Marvel: Fusion

Chaos, distortion, brilliance, chaos, fusion, monsters...

If tomorrow is Saturday sixteenth, Cthulhu will come to the world...

The demon from ancient times opened his bloody mouth, spit out God and fought with dinosaurs...

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride a giant toad, and Snow White and Gargamel laugh and laugh...

Poor people use money to commit crimes, and rich people use money as a hobby...

The Faceless One not only eats the dead, but also eats half of the father...

Everyone takes off from the furnace, kisses each other in the air, with corrosive lips, and drops a skeleton...

The dead heads hang on the desks of the kindergarten, and the last teacher, he also got AIDS...

"what……"

A scream came out of his mouth, and a man who seemed to be in his thirties woke up from the bed. Just now his mind was in chaos, and various bizarre scenes appeared one after another, almost making people lost and collapsed.

The room was dark, and Chen Xing lay motionless on the bed like this. The scenes in his dream just kept appearing. In the midst of the extreme chaos, an old man with an explosive head and big eyes suddenly appeared and punched him awake.

If it wasn't for this punch, Chen Xing doubted that he would be lost in it forever, because this dream was too real, too real to be fake.

Feeling parched, Chen Xing reached out to the bedside table, trying to turn on the desk lamp, but after touching it, he found that there was no desk lamp at all, let alone a desk lamp, not even a bedside table.

Before he could figure out what was going on, his brain hurt again, and Chen Xing passed out directly.

In his consciousness, Chen Xing was floating in the universe, and the old man with the afro who punched him just now reappeared, his eyes were blurred, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and he still held a bottle of whiskey in his hand.

After the two looked at each other for a while, the old man suddenly turned into a ray of light and penetrated into Chen Xing's brain. At this moment, it was like a big bang.

Even though he had passed out, Chen Xing still felt a splitting headache. Countless memories flooded in. The neurons in his brain began to be activated at a high frequency. The originally closed brain nerves began to connect one by one, and his brain entered a state of rapid development.

Three days later, Chen Xing came down from the bed tremblingly, his stomach was thundering like thunder, he was hungry, he only felt very hungry, but his consciousness was very clear, no matter what he looked at, he was very clear.

This kind of clarity is not due to the improvement of eyesight, but because he can understand the fundamentals of things, including principles, trajectories, structures, etc., and he can feel that the speed of his brain has increased rapidly. If he used to be in a wheelchair, now Just drive a Ferrari.

And what brought him all this was the old man with the explosive head. Although the old man is a bit like Einstein, he is not Einstein. "Grandpa Rick in ", and the Rick of the C137 universe.

"Rick and Morty" is a beautiful manga with a multi-universe world view, that is to say, each universe has a grandpa Rick, their fates are different and their IQs are different, and only Rick in the C137 universe is the strongest. The smartest man in the universe.

His IQ is unmatched, inventing and creating all kinds of black technology is as simple as eating and drinking water, such as invisibility belts, life archive remote controls, neutrino bombs and other things you can think of, you can even use science Analyze magic to create magic items.

But compared to his grandfather's genius, he is cynical, arrogant and rebellious, and few people can be seen by him. He overturned the Galactic Federation by himself, beat the World Destroyer Demon King in a drunken state, and even had a fight with Zeus because of a woman. Although this fight did not win, it also caused Zeus to bleed a lot .

Now, Chen Xing merged with Grandpa Rick and got everything from him.

Looking at this extremely strange home, he finally understood that he had time-traveled, and everything he had experienced in the past three days was the sequelae of time-traveling.

He touched his pocket and took out his driver's license, only to see Jude Herbert written on it, a name that wasn't too ugly. Of course, in addition to the driver's license, the host also left some money for him. After counting, it was enough A "huge sum" of $57, and according to memory, he still owes $3,000 to the local gang.

I opened the refrigerator door to find something to eat, but found that apart from Coke and beer, there was not even a little food that could fill my stomach.

"FUCK! I must never be the first time traveler to starve to death."

Clutching his stomach, he walked slowly out step by step, opened the old door, pressed the elevator of the last century, and Jude walked out of the old apartment slowly.

According to Yuan Body's memory, there was a Mexican restaurant tens of meters away from the apartment, where the pancakes and kebabs were delicious and cheap.

Staggering into the restaurant, the boss was a big fat man weighing two hundred catties. When he saw him, he said, "Herbert, you haven't shown up for three days. Have you found a way to make a fortune?"

Jude found a place where no one was around and sat down: "Come on, Serres, there's no such thing as making a living. I just suddenly felt confused and lay in bed for three days."

"You know, three days, that's three full days, dizziness, hunger, I thought I'd figure something out, but Mare Faker, there's nothing, so now I need kebabs and chicken rice, right now !"

Soon, the proprietress Anna came over with a plate, put the food down and stared at Jude for a few seconds, with surprise in her eyes: "Herbert, are you crazy about drugs? Why are you acting like a ghost!"

Jude spread his hands and said: "Okay, okay, I understand, doesn't it just look ten years older? There is no need to be so surprised?"

When Jude just checked his driver's license, he discovered that his legal age was only 21 years old, but if he looked in the mirror, some people would believe that he was 40 years old. After all, you can't expect a man with gray temples to be young.

Jude is very clear that this is the aftereffect of merging with Grandpa Rick. After all, Rick is 80 years old, and the average age of the two is 50 years old. It seems that he is less than 40, and he has already made money.

Anna frowned and left, while Jude began to devour the food, like a starving ghost reincarnated. In just five minutes, a large plate of chicken rice and three barbecue rolls had been stuffed into his stomach, and Jude felt better. At that point, he slumped on the chair and began to close his eyes to meditate, listening to the sound on the TV.

"Now I'm broadcasting for you, the latest news from the Metropolis. The metal man escaped from prison last night, and the police are fully pursuing him."

"A downed fighter plane was found deep in the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. It is believed to be a military fighter plane during World War II, and a frozen man suspected of being Captain America was found in the fighter plane."

"Midtown News, the rogue gang ransacked seven gold stores and two banks in a row. The initial estimated loss was 400 million US dollars. The Midtown police called the Flash."

"Stark Industries announced that they have made a breakthrough in the field of new energy."

"Mutants attack North Carolina military base for unknown purpose."

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"what the hell!"