Marvel Starts with Asking Questions About Iron Man

"Wow, American buttocks?"

Black Widow laughed out loud, "Barton, remember I told you that few people can compare to me, but the captain can? Captain... Can you share with us how you keep your figure? ?"

Following Black Widow's words, everyone at the scene couldn't help but glance up and down at Captain America's figure.

In the past, everyone might not have noticed it, but now that Black Widow pointed it out, everyone really felt that Captain America's figure was really good.

Some places are bigger than women, and some places are taller than women.

If the US team goes to participate in some bodybuilding competition, it may be a bit exaggerated to win the championship, but it should get a very good ranking.

"This figure is comparable to Thor." Loki also nodded and said.

In terms of stature, this guy who can pick up Thor's hammer has a very similar style to Thor.

This made Loki even have an illusion for a time. Only two muscular men picked up the hammer. Is the hammer actually good for this?

That's why he can't even hold a hammer?

"America's buttocks? This is too exaggerated."

Tony Stark curled his lips in disapproval, "Am I the only one who thinks that Captain Rogers' uniform looks like a circus clown?"

"Stark, are you jealous?" Black Widow couldn't help laughing.

"Jealous?" Tony Stark looked disdainful. "That's because I don't want to exercise! Because those muscles don't fit a playboy millionaire like me! This is the perfect playboy figure!"

"Okay everyone, let's talk about my body here." Captain America was still so dull and boring, and immediately interrupted everyone's discussion, "Let's focus on answering the questions."

Everyone at the scene temporarily calmed down and put their eyes back on the big screen.

"'American buttocks' doesn't sound like what the two sides said after the battle." Hawkeye Barton spoke first, "I can only think of two possibilities to say this after defeating the captain."

"Or, the person who defeated the captain has a problem with his brain and is a pervert. Otherwise, why would he pay attention to other people's buttocks after the battle..."

Having said that,

Barton couldn't help but glanced at Loki beside him, and the others also looked at Loki.

In everyone's eyes, Loki definitely fits the label of pervert very well. This is a poor baby whose heart is distorted because of a long-term lack of love.

Who would start a war against another unrelated world for lack of love, if not a lunatic?

"Wait a minute, what are you doing looking at me?" Loki was immediately unhappy, shaking his head again and again, "You don't think of me as a pervert, do you?"

"Mr. Loki, in my eyes, war criminals are paranoid perverts." Nick Fury said to Loki with a stern face, "They definitely have mental problems, and people with mental problems can do it. I'm not surprised by any crazy things."

Nick Fury is absolutely qualified to say that.

He went from being a rookie at S.H.I.E.L.D. to the position of director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and he didn't know how many terrorists, war criminals, extremely dangerous murderous perverts, etc. he had dealt with.

What he said to Loki was really Nick Fury's experience.

"It's not just Loki, Thanos, Ultron, they're all perverts." Black Widow nodded in agreement.

Thanos led the alien army to invade the earth, and even more than once. At present, the mastermind behind many earth invasion wars is suspected to be Thanos.

It may even kill billions of people in the future, a proper metamorphosis!

If it wasn't perverted, who would kill so many people?

Although Ultron is a robot, it cannot be regarded as an ordinary robot.

Judging from the various clues currently available, this guy's IQ is not inferior to that of a human being, and he can be treated as a human being.

A human with a body of steel.

Therefore, the word "metamorphosis" used to describe and describe human beings is also appropriate for Ultron.

This guy wants to destroy human beings and destroy the earth, which is also a proper metamorphosis.

"Yes, we have three options for this question, all of which are perverted." Hawkeye Barton nodded solemnly, "After defeating their opponents, they do not enjoy the joy of victory, but stare at the opponent's buttocks and judge, typical perverted behavior.”

"So what we need to do next is to screen out the one who best meets the requirements among these three perverts."

"Captain America with option C, we should be able to rule it out, right, it is impossible for a person to defeat himself unless he has a split personality."

Hawkeye Barton summed it up with a look of course, but here he couldn't help but look at the big screen twice, always feeling a little weird.

The other options are pretty normal, but what the hell is option C?

Even if you use your thighs to analyze this option, it can be ruled out, it's just to make up the number.

Not only Hawkeye Barton, but other people at the scene actually felt the same way.

After all, option C is among all the options in the question, as if a guy in a sports suit suddenly walked in during a serious business meeting.

It seems so out of place, it's hard not to notice it.

"Wait a minute." Black Widow also interrupted Hawkeye Patton at this time, "Why is there Captain America in this question option? Isn't this a bit strange?"

"I mean, it's really impossible for a person to beat himself. This is obviously illogical. How can the answering system give such an option? Isn't this equal to giving points?"

"Yes, this option is a bit strange, and a bit too insulting to people's IQ." Tony Stark nodded solemnly, "Even as a distraction, it's too low-level."

It's like a high school graduation exam, everyone suddenly encountered a judgment question that one plus one equals three!

As long as it's not a person who is full of flying in his mind, it's impossible to choose the wrong one.

Such an option might seem odd.

"This is indeed not in line with the style of the answering system. The answering system has never set such an unstandardized or even absurd option." Nick Fury nodded and said with a stern face.

Black Widow and Captain America, two old people who have experienced many rounds of answering questions, also expressed their deep appreciation.

"Stark, you are the only one of us who participated in all the answers, what do you think?" Immediately afterwards, Nick Fury looked at Tony Stark with one eye and asked in a deep voice.

"I think there is only one answer." Tony Stark pondered for a while, then faced everyone with a stern face, and said his conclusion, "That is, what is in option C will really happen! Captain America, Will really fight with Captain America! And beat Captain America!"

"This is an interesting proposition, but the Tin Woodman, how can people fight with themselves? And beat themselves?" Loki shrugged aside.

"Although he's Loki... But, I think he's right this time, Stark, it's impossible for a person to do something to himself." Hawkeye Barton also said ponderingly.

Captain America, Black Widow, including Nick Fury, also frowned slightly, obviously still a little bit unable to digest this inference from Tony Stark.

"Nick Fury, remember we had a question that had an option that the captain committed crimes for Bucky Barnes."

Facing the doubtful eyes of everyone, Tony Stark continued to talk eloquently, "That option seems to be similar to this one, and both are the same absurd and impossible."

"Because in everyone's perception at the time, Bucky Barnes was dead, and Pierce couldn't arrest the captain because of his seventy-year criminal activities!"

"So I presume... Bucky Barnes isn't dead, that's how it all makes sense."

"The same is true for this option. According to my experience, this option is only reasonable if the captain really does it with the captain."

"But Stark..." Captain America wanted to ask some more questions, but he was interrupted by Tony Stark before he finished speaking.

"Don't be impatient, I know you will say that it is impossible for a person to do it with oneself, but I have to say that I am a little disappointed."

"After answering so many questions and seeing so many incredible things, you still think about things with old thinking."

"Everyone, it's time to spread your thinking!"

"We have determined the existence of parallel time and space, and Thor also told us what the six Infinity Stones are!"

"There's also crazy magic, cloning, and 3D printing the human body like Vision... So now you tell me, is it possible for people to do it themselves?"

Tony Stark's remarks gave everyone a great inspiration and opened everyone's minds at once.

"Stark is right." Black Widow nodded immediately, "If someone clones, or prints out the captain, or the captain goes to another parallel world, wouldn't there be two captains in that world? "

"Or the time gem." Hawkeye Barton also said on the side, "Although we don't know the time gem, since it is the time gem, it should be the shuttle time, right?"

"If the captain travels back to the past, then there are also two captains in that time and space."

"Children can be taught!" Tony Stark spread his hands, showing a very satisfied look, "This is what I want to express, no matter the reason, but Rogers vs. Rogers, it is very likely to happen in the future! "

"If that's the case, it just fits the other hypothesis I said." Hawkeye Barton thought of something and nodded immediately.

"I said before that I thought of two possibilities. One is that the captain's opponent is a pervert, and the other is that the captain's opponent is an acquaintance he knows!"

"That battle was not the life-and-death confrontation we imagined, but a kind of... friendly battle similar to sparring."

"So that sentence is pure ridicule."

"I think option C is just right for this situation. Although the two captains are not the same person, the possibility of them trying to kill each other shouldn't be high, right?"

Others also don't think two different Captain Americas will evolve into a life-or-death battle.

After all, Captain America's personal spiritual quality is obvious to all, and it is impossible for them to kill another person who is not a bad guy.

Not to mention, that person is still them.

"Then here comes the question." Loki began to find a sense of existence in front of everyone again, "Is the answer the madman pervert you are talking about, or is it Captain America himself? 'Captain America'? Is this his title? What a arrogance name."

"However, I must first state that I may be a pervert in your eyes, which I accept."

"But I will never judge the opponent's ass after defeating it, it can't be me!"

Loki's voice was an oath, and it was a righteous word. This was about the reputation of his God, Loki, and he had to make it clear to everyone.

But unfortunately, no one at the scene was willing to pay attention to Loki, and his silent accusation was ignored by everyone.

"Everyone, after Stark made it clear that option C was a possibility, I think this question became easier."

Nick Fury opened his mouth at this time, and he glanced at the big screen with one eye and said, "'That is indeed the American buttocks', pay attention, 'it is'! Whoever said this, it shows that he knew this before. Kind of a joke about Captain Rogers."

"That person must be an acquaintance of Captain Rogers!"

"Rocky and Thanos, both of them are aliens, and they are not on Earth. They can be ruled out first. The possibility that they have heard this kind of ridicule is too small."

"As for Ultron, it is very likely that he was created by Stark, and later turned against Stark. I think he and Captain Rogers became friends and became familiar, and the possibility of hearing this kind of ridicule is unlikely. Big."

"Even if there is, it is definitely not as likely as Captain Rogers~ No one knows himself better than Captain Rogers!"

Nick Fury's words made everyone at the scene nod secretly.

As Nick Fury said, after solving the problem of option C, this question is actually quite simple and not difficult.

The difficulty lies in option C. Can everyone break the inherent thinking and accept what seems impossible under the usual thinking.

Once accepted, the answer to this question will come out.

"I choose C, Captain America Steve Rogers!"

Everyone at the scene took turns to answer a round of questions. A new round of rotation began. Everyone briefly discussed it. The second round of questions was started by Hawkeye Barton.

He didn't have any nonsense, he directly faced the big screen and gave his answer.

【correct answer! 】

[Congratulations to the answerer Barton Clint for getting a bonus physical attribute enhancement card! 】

[The reward has been issued, please pay attention to check it! 】

As expected, the system immediately gave feedback and the answer was correct.

At the same time, a small, unremarkable card also appeared in Hawkeye Barton's hand.

There is no doubt that it is the physical attribute enhancement card.