Marvel: Fusion

"So, you are my employer?"

When he came to the office, Deadpool sat down in front of Jude, with his legs stretched out on the table, his hands behind his head, and he looked back, and asked, looking like he deserved a beating.

"Wade Wilson, code-named Deadpool, a well-known figure in the mercenary world, very well, I have been looking for you for a long time, and today I finally meet."

"Hoho... so famous, I never thought that my uncle is already famous all over the world. It seems that the guys who wrote the pen have expanded my popularity."

As he said that, he looked aside, exaggeratedly made his hands into a trumpet shape and shouted: "Thank you, I will be a guest some other day, the kind without a knife."

Seeing Deadpool's strange behavior, Jude's eyes lit up. This style and feeling clearly broke the fourth wall. Deadpool in this world really has this ability.

He pretended to be suspicious and asked, "Wade, who are you talking to?"

Deadpool shrugged his shoulders: "I don't know, it may be a certain cartoonist, or a certain screenwriter, or a certain online writer, especially the third party. In recent years, I have often appeared in them. In their stories, and in theirs, I'm getting meaner and meaner."

"Ju...Ju what's going on? Jude Law, Jude Kao, Jude Sack, anyway, you just need to understand, this is just a virtual world, and we are just characters under the writers."

"You guy may be the new plot they arranged for Uncle Deadpool. They always stuff me with some weird things, and it's very popular recently ZZ is correct. I thought they would put a black man in me."

"And then it's better to have that black guy fuck my ass hard, and of course if the black guy is also a transgender, it will be more perfect."

"If I'm a fat woman, ugly, gay, depressed, minority, unmarried, liberal, and HIV-positive, that's really invulnerable, right?" Joe De said with a smile.

"Hey! Come and give me a high five, brother, I feel the resonance from the soul."

After finishing speaking, he looked up at the sky and shouted: "You guys have finally sent Uncle Deadpool a reliable partner, remember to keep it, and, I don't like the dull guy like Ganglishi, send him away. "

Then he whispered again: "Black Panther is such a bad movie."

Of course Jude didn't high-five Deadpool, because he could see clearly that this guy touched his ass five times on the way to the office, and he even picked his ass when he was talking just now.

"Okay, Wade, put away your special ability first. I heard that you are willing to do anything for money. It just so happens that we can negotiate a deal, which is your task."

Deadpool stood up suddenly, raised his hands high and shouted: "Great, that's why I came here. That's a task worth 10 million dollars. I haven't received it yet. Tell me quickly."

"I can't wait to stand on the Statue of Liberty and throw money, and then look at the people picking up money below and shout: This is freedom, America freedom!"

After going crazy, Deadpool lay down on the table like a stinky salted fish, raised his buttocks, and at the same time raised his head to stare at Jude, and moved towards him inch by inch.

Jude patted his forehead speechlessly, this little bitch, in just a few minutes, let people see the power of his words.

To be honest, if there is such a chattering guy around you every day, Tang Seng will not be able to bear it.

"Wade, this task is very simple for you. How about staying in my research institute for a few days, being researched by the way, and then 10 million US dollars will be credited to your account immediately? Isn't it very easy?"

Deadpool's body, which was wriggling like a maggot, suddenly paused: "May I ask, what do you mean by being studied? Studying my anorectum or my dick?"

"No need,

At most, you can draw a tube of blood, or cut a few slices of meat. It will definitely not hurt your life. You have a very strong self-healing ability, don't you? "

"Think about Wade, all you have to pay is a few days of boring time and a little bit of flesh and blood, and what you can get back is 10 million US dollars. 99% of people will agree to this kind of deal, because it's so good."

Deadpool propped his chin with one hand and grabbed his butt with the other, as if he was really thinking about it.

Jude slowly clenched his right arm. If Deadpool disagreed, he could only use coercive measures. Anyway, as long as he walked into this office, the result would be doomed.

"Well... I agree, my uncle agrees!"

Jude's arm instantly eased, and he opened his mouth and said with a smile: "Smart choice, the time is tentatively set as one week, and after one week, I will pay you an extra one million dollars for every extra day."

Hearing this, Deadpool suddenly flipped and knelt down on his knees, and then knelt down in front of Jude step by step.

Just as Jude was wondering what he wanted to do, the guy suddenly opened his arms and hugged his thigh, with a cry in his voice.

"Boss, I have been looking for a bold person like you all my life. Please support me. I am willing to sell myself to you. If you don't think it is enough, my cousin can also sell it to you."

"My ass is always there for you, as long as you need it, I promise, if it's not enough, you can add the ass of my cousin, Colossus, Bullet, or whoever, like Ryan Raynor Z, Brad Pitt or something."

Hearing his disgusting cry, and seeing Deadpool trying to untie his pants, Jude swung out his relaxed right arm.

boom!

A human figure was blasted out of the office wall, and Deadpool stood up from the debris shaking his head.

"Isn't my proposal bad? My sugar daddy!"

As he spoke, the middle fingers of his hands kept moving back and forth, and he assumed a fencing posture.

Even though Jude was a bit unscrupulous, he was defeated by Deadpool at the moment. This guy is simply a representative of Huang Hao. To him, morality is for sale.

"Shut your mouth! Come with me."

Jude opened the office door and went out, and Xiao Jianjian followed behind.

"Look at my baby, do you look like a little rabbit? It's the kind that lays on the bed and sticks out its butt. I'm willing to give you the position of attack."

"Or we can call my cousin and have a threesome, wow... It's exciting to think about it, and we can work together to perform a 19-ban blockbuster."

Jude didn't bother to talk to him, and asked casually: "The cousin you mentioned repeatedly, it seems that he is very important to you."

"Of course, he was the one who brought me into the mercenary world, and my cousin is also a very famous person in the mercenary world. You must have heard of his code name, and that is Death Knell."