Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hurry up and get a clean towel!" Ocasan shouted loudly to a younger brother who was kneeling on the ground, "Want it to be clean!!"

"Hi!" After the boy responded, he quickly got up and ran to get a clean towel.

Immediately afterwards, Ocasan used his mouth to suck out the excess amniotic fluid from the puppy's body. He took the clean towel from the previous boy's hand, gently wrapped the puppy, and shook it down in the air a few times.

Dark horse Katsuo, who was watching Okasan's mysterious operations, couldn't help but asked anxiously: "Oubaha, what are you doing? Are you saving it? Are you saving Mel-chan's baby?!"

Just after they finished speaking, everyone discovered that the puppy that had stopped breathing actually snorted twice...

"Yo Xi!! Success! Resurrection!!" Dark Horse Shengnan and all the younger brothers cheered instantly.

"Obasan, thank you so much! Thank you so much!" Heima Shengnan said with tears in his eyes as he held Obasan's hand.

"It's okay, it's okay, you have to take good care of it." Ocasan replied with a smile, and gently handed the puppy in his hand to Kuroma Katsuo.

"I understand." Dark Horse Shengnan quietly took over the newly resurrected puppy and said gratefully, but as soon as he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong, "Obaha, why are you here?"

"Aren't you guys talking about having a baby?" Ocasan said matter-of-factly, "It's hard not to have a mother here at this time."

"That's right..."

"As expected of Ocasan!"

"Okasansego!"

All the younger brothers agreed.

"Can you please stop using such a matter-of-fact tone!" Kuroma Katsuo couldn't help but complain loudly, and then shouted loudly at Oka-san: "By the way, who are you, auntie?!"

"Brother seems to have a problem with his head..."

"That's right, it seems that the moment just now frightened him so much that his memory was confused..."

"No wonder, after all, his brain always seems to be missing a muscle..."

"Uh-huh."

…

The whispers of the younger brothers did not escape the ears of Heima Shengnan, and he yelled at the top of his lungs: "I heard them all, hey! You bastards!"

"Brother," a younger brother sighed softly, and then looked at Kurama Katsura with very caring eyes, "What are you talking about? Isn't this Ocasan?"

"Sosou, this is the most attentive Ocasan." Another boy agreed.

"Souga, it turns out it's Oka-san," Dark Horse Katsuo nodded, but then he reacted, rolling his eyes and yelling: "Oka-san is so big! Don't just casually recognize an aunt as your Ouka-san." Kasan! Are you worthy of the real Okasan who sleeps in your hometown?!"

"After all, who are you! Auntie!"

"Mom." Ocasan replied.

"So didn't you say that..." Dark Horse Katsuo tried hard to suppress his angry voice, "Whose mother is it?!"

"Hachiro's mother," Okasan continued, "but in our hometown, my mother is everyone's mother.

Children are everyone’s children. "

"Yeah, yeah." All the boys held their hands and nodded.

"Do you think you are Mazu?! Acting like such a great mother!" Dark Horse Shengnan was furious, and then looked at his younger brothers standing behind Ocasan, "You guys What kind of attitude is that! Don’t take this kind of thing for granted, okay!”

"Okasan is right," a younger brother said doubtfully, "In my hometown, my mother is also everyone's mother."

"My hometown is also..."

"Me too……"

"And I……"

…

"That's enough for you!!" Dark Horse Katsuo really collapsed, but seeing his younger brothers who instantly turned into nannies, he felt helpless. He curled his lips and muttered: "Why did Hachiro's mother turn into a ditch?" The mother of the Rat Team... Huh? Wait, Hachiro? Hachiro?!"

"Does Hachiro mean the one with the afro?" One of the boys asked aloud, and the other boys also looked over curiously.

"No, it's Kurobana Hachirou." Okasan corrected.

"Who is that?" All the boys were confused for a moment, but then their tone changed.

"No matter who he is, Ocasan is everyone's Ocasan, hahahaha,"

"That's right, hahahaha,"

"No way!" Heima Shengnan punched the two smiling boys.

"Yo Xi, the first Cowherd Selection Competition in Kabukicho [Takamagahara] has officially ended!" Jiang Cheng walked in carrying a camera he didn't know where to come from, with tears on his face, "Except for the toothpick guy, everyone else has been admitted. Got it!"

"Really?!" All the boys were surprised.

"Great! I actually passed!"

"And I passed too!"

"And I!"

"Very good!"

"No way!" Dark Horse Katsuo was really confused by his group of idiots, "Are you really immersed in that kind of playing house?! Do you still remember what our job is?!"

At this time, all the younger brothers came to their senses, and at the same time they touched their heads and laughed twice, "I'm sorry, brother."

"I understand how you feel," Jiang Cheng patted the dark horse Shengnan on the shoulder, "I only understand the feeling of losing! But, don't give up! As long as you don't give up, you will definitely realize your dream!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng took out a card from his body and said, "Although I can't become a Cowherd, your spirit moved me! Yoshihara once wanted to form a ladyboy club. Although it was delayed due to some things, seeing you After that, I suddenly felt that you will become a new star in the shemale world! Go ahead! Shine and shine for your dreams!!"

"Brother..."

All the younger brothers looked at their elder brother with tears in their eyes.

"Go chase your dreams! Leave us alone!"

"Go hard!"

"I believe you, brother!"

…

Heima Shengnan looked at the card in his hand, his face getting darker and darker, and finally...

"You all want to die! Right! Do you want me to fill you all with cement and throw them into the sea! Bastard!!!"

Heima Shengnan, who had just finished his roar, suddenly realized that Jiang Cheng and the aunt who were here just now were missing.

"Where are the people?"

…

On the way.

"Ocasan, are you happy?" Jiang Cheng asked on the road.

"Why are you happy or unhappy?" Ocasan smiled, but then he looked at Jiang Cheng, "Jiang Cheng-chan, why are you still so thin? Do you really listen to me and eat well? Men don't have a good physique. No, and also, which of the girls around you is your girlfriend? Don’t be embarrassed, tell Ocasan about it too..."

"No! They are no longer!" Jiang Guo replied decisively, "And don't you know how much I eat? Don't worry."

"Don't turn into a philandering carrot. Such a man is the most annoying to women." Ocasan said earnestly, "Also, although you eat a lot, you must chew it slowly, otherwise it will be annoying. It won’t please girls…”

"Hey, hey, I get it." Jiang Cheng nodded.

Yes, Jiang Cheng and Ocasan have actually known each other for a long time. This matter started three years ago, when Jiang Cheng was still wandering.

When he walked to Ocasan's hometown, he fainted because he was too hungry, and was later picked up by Ocasan and brought home. Jiang Cheng received Ocasan's care there for a period of time...

"Ocasan, how are you? Have you seen your son?" Jiang Cheng asked next.

Ocasan didn't answer, just smiled, then looked up at the night sky, "Go back..."

Afterwards, Kagura also received a message from Jiang Cheng, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

…

late at night.

"You need to add sugar and wine to cook those pumpkins!" Ocasan stood at the door of the Master House and reminded the three people inside.

"You're so annoying, saying the same thing so many times!" Gintoki replied impatiently.

"Don't speak so loudly! You know how to find fault with me!" As he said, Ocasan started nagging mode again, "Don't cook that for too long, otherwise it will be cooked. It needs to be cooked just right... …”

"You are so annoying! Why do you say the same thing so many times!" Gintoki said impatiently.

"Don't speak so loudly! You know how to find fault with me!" Ocasan scolded, "You must chew that thing more before swallowing it."

"You are so annoying! Why do you say the same thing so many times!"

"This is the first time I've said that! Don't try to lie to me!" Ocasan scolded, "Okay, I'm leaving. Remember to lock the door. The streets haven't been peaceful recently."

"You're really nagging. Okay, okay, let's go." Gintoki still had the same impatient tone.

"BEY BEY, aunt, have a sweet dream, Aru." Kagura said.

"You too, you damn brat!" After saying that, Ocasan was about to close the door.

"That...Mama Hachiro...can't help in the end..." Shinbaji said with an apologetic look at this time, "I'm really sorry."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Ocasan smiled, "Didn't you ask us to meet the superiors?"

After saying that, Ocasan closed the door and walked out without looking back...

"Jiang Cheng-chan, what are you doing in a place like this so late?" Ocasan came downstairs and saw Jiang Cheng leaning at the door of the Denshi shop. "It's not okay to stay up so late. Women are the most important. I hate men who stay up all night..."

Seeing that Ocasan was about to start nagging again, Jiang Cheng quickly stopped him, "No! I just feel that if that son doesn't come to see you off, then I should be asked to see you off..."

"What nonsense are you talking about! Do I still need you to deliver me?! Ocasan, I eat more salt than you walk. Go back quickly!" Ocasan cursed.

"Is this the way you behave when someone kindly comes to see you off?!" Jiang Cheng complained with rolled eyes.

"That's the attitude! Do you think I'm too old to be of any use?!" Ocasan replied, "Go back quickly! You don't need to send me away at all!"

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