Maybe a Fake Gintama

Looking at the plates of black unknown substances on the table, Granny Taki stood up with a dark face, overturned the table and cursed: "I don't remember ever teaching you how to turn eggs into dog food like this! You Are you going to make my kitchen the center of an explosion?! You stinky girl!"

"That's right," A Miao replied, still smiling, "For a young wife, the kitchen is like a battlefield."

"I'm not talking about that!" Granny Taki scolded angrily, "I'm talking about this being completely fried! It's completely black! Soul Society? Do you think this is Soul Society? ?!”

Immediately afterwards, Grandma Taki took out her fan, opened it and then said: "You can't even cook a dish. It's a hundred years too early for you to marry into the Yagyu family!"

As she said that, Granny Taki closed her fan, jumped up, and smashed it down at A Miao.

But it should be said that it was A Miao who simply used two chopsticks to block Grandma Taki's fan attack.

"Grandma Taki, you are the one who trained me to be a bride," A Miao reminded with a smile, "but you always turn over the table and use force on me. Isn't that bad?"

[This girl is not afraid of the torture techniques of an old woman like me at all! If she is allowed to marry into the Yagyu family, she will definitely be a threat to me! ] Granny Taki was shocked, then she took the fan back, then turned her back to A Miao and said, "Forget it, I've had enough of you."

Then, Granny Taki looked at the black matter that had just been knocked to the ground, and grinned with a bad smile, "Go and clean up the garbage over there. You must not throw it away. You are responsible for eating it! Dog!" The food is most suitable for you to eat..."

But just as she finished speaking, Granny Taki saw the previous head of the Yagyu family, Yagyu Toshiki, squatting on the ground holding a black substance and eating it with relish.

"Master Minmuqi! What are you eating!" Grandma Taki's whole body felt bad.

"What a waste, this can still be eaten." Mr. Minmuqi turned his head and explained, then turned his head again and started eating with relish.

"It's not a question of whether you can eat it or not, you are the master of the Yagyu family!" Granny Taki shouted, "How can you do such a thing!"

…

Yagyu's front yard.

Jiangcheng and his party fought against the Four Heavenly Kings of Yagyu led by Jiubei.

"You guys came in without permission, so I'm going to use Yagyu-ryu's rules." Kyuubei said.

"Souga, I understand!" Jiang Cheng nodded, and then pushed Kondo, Fourteen, Shinpachi and Gintoki forward, "It's not just your family that has the perverted Four Heavenly Kings! We have them here too!"

"Who are you calling a pervert?" Gintoki and Shishita simultaneously stretched out their feet and kicked Jiang Cheng over, cursing.

"No, I just think it's fairer for the other side to send four people. It's fair for us to send four people," Jiang Cheng explained after getting up. "There's a pervert on the other side. This one can be given to the orangutan, and the blind man can be given to him." Give it to Shinpachi, the ketchup control can be given to the mayonnaise control, and the last mosaic obscenity can only be given to Gintoki."

"What on earth do you want us to compete with!" Gintoki cursed, "Why is my opponent such an obscene thing?!"

But just as Gintoki finished speaking, he saw Kondo tearing off his clothes and nodding with his hands folded.

"I see. From this point of view, we are evenly matched. Don't worry! Leave that **** pervert to me! I won't lose!"

"You took off your clothes very quickly!" Gintoki scolded, "Also, what do you mean you won't lose? Does it mean you won't lose to a perverted level?!"

"These people are really getting more and more irritating..." Dongcheng murmured, and then cursed at Jiang Cheng, "How can you slander the young master like this! The young master just has a blindfold! He is not blind! "

[This person really has no consciousness at all. 】Everyone thought at the same time.

"No one said that your young master is blind!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"No, the pervert of *** refers to Nishino, the ketchup accusation refers to Beidaoji, and the obscene material refers to Nanto," Dongcheng counted them one by one with his fingers, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with a serious face, " The remaining blind man can only point to the young master!"

"You picked it all off yourself," Jiang Cheng said with twitching corners of his mouth, "The blind man is referring to you, you idiot."

"Huh? No way! I'm not blind at all!" Dongcheng waved his hands and said.

"No, you keep squinting your eyes and you look like a blind man." Jiang Cheng explained, "It looks like the artist didn't draw your eyes on purpose."

"Actually... I can open my eyes and say," Dongcheng said weakly, "This is entirely the painter's fault..."

"That's enough, that kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and interrupted Dongcheng, "Let's start quickly. The game I just bought yesterday was just opened today and I didn't have time to play it."

Kyubey clapped his hands, and then a servant ran over from the side carrying a large tray. There are several small plates in the tray.

Jiubei picked up a small plate from the tray and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng raising his hand.

"I know!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and chuckled, "Now that I have taken out this kind of thing, I already understand what the rules of the game are! It seems that the ancient Yagyu family actually uses such rules."

"Hey? Boss, do you already know the rules of the game?" Sougo asked doubtfully.

"It seems that you are not an ordinary person, you actually know the rules when you see the small plate," Kyubei chuckled, "But this saves me from explaining it to you."

"Hey, do you really understand?" Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng with doubt on his face.

"Don't underestimate me, that's all." Jiang Cheng chuckled disdainfully, then looked at Jiubei and said, "Throw that little plate over."

Jiubei raised his lips, and then threw the small plate in his hand towards Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng instantly raised his umbrella and fired a shot with his eyes closed. The small plate shattered in response.

Kyubey: "???"

After doing all this, Jiang Cheng pretended to blow a breath towards the still smoking umbrella, and then explained to himself: "Do you understand? This is the most classic shooter that comes with the Famicom. Frisbee. I'm very good at it."

"I see, so this is the rule." Sougo nodded, and then took out the rocket launcher, "Then, I'll come too!"

"I want to play Aru too!" Kagura also raised her umbrella.

"There is no way, it turns out to be this kind of rule, then there is only..." Fourteen puffed out a puff of smoke, and then took out a rocket launcher from behind.

"No matter how you think about it, it's impossible!" Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng over and cursed.

"Young Master, do we really need to waste time with this group of people?" Toucheng whispered in Jiubei's ear.

…

"I see, this is the rule." Jiang Cheng nodded and looked at Jiubei, "It's a great test of shooting skills. It's really a good game."

"Are you just thinking about games?!" Gintoki scolded, "It's totally illegal to use that kind of weapon! Change it to a wooden sword, you bastard!"

"No, this is the secret of our stream!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "You have to learn to keep up with the times. How can a sword like that be as fast as a bullet? No matter how superb your swordsmanship is, a sniper bullet It can also kill you. Flashy things are useless."

"Although there is some truth in what he said, it is better not to use such dangerous weapons in this situation." Xin Bajiu murmured, "Today is a sword competition. No matter how you look at this kind of thing, Is it a foul? And... Jiang Chengsang, you may have forgotten that in the setting of the daily chapter, bullets cannot kill people..."

Jiang Cheng was stunned, and then murmured to himself: "There is such a setting..."

…

"Then, see you later." After saying that, Jiubei turned around and started to leave.

The remaining Four Heavenly Kings of Yagyu, no, it should be said that the Three Heavenly Kings of Yagyu plus a humanoid obscene object covered with mosaics looked at Jiang Cheng and others with arrogance.

"It's better to admit defeat as soon as possible," Dongcheng said, "If we, the Yagyu Four Heavenly Kings, are serious, they are not on the same level as you."

"No, it's four perverts." Jiang Cheng plucked his ears with a look of disapproval.

"It's just that he's a good talker," Dongcheng snorted, "I, Dongcheng, will take care of all of you on behalf of the young master."

"And me, Beida Luqi." Siyan said.

"Add me, Nanto Tsumugi." Humanoid Mosaic said.

"Add me, Nishino..." the pervert said.

"Hehehe..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and stood up, "I see. I feel a little familiar. Those names...so it's like this...hehehehe..."

"Hey Yin Sang, I always feel that something is wrong with Jiang Cheng Sang..." Xin Baji said in a low voice, "It's just like the big boss who is about to turn black..."

"Hey, you guys..." Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Gintoki and the others, squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "You can deal with these people to death~ It doesn't matter even if you kill them~ No, I mean the plate It doesn’t matter, just kill him~"

"It's gone dark! It's really gone dark!" Shinpachi yelled.

"It's best not to leave ashes to them." Jiang Cheng continued.

"That's right, I understand." Sougo nodded, then raised his head with a caring smile, "It's been a long time since I've played such an interesting game. If you want to kill people, just push it to the boss."

"Well, if you want to kill them all, just leave them all to me." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "It's best to kill none of these four people. Especially that **** pervert."

"Hey, something's wrong, those two people," Nishino said in a low voice, "They must have the looks of a murderer!"

"It's just a bluff," Kitaoji said disdainfully, "How could anyone dare to commit murder in Yagyu's house?"

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