Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Why do you feel unhappy? I work really hard~" Jiang Cheng complained with a curl of his lips.

"The direction of your efforts is not right!" Gintoki cursed again, and then blocked the mosaic again, "How much trouble do you want to cause this work! Take a good look at the copyright law, you bastard!"

Then Jiang Cheng and Mr. Yuanwai looked at each other and shrugged at the same time.

"Well, where's mine?" Kagura raised her hand and said, "Uncle and Gin-chan's requests have been fulfilled, Aru, but what about mine? Where is my raw egg mixed rice, Aru?"

"Where is it completed? I didn't even see it!" Gintoki shouted.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all." Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said nonchalantly, but the next moment he was shocked by the operation of the old man from outside.

I saw Mr. Yuanwai raising Mosaic's left hand and pressing the switch. Soy sauce really came out from the muzzle of Mosaic's left hand!

Then Kagura nodded with satisfaction.

"It's really added! Why add something that has no use at all!" Gintoki shouted with his veins popping, "Get away from the topic of raw egg rice! How much do you like it? Raw eggs mixed with rice! Although I like it too!"

"I hate raw eggs mixed with rice." After thinking for a moment, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said seriously.

"It has nothing to do with you! Whether you like it or not is none of our business!" Gintoki scolded.

"Because... you just have to say what you hate." Jiang Cheng replied, and then looked at Gintoki with a smile on his face, "Actually, I hate you too."

"What you said has nothing to do with the current situation!" Gintoki scolded.

"Stop arguing," Mr. Yuanwai said, and then looked at the mosaic again, scratching his head with a look of annoyance on his face, "You have really many demands. If you add something else, it will exceed the limit." It’s budgeted.”

As he said that, Mr. Yuanwai suddenly realized something. He turned to look at Jiang Cheng and the others and asked, "By the way, do you have money?"

Then all the Wanshiwu turned to look at Jiang Cheng, while Jiang Cheng looked up at the sky and whistled as if he hadn't seen anything.

Gintoki: Ding——

Kagura: Ding——

New Eight Chirps: Ding——

After half a minute, Jiang Chengcai finally couldn't help but cursed: "What are you looking at? Why are you all looking at me? No more! Not a penny left! I used it all to buy games yesterday!"

However, Gintoki and Kagura didn't believe it, and walked toward Jiang Cheng with a fierce look on their faces...

ten minutes later.

"Really, he is just a poor guy." Gintoki spat disdainfully, then took out the remaining three hundred yen from Jiang Cheng's wallet and stuffed it into his arms.

"How qualified are you to say that?!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed, "How can someone who wants to take away three hundred yuan have the right to say such a thing?!"

"Hey, old man, here's the money," Gintoki said, taking out a hundred-yen steel coin and handing it to the old man Gengai, "Please!"

"Are you... looking down on me? Bastard."

…

finally,

Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio were kicked out by Mr. Yuanwai.

House of Everything.

Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio sat on the sofa and looked at the head of Miss [Etsuko] who was alone on the table.

"It looks really pitiful, just like an abandoned puppy~" Xin Baji said with emotion.

"There's nothing we can do about it. We have no money. We can't sell it at all. I feel like a murderer. If I leave her here, I'll be scared when I go to the toilet at night, right?" Gintoki sighed softly. He said, then looked at Jiang Cheng with a complaining look.

"Let's not talk about whether it can be sold. If you don't have a body, you can't use Aru as a maid." After saying that, Kagura also looked at Jiang Cheng with a look of complaint.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Do you mean it's all my fault? Is it because of me that she turned into a puppy that no one wants? Is it because of me that you get startled by her when you go to the toilet?! "Jiang Cheng scolded, "Don't be joking!"

"Yeah." Gintoki and Kagura nodded at the same time.

"Just stop it, you bastards!"

"Well, calm down. Does this have something to do with Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Bajiu quickly came out to smooth things over and said with a smile, and then looked at the head on the table again, "And it's not all good. After all, according to the source According to the old man, this machine seems to have transaction processing capabilities."

"Nani? Are you spitting engine oil on the owner?" Jiang Cheng looked dismissively.

"That's not what I mean. Its previous owner probably used her more as a computer or something like that than as a maid." Shinpachi explained.

"Computer? Really?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then took out a game disc and game controller from his arms and carefully looked at the legendary [computer]. "Where is it? Where is the place to read the disk? And where is the place to insert the handle? The nostrils?”

With that said, Jiang Cheng inserted the plug of the game controller into the nostrils of the [computer], "No, is it the mouth?"

Before Jiang Cheng could test it, Miss Etsuko took the lead and spit out a mouthful of engine oil. After spitting out, she fell into a state of panic again.

"This is the second time! I really hit you!" Jiang Cheng was instantly furious, but was stopped firmly by Shinpachi.

"Calm down, Jiang Chengsang."

"Really, it seems that she really hates you." Gintoki sneered, and then looked at Miss Etsuko in front of him, and murmured: "If it is a computer, where is the start button? If If it is installed on ****, it will be over."

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "This guy must have always been on! He has spit out engine oil on me twice!"

"Maybe it's a machine malfunction or something," Gintoki analyzed. "That's what machines are like. If there's a slight malfunction, parts will spit out."

"Do you think it's your old TV?!"

"Could it be the mole on the forehead?" Xin Baji analyzed.

"Black mole? Isn't this a booger?" Gintoki asked doubtfully, but just after he finished speaking, Miss Etsuko spat out a mouthful of engine oil and hit her in the face.

"It looks like it's really on standby!" Gintoki said with a dark face, and the next moment he waved his fist at Miss Etsuko.

However, he failed to do so as he was blocked by Kagura.

"Let me go, Kagura!" Gintoki shouted with his veins popping, "How dare you spit at the master, who do you think you are!"

But Miss Etsuko never responded.

"Don't pretend to be asleep, you bastard! Believe it or not, I'll put two more boogers on your forehead!" Gintoki yelled.

"Hey, the current situation is not caused by my uncle and Gin-chan playing her like a football. I hate you and there is nothing you can do about it." Kagura analyzed seriously, "Let me do it. I was the one who picked her up in the first place. The person who comes to her is like the first person who picks up a stray dog ​​and takes it home.”

Saying that, Kagura raised her hand and struck Miss Etsuko on the head, "Wake up! My servant!"

"Do you think you are repairing our TV?! What kind of violent boot method is this!" Xin Baji complained.

As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, Kagura received a sneer from Miss Etsuko and...a spit of machine oil on her cheek.

"You're such a weak soul!" Kagura was angry, "Is this the way you treat your savior? Hey!"

Seeing that three of the four people were already trying to kill Miss Etsuko, Shinpachi quickly pressed down the mole on Miss Etsuko's head.

The next moment, Miss Etsuko really opened her eyes. Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kagura also stopped when they saw this scene.

"Durrulurrulurrulurrulurrulurrulu~" Ms. Etsuko finally turned on the phone normally! "Unfortunately, your Adventure Book 1, Adventure Book 2, and Adventure Book 3 have been deleted."

"Hey, what's going on? Why was the adventure book deleted?" Gintoki asked in confusion, "Did you hit it too hard? Kagura."

"What is an adventure book..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"Aru must have ventured somewhere." Kagura explained.

"I...hate RPG games." Jiang Cheng said seriously, "Please switch to FPS game mode."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all!" Gintoki shouted.

Miss Etsuko glanced at Jiang Cheng, and then said again: "Please re-create the adventure book, starting with the name."

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

"Maybe it just doesn't support the FPS game mode." Shinpachi said quickly, and then looked at Miss Etsuko again, "But speaking of names..."

"Silver-haired boogers with naturally curly hair should go to hell." Jiang Cheng said.

"Yoshi, the new name is [Silver-haired booger natural curls go to hell]" Miss Etsuko continued, "Are you sure?"

"How could you choose that kind of name!" Gintoki cursed.

"Hey——?" Jiang Cheng deliberately prolonged his voice, then curled his lips and pretended to be hurt, "It took me a long time to think of this name~"

"Are you going to fight, you bastard?!" Gintoki cursed.

"come!"

"You two should settle down," Shinpachi once again acted as the peacemaker. "At this time, you should try to think of a simple and nice name. After all, Miss Etsuko is also a woman."

Later, Xin Baji fell into a pink reverie, and even the background was filled with pink petals:

In Shinpachi's fantasy, he and Miss Etsuko, who was wearing a maid outfit, were running hand in hand in a sea of ​​flowers...

"Miss Etsuko~"

"New Eight Chisang~"

"Ahahaha~"

"Ah hehehe~"

…

Seeing Xin Bajiu with his eyes closed and looking like a pig, everyone was speechless.

"I have no regrets in my life." Xin Baji woke up from his fantasy, wiped the tears from his eyes and said.

"Hey, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "This kid is really hopeless..."

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