Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Yeah, yeah, then you have to work harder." Qi Mu waved his hand and said.

"Boss...you..." Sougo looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

"Don't look at me. If you want to thank me, just thank the readers and the author." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said.

"Thank you..." Sougo murmured with his head lowered, his shoulders still shaking slightly.

…

Twenty minutes later, Luo and Saiki Oxiong walked out of the emergency room.

Sougo looked anxious and was about to say something, but Luo spoke first.

"There is no problem anymore. Just let the patient take good care of himself." Luo looked at Jiang Cheng and said, "But in the future, we should pay more attention to our diet. It is better to eat less spicy food. Make this clear to the patient's family."

"I know! Thank you very much!" Sougo lowered his head and bowed.

"I have nothing to do anymore, can you leave?" Luo said.

"Ah, thank you so much this time." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "Looking forward to seeing you next time."

Immediately afterwards, Luo looked at Saiki O-xiong on the side.

"Yeah, yeah, troublesome things are always thrown to me." Qi Mu said, holding three boxes of coffee jelly, "But there is no other way, only I can do it. Let's go, I'll send you back first one piece, I will return later."

"Wait a minute! You haven't used Chaos Space on me yet!" Gintoki quickly stopped him.

But before he finished speaking, Qi Mu and Luo had already disappeared.

"Really, it's hard to work together once, at least give some benefits..." Gintoki said disdainfully, but just after saying that, Saiki appeared in front of everyone again.

But something was wrong. Saiki was soaked all over, and there was a small octopus on his head.

"Hey, where did you send Luo..." Gintoki asked expressionlessly.

"The coordinates are slightly staggered." Saiki replied, "But don't worry, because there is no doubt that it is the One Piece world."

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki shouted, "Did you just throw Luo into the sea?! Doesn't it matter? Does Luo really don't matter?!"

"Finally, everyone in front of the screen, the DVD of "Saiki Kusuo: The Beginning of Disaster" is available in all major shopping malls, so be sure to support it!"

After saying this, Qi Mu disappeared from everyone again.

"Did you show up at the end just to say this?!!"

…

"But, in this case, Miss Mitsuha's life will be saved." Kondo patted Sougo's shoulder and said with a smile, "In this case, you and Shizuo will be able to reconcile..."

"No, we will never be reconciled again..." Sougo raised his head and murmured, "That bastard..."

"That's right! Deputy Chief!" At this time, Yamazaki finally remembered why he came to the hospital. "Director, it's bad! The Deputy Chief, the Deputy Chief rushed into the enemy's base camp alone!"

"Enemy? What enemy?" Kondo asked confused.

"The deputy chief will investigate and find out.

Miss Mitsuba's fiancé went into hiding and collaborated with the anti-barbarian warriors to smuggle weapons..." Yamazaki explained weakly.

"What did you say?!" Kondo grabbed Yamazaki's collar and shouted, "Yamazaki, you are such a dull soul, why did you wait until now to talk about this?!"

"I'm sorry! The deputy commander didn't let me say it!" Yamazaki replied, "If it is known that my relatives are related to the Yirangshi, Captain Okita's status in the Shinsengumi will be in jeopardy!"

After hearing this, Sougo's pupils tightened, [Me? Is it for me? What are you talking about...why? Why? 】

"That bastard Fourteenth..." Kondo let go of Yamazaki and murmured through gritted teeth, "I planned to do it all by myself from the beginning. It was... so messy!"

"That bastard!" Sougo said, starting to leave. But before he could run a few steps, he was grabbed by Kondo.

"You don't have to go, just stay here." Kondo said, "Now you will only be in the way, and those who have confusion on the sword will only die."

"Do you want me to believe you?" Sougo murmured, "Stop joking! I don't want to owe that guy a favor! Kondo-san, you misunderstood me. I'm not as pure as you think. I'm a guy who doesn't trust others and only thinks about my own affairs. I always feel out of place when I'm with you. I'm different from you, so my sister and you both help that guy..."

Before he finished speaking, Kondo punched Sougo away.

"It really hurts. Kondo-san, you are really harsh to me," Sougo wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.

"That's because you're still a kid." Kondo straightened his collar and said, "If Fourteen said the same thing, I would beat him up. That's the kind of relationship we have! If anyone goes astray, the other two will. Straighten him up! This has been like this from the beginning, so we will never go astray, and we can live straight! We don't care about the generation gap you dug without permission! That kind of thing! No matter how many times, I will even cross that barrier and beat you up!"

Kondo's eyes finally softened, "This kind of partner is not something you encounter casually in a long life. We are very lucky. I can meet two such harmful friends in my life."

With that said, Kondo looked at Shinpachi who was standing aside, "Brother-in-law! You must remember these words clearly! After all, I can only leave it to you to select the team in the future! After I get married to your sister!"

"Who is your brother-in-law!" Shinpachi kicked Kondo away again and cursed, "And don't just ask others for help!"

"This time it's Kondo-san's fault." Sougo said, looking at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki.

"Well, I can't refute it." Jiang Cheng and Gintoki replied at the same time.

"Well, I've said all that needs to be said, Sougo, if I make a mistake next time, it's you who will beat me away." With that said, Kondo stood up and walked towards the exit without looking back.

"Well, can I beat you up when you're a stalker? Kondo-san?" Sougo raised his hand and said.

"No need! That's not a stalker, he's just a hunter hunting for love!" Kondo stopped and turned around and shouted, "Also, show me the atmosphere! The cool lines I finally came up with, Why do you think of that kind of place?!"

"Obviously it's just a gorilla," Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, "In fact, in the eyes of the audience, you are saying [Hohohoho] from beginning to end."

"Huh?! No way!" Kondo shouted, "I also want to take advantage of this opportunity to become the protagonist of the work!"

"No, no matter what I say, I will never let an orangutan be the protagonist." Jiang Cheng poured cold water on Kondo without thinking.

"Yes! The protagonist of Rise of the Planet of the Apes is an orangutan!" Kondo retorted.

But after saying that, everyone laughed. Even Sougo on the side couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, the confusion in your heart should have disappeared, right?" Kondo looked at Sougo with a serious face, "Then...it's time to return to the team! Sougo!"

"Hi!" Sougo stood up, saluted and quickly ran to Kondo. However, behind Sougo were the trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu.

"you……"

"After all, I said in front of your sister that I am your friend." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

"Yes..." Gintoki said casually, picking his nose.

Looking at Shinpachi and Kagura who grinned and showed their white teeth, Kondo chuckled and said nothing.

[Sister, I am so lucky. It is difficult to find friends in my long life, but in my life... I have met so many bad friends...]

But before he finished thinking, Sougo saw Kagura with a treacherous look on his side, "This guy is not." 】

…

pier.

"What a pity." Kuraba Touma stood on the container and looked at the bruised Shishii lying on the ground below. "Mitsuha will also feel sad, right? A friend from the past is about to die. I originally wanted to be with him. You guys live in harmony. If I can win over the real selection team, I can buy and sell freely. That's why I approached the relatives of the team members, and even came to propose marriage. I didn't expect that it turned out to be a sick man. I originally wanted to control my sister and control Sougo. It's easy for you, but the doctor said she won't die soon. I feel really sorry."

"Did you use that guy just to win over us from the beginning?" Fourteen lowered his head and chuckled.

"I love her deeply," Kuraba Touma said, "Businessmen all like things that can bring benefits to themselves. However, it is just a prop! I have made that kind of defective product accessible to ordinary people. I'm so happy! She should be grateful to me!"

After hearing this, Fourteen took out the lighter from his arms, lit the cigarette in his mouth, and took a puff, "I'm just like you. I've done a lot of excessive things in the past. In the end, I want to kill her before she dies." Husband. I really went too far."

"Does that mean we're all in the same boat?" Touma Kuraba continued, "The vice-president of Oni would actually say something like this. It seems like we'll get along very well."

"Actually, it's not that big a deal." Fourteen stood up unsteadily with his sword in hand, then picked up the sword and wiped it with his hands. "I just want the woman I love to be happy. In I can't wield a knife in a place like this. I just hope that she can form an ordinary family with ordinary people, have ordinary children, and live an ordinary life. That's all..."

"I see," Kuraba Touma nodded slightly, "Sure enough, the thoughts of the samurai-sama are not something that humble people like us can speculate on. Shoot me!"

The men on the side did not move. Instead, he stared closely at Kuraba Touma.

"What are you doing standing still? Shoot me!" Kuraba Touma shouted again.

"Hey, I don't think Ikkyu would say such a thing." Jiang Cheng stood behind Kuraba Touma and pointed at Kuraba Touma's head with the umbrella in his hand.

"No matter who you are, you will have a mid-life crisis, Jiang Cheng." Gintoki also pointed at Kuraba Touma's head with his wooden sword. "The monk also has all kinds of troubles."

"It's you!" Kuraba Touma was about to turn around, but was stopped again by another voice.

"You can try," Sougo stood aside and held up his knife to Kuraba Touma's neck. "My knife was just sharpened yesterday. But it's very fast. If you're not careful, your head will fall to the ground."

"Sougo-kun...you..."

"Speaking of Gintoki, did you hear what Liu Haijun said just now?" Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, "I really can't believe it, I could hear such words from his mouth."

"That's right. It seems that Takushi-kun is really an innocent man," Gintoki replied in a low voice, and then began to imitate Shishi's expression just now, "I just want the woman I love to be happy. That’s all.”

After saying that, Gintoki couldn't help laughing, and Jiang Cheng beside him couldn't help laughing either.

"You two bastards..." Fourteen stood there and cursed word by word through gritted teeth.

Such scenes are referred to as public executions.

"By the way, Sougo-kun, did you record everything Liu Haijun said just now?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"Yes, I didn't miss a word, it was all recorded." Sougo replied, "I will play it on a loop every day in the Shinsengumi team radio."

"Remember to send me a copy. I will also play it on a loop in Yoshiwara." Jiang Cheng continued.

At this time, Shi Shi wanted to kill these two people.

"You bastards..."

Before Fourteen could finish speaking, he heard a whimper coming from behind. Fourteen subconsciously looked back and saw Kondo leading a group of Shinsengumi members to surround all the rogues. Moreover, all these team members were covering their faces and crying at this time.

"I'm so touched! Vice-chief!" Yamazaki shouted with tears in his eyes, "I, Yamazaki, have quit the club and dedicated my life to supporting you!"

"So are we!" All members of the Shinsengumi echoed at the same time.

At this time, Fourteen seemed to have only two choices left, one was to kill everyone present, the other was to commit seppuku...

…

Seeing his team members escorting the prisoners one by one into the police car, Shi Shi felt no joy at all. If you ask why...of course it's too shameful! Forget it about other people, why let them hear it!

"Actually, I drank a lot today," Fourteen pointed out a finger and explained seriously, "so those words just now were all drunken gibberish."

"Who believes it!" Shinpachi shouted.

"It's time to go back." Jiang Cheng twisted his neck, turned around and left, but stopped when he passed the 14th hour. He whispered something and left again without looking back.

"Shinpachi, Kagura, it's time for us to leave." Gintoki grabbed his hair, then turned and left.

"Oh!" After responding, Shinbaji and Kagura followed.

…

One month later, Yoshihara.

"Yo Xi! Won again!" Jiang Cheng shouted excitedly while holding the game controller, "That's awesome, Sougo-kun, I didn't expect you to be so talented."

"Just so-so." Sougo said at the same time as he put down the game controller.

"So, what happened after that? Your sister?" Jiang Cheng asked aloud.

"I'm back," Sougo replied, "You can't hide it. Ever since I found out that my fiancé was a criminal, my sister has gone back. Although she didn't say anything, she acted like usual..."

"That's it, what about Mr. Liu Hai?"

"Stayed in the room for a month." Sougo replied, "I just stepped out of the room yesterday. It looked like nothing happened. It's really unpleasant."

"Hahahaha," Jiang Cheng laughed, "Sure enough, he looks like Liu Haijun."

"Boss, what exactly did you say to Hijikata-san that day?"

"It's nothing," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "I just want to say that his confession was really touching..."

"Really?"

"Ah, really."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng picked up the super spicy senbei sent by Sougo from the side and started eating it.

--Dividing line--

"Indeed, there is nothing wrong with wishing the person you love to be happy," Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, "But... have you ever thought that no matter who the other person is, as long as she is not you, she will not feel happy. Goodbye, Innocent Liu Haijun~"

--Dividing line--

In a certain restaurant.

Looking at the pork chop rice covered with mayonnaise in front of him, Jiang Cheng looked at Shi Shi who was sitting opposite him expressionlessly.

"What's the meaning?"

"Thank you. After all, I owe you such a favor." Fourteen blew out a puff of smoke and said, "Eat, you can eat as much or as little as you want today, I'll treat you."

"Hey, I'll kill you..."

(Three Leaves Chapter, end!)

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