Maybe a Fake Gintama

"If it doesn't work, it won't work. Moreover, although I don't know what advertising slogans you designed, but... there may be a high possibility that Yoshiwara's business will become worse after your publicity." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Okay, okay, get out of here quickly. Otherwise, I'll call Baihua to ask you out."

With a dark face, Gui tried not to have an attack. After a long time, he slowly raised his head, stretched out five fingers, and said, "The profit is fifty-fifty!"

"Seven three!" Jiang Cheng replied.

"Four-six!" Gui gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

"Eight-two." Jiang Cheng replied again.

"You can't bargain like this!"

"You don't seem to understand, you are begging me for this~" Jiang Cheng showed a sly smile.

"Thirty-seven at most!" Gui clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth.

"Jiuyi." Jiang Cheng smiled and showed his bottom line.

"You brat! Are you fooling me?!" Gui shouted with his two big bloodshot eyes looking as if he was about to pull out the knife from his waist the next moment.

"I'll give you three seconds to think about how to talk to Party A." Jiang Cheng put on an indifferent expression, "One, two, S..."

"One nine, one nine!" Gui replied through gritted teeth.

"Yo Xi! Then sign the contract first." Jiang Cheng said, taking out the contract that he didn't know when to prepare from under the table, and took out the ink pad and signature pen.

"Are you ready in advance?!" Gui was completely in a bad mood, lowering his head and falling into the shadows.

"Don't be stunned, the contract still needs to be signed, in two copies." Jiang Cheng said, pushing the contract to Gui, "My name has been signed, only Party B is left. Hurry up, after signing I’m going to have someone design the advertising words. But I’d like to remind you to read the contract carefully~”

In the end, Gui signed his name and fingerprinted the contract. Of course, he didn't have time to read the contract carefully because... the contract was too thick. A contract is almost as thick as a book...

After taking a closer look at Gui's signature to confirm that there was nothing wrong with it, Jiang Cheng nodded and stuffed a contract into his arms. Then he clapped his hands at the door and shouted: "Come in, the next step is to design the advertising slogan."

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the door was opened instantly, and Yue Yong walked in wearing glasses, holding two books on advertising and marketing, pushing Rilun. Nichirin also wore a pair of glasses and had several books on advertising and marketing on his lap.

"Qiaodou sack! I have already designed the advertising slogan." Gui quickly replied.

"No, I don't trust you at all." Jiang Cheng replied, "And didn't you read the contract carefully? In the first additional condition [the advertising words are decided by Party A, Party B is only responsible for inserting holes in the interview] Insert the advertising slogan a hundred times. In the event of breach of contract, you will be compensated with a liquidated damages of one billion]!"

"This is completely impossible!" Gui scolded, "How on earth do you have to insert the radio words a hundred times in the interview! Just read the advertising words, and a day will pass!"

"Calm down, Wig." Jiang Cheng comforted, "Don't worry, we will try to compress the advertisement as short as possible! At least, we will ensure that it is compressed within two hundred words!"

"Not a wig,

It's Gui! It’s not short at all! Gui shouted with his veins popping out, "This is simply the overlord clause!" My purpose is to let the general public know the true side of the anti-Yi people, not to promote Yoshihara! "

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then continued, "Then you can also choose to break the contract~"

"Souga, there is still this option..." Gui murmured, then smiled and said: "Then I choose to go against it..."

Before the word of the agreement was uttered, Jiang Cheng took out a piece of white paper from his arms, wrote down his bank account number, handed it to Gui, and said, "Trouble will be paid for the liquidated damages of one billion within a month." Transfer it to this account."

"Ten...ten...billion?!!!" Gui Quan felt bad, "How can there be so many!"

"Didn't anyone tell you before you left society? You should read the contract carefully before signing it, right?" Jiang Cheng said casually.

"That's too long!" Gui retorted, "It's so thick as a book, how can I read it carefully! This is a scam! A scam!"

"You can't blame me for that. I obviously warned you in advance~" Jiang Cheng replied casually, "You signed it in black and white! Besides, I didn't force you~"

With that said, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong and Ri Lun, who were standing aside, and said with a smile: "You guys, are you ready with the advertising words?"

"Of course." Hinata adjusted his glasses and replied with the same smile. Then he took out a thick stack of A4 paper from his arms. Then he pretended to be embarrassed and said: "But it seems that I have prepared a lot. I have designed several versions~ Which one should I choose? It's really distressing~"

"I have also designed a few editions. If paired with pictures, the effect should be very good." Yue Yong said as he took out a thick stack of color pages from his arms.

"Are there any pictures?!" Gui was already doubting life.

"But don't worry, I've tried my best to compress the advertisement to less than 200 words." Yue Yong continued.

"I really didn't expect this day to come. I'm really looking forward to Yoshiwara being able to promote it in front of people all over the country~" Hiwa said with a smile.

Yue Yong chuckled, and then replied: "Well, this man is still somewhat useful at this point."

"How bad is my impression in your mind..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Good-for-nothing man." Yue Yong adjusted her glasses and replied decisively.

"Hey, I'm really going to be angry." Jiang Cheng replied, "I'm really serious!"

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he saw Gui, who was looking at the contract in his hand with his head lowered and a dark face, laughing.

"Hmm hum hum ha ha ha ha ha..." Gui's laughter became more and more crazy.

"Hello? Are you okay?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Do you think I haven't considered this?!" Gui Heng said with a smile, then raised his head, pointed at the contract in his hand, and shouted loudly: "Please check whether the signature is correct first!"

"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and took out the contract from his pocket again, turning to the signature on the last page, "Wig Kotaro, there is nothing wrong with it, what's wrong?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui replied, and then laughed, "That's not my real name at all! You remembered it wrong, Jiang Cheng!"

"What?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, and then looked at Gui with confusion, "When did you change your name?!"

"How is that possible! It's always been Gui! How many times have I reminded you since I was a kid!" Gui yelled, "Just because you brats call people by the wrong name every day, it hurts me when I sign my name. I couldn’t help but write it wrong!”

"You're about the same! There's no one stupid enough to sign wrongly!" Yue Yong complained.

"But thanks to this, I was lucky enough to escape." Gui chuckled, and then showed a look of joy.

"I never thought of this." Jiang Cheng covered his forehead, unable to hide his disappointment, "It's been so long, because Gintoki and Gao Zai have been calling you that, so I thought you were really called Wig Kotaro. .”

"Do you want to die? You brats were obviously the ones who screamed in the first place!"

"Really? Is there such a thing?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "My memory is not very good, after all, it has been so long. Besides, the name is not important, right?"

"How could it not be important? If you don't remember, turn to Chapter 4 and read it from beginning to end, you bastard!" Gui retorted loudly, "Every time I call someone else's name by mistake, it's very rude, you know?" !”

"Speaking of which, what is your real name? Wig." Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"So didn't you tell me? What is your real name?"

"So didn't you say it?! It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui yelled.

"So didn't you tell me?! What is your real name! Wig!" Jiang Cheng's voice drowned out Gui's voice.

"So didn't you say it!!! It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui also raised his voice, "Are you deliberately looking for trouble?!"

"That... I understand," Yue Yong raised her hand and said, "This person's real name should be Gui."

"Huh? Why?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Because didn't he just say [It's not the wig, it's Gui]?"

"No, no, no, that's just a wig's catchphrase." Jiang Cheng retorted, "It's almost like what you often say about [you] and [me]."

"That's it..."

"Heavenly Punishment!!" Gui couldn't bear it any longer, so he drew out his sword and chopped it down at Jiang Chengcheng.

"Well, calm down." Jiang Cheng hurriedly hid, "I can't help it. Who told you to never explain it? Then, why not take this opportunity to introduce yourself carefully again. It can be regarded as in front of all readers. Clarify once.”

"That makes sense, then..." As he spoke, Gui put away his knife, and then said with a serious face: "It's not the wig, it's Gui. I am a member of the anti-barbarian fighters, and the original five people who resisted the barbarians. One! The crazy noble prince! The formidable Katsura Kotaro has become the runaway Kotaro, with AB blood type!"

"It's too long!" Jiang Cheng complained, and then sighed, "But I still can't remember it clearly. Then again, how should I write the words [Katsura Kotaro]? Can you show me?"

"I didn't expect that one day you would fall to this point..." Gui sneered, "When the teacher was teaching, it seemed that you didn't listen carefully, Jiang Cheng. Then I will tell you [Gui Xiaotaro] out of mercy. How should I write these words?"

"Please!" Jiang Cheng took out a pen and paper and put it on the table.

Gui still looked proud. He took the pen and signed his name on the paper without even looking at it. He said, "Did you read it carefully? If you didn't see it clearly, I can do it again."

"Thank you so much!" Jiang Cheng sighed and took out another piece of paper and put it in front of Gui, and Gui signed his name again.

Jiang Cheng held two pieces of paper and held his forehead, his body trembling slightly.

"What's wrong? Are you too excited? I can understand, after all, my signature is also very precious..." Gui said proudly, holding his hands.

"Yes... I'm really excited..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng raised his head and showed a dangerous smile, "It seems you haven't noticed where you signed your name? The contract is effective. Here it is, wig..."

"Masaka!" Gui Ye reacted and said angrily: "You actually resorted to such despicable means!"

"How can you say that~" Jiang Cheng teased, "You obviously wrote it down yourself~"

"Jiang Chengjun~" Gui said coquettishly.

"Give up." Jiang Cheng replied, "Being so coquettish will only make me feel even more disgusting!"

"What a...dangerous man." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng and murmured, "Although I say so, the result is not bad..."

"Jiang Cheng! You bastard!!!!"

--Dividing line--

The next day, after Gui kept promoting Yoshiwara a hundred times in front of the national audience. In the next month, Yoshiwara's GDP surged several times.

ps: Gui, who was only focusing on talking about the advertisement, completely forgot why he was participating in the interview...

ps of ps: Ninety-one points should be given to Gui, but Jiang Cheng chose to ignore it.

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