solemnly: "Tell that perverted emperor to do something serious and stop playing with women all day long. It is enough to send the three thousand beauties in the harem home to remarry others, leaving one queen and two concubines to carry on his family line. Historically, It’s not like the emperors are like this. Otherwise, next time, instead of taking his imperial seal, I will take his dog whip and ask him to dismiss all the eunuchs in the palace and serve him by himself!"

Meng Xinghun knew that the talks could not reach an agreement. Although he also resented the emperor and wanted to ask the emperor to be diligent in government affairs and clarify the world, he was a knight. A knight could not control the court. Who should do this? It can only be done if the great scholar comes forward to advise, not if a knight threatens with a sword.

Otherwise, if word spread that the emperor was threatened by martial arts masters and compromised, without his death, the princes below would rise up in rebellion together - for such a cowardly and incompetent emperor, who else could he rebel against?

Batman represents order and he wants to maintain order, even if it is not satisfactory.

Meng Xinghun stopped talking and used the power of the small universe, and the phantom of the universe appeared behind him.

Catwoman also remained silent, holding her hands in paws in front of her chest.

Outside the Forbidden City, countless martial arts people who heard the news gathered around the palace walls. Some of those with relatively low reputations and martial arts skills were stopped by the palace guards. A few martial arts giants ignored the dissuasion of the imperial guards and wanted to force their way into the palace to see the world today. The ultimate showdown between a man and a woman with the highest martial arts skills.

Long Shiqi is the chief guard of the imperial palace. He is also a martial arts man. He cleared his identity and became a court dog hawk many years ago, but he still has a good understanding of the rules of the world and the status of people in the world.

The people of this world, especially the powerful people in the world, did not dare to offend the imperial court, so they had to adapt and let some martial arts tycoons who knew the basics and had close relations with the court come to witness this peak decisive battle.

Looking at the two people facing each other on the top of the Hall of Supreme Harmony illuminated by the moonlight, Long Shiqi felt a sense of powerlessness.

A hundred years ago, two of the world's best swordsmen had a duel at the top of the Forbidden City.

Long Shiqi would rather have been Long Jiu, the chief guard of the royal guards at that time. At that time, he could at least mobilize the royal guards to surround and kill two top swordsmen, at least he would not be as flustered and at a loss as he is now.

No matter how superb a swordsman's swordsmanship is, he will still be surrounded by heavily armored cavalry and he will kill one person with one sword. He can kill hundreds of people even if he doesn't kill them with a soft sword.

Batman and Catwoman are both masters who are not afraid of being surrounded by the army.

Batman can punch a hundred meteors with one punch, and each meteor can knock down someone. As long as his blood is hot, his hands are hot, and his heart is hot, he can punch continuously with energy.

Once upon a time, a famous sect from the Central Plains sent out martial arts posts to summon thousands of martial arts masters to hold a bat-killing conference. Batman was besieged by thousands of people, who surrounded him on the top of Mount Tai, with no way to the sky and no way to the earth.

After a hard fight, his bat armor was beaten to pieces, and his naked body suffered countless wounds, but he was not discouraged and never gave up. He swung his fist faster and faster, and his courage became stronger as he fought, and finally defeated that one. More than a thousand masters were knocked to the ground.

After this battle, Batman was also injured and on the verge of death. However, after recovering from his injuries, his martial arts improved further. Originally, he could hit a hundred meteors with one punch. After his martial arts improved, he could hit hundreds of meteors with one punch, and his strength increased. More than several times, no one dared to attack him this time.

Fierce as fire, unyielding in perseverance, powerful as punches, braver as he gets frustrated, and stronger as he fights, this is Batman!

Catwoman was also trapped by the government and wealthy businessmen, and mobilized thousands of cavalry and nearly ten thousand archers and gunmen to besiege and kill her. Her cat claws were swung like the wind, and water could not be splashed, and guns could not be hit. After deploying his body skills, the galloping horse could not catch up, leaving only fragments of bow and arrow projectiles on the ground, and he calmly escaped without a trace in the encirclement of the cavalry.

Agile as a cat, not afraid of bows and arrows, as fast as lightning, able to come and go when she wants, this is Catwoman!

But he didn't know what kind of brilliant sparks these two people who were the best in the world could create when they collided on the top of the Forbidden City.