Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Are you okay?" Isomatsu was speechless.

"Is everything okay? What's wrong with me?" Gui looked at Ikatsu and wondered, "I seemed to have accidentally fallen asleep just now. It's really rude, in a place like this. It seems that I still haven't practiced enough! So I have decided From now on, go to bed early and take a nap at noon every day! Form an excellent habit! Only in this way can you become a qualified general!"

"Have you lost your memory?!" Ikatsu complained, "You just said you were a ramen seeker who traveled across the country to practice ramen! Why did you become a general here?!"

"Amnesia?" With a sigh, Gui shook his head and continued, "Isamatsu-dono, you may have made some mistake. What I mean is that as a general who is an excellent ramen seeker, it is very important to maintain a good living habit. It’s necessary. It’s different from some people who hang out in places like Yoshiwara, which are so sensual and sensual! It’s different from some people who are hollowed out by places like Yoshiwara and like to go out in the middle of the night to eat and drink and like those inexplicable FPS games. are different!"

"Hey, what you said is a bit too specific! You are just referring to Sang and Huai!" Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Ah, do you think I'm talking about you?" Gui pretended to be surprised, "How could that be, hahahaha..."

"No matter how you look at it, you are all envious! What's going on! That sour tone?" Isamatsu complained.

…

"After a little exercise, I feel a little hungry again. Please cook some Chaos for me, please!" Jiang Cheng looked at the menu on the wall and said.

"Can your stomach really handle it?" Isomatsu said with a slight frown, "You don't look like a person who can eat that much."

"Don't underestimate people!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"But it's much better than someone else. He also knows how to order by looking at the menu instead of just ordering some dishes that are not on the menu." Jisong pointed out, then turned around and went to prepare the ingredients.

…

The door was opened again.

"Welcome~" Isamatsu turned his head and greeted the visitor with a smile.

"I thought you ran away somewhere..." Yue Yong took out several kunai with a dark face and threw them directly towards Jiang Cheng, hitting the back of Jiang Cheng's head with great accuracy, "How come you ran here?" Let’s have a leisurely meal in this place! The whole Baihua has been looking for you for a long time but still can’t find you! At least say hello when you go out! I thought you disappeared again!”

"Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from the back of his head, turned around and said with a smile, "I just came out to have a meal, don't mind it so much~ Do you want to eat some too? Miss Isomatsu's Chaos is very good Here~"

"I'm going to eat you up! Come back with me quickly!" Yue Yong scolded, "Every day I'm just causing trouble for others!"

"That's too much to say! What do you mean you only cause trouble for others! I just came out to have a meal! Who told you not to leave dinner for me! I'm very hungry after playing games all day, okay?" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Won't you go to the kitchen and take a look?! The food has been left for you, okay! Does it have to be delivered to your mouth?!"

"Then, next time, can you..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng used his unique trick: [Jiang Cheng's deliberate smile]! "Feed me~"

Skill introduction: Jiang Cheng's deliberate smile, lethality sss. Ninety-nine percent of those who don't understand Jiang Cheng will be captured by any woman who looks directly at Jiang Cheng!

But it is obvious that Yue Yong understands Jiang Cheng, and she is not one of the 99% women.

"Am I your Ocasan?!" Yue Yong roared angrily, "I'm still feeding you. Is the paranoia going too far?!"

"When you were away, I always lay on Miss Baihua's lap and played games while being fed~" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and said leisurely, like a wronged child.

"Those guys..." Yue Yong gritted her teeth and made a decision in her heart,

After returning home, we must rectify the bad atmosphere within Baihua, "That kind of thing will never happen again from now on! Have you become that kind of a homebody?! Baihua will not pamper you in the future!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong who were arguing, Gui Youyou sighed softly, "I didn't expect that the beasts in the past would become like this... You are too depraved! Jiang Cheng!" As he said that, Gui looked at Yue Yong, He said seriously,

"Well, Yue Yongden, can you let me take Jiang Cheng away to train you Yoshihara for a few days! I promise to turn him into a three-good young man from Edo who works tirelessly day and night! Also, look at your precise painstaking efforts. The non-throwing technique is just like in the comics! Are you interested in creating the dawn of Japan with me?"

"Farming is nothing! Why do I have to farm every night! What do you want me to learn?!" Jiang Cheng shouted angrily.

"Sorry, I still want to save this idiot's head before creating the dawn of Japan. And I won't bother you with training him. Yoshihara does what Yoshihara does." Yue Yong replied, and looked at Jiang Cheng again, " Come back with me quickly!"

"At least let me finish it! If you order food in a restaurant and don't finish it, it's disrespectful to the chef! Don't look at me like this, I still know this!" Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, his face full of laughter. pride.

"Isn't this the most basic common sense?! Why do you say this common sense like a famous quote?! Why do you look so proud? Is knowing that kind of common sense something that makes you feel very proud?!" Yue Yong went crazy complained.

But Jiang Cheng didn't hear it at all, instead he just threw himself into the chaos in front of him. Well, it smells so good.

Finally, Yue Yong sighed and sat down, waiting for Jiang Cheng to finish. She thought it would be over in a few minutes, but she didn't expect this guy to order thirty portions of Chaos! Yue Yong couldn't help but want to take out a few kunai and stab Jiang Cheng on the head.

Just when Jiang Cheng was immersed in eating Chaos, the door was opened again, but this time, three gangster-looking people came in.

Only this time, Ikatsu didn't say "Welcome".

"How cold. Your lovely brother is here to play~" the gangster at the head sat down and said in a very frivolous tone.

Seeing this, the other two gangsters also sat down and looked at Ji Song with evil smiles on their faces.

"What brother?" Isatsu said disdainfully, holding his hands, "After Daigo's death, I have nothing to do with you anymore."

"Don't be so cold~" the leader of the thug said, "I am worried about my sister-in-law who is left alone, so I come here to visit from time to time~ And this is also my brother's shop. After all, I should inherit it. It's your fault. I reluctantly agreed after begging you hard, so it’s natural for me to get some dividends~”

"You're asking for money again, you're too much..." Isamatsu turned around and yelled angrily, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Gui, who had somehow changed into a Western restaurant waiter's outfit.

"Welcome, guest, have you decided what to order?" Gui said, standing behind the three gangsters.

"Hey -" Ikatsu looked at Gui and said, "What are you doing so arrogantly? And this is not a Western restaurant!"

After seeing Gui, Isomatsu's brother-in-law said in surprise, "Hey, when did you start hiring people?"

"It's not a servant, it's Gui." Gui said calmly, "Have you decided? Then three portions of fried rice."

Gangster A: "Who said we want fried rice?"

Gangster B: "We're not here to eat, so get out of the way!"

Hearing this, Yue Yong on the side had already taken out a kunai and dealt with a few scum. Yue Yong had repeated this kind of work countless times. But the next moment Yue Yong's hand was firmly held down by Jiang Cheng.

"you……"

Jiang Cheng said nothing, just smiled. Yueyong understood and put the kunai away.

On the other side, Gui said again, "Then let's have one of our recommended set meals. How about set B?"

"I don't care whether you have plan B or SMS plan. Don't interrupt!" Isong's brother-in-law was a little impatient. "Isotong and I have important things to discuss!"

"Then Isatsudon, please serve three portions of fried rice." Gui stretched out three fingers and said to Isatsu.

"Why are you talking about fried rice again!!!"

…

Just when Isong turned around to prepare the fried rice, Jiang Cheng finally finished eating, then took out his wallet from his body, took out the money and put it on the counter.

"Put the money here~" With that said, Jiang Chengcheng was about to leave with Yue Yong.

"You don't need so much!" Ji Song glanced at the money Jiang Cheng put in, "I'll give you some change."

"No, it needs to be renovated over there anyway." Jiang Cheng pointed to the place that had just been hit by a rocket launcher. "The reason is also mine, so I should be the one to pay the compensation."

"You really got into trouble again!" Yue Yong was speechless.

"Thank you then." Isomatsu said and was about to get the money, but his brother-in-law took him one step ahead.

"This is barely enough..." Jisong's brother-in-law counted the money in his hand with a smirk on his face, and then he was about to put it into his arms.

"Let it go." Jiang Cheng said calmly.

"Does it have anything to do with you?!" Jisong's brother-in-law turned around and cursed.

"This is my meal money and compensation." Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "You were not the one who prepared Chaos and handed it to me~"

"You guy..."

"I'm only counting to three. If you don't let go, I'll really... kill you~" Jiang Cheng's words seemed to have magic power, echoing in the ears of Uncle Jisong. For a moment, Uncle Jisong felt It was like I was in a freezing hell.

"Private Marseille!" As he said this, Jisong's brother-in-law put the money back.

After watching Ji Song put away the money, Jiang Chengcai finally walked out of the store.

"Brother, what is that guy's background?" asked the gangster next to him.

"How do I know?!" Jisong's brother-in-law replied, with a very angry look on his face, "Those eyes and hair color look like a damned being! They are the ones we want to eradicate in the future! They are our enemies!"

…

"That guy is your friend, right? He's injured." Yue Yong casually reminded her on the way. When Yue Yong entered the store, she discovered the injury on Gui's leg.

"Ah, I know." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"You know that you just walked away like this? Isn't that guy a rebel? I saw police all over the street looking for him." Yue Yong added.

"That level of injury is insignificant to him." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Why are you stopping me from taking action against those three scumbags?" Yue Yong asked. "That kind of scumbag has no reason to exist at all."

"This is not Yoshihara, and..." Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue Yong in surprise and said slowly, "I always feel that there are some subtle similarities between the two people... Just leave it to him."

Looking at Yue Yong who was a little confused, Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Don't think about it, go back quickly. The game is still waiting for me!"

"Still want to play?!"