Maybe a Fake Gintama

[Yeah, this is my first time in a place like this, so I’m really nervous. ] Yamazaki thought to himself, [Especially the security guard at the door, his eyes are too fierce! It really made me break out in a cold sweat. 】

"Hey, newcomer, don't be stunned, hurry up and follow." A member of Baihua looked at Yamazaki behind him who was stopping to look around... no, it was Kaizi, and shouted.

"Hi~"

Wearing a pink kimono, a double ponytail wig, a thick layer of powder on his face, and bright red lipstick on his lips, Yamazaki looked exactly like this at this time.

[Search, readers read it correctly, I am Yamazaki Tai. At this time, he was disguised as Yamazaki Taizi and lurking in Yoshihara. The purpose is to secretly investigate the relationship between Jiang Chengsang and anti-Yi patriots. 】

"Tuizi...is it okay to call you that?" the Baihua member asked.

"Ah, yes." Yamazaki replied with a pinched voice, a girlish sweet smile on her face.

"Don't look, hurry up, the leader's time is very tight," another Baihua member replied, "You only have one chance, the interview for Baihua members is very strict."

With that said, the Baihua member turned around and left, and Yamazaki quickly followed after seeing this.

"Hey, why do you want to join Baihua?" the Baihua member asked.

"Ah, I heard that Baihua came here to protect those defenseless wandering girls." Yamazaki replied with a smile.

"I see."

…

"This is it. Come in quickly." When he arrived at a house, the Baihua member opened the door and said to Yamazaki beside him, "The leader is here. Work hard for the interview."

"Hi, thank you." Yamazaki replied, and then walked straight in.

[I didn’t expect to sneak into Yoshiwara so easily. I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse...]

Just when Yamazaki was thinking wildly, Yue Yong's voice came.

"Hey, stop thinking nonsense, come here quickly." Yue Yong sat in front of a table, holding a cigarette rod in his mouth, and shouted to Yamazaki with an unhappy look on his face.

"Hey!" Hearing the sound, Yamazaki hurriedly walked up to Yueyong, bent down and shouted: "I am Yamazaki Taiko! I am here to apply for a job as a member of the Yoshiwara Self-Defense Force Momoka."

"I understand, please sit down first. Have you brought your resume?" Yue Yong asked.

"Yeah, I brought it," Yamazaki said quickly and took out a stack of A4 paper from his arms. For all the drama, Yamazaki was well prepared, if nothing else.

After taking the resume from Yamazaki's hand, Yue Yong glanced at it carefully, then raised her head, "Yamazaki Aikai, right?"

"Hi!"

"You can't tell anything from this kind of resume, so I'd better ask directly, are you..." As she said that, Yue Yong's eyes flashed fiercely.

[What’s going on with that look! horrible! How terrible! Did you figure out that I'm a spy? ! 】At this time, Yamazaki was sweating coldly.

"Did you apply for the job because you fell in love with a certain man from Yoshihara? Tell me the truth!" Yue Yong spat out the second half of the sentence.

In fact, it's not Yue Yong's fault. Although Jiang Cheng rarely goes out, he always attracts bees and butterflies every time he goes out.

No, the recruitment notice has just been posted, and already dozens of superficial women have arrived who are impressed by Jiang Cheng's face and want to enter Baihua to get up close and personal with Jiang Cheng. But there is no doubt that they were all wiped out by Yue Yong.

"Ah?" Yamazaki asked doubtfully, but then quickly shook his head, "No, I just heard that Baihua exists to protect the defenseless wandering girls at the bottom, and I came to participate in Baihua with a reverent heart. Recruitment.”

"Ah, that's it," Yue Yong replied casually, but her eyes were staring straight at Yamazaki, with disbelief on her face. Then Yue Yong sighed heavily, "I advise you not to do anything wrong. That kind of man has fantasies, that kind of man who sees nothing but is useless will only be a woman’s nightmare.”

"Uh...what are you talking about?" Yamazaki was a little confused.

"I said, it's useless even if you pretend to be like this," Yue Yong replied, "Today you are already the seventy-eighth one. Baihua's job is no joke. For that kind of man, you are here." This kind of place is really... go back quickly."

"I have no idea what you are talking about! What kind of man you are, I have no idea at all!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Really?" Yue Yong still looked suspicious.

"It's true, I don't understand anything you said." Yamazaki replied seriously.

"That's right, if you say so..."

"Did I pass?" Yamazaki asked in surprise.

"No, it's just that you passed the first interview. There will be a second interview next," Yue Yong said, standing up. "Come with me. If you pass the second interview, I can give you a seven-day internship." During the probationary period, food and accommodation are included, and even if you are fired after the probationary period, you will still be paid."

"Is this so good? Will you be paid even after the probation period?!" Yamazaki said in surprise.

"Of course, women are no better than men," Yue Yong replied matter-of-factly, "Also, for a high-risk job like Baihua, appropriate subsidies are necessary."

"high risk?"

"You'll understand this later." Yue Yong replied, and then took the lead to step out of the door.

When Yamazaki saw this, he quickly followed.

…

Yamazaki followed Yue Yong to a rooftop.

Yue Yong pointed to a house dozens of meters away, "Did you see it? On the second floor of that house, you can see a man with orange-red hair with a ponytail through the window, right?"

"Yes, I can see it." Yamazaki replied, "Isn't that Yoshiwara's butt?" Why should I come to a place like this? 】 Yamazaki said doubtfully.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was enjoying himself in front of the computer playing a newly purchased game. Beside him, two young ladies from Baihua were feeding Jiang Cheng oranges.

[I really envy this boss, this kind of life is so comfortable...] Yamazaki thought to himself.

But then, Yue Yong took out a few kunai, handed them to Yamazaki's hand, and said: "Throw these kunai out from here. If you can accurately pierce the man's head, you will be considered qualified. "

"What kind of assessment is this! This should be considered an assassination!" Yamazaki complained crazily.

"No, this is just a simple assessment, and don't underestimate that man. An attack of this level..." Yue Yong stopped here.

"Oh, you mean he will dodge this kind of attack?"

"No," Yue Yong said, taking out two kunai from her arms again and throwing them directly towards Jiang Cheng. The kunai stabbed Jiang Cheng's head with incomparable precision, causing blood to spurt out instantly.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't care at all. He pulled out the kunai on his head, put two band-aids on his head, and then continued his gaming career. The two young ladies Baihua on the side were also not surprised, as if they hadn't seen it.

"Did you see that? To that man, this kind of attack is nothing." Yue Yong explained aloud.

[It was bleeding just now, okay? ! ] Yamazaki roared in his heart.

"Baihua's job is basically to deal with the men who pester the prostitutes, and the men who beat up the prostitutes because they are consumers." Yue Yong continued, "So in the beginning, it's better to It’s better to practice with that man.”

[Is there anyone who practices like this? ! Isn't it okay to practice with puppets or something? ! ] Yamazaki complained crazily in his heart.

"Do you also think it would be more appropriate to practice with puppets or something?" Yue Yong said and looked at Yamazaki again.

"Huh? No, I didn't think so." Yamazaki quickly denied it, but there was already a wave of confusion in his heart: "What's going on?" ! How did this woman figure out what I was thinking? Can she see everything I'm thinking? If you say that...haven't I already been exposed? ! ! 】

Thinking of this, Yamazaki showed a look of regret. Now Yamazaki just wants to escape from here.

"You don't have to look at me like that. Many people have asked this question, but..." After saying that, Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng in the distance again, and said through gritted teeth: "That kind of man is useless at all! All day long He knows how to stay in the house and play games, but recently even food has to be brought into the house for him. This kind of man is no longer any good to society! So, at least being a target is of some use! "

[No, your explanation will only make me think that you are just unhappy with him. 】 Yamazaki complained silently in his heart, but he replied with a serious look on his face: "I know!"

Later, Yamazaki, who knelt down to Jiang Cheng and apologized several times in his heart, finally raised his hand holding the kunai.

"That's enough." Yue Yong said.

[Ah, it really is like this. It is really just a test! Yamazaki, you are so smart! ] Yamazaki gave himself a thumbs up in his heart, [Just think about it, how could there be such a random recruitment method. 】

Just when Yamazaki breathed a sigh of relief, Yue Yong took out several kunai from his arms again and said to Yamazaki: "Didn't you see clearly just now? This is how you should hold kunai!"

[Is this what you were going to say? ! ! ! 】

Yamazaki complained crazily in his heart.

…

In the end, Yamazaki passed the test. After throwing the kunai hundreds of times, he finally managed to hit Jiang Cheng's head once.

"That's pretty good. You've worked very hard." Yue Yong said with a pleased look on his face, "Congratulations, you successfully passed Baihua's entrance examination."

Looking at Yue Yong's face full of relief, Yamazaki felt that it was like the smile of the Virgin. He was immediately overwhelmed with emotion and replied with tears streaming down his face: "Thank you!"

"No, this can only be achieved through your own hard work," Yue Yong replied, "Also, don't be too proud, the next probation period is the key point."

"I know!" Yamazaki replied confidently.

In this way, Yamazaki took the first step to sneak into Yoshiwara and succeeded!

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