Maybe a Fake Gintama

Jiang Cheng: Qiaodou sack! Don’t give a title that might confuse readers!

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"Don't be ridiculous, how would I know." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied impatiently, "Get out of here quickly, don't bother me, you brat."

"But... something seems really, really wrong with Sister Yue Yong!" Qingta said in an exaggerated manner, "If it's Brother Jiang Cheng, he might know a way to restore Sister Yue Yong's strength!"

"I told you I don't know anything at all!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but curse, then he put down the game controller in his hand with a sigh and stood up. He pushed and kicked Qingta out of the door, closed the door and locked it in one go.

"Listen to me a little longer, Brother Jiangcheng!" Haruta shouted outside the door.

"Hurry up and practice your Rasengan in the woods. Don't bother me anymore, Boruto." Jiang Cheng replied casually after clapping his hands.

After saying that, Jiang Cheng ignored Haruta's shouts, walked to the computer, sat down, put on his headphones, adjusted the volume to the maximum, and continued his gaming adventure...

"How is it?" Hinawa's voice sounded from behind Haruta.

"Sure enough, it's not going to work anymore, mom." Haruta turned his head, looked at Nichiwa sitting in the wheelchair and continued, "Let's just let Sister Yueyong give up, right? There's no need to thank you, right? To that dead nerd explain."

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The incident starts from last night.

At this time, some time has passed since the incident in Direa. But Jiang Cheng always felt that something was wrong with Yue Yong's recent state.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?" At the dinner table, Jiang Cheng stared at Yue Yong sitting across the table and asked, "Why do you always have a troubled expression on your face? Is it...constipation?"

"How is that possible! Idiot!" Yue Yong cursed with rolled eyes.

"It's not constipation? Could it be... hemorrhoids?!"

"Hey, what did you Hundan say at the dinner table? I'll kill you." Yue Yong replied.

"Hmph, I understand," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and chuckled, then raised his eyebrows and continued: "It's really not easy to be a woman. There are so many days every month, it's really hard~"

"It's not the day yet." Niluran on the side explained with a smile.

"Speaking of which, Brother Jiang Cheng, isn't it the same? There are a few days in a month where you have to sleep..." Haruta raised his hand and said.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"Well, it's none of my business, but don't hang around in front of me anymore, okay?" Jiang Cheng put down the chopsticks in his hands and replied casually, "Seeing your expression makes me feel like the food is not even tasty~ "

"Really?!" Yue Yong slapped the table and stood up.

"What was your reaction?!" Jiang Cheng was startled, and then quickly explained: "It's a joke, what a joke, can't you take a joke?"

Looking at Yue Yong who sat down again without saying a word with his head lowered, Jiang Cheng finally gave up the desire to pick up the dishes again.

"I'm full." After Jiang Cheng said this, he slowly stood up and left.

It wasn't until Jiang Cheng went out that Qingta realized what he was doing and looked at Jiang Cheng counting buckets of rice behind him.

He said exaggeratedly: "Brother Jiang Cheng has eaten very little today! Only five buckets of rice! That's one-third of the usual amount! Are you sick?"

"Really?!" Yue Yong slapped the table and stood up again.

"Mom..." Haruta carefully moved to Nilun's side and whispered: "There's something really wrong with Sister Yueyong..."

Hearing this, Ri Lun said nothing, but looked at Yue Yong who was standing beside him with a smile.

After seeing this, Yue Yong quickly sat down, picked up his bowl and chopsticks, and began to eat by himself.

"Do you want to eat all of Brother Jiang Cheng's portion?" Seeing Yue Yong who kept adding more food, Qingta complained expressionlessly.

"No, maybe I just want to thank Jiang Chengsang, so I'm very distressed." Hinawa Mianxiang Haruta explained with a smile.

"Who would think of thanking that damn otaku!" Yue Yong instantly became furious and shouted.

Haruta looked at Yue Yong who looked like a cat with exploded fur in front of him with a speechless expression.

Nichi Lun still had a smile on his face.

Looking at the gazes of the two people, Yue Yong couldn't stand being stared at, and quickly defended: "I just think that idiot saved Yoshihara from this incident. If it weren't for him, Yoshihara would have endured it." Is it a disaster? Then the reconstruction costs and the medical expenses for the injured wandering girls will be a huge expense. So, I just want to take care of the Yoshiwara wandering girls..."

As he spoke, Yue Yong's voice became smaller and smaller.

"What do you mean?" Haruta asked softly.

"What Yueyue means is that Jiang Chengsang in this incident was like an employee who stopped the company's losses in time." Nilun summed up simply.

"Sosou! That's what it means!" Yue Yong replied.

"Do you consider yourself the chairman?" Haruta complained expressionlessly again.

"That makes sense. I really should thank Jiang Chengsang this time. Of course, it's for the Yoshiwara girls." Riwa said with a smile, "Then, I'll leave this matter to you Yueyue. Right? You can definitely complete the task perfectly, right?"

"There is no other way. Since you said so in Ri Lun, then I can only..." Yue Yong folded her hands and pretended to be indifferent...

That's probably what happened, hence the opening scene.

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Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang! !

The knocking on the door kept coming, and Jiang Cheng could hear it even with headphones on.

Finally, after the game character he was controlling died, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't bear it and took off his headphones, stood up and walked to the door of his room with a dark face.

"You told me not to bother me anymore! You brat!" Jiang Cheng shouted as he opened the door. But just after he opened the door, Jiang Cheng discovered that the person standing at the door was not Haruta, but someone holding a stack of game discs. Moon chant.

"Ah, it's you." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said casually, "What's the matter?"

Yue Yong opened her mouth, but in the end she didn't say anything. Instead, she threw all the games she was holding onto Jiang Cheng. The latter was knocked directly to the ground.

After doing all this, Yue Yong turned around and left. Not a trace of sloppiness.

"What kind of madness is this woman?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his waist and stood up, then glanced at the games that fell on the ground, "These are..."

"Is this a punishment?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Didn't I say that I don't like RPG games? Could it be..."

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dinner time.

"These are for you." After saying that, Jiang Cheng picked up a stack of games from the side and placed them in front of Haruta.

"These are..." Looking at the RPG games that her mother usually wouldn't buy, Qing was shocked, "Brother Jiang Cheng, are these the ones you bought for me?! They are all very expensive. kind!"

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng cursed, and then casually continued, "Yueyue bought these for you, but it seems that he was too embarrassed to give them away, so he asked me to deliver them on his behalf."

"Really?!" Qingta looked happy, "Thank you so much, Sister Yue Yong, for giving me so many games! But then again, where did Sister Yue Yong go?"

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Haruta, it's better to play games for an hour a day." Hinawa said with a smile.

"Why is this like this..." Haruta curled her lips and muttered.

But at this time, Yue Yong, who was standing at the door, held her forehead and looked depressed, then slowly turned around and left. You know, Yue Yong’s savings were all used to buy these games...

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After the meal, Jiang Cheng covered his belly, which was as big as a ten-month pregnancy, and burped with satisfaction.

"I'm full. I'm so satisfied." Jiang Cheng said with a satisfied look on his face.

"Today's food intake is normal." Haruta said, looking at the dozens of empty wooden barrels containing rice beside Jiang Cheng.

"After all, I didn't see that disgraceful face today." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Stop talking about Sister Yue Yong like that," Qingta complained, "Sister Yue Yong is also for..."

"Haruta." Nichiwa stopped Haruta from speaking, and then looked at Jiang Cheng seriously.

"What's that look in your eyes?" Jiang Cheng looked confused.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, you are really too slow sometimes." Haruta complained.

"Huh? What are you talking about? It's completely meaningless." Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

Haruta was about to explain, but was interrupted again by Hiwa.

"Today's moon is also very beautiful. Don't you think it's a good time to have a drink today?" Sun Lun extended a finger and suggested with a smile.

"No, my schedule has been full recently. I really don't have time." Jiang Guo refused decisively.

"A full schedule means..." Haruta murmured.

"Of course it's a game!" Jiang Cheng replied.

"Are you just staying in the room and playing games?!" Haruta yelled.

"Are you looking down on games?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, and then showed a look of enthusiasm, "Those are the fruits of the hard work of game designers! Countless ideas have been put together, and they have gone through countless hours of meticulous craftsmanship. The art that came out! That’s GAME!”

"The process of playing games is not just about playing, but more importantly, feeling the hard work that the game designers put into designing the games! It is no longer just a game! It is an unparalleled work of art!"

"You just made an excuse! It's so bad! You nerd!" Haruta yelled.

"What did you say?! You brat!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

"Well, you can't play games 24 hours a day, right? Just relax today. You can drink whatever you want~" Nichiwa continued, "It just so happened that Yoshiwara bought a batch of high-end Chinese liquor some time ago, but The sales volume is not very high, they are all piled up in the warehouse~"

"That's it, then I can only be disrespectful..." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, but then he saw Hiwa and Haruta secretly high-fiving each other, "I always feel... you have some conspiracy..."

"No, no! Nothing!" Haruta explained hurriedly.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng still didn't believe it.

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