Maybe a Fake Gintama

Jiubeyi was stunned, then propped his chin and began to think hard.

Xin Baji and others on the side also stopped and began to think seriously about Jiang Cheng's question.

"This question is really profound. What exactly is it..." Kondo frowned and murmured, "I can't remember it at all...the first thing I saw when I opened my eyes..."

No one else found the answer either.

"You're only at this level." Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

"It sounds like you know it." Gintoki curled his lips and said with disdain.

"I know!" Kagura said, holding her hands.

"As expected of my niece, she found the answer in such a short time." Jiang Cheng praised.

The others also looked at Kagura curiously.

"It's Banana Aru!" Kagura continued.

"No!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "How could you see something like that at first sight! You opened your eyes too early!"

"Isn't it Aru?" Kagura asked doubtfully.

"Of course!" Gintoki punched Kagura on the head, "What on earth were you thinking! How could you open your eyes and see banana at first sight!"

"But Mommy said, I came to this world because..." Before Kagura could finish her words, Jiang Cheng covered her mouth.

"No need! No need to go into detail!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Well, I think I know the answer." Kyuubei on the side said.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng's face was full of doubts, but after seeing Jiubei's eyes, Jiang Cheng smiled, "As expected of the next head of the Yagyu family who is number one in the world, he was the first to think of the right thing. Answer."

"She hasn't said it yet! Why did you know at a glance that her guess was the correct answer?" Shinpachi yelled.

"The answer to this question is... Oppai!" Jiubei replied.

"Correct answer!" Jiang Cheng crossed his hands and nodded.

Everyone: "..."

"It doesn't make any sense at all! Even if it's true, it doesn't make any sense at all!" Shinpachi yelled.

"No, do you know why there is only one Earth and two in Oppai?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and asked seriously.

"This kind of question makes no sense at all!" Shinpachi shouted.

"As expected, he's just a boy," Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, then revealed a look of yearning on his face, "I really hope that the last thing I touch at the end of my life is also an Oppai~"

"Hey, you just stated your desires with this sentence!" Xin Baji scolded, "I originally thought Jiang Chengsang was more reliable than Yin Sang! So you are also this kind of person? !”

"Aren't all men like this?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baji in surprise, "Or are you saying you don't like Oppai?"

"How can you be so embarrassed to say this kind of thing..." Xinbaji began to squirm, "Even if you like it, it's hard to say it directly like Jiang Chengsang..."

"No, just say it boldly if you like it. I won't admit it to someone who dares not say it!" Jiang Cheng said sternly,

"It doesn't matter even if you are mistaken for a pervert! If you like it, you just like it! I hate those guys who say they don't like it but secretly flip through magazines and feel obscene! Do you want to be that kind of person?!"

"Even if you say that...but saying those words in public..." Xinbaji said in a low voice with a blushing face, "Aren't you too shy? You will be regarded as a pervert, right?"

"It's really not straightforward at all," Jiang Cheng pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "A submissive person like you will never win the favor of a girl. If you like it, say you like it, if you hate it, say you hate it. That's it. It’s human!”

"Why is there only one Earth, but there are two in Oppai? If you like it, say you like it, if you hate it, say you hate it..." Kubei muttered to himself, holding his chin.

"Hey, Jiang Chengsang, you seem to have opened some door to another world for Jiubeyi..." Looking at Jiubeyi who was lost in thought, Shinpachi muttered with twitching corners of his mouth, but suddenly, Shinpachi Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Dong Cheng, who was still on the ground in the embrace of Mother Earth.

Dongcheng was also thinking seriously, muttering to himself: "Oppai... What is the reason for having two Oppai? Why do women have two Oppai? What is the use of Oppai? Oppai... …”

"Hey, this person has also started." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

But then, Dongcheng suddenly thought of something and said, "I know! Young Master! The reason why Oppai has two is...men have two hands!"

Everyone: "..."

"This person is indeed a pervert," Xin Baji said expressionlessly, "He is undoubtedly a big pervert. What he said just now is undoubtedly the speech of a pervert!"

"That's right, Aru." Kagura echoed with narrowed eyes.

"The so-called Yagyu Four Heavenly Kings are the perverted Four Heavenly Kings. I finally saw it today." Shinpachi complained speechlessly, but suddenly, Shinpachi thought of something, looked at Jiang Cheng and asked, "Well, why did Jiang Cheng just San looks so angry? Why?"

"Ah!" Jiang Cheng slapped his forehead, "If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten! There are still the most important things to do!"

"The most important thing?" Xin Bajiao was puzzled.

"Ah, it's the most important thing." Jiang Cheng had a faint smile on his face, staring straight at Dongcheng, and then raised the umbrella in his hand.

Dongcheng swallowed his saliva, his face was covered with sweat, and he said with a smile: "I wonder if I have offended Your Excellency in some way?"

"Ah, think about it after you go to hell." As he said that, Jiang Cheng waved down his umbrella.

but……

"That's enough," Gintoki stood in front of Dongcheng and blocked Jiang Cheng's attack with a wooden sword. "Are you still brooding about that matter?! Jiang Cheng!"

"Gintoki..." Jiang Cheng bit his lip, showing sadness and intolerance on his face, "You know, that thing is like my inner demon, I can't get rid of it no matter what."

"I know the pain! But what you are doing now can't change any outcome at all!" Gintoki said with a serious face.

"but……"

"It looks like something very serious," Shinpachi murmured, "What exactly happened? Why did Jiang Chengsang lose his mind when facing the Four Heavenly Kings of Yagyu? Why?"

"Because, this guy..." Gintoki turned his head and explained seriously, "When I watched "Strawberry 100", I became a Tojo Party from beginning to end!"

(The names of the Yagyu Four Heavenly Kings are a spoof of the four heroines in Strawberry 100. It doesn’t matter if you haven’t seen it, I will explain it in a single chapter.)

Everyone: "..."

"Is it just for such a boring reason?" Xin Bajia pushed up his glasses and complained expressionlessly.

"A boring reason?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Xin Baji, "What is a boring reason?! What do you know about Dongcheng! Do you know how hard Dongcheng works?! Why did you choose Nishino! I don't know at all I understand!”

"It is true that Dongcheng is very good, but the author must have his own considerations." Xin Baji quickly replied.

"I don't care about that kind of thing! All the previous plots are clearly paving the way for Dongcheng, but why is there such an ultimate twist at the end!" Jiang Cheng cursed nonstop, "What is so good about Nishino! I simply can’t agree with that ending! The author is a fool [beep——]! Manaka (the male protagonist of Strawberry 100%) is also a fool [beep——]!”

"Your resentment is too heavy!" Shinpachi yelled, "This kind of thing cannot be decided by the author alone! Readers voted for Nishino with a higher number of votes. It is also the case that the author chose Nishino for the sake of sales. There’s no way!”

"Are you just casually overturning all the previous plots just for the sake of sales?! That's so bad!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

"But, didn't the author also compensate the fans who liked Dongcheng afterwards? He also drew a side story for Dongcheng." Xin Baji comforted, "Dongcheng finally found a good match."

"Is that considered compensation? Mr. Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng became even more angry, "It would be fine if you didn't mention that. But when you mention that, I get even more angry! That's not compensation! That's just whipping the corpse. ! What do you mean? Create a male protagonist who is similar to Manaka in the side story, and finally ends happily with Tojo? What a joke! Tojo clearly said that he gave up in the finale, but in the blink of an eye, the author arranged a new one who is so similar to Manaka The male protagonist, what is this called? Anyway, I won’t agree with that kind of thing! All Dongcheng Party members won’t agree with it!”

"Your resentment is too heavy! Just stop it, okay?" Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng over and cursed.

"No matter! No one can stop me today! I'm going to kill all four of them!" Jiang Cheng got up.

"Um..." Dongcheng on the ground swallowed his saliva and said, "Actually, I am also a member of the Dongcheng Party. In this case, can you spare my life?"

"Ah, you can keep a whole body," Jiang Cheng replied, "You have already been convicted of the crime of making a spoof of the name of the heroine I like."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng raised the umbrella in his hand, but this time it was held tightly by Xin Bajie.

"Calm down! Jiang Chengsang!" Shinpachi shouted, "This kind of thing has nothing to do with Dongcheng Sang!"

"I'm just unhappy!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "What's the point of choosing a name like this? Is Yagyu 100% or 100% sex change? Stop joking! Just go to hell for them all!"

"Gin-san, hurry up and help stop Jiang Cheng-san!" Shinpachi shouted at Gintoki, "Otherwise, things will be in trouble!"

but……

"It turns out that the boss is from the Dongcheng Party. It's incredible." Sougo sighed slightly.

"Really? I find it incredible too," Gintoki nodded, "Originally I thought he must have liked Kitaoji. After all, in the Oppai competition, Kitaoji was undoubtedly the best among the four female protagonists. 1."

"Actually, I quite like Nishino." Sougo replied.

"No, I think Nanato is actually quite good. Aren't childhood sweethearts quite good?" Kondo said, crossing his hands.

"Hey, what are you talking about again? Why can't I understand a word?" Fourteen asked aloud.

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