Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Can't you just send a message or something?" Quanzang replied casually, "As for coming to a place like this in person? Also, why do you know I'm in a place like this?"

"I always feel that sending a message is not sincere," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "Also, as for why I know you are here, don't worry about this kind of thing."

"Why don't you care? This is the most concerning thing!" Quan Zang shouted, "Did you put a tracker on me?! Was it that time? Was it when I went to the toilet at your house? ?!”

"Your imagination is too much! How is this possible?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but cursed, "Who would put a tracker in a place like that! Even if you did, you want me to put the tracker where you are. Huh? I can’t even imagine it!”

"Of course it's the anus..." Before Quan Zang could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly took out a book from his arms and hit Quan Zang on the head.

"This is..." Looking at the book Jiang Cheng threw out, A Guo's eyes lit up, "Is it a girl's comic?!"

"Huh? Girls' comics?" Quan Zang was puzzled. He got up and rubbed his head, and picked up the book that fell on the ground. "Strawberry 100%... 100... what kind of girls' comic is this! This is not ***Draw?!”

"Eh? Isn't this a girl's comic?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "I always thought it was a girl's comic. If you don't believe it, look at the first page. There are strawberry panties. By the way, I have always been a Dongcheng fan. of!"

"Do you think those with panties exposed are considered girls' comics?! What kind of classification is this!" Quan Zang cursed, but when he turned around, he saw A Guo picking up the comic and reading it, "That's not who you are at all. It’s something you should see at your age! That’s too early for you!”

After saying that, Quanzang directly snatched the comic from A Guo's hand.

Aguo, who had his comics taken away, looked aggrieved.

"Don't look at me with that look. You have to wait until you are an adult to see this kind of thing at least!" Quan Zang said sternly.

"What about this?" As he spoke, Jiang Cheng took out a comic from his arms again. On the cover were two beautiful men naked doing something indescribable. "I see a lot of girls in the convenience store surrounding this comic. Comics, come to think of it, this kind of thing must be the legendary shojo manga!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng handed the comic in his hand to A Guo, and A Guo opened his eyes and stretched out his little hand to take it as if he had discovered a new world.

but……

"How is that possible! This kind of thing is not a girl's comic!" Quanzang grabbed the comic in Jiang Cheng's hand first and cursed: "What kind of attributes do you want her to awaken!"

"No, I just think that since there are so many girls who like it..." Jiang Cheng explained.

"It's not this kind of thing at all!" Quanzang cursed, then sighed and explained: "The so-called shoujo comics are the kind of sweet and very pure love comics! And most of them are centered on girls. The kind!"

"I see, that's how it is." Jiang Cheng nodded, "I didn't expect that a small girl's comic would have so much attention to detail."

"If you don't understand, just look it up!" Quanzang couldn't help complaining, "The founder of girls' comics was Osamu Tezuka!"

"Who is that?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Have you...really read the comics?" Quan Zang was really defeated. "Forget it, what do you want to see me for?"

"This..." Jiang Cheng took two steps forward and sat down. He picked up the pizza on the side and started to eat, "This...hey...hey...hey...hey... Baji... Actually, it's just...baji, baji..."

"Tell me the important point!"

"Anyway, that's it." Jiang Cheng finished eating a piece of pizza, then raised his head and replied with a smile.

"It's just like that! I didn't say anything at all!" Quan Zang collapsed.

"Is this girl your daughter?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then carefully compared the faces of A Guo and Quan Zang, "But they really don't look alike at all. Aren't you supposed to have a five-year-old son?" ?”

"How is this possible!" Quan Zang cursed, "Also, listen carefully to what people say, you bastard!"

"Isn't it? What's the relationship?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"It doesn't matter at all!" Quan Zang shouted, "This child is just a simple customer!"

"I see." Jiang Cheng nodded, then stood up, "Let's get down to business later. I'll wait for you in Yoshihara."

"Stop joking! I still have a lot of things to deal with here!" Quan Zang replied.

"Don't worry about the reward," Jiang Cheng said as he took out two boxes of... pill-type hemorrhoid medicine from his pocket, "How about it?"

"Are you looking down on me, bastard?" Quan Zang raised his head and cursed.

"Isn't that too little?" Jiang Cheng was a little distressed, but then he had an idea and put two boxes of hemorrhoid medicine into Quan Zang's hands, and then took out several coupons with cute little ladies printed on them from his arms, " How about adding this?!”

"I'm not interested in beauties at all!" Quan Zang scolded, "But if it's an ugly girls club, I will consider it."

"You...the taste is really unique..." Jiang Cheng complained with twitching eyes, "Forget it, that's fine too. It just so happens that there is an ugly girls' club left in Yoshiwara. If you can agree to help, the coupons will be included. On my body."

"Then it's settled!"

"Ah, it's settled." After saying this, Jiang Cheng said hello to the two of them and disappeared from the place in an instant.

"So fast, this speed..." Quan Zang murmured, but just as he said Quan Zang, he noticed that A Guo was holding the two comics left by Jiang Cheng and started reading. And he looked at it with a red face and exclaimed.

"Hey, didn't I just tell you that it's not time for you to watch this kind of thing?!" Quan Zang shouted.

"It's amazing. It's possible to do this..." Ah Guo cheered while flipping through the BL comic.

From the girl's gradually excited expression, Quanzang felt that a certain attribute hidden deep in the girl's heart was gradually awakening...

"Why do you think things are developing in a strange direction..." Quan Zang murmured, then snatched the comic from the girl's hand again, and then continued with a look of helplessness, "Did you also predict this outcome? "

"Sure enough, shoujo comics are the best." A Guo didn't answer, but murmured with his chin propped up.

"I already told you that this is not a girl's manga!" Quan Zang complained loudly.

"I predicted it," A Guo raised his head and looked at the blue sky. "That man will come, and that man's future. Obviously it has nothing to do with me. But these eyes will see everything they want to see. , everything I don’t want to see appears in my mind. It’s really... annoying eyes."

"It seems that the so-called clairvoyance is indeed well-deserved." Quanzang said casually, "So what exactly? What's the future of that man?"

"It's no big deal, it's a straight road to death." A Guo replied.

"This explanation is too perfunctory!" Quan Zang complained, "This kind of explanation can be applied to anyone! Forget it, see you next time."

After saying that, Quanzang stood up and disappeared from the place...

After leaving for a long time, Quan Zang finally realized something...

"Ah, it seems that the idiot forgot to take away the two comics he left behind... Which one is okay? It should be fine, right? I've already reminded her, so there shouldn't be any problem. Yeah! There's absolutely no problem!"

…

Yoshiwara, Ugly Girls Club.

"Hahaha, drink up, drink up!" Quanzang shouted excitedly, sitting on the booth with his arms around two distinctive-looking women. At the same time, there were dozens of distinctive-looking women dancing in front of Quanzang, which looked more like...a group of demons dancing.

"Brother, you are so majestic~" Quan Zang hugged the bean-eyed, big-nosed woman with a worried look on her face: "But if we play like this, is there no problem with the money?"

"Ah, no problem, no problem." Quan Zang replied casually, "Because someone said they were treating me, and they said they would give me a lot of coupons~ Besides, don't look at me like this, I am also a young master. I used to You have served the general!"

"You are joking again," the buck-toothed girl on Quanzang's right waved her hand and said coquettishly: "How could a person from such a distinguished family be surrounded by a group of ugly women in such a remote club?"

"Me," Quanzang said, turning his head directly, looking at the buck-toothed girl seriously and gently holding her face, "compared to those intact buildings, they are still the kind of collapsed buildings. The ruins or the weird caves make me feel more beautiful."

As he said that, Quan Zang's face came a little closer, showing a look of tenderness, and said: "You are really a ruin that has collapsed so much that others can't compare to you. What's wrong with this face? Could it be that you have been raped by a giant?" Have you been attacked by magic soldiers or something? Why are these two caves so upward? Can you plug it in? Can you plug in the socket of your microwave oven? "

As he spoke, Quan Zang's face came closer and closer...

Jiang Cheng, who had just come in from the door, got goosebumps when he saw the two people pouting frantically.

"Although I won't point fingers at your hobbies, I'd better exercise some restraint. It's time to get down to business." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly while standing behind the sofa in the booth.

"Jiang Chengsama!" The wandering girls suddenly seemed to have discovered some new world.

"I didn't expect Jiang Chengsama to come to this kind of store!"

"Um...haven't you heard of it? I heard that Jiang Chengsama has never been in any store!"

"You mean... Jiang Chengsama's hobby is ugly girls?"

"Is this really the case?!"

Listening to the whispers of the wandering girls, Jiang Cheng wanted to escape from this place more and more...

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