Maybe a Fake Gintama

"You guy!!" A member of Baihua took out his kunai and stood up, looking at the gangsters in front of him, "You actually spilled the juice on Jiang Chengsama's face and clothes!!"

"Well, calm down, maybe it wasn't intentional, it doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, picking up a napkin from the table and wiping the soda spray on his face.

"What are you talking about? They're just a bunch of stupid women... Wow!" Before the gangster could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng kicked him away, flying out like a cannonball and sinking into the other side. Within the wall, it looked like he had been unconscious for a long time.

"But insulting women cannot be forgiven so easily..." Jiang Cheng showed a smile and straightened his clothes, then walked towards Hachiro who was kicked to the table by those gangsters.

"Just now, Jiang Chengsama stood up for me!"

"No, it's for me!"

"Shut up! You ugly bastard! It's obviously because of me!"

A group of Baihua members started arguing again.

The matter started two minutes ago. Originally, Jiang Cheng and the others were playing happily. However, there was a sudden noise, and only then did Jiang Cheng and the others see that a group of gangsters kicked Hachiro to the table nearby.

As the table collapsed, the juice on the table also spilled out, hitting the heads of Jiang Cheng and others sitting in the booth next to them...

"Are you okay?" Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and pulled Balang up.

"Ah, there's no problem..." Hachiro reluctantly stood up and said.

"Well, I will send you the money for repairing the wall later, don't worry." Jiang Cheng continued, showing an apology.

"Please don't worry about that..." Hachiro said quickly.

"Brother! That guy is Hachiro, but..." A gangster pointed at Hachiro and looked at Kuroma Katsuo who was standing at the door with a shabby look on his face.

"So, didn't I say it!" Dark Horse Katsuo kicked the younger brother, "Don't cause trouble for people who have nothing to do with the incident! How do I usually teach you?!"

Seeing the dark horse Shengnan who kept kicking the younger brother in the face, even Jiang Cheng felt a little embarrassed...

"Well, it doesn't matter. If you keep kicking that person, he might have to cross the Santu River..." Jiang Cheng quickly walked out to smooth things over.

"What do you care about?! What does it have to do with me teaching my subordinates a lesson?!" Heima Shengnan raised his head and cursed loudly, "Anyone who has nothing to do with it should get out of the way! I'm here to find Hachiro!"

At this time, even Jiang Cheng, who thought he had a good temper, was a little angry. If you want to ask why, it was the spittle of Dark Horse Shengnan that sprayed Jiang Cheng's face.

"Ah, that's it..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and said with a dark face.

"That's it! Hand over that Hachiro to me quickly and get out of here!" Heima Shengnan said loudly, and the spitting star was still sprayed on Jiang Cheng's face.

"Haha..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and laughed twice, then punched hard, hitting Heima Shengnan in the stomach, and the latter flew backwards.

But Jiang Cheng didn't give up, he rushed over and punched Heima Shengnan's face, who was already lying in the ruins.

But Jiang Cheng still had that faint smile on his face.

"You speak so loudly, do you think I'm deaf? My ears are almost ringing, you know?" Jiang Cheng said as he beat him, "You have so much saliva, don't you know how to wear a mask when you go out? It stinks, don't you know? You and Hachiro The grudge has nothing to do with me, but now, I really want to kill you!"

"That bastard!" Black Horse Katsura's subordinates cursed and prepared to charge forward. However, all the members of Baihua were not vegetarians, and they immediately took out their weapons and started to confront them.

At this point, Gintoki walked out and stood between the two groups, "Let's stop it!"

"What nonsense are you talking about! Do you know who we are?!" one of the leading gangsters cursed.

"One of the Four Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho, the [Mizu Rat Team] under Cho Nishui Jiro." Gintoki picked his nostrils and said casually at the same time.

"If you know it, why don't you get out of our way quickly!"

"You guys, even if you bully someone, you have to check the information first, right?" Gintoki sighed softly, "Do you want this street to change from the Four Heavenly Kings to the Three Heavenly Kings?"

"Huh?" The gangsters laughed instantly, "What nonsense are you talking about? Is there something wrong with your head?"

"A guy who can't persuade you to come back after just three words is not worthy of sympathy. I'm too lazy to speak again," Gintoki said, stepping aside and saying, "Please."

"Hey, that guy seems to be from Denshi." A young gangster murmured.

"Huh?" At this time, this group of gangsters took a closer look at the Baihua members in front of them. With many years of experience in the underworld, these people finally realized that these people are not easy to deal with!

"Put it away. Baihua's power is not used in places like this." Yue Yong, who had been watching, came out and said.

"Chief, but..."

"No but, we've had enough fun, let's go back first." After saying that, Yue Yong walked towards the door, grabbed Jiang Cheng who was beating the black horse Shengnan by the collar of his back and left, "That's enough, then A fist that does not hurt or itch..."

"Hey? Yueyue has discovered all this, hahahaha..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and gently took away Yue Yong's hand, "You guys go back first, I still want to talk to this... ...The one with the zodiac sign Rat will play for a while longer..."

"Stop joking! How much trouble do you want to cause?" Yue Yong retorted.

"No, trust me." Jiang Cheng gave Yue Yong a nice smile.

"okay I know……"

…

"Can you speak quietly now?" Jiang Cheng asked, sitting in the booth and looking at the black horse Katsuo who was beaten into a pig's head in front of him.

At this time, the Wan Shi Wu trio, Kuang Shi Lang and Hachi Lang, as well as Jiang Cheng and Kuroma Katsuo were sitting in the same booth.

"Hi..." Heima Shengnan whispered back, but the hatred in his eyes was not concealed at all.

"Is this right?" Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Be sure to distinguish clearly when you go out, those who are deaf and those who are not. In fact, the simplest thing is to look at age. You act like this indiscriminately in front of others. Yelling, it’s easy to scare people, okay? Fortunately, you met me. You don’t get this kind of treatment when you meet other people~ And if you have excessive saliva secretion, you must go to the hospital for a checkup, you know? What? Salivary glands and stuff..."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's endless words, [I am xxxxxxxx! ! ! 】Katsuo Kuroma cursed wildly in his heart, but there was no attack on his face, because he just heard the word "Hakuhua" from his younger brother. Kurama Katsura knew that even his boss would not be willing to have a conflict with Yoshihara. I saw it, so now I can only swallow my anger.

"...Okay, that's all I have to say." Finally, Jiang Cheng finished.

"I know, I will definitely pay attention to it in the future!" Dark Horse Katsuo said quickly, and at the same time he breathed a sigh of relief, [This guy's verbosity is really annoying! ! 】

"Then let's talk about what brought you to my friend's shop?"

Seeing Jiang Cheng's unbeatable smile, Kuroma Katsura really wanted to pull out his knife and cut the bastard in front of him. If I knew this was a store related to Yoshiwara, I wouldn't even come if I knew it was a store related to Yoshiwara!

"Um..." Heima Shengnan rubbed his hands and smiled apologetically, "Actually, it was a misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

"...Actually, one of my younger brothers seems to have been fired from this store, so as an older brother, I just came to take a look..." Kuroma Katsuro pointed at Kanji at the door and said bravely.

"Oh, that's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, "This is excusable. My brother was fired, so it's understandable that he came to the workplace to ask why. So, my brother who has figured out your kawaii Is there a reason for being dismissed? Has your brother been oppressed in any way in this store? Don’t worry, speak up boldly, I am a very fair person!"

"Ah, I've figured it out, I haven't been oppressed at all!" Dark Horse Katsuo said quickly, "It's just that he doesn't work seriously!"

"Huh?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng was a little disbelieving, pointing at Kanji at the door and continued, "Your brother looks like he was beaten up, okay?! He really isn't being bullied here. Yet?"

"No, no! He just dropped it himself!" As he said that, Dark Horse Katsura looked at Kanji at the door, "Is that so? Kan... Qijun?"

"It's Kanji..." Kanji replied, "You're right, he fell!"

"So that's it," Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, the damaged public properties..."

"I will send my men to deliver it soon!"

"Hmm, I'm sorry to bother you. It seems like you are a reasonable and good person!" Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, and then looked at Kuangshi Lang Sang, "Kuaishi Lang Sang, what's the result of this?"

"Ah, hi, it's already good." Kuangshilang replied quickly.

"Uncle, you were deceived Aru..." Kagura leaned towards Jiang Cheng and whispered, "Just now those cowherds said that those guys said they wanted to be their bodyguards and insisted on taking money, but Kuangshilang refused. ..." Before he could finish speaking, Kagura was dragged back by Gintoki.

"Now this result is already very good! Why do you still have to fill in the mess!" Gintoki scolded.

"Is that so?!" Jiang Cheng said, looking at Heima Shengnan.

The latter swallowed his saliva and was about to explain when he heard Jiang Cheng continue.

"It turned out that I wanted to apply for a job. If so, couldn't I have told you earlier? Although you guys look really good... it's hard to describe, but if you tidy up a little, it might be a lot better. Even if you can't handle ordinary guests, Maybe we can find guests with special hobbies?”

[I completely understood it wrong! ! ! 】Everyone roared in their hearts.

"Ah, that's it..." Kuangshilang spoke up to help the dark horse Shengnan, "These gentlemen really don't meet our recruitment standards here, so..."

"Crazy Lang Sang, I'm not talking about you, why don't you give people a chance to interview? These men who want to join the cowherd industry for their dreams, just use the words "does not meet the recruitment standards", is Isn't it a little too impersonal?" Jiang Cheng complained softly.

"ha?"

"No, no, no, we know we are not the one..." Dark Horse Katsuo said quickly.

Looking at the forced smile on the dark horse Shengnan's face, Jiang Cheng suddenly understood something and sternly cursed, "Are you ready to give up now?! Are you scared just by saying [doesn't meet the recruitment standards]?! Is your dream really that cheap?! Don’t give up! Don’t give up even if it’s this kind of dream!!”

[This person is too annoying! ! 】Dark Horse Katsuo roared in his heart.

"Do you think so, Oka-san?" Jiang Cheng looked at Hachiro's mother and said.

"That's right," Hachiro's mother wiped her tears, "Since it is your dream, as Oka-san, I understand! Don't give up! As long as you don't give up, you will definitely make it happen!"

【When did you come? ! ! 】The people present complained crazily in their hearts.

"So, that glamorous little brother, why not give them a chance!" Hachiro's mother looked at Kuangshiro and said in a pleading tone.

"Then... let's try it..." Kuangshilang could only reply...

Just like that, a unique Cowherd selection competition began...

(If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the breakdown next time...)

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