Maybe a Fake Gintama

Jiang Cheng stood on the top of the telephone pole and looked at the residence below. Suddenly there is a strange feeling... [telephone pole], [dark night], [infiltrate], [ninja]...

! ! ! He looks so much like a certain junior controller from the crew next door! It finally looked like a ninja game. Thinking of this, Jiang Chengcai curled his lips slightly.

In fact, Jiang Cheng has always felt that the current Takasugi is very suitable for the role of Uchiha Itachi. He is both middle school and artistic, has that cold attitude, and the most important thing is that he has an eye patch. Even if Takasugi goes to the crew next door to join Jiang Cheng Cheng didn't feel that there was any violation.

Think about that scene: Takasugi standing in front of Sasuke, [Hate me, my stupid Oudou. 】After saying that, he directly pulled off the gauze on his left eye and added the sentence "Tsukiyomi!" ] Or [Amatra dies]! There is absolutely no sense of dissonance at all!

"Hey, what are you thinking about again?" Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng speechlessly on the roof, "Hurry up, get ready to pose!"

"Ah, nothing..." Jiang Cheng woke up from his reverie and quickly replied, "I just think that telephone poles and ninjas really go well with each other..."

"It's a match! Do you think you are one against seven Uchiha?! Can you take a look at your old-fashioned sportswear first! Where does your sense of empathy come from?!" Gintoki yelled.

"No, it's not me," Jiang Cheng shook his head, his eyes burning, "Don't you think that person is very suitable for playing the role of One vs. Seven?"

"That person? Who is that?" Gintoki asked puzzledly, "Don't worry about so much, we are already here, we should end this ninja bar as soon as possible!"

After saying that, Gintoki was the first to jump up, flipped a somersault and then landed firmly, "Ninja Sentai [Six Ninja Tour]! Participate..."

Before he could finish speaking the word "join", Jiang Cheng jumped up and knocked Gintoki over, "[Six Ninjas] You're too old! Don't count me in! Try again!"

Kagura and others, who had already taken the lead in posing, could only remain still, waiting for Gintoki's next command.

"What are you so pretentious about! You ninja in sportswear!" Gintoki got up and cursed.

"Who are you calling a sportswear ninja! Do you think I wear this because I like sportswear?! This is no choice, Hun Dan!" Jiang Cheng said angrily.

"No, I've actually prepared it for you, with a forgiving look..." the little ape on the side answered.

"I won't wear it even to death!" Jiang Guo refused decisively, "I only like that color for wigs, and I can't accept it at all! And how can I wear clothes that smell like natto? !”

"Can you hurry up? I've been holding these two plates of curry without moving. To be honest, I'm a little tired." Gui turned around and said.

"Then let's do it again! A wonderful appearance by all the members!" Just after Gintoki finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already rushed down first. With this group of people, Jiang Cheng felt that his IQ was a little strained.

"Hey! Not all members have appeared yet, how can you sneak away!" Gintoki shouted behind Jiang Cheng.

"I don't need that kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng said disdainfully, "Isn't the mission to rescue the uncle in the puppet suit? Please solve it as soon as possible. This chapter has already been written to Chapter 6, okay? What else do you want? How long will it take?"

"It's not the uncle in the puppet suit, it's Elizabeth! Make no mistake, Jiang Cheng!" Gui replied, "Besides, it's only six chapters. If I were here, I could write at least more than two hundred chapters. I If every move was carefully described, it would take up at least one hundred and ninety-nine chapters and two thousand nine hundred and eighty-eight words!"

"Hey, can the five of us occupy twelve characters?!" Gintoki shouted, "Can't one person occupy three characters?!"

"[There are five other people beside Katsura Kotaro]! If you describe it like this, readers will know it clearly!" Katsura explained.

"Do you still need four characters out of twelve?!!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily.

"Can you guys calm down a little bit?" Xiao Yuan said unhappily.

"Let's follow up quickly! Otherwise we will be exposed sooner or later!"

"That's right, then let's skip the appearance part and start the mission directly!" Gintoki nodded and said.

"Are you kidding! What's the point of me holding up two plates of curry rice for a long time?!" Gui yelled unhappily.

"You're right Aru! What's the point of me squatting here for a long time? Isn't it too much to skip before the camera is even shown? Aru!" Kagura said unhappily at the same time.

"Stop arguing over such meaningless things, okay? Jiang Chengsang has disappeared a long time ago, okay!" Xin Baji reminded.

"By the way, does he know our plan?" Xiao Yuan weakly raised his hand and asked.

The other four people turned their heads away at the same time, looking at the sky and the earth but not at the little ape.

But it only lasted a few seconds, and then Gintoki took the lead and rushed forward, "It's not good! That guy doesn't play according to the routine at all! If he is allowed to mess around, let alone Elizabeth, the whole Edo will be demolished by him!" "

"Hey! Really?! Is Jiang Chengsang that violent?!" Xin Baji also rushed down and asked at the same time.

"It's not violence, it's just a wild beast." Gui Ye rushed down and said at the same time.

"Beast?" Xin Bachi was puzzled, "Why do you call Jiang Chengsang a beast? Don't you all have those cool-sounding names? Why do you use that vague name?"

"That guy can fight non-stop for a week. Even when he is exhausted, he can still fight one against a thousand men!" As he said that, Gui remembered the last battle. At that time, he was tied up. From a high place, watching Jiang Cheng, the only one left below, fighting in the sea of ​​people...

"Is Jiang Chengsang really that strong?!" Xin Baji was completely shocked and interrupted Gui's memories.

"Roughly the same……"

"Wouldn't the incident become even worse?!" Xin Baji was completely confused, "So why do you have to take him with you! Wouldn't it be better to just let him go home and play games?"

Gui did not answer, but continued to rush down. Gintoki, who was at the front, listened to Gui's words calmly, and at the same time, he was constantly searching for Jiang Cheng's figure.

Finally, all five people came to the courtyard of Zongzheng's family, but the result was different from what they expected. The entire courtyard was quiet, and there was no one at all!

"What's going on? Why is there no one? Not even a sound? Could it be that Jiang Chengsang has already taken action..." Before he could say the word "?", the little ape walked directly to the grass.

After checking it out, he interrupted Xin Baji's words, "It seems yes, he has indeed taken action." As he said that, the little ape dragged out a pile of tightly tied clothes from the grass on the side. The followers of Zhongzong.

Suddenly, a scream rang out, startling everyone.

"Is it still too late?" Gintoki said softly, lowering his head.

"It's late...you mean?" Before Xin Baji could finish speaking, he heard another scream.

"There's no time to wait! We have to stop him quickly!" With that said, Gintoki rushed in.

Gui, Shinpachi and Kagura on the side also rushed in at the same time.

Only the little ape was left looking at the fainted cannon fodder, standing there thoughtfully, and then turned around and rushed over. But just when the little ape left, a piece of paper fell from the body of a fainted person.

It says: [Please! Send me the rolling paper! Bring a new pair of underwear if you can! 】

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As for who made the scream, we turn our attention to the men's room of the Advocate's house.

"That bastard wig! He actually put poison in the curry! I'm just a little hungry!" Jiang Cheng sat on the toilet with a painful expression on his face, holding his stomach. "Fortunately, I was faster this time and didn't... uh, dip. On to the pants, it’s so good…”

"Ah——!!!" A man screamed from the single room next door. The sound was so loud that it almost burst Jiang Cheng's eardrums.

"Hey! Brother, are you okay?!" Jiang Cheng patted the partition and shouted.

"It's already seriously injured... I might die..."

You can tell from the voice just how desperate this man is in suppressing pain.

"Hey! You have to hold on! Brother! I'll call an ambulance for you right now!" Jiang Cheng quickly replied and began to feel around for his phone.

"It seems that I didn't bring my mobile phone with me today..." Jiang Chengcai, who had searched all over his body but couldn't find his mobile phone, suddenly remembered that he didn't bring it with him when he went out during the day, and he had already changed his clothes once. "Don't despair! Wait until I pull... …I’ll take you to the hospital after we solve it!”

"Ah——!!!" Another scream sounded, and it was the man in Jiang Cheng's cubicle.

"Just hold on! I'll be fine soon!" Jiang Cheng quickly replied, "Don't give up! Just think of Naruto at this time! Never give up!"

"It's not about giving up or not... Whoever this kind of thing happens to will be like me... It's really too painful..." Quan Zang curled up into a weird posture and replied painfully, "This kind of thing... will happen all my life. This pain that accompanies me..."

"A lifetime! What pain will accompany you for a lifetime?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, "Could it be that you were dumped by your girlfriend?! Don't worry about this kind of thing! I know two men who are destined to remain virgins for the rest of their lives, and they are not as painful as you. ah!"

"How is that possible!" Quan Zang replied, "I just feel that today's work is very easy, I just took a few sips..."

"Two sips? Could it be that you were... insulted by a passing gangster after you were drunk?!" Jiang Cheng murmured, and then showed a look of sympathy, "Although I can't empathize with you, I sympathize with you. Yes! Don’t worry, I am a very strict person! I will never tell anyone! You must also work hard to survive! Don’t give up hope!”

"It's ten thousand times more serious than that! Bastard!" Quan Zang cursed.

"Ten thousand times!!!" Jiang Cheng took a breath, "Have you been insulted by gangsters ten thousand times! Or have you been insulted by ten thousand gangsters! Is your anus okay?! It doesn't matter! No Will there be no flexibility anymore?!”