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Kagura: "..."

Gintoki: "..."

Xin Baji: "..."

"What's wrong? Why are you all looking at me? Do I have eye mucus on my face?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, then he pulled off a piece of his tattered kimono and wiped his face, "How are you now? Have you wiped it off? ?”

Everyone was silent for a long while. Even Shizo Okada, who was fighting Katsura, stopped.

Finally, someone moved, and Kagura rushed to Jiang Cheng first.

"What's wrong? Kagura-chan? Could it be that you haven't seen me for a few hours and missed me?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura standing in front of him with his head lowered and asked in confusion.

The next moment, Kagura clenched her fist and punched Jiang Cheng in the stomach with all her strength.

"Wow!" Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of blood and slowly fell down. Then he held his stomach and raised his head and yelled, "What are you doing? I got punched without even eating. I almost vomited out the acid in my stomach." Already..."

"It's better to spit out all the internal organs! How can we fix it!" Kagura scolded, "You should pay for the tears I shed for you, you bastard!"

"That's great...Jiang Chengsang is still alive..." Xin Bajia replied, wiping tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Well, I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do, a party or something. Let's wait until next time. I'll leave first." Gintoki said and was about to turn around and leave.

"Huh? I just ordered a takeaway fruit parfait. Gintoki, are you leaving now?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Hey?! Really?! Did you really scream?!" Gintoki rushed to Jiang Cheng in an instant, shook Jiang Cheng's shoulders and shouted loudly, "What flavor is it? Strawberry? Or cantaloupe?"

"Now is not the time to talk about this!" Xin Bajia complained loudly, "No matter how you look at it, now is the time to prepare for battle!"

"Shinpachi-kun is right," Gui walked over and stood in front of Jiang Cheng and continued, "Did you call soba noodles?"

"Ah, of course." Jiang Cheng replied with a thumbs up and a wink.

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng shouted to Okada Shizou who was standing aside and said nothing: "Hey, can the sparring wait until I'm full? Please, I'd be very distressed if I just woke up and didn't eat enough."

With a chuckle, Okada Shizo put away the red cherry, walked to the side and sat down. Of course, the Gui Yi faction and the Ghost Soldiers did not put away their swords, and the two sides were still at war with each other.

Without Gui and Takasugi's orders, no one dared to take action first.

Then, everyone noticed that a car slowly flew over and landed slowly on the Ghost Soldiers' ship.

"Don't be so nervous, it's just takeout I ordered." Jiang Cheng said, and then walked straight to the car.

After the door of the car opened, an honest-looking young man stepped out. After taking a look at the unkind-looking people in front of him, he cautiously walked to the trunk, opened the trunk, and began to take out the food.

After a full ten minutes, the little brother emptied the food in the trunk.

Jiang Cheng stepped forward, took out a wad of banknotes from his arms and handed it to the younger brother, and said thank you with a smile.

"Ah, you're welcome." After receiving the money, the boy quickly opened the car door and got in.

He stepped on the accelerator and slipped away without looking back.

…

Everyone looked at Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, Katsura and Kagura who were eating and drinking in the open space in the middle, and they were speechless.

"Hey, senior, how could it be like this..." Matoko asked in a low voice to Takeshi Bianheita who was standing aside.

"Isn't it common sense to replenish your physical strength before fighting?" Takeshi Bianheita replied.

"That's not what I meant! I mean, shouldn't now be the time for a big fight?! What's going on with this weird atmosphere?! Why didn't Lord Jinsuke stop him!"

"Aren't you going to eat?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and glanced at the people around him, "I ordered a lot, so don't worry about the portion being insufficient."

"It doesn't look like it's time for dinner now. Even the place is wrong! We were still at war before you showed up!" Matao scolded while scratching his neck.

"Huh? War? Why?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously. At the same time, his hands were not idle, and he kept picking up food from the pile of food in front of him and stuffing it into his mouth.

"Even if you don't understand the cause and effect, show me the atmosphere! It doesn't look like the atmosphere of a party!" Youzi shouted.

"This is papaya milk, specially ordered for you. Come on, Pingzi!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng picked up a box of milk and threw it at Youzi, "Also, what did you say just now? I didn't hear clearly. , can you say it again?"

"Senior, can I kill him? Can you?" Youzi cursed with his veins popping. He was about to rush towards Jiang Cheng, but was stopped by Wu Shi Bianping.

"Calm down, Pingzi! You don't want this ship to be buried with you, right?" Takeshi Bianheita said quickly.

"Why did you even call me! I'm not fair at all!!!" Mata became even more crazy, "Do you need me to check it out? How can I fix it!"

In an instant, all the men present except Gao Shan and Jiang Cheng looked over.

【Please do this! 】

Elizabeth held up the wooden sign.

"Don't worry, if we find after inspection that Jiang Cheng slandered you, we will definitely condemn him for you!" Gui said seriously, but the two lines of nosebleeds betrayed Gui.

"You guys have gone too far!" Matako squatted down with a red face and covered her chest, and cursed, "If you want to check, only Mr. Jinsuke can do it!"

"No, no, no, haven't we already said it? Gao Zai doesn't like your type." Jiang Cheng advised earnestly.

Gintoki, who was eating parfait nearby, nodded when he heard the sound.

"Then which type do you think Mr. Jinsuke likes?!" Just after Mataozi finished speaking, the other members of the Ghost Army also looked at Jiang Cheng.

"Ahem!" Upon seeing this, Jiang Cheng stood up, cleared his throat and prepared to speak in a long speech.

However, Gao Shan didn't give Jiang Cheng this chance. He picked up a knife from the ground and threw it at Jiang Cheng's feet, inserting it straight into the wooden board next to Jiang Cheng's feet.

"It seems that your Lord Jinshu doesn't want me to tell you. After all, it's not good to expose your quirks in front of your subordinates." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and replied with a smile, "Then why don't you give me your email address?" Well, I’ll send it to you secretly later.”

"Is it really possible?" Matoko's eyes lit up, and she rushed to Jiang Cheng, but before she could move, Gao Shan threw a sword over again and was stabbing it in front of Matoko.

"Ahahaha, it seems that this method won't work anymore..." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "But don't worry, I'll let you know in a letter next time."

…

"I'm full, I'm full." Jiang Cheng patted his belly and said with a satisfied look on his face.

At this time, the two battleships of the Gui faction in the air also returned under Gui's order. There was only a small house-shaped boat parked next to the Ghost Soldiers' boat.

"The sea, I really miss it," Jiang Cheng looked at the endless sea and couldn't help but sigh, "I still remember the last time the four of us looked at the sea together, when we greeted that idiot Sakamoto."

"Sa, it's time to get down to business." Jiang Cheng said and looked at Okada Shizo who stood up again, "Wig, please be the referee."

"It's not the wig, it's the referee Gui!" Gui replied, taking off his sword and handing it to Jiang Cheng, "Use this. If you regard the other party as a samurai."

Jiang Cheng thought for a while, and finally made up his mind and threw the umbrella in his hand to Kagura, and prepared to catch the sword in Gui's hand.

But suddenly, Xinbaji was pushed out by Tiezi on the side.

"Let's go with this," Xin Baji handed the sword that Tie Zi had given him before to Jiang Cheng, "Facing the sword forged by my brother, perhaps only the sword forged by my sister can compete with it."

"Although I don't understand what you mean, thank you." With that said, Jiang Cheng took the knife from Xin Bachi's hand.

But after Jiang Cheng untied the cloth wrapping the sword, he stopped laughing and asked, "What's with the poop on the hilt of the sword?"

"That's not poop! It's a coiled up dragon!" Tiezi couldn't help but retort.

"Uh... As long as you're happy." Jiang Cheng could only say, and turned to look at Okada Shizou who couldn't wait and said, "I'm ready."

In an instant, everyone wisely took two steps back, leaving a space for the two of them.

Jiangcheng and Okada Shinzo stood opposite each other, while Katsura stood between the two and acted as referee.

Tie Zi clenched his hands and looked nervously at the two people in the open space, and then glanced at Tie Ya who was standing on the top of the house-shaped boat.

"I never thought that one day I would have such an opportunity!" Okada Shizo's joking voice sounded, "I can fight you personally, but only when you are holding a sword."

After saying that, countless mechanical tentacles emerged from Okada Shizo's body. It tightly wrapped Okada Shizo's body, forming a thick layer of armor on Okada Shizo's body.

"I really don't get tired of watching it no matter how many times. This man actually uses Benizakura to such an extent." Tetsuya looked at Okada Shizo below and said almost intoxicated.

"After all, I don't want to always disappoint my [fans]. After all, your will is strong enough." Jiang Cheng replied, but Jiang Cheng still stood there steadily and did not pose in any way. , reminded again: "My swordsmanship is a self-created swordsmanship, which is different from the one in the dojo. No one can use it except me, so be careful."

"That's really lucky. Only one person can use the sword technique. I didn't expect that I can see it. Then let me remind you a little bit. My best skill is sword drawing. Killing with one blow is my strong point. So, you Be careful too." As he said that, Okada Shizo took a pose.

"Then, start!" After Gui shouted, he quickly backed away.

Okada Shizou rushed towards Jiang Cheng at high speed, but Jiang Cheng still stood there without moving, with the same smiling face.

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