Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Now is not the time to talk nonsense..." Gintoki held his stomach and looked at Jiang Cheng with a pained face, "I'm almost at my limit... hurry up..."

"Me too...I feel it's already near the anus..." Kondo said.

"I have solved part of it..." Dongcheng said.

Everyone: "..."

"Um... can you hurry up? I can't wait any longer." Mr. Minmuqi took off the small plate tied to his forehead, "Hurry up and give me the paper... It doesn't matter! In fact, it's all the one from Kyuubei. This guy insisted on me becoming a general, and I agreed because I had no other choice. To be honest, I don't care about who the kid marries, whatever! It doesn't matter if it's a marriage or a divorce! Just give me the paper. ...Ah, no, my stomach starts to hurt again..."

"No! Master Minmuqi! That is related to the happiness of the young master!" Dongcheng shouted, "Just hold on a little longer! Ah, no, my stomach starts to hurt again..."

"Seeing you like this, I sympathize with you very much~" As he said that, Jiang Cheng divided the roll in his hand into four parts and handed them to the four people. At the same time, he also took the small plate from Mr. Min Muqi's hand. return.

Gintoki, Kondo himself, Mr. Tokichi, rushed to the toilet with paper as if they had obtained some rare treasure.

As for Dongcheng who was still underground, he declined.

"No, I've already solved it..."

Everyone: "..."

"Jiang Chengsang is still very reliable at critical moments." Xin Baji said, patting his chest, "I know Jiang Chengsang will not let his guard down at critical moments like this."

But just after he finished speaking, Xin Baji heard the whispers between Jiang Cheng and Sougo.

"Boss, what did you add to the paper just now?" Sougo asked, "I just added itching powder."

"I just added a little mustard and chili oil." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "I guarantee that after they use it, they will never forget that feeling in their lives."

"I... am still too young..." Xin Bajia complained expressionlessly.

"Don't say that, I got this back in exchange," Jiang Cheng curled his lips, then raised the small plate he had just exchanged from Mr. Min Muqi and threw it to Xin Bajie, "Hurry up and go Bar."

"Jiang Chengsang..." Shinpachi muttered as he looked at the small plate held by the other general in his hand.

"Go quickly, I hate people who dawdle the most," Jiang Cheng plucked his ears, his face full of impatience, "Hurry up and solve your troubles, otherwise you will be troubled by that brat all day long. Who can bear this?"

"Thank you..." Shinpachi murmured biting his lower lip, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and rushed to the backyard of Yagyu's house without looking back.

Jiubeyi also reacted at this time and hurriedly wanted to stop him, but Jiang Cheng did not give her this chance and directly blocked Jiubeyi's way with an umbrella.

"The loser should just stay here and watch." Jiang Cheng said.

"Damn it!" Jiubingwei cursed.

As if he could see what Jiubingwei was thinking, Jiang Cheng continued casually, "Whether it's a man or a woman,

None of that stuff matters. But...if you don't even understand the other person's mood, you really are not qualified to be with the other person. "

"Whether it was a promise she made when she was a child or her guilt. I have no interest in what happened to you. But... if you can't even read the other person's expression, you have no right to tell it to others. Such words of happiness.”

As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced at Jiubingwei, "You...the distance from a real man is not just a physical distance, you are too far away..."

"Why..." Jiubingwei looked at Jiang Cheng with a surprised look, and his tone began to gradually become excited, "Why do you know? A Miao is feeling guilty about this kind of thing... Why do you know!"

"That kind of thing can be seen by a man, okay?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, "What nonsense can you say that transcends gender, I almost laugh to death. Remember it for me. , Xiaoya... No, you may not like others to call you girl, then, boy. Remember this carefully, anyone who makes the person you like cry, whether he is a man or a woman, is a bastard!"

Jiubei's eyes gradually widened as he listened to Jiang Cheng's words...

"However, that cannot be said completely. It is normal to cry sometimes, such as at the beginning..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was kicked down by the furious Shili.

"The second half of the sentence is completely unnecessary!" Shi Shi scolded, "What on earth do you want to say!"

"No, this is also necessary, right?" Jiang Cheng retorted as he got up, and then spat disdainfully, "Well, I have said everything that should be said and should not be said. Although I am not a samurai, but... Even I know that protecting what should be protected is something that not only samurai but everyone should learn. You should also think about it carefully, what is it that you want to protect? Is it the mournful face? The face is still... the face that smiles from the heart."

"That's enough. I had a lot of fun today. I'm going back." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and said, "Ah, by the way, remember to tell that guy that if the teacher is absent without reason again, For this matter, just give me back a cent of the tuition fee!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng walked directly towards the gate.

"He is really a brave man," Fourteen breathed out a puff of smoke, "until the end he refused to admit that he came here because of that woman."

"The boss must have his own ideas." Sougo said.

What Fourteen didn't know was that Jiang Cheng's expression was very bad now.

【not good! It seems like the fuss has gone a bit too far! 】Jiang Cheng felt uneasy, 【Even the dojo was demolished! Will you seek compensation from me? It looks like rebuilding will cost a lot of money, right? what to do? ! What should I do if the other party comes to Yoshiwara to ask me to compensate? If Yueyue knew...]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng shuddered inexplicably, [No! You must not let Yueyue know! What happened today cannot be told even if it is taken to the grave! come on! Jiang Cheng! You must hide it well! 】

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Jiubei was thoughtful. Jiubei kept looking at Jiang Cheng until Jiang Cheng walked out of the door of Yagyu's house.

"Xiao Jiu!" A Miao's voice came.

At this time, Jiubei noticed that Shinpachi came here with A Miao.

"Sister!" Kagura shouted in surprise, and then waved her hand.

"A Miao..." Jiubei's nose felt sore, and huge tears fell down his face.

"Xiaojiu..." A Miao came to Jiubingwei, "What's wrong..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiubei hugged A Miao directly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry... A Miao, I lost, I'm sorry..."

The tears never stopped.

"No..." A Miao patted Jiubei's back gently, "We haven't lost yet... Just cry as much as you want today..."

…

"It seems that there is nothing more to do with us." Gintoki murmured, holding his hands and looking at Amiu and Kyuubei who were hugging each other and crying.

"Ah, indeed, it's over." Mr. Minmuqi smiled after getting dressed.

"Although this matter is over, do you feel something is wrong?" Kondo held his hands and turned to look at Mr. Gintoki and Tomoki Qi, "Have you ever felt a strange feeling in your buttocks? It's a bit itchy. It even feels spicy.”

"You must be angry." Gintoki tilted his lips, but then Gintoki also felt something was wrong in his butt, "I seem to be a little angry too."

"Ah, actually I am too..." Mr. Minmuqi echoed, "I thought I was the only one like this..."

"Why does it feel more and more itchy and spicy..." Kondo twisted his face and said in pain.

"Ah... indeed..." Gintoki said with the same twisted expression.

"Actually, I am too..."

Suddenly, Gintoki saw the glance and evil smile of Sougo not far away, and instantly Gintoki thought of a certain possibility. Kondo also thought of a possibility.

"That bastard!!!" Gintoki and Kondo yelled at the same time.

…

Afterwards, everyone also learned that when Kubei was young, due to an accident, Kubei lost his left eye, and A Miao was also present. A Miao has been trapped in deep guilt ever since...

…

A few days later, Yoshihara.

"Yo Xi, let's go." Jiang Cheng held an umbrella and was wearing formal clothes.

"Wait a minute," Yue Yong was also dressed in formal attire, "Have you brought the gift money?"

"Ah!" Jiang Cheng finally realized, "I forgot!"

"You..." Yue Yong didn't know what to say, "Well, forget it, I'll bring it."

"As expected of Yueyue, I remember this kind of thing clearly." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something, narrowed his beady eyes and said, "Why would you follow Am I going out together? You weren’t invited at all, okay! I’m the only one who was invited, okay!”

"If you can promise not to make a scene in that formal occasion..."

"I promise!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said confidently.

"Your guarantee has no credibility at all," Yue Yong took the cigarette rod and blew out a puff of smoke, then glanced at Jiang Cheng and walked out first, "Hurry up, Yoshihara still has a lot of work. Hurry up after attending the engagement ceremony Be back in one o'clock."

"I think you just feel like you don't have enough roles, so you want to take a shot." Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully.

But just as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng received two kunai on his forehead.

"Enough is enough!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on his head and cursed, "Do you want to use my blood to celebrate the wedding of the newlyweds?!"

"Isn't that great?" Yue Yong said without looking back.

"What did you say?!"

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