Maybe a Fake Gintama

In the evening, visit a small shop.

"Welcome~" Xiaoyu lowered her head and shouted, but when Xiaoyu raised her head, she realized that it was Jiang Cheng who had arrived. The smile on her face instantly became stronger, "Master Jiang Cheng!"

"Alala, you are such a rare visitor." Grandma Denshi, who was standing at the counter holding a cigarette, blew out a puff of smoke and glanced at Jiang Cheng who opened the door and came in.

"Ah, excuse me..." Jiang Cheng said casually, stroking the back of his head, then walked in and sat down in front of the counter, "Just have a glass of Chinese wine."

"We don't have that kind of thing in this store." Granny Denshi replied.

"Forget it," Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, then took out an envelope from his arms and placed it on the counter, "It was from last month."

Granny Dengshi wanted to get it, but Catherine got there first.

"Is that all?" Catherine clicked the money in the envelope and said with a look of displeasure, "That little girl with a big appetite eats more than just this little money can solve! If I want to pay it back, I will give up my lost youth. Give it back, you bastard!"

"What kind of terrible line is this... It's not your turn to say this at all, right, youth? Do you have that kind of thing?!" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then turned around and vomited He stood up and said, "Please stay away from me, I can't help it when I see your face..."

"How rude! You bastard!" Catherine was unhappy.

"It's too noisy! Bring it to me, you bastard!" Granny Denshi punched Catherine and at the same time snatched the envelope from Catherine's hand.

…

"Then, let's go..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and prepared to leave.

"Won't you stay a little longer?" Granny Denshi said, "The child will be back soon."

"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng asked confused.

But just as he finished speaking, the door of Denshi's store was opened, and Xiaoyu appeared at the door holding a shopping bag. He looked dusty and his clothes were covered in dust.

"Are you going to participate in the robot sprint competition?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.

Xiaoyu didn't answer, but walked straight over and handed the shopping bag in her hand to Granny Denshi, and then turned around again to greet other customers.

"Okay," Grandma Denshi took out two bottles of Chinese wine from her shopping bag and placed them on the counter. "Would you like two drinks?"

"Then I can only be disrespectful." Jiang Cheng smiled, and then sat down in front of the counter again.

…

The Dengshi shop at night is the busiest time of the day.

"How do you feel?" Granny Denshi asked, "Is this your first time drinking in such a noisy shop? How do you feel?"

"My feelings are similar to your face, it can't get any worse." Jiang Cheng blurted out while putting down his wine glass.

"Can't you, kid, say nice things?!" Granny Denshi scolded.

"I already said it very tactfully..." Jiang Cheng explained, then stretched out three fingers and said seriously, "Actually, the real feeling is three times worse than your face!"

"You bastard!!" Mother-in-law Dengshi picked up the wine bottle as if she was going to knock it on Jiang Cheng's head the next moment.

But in the end, Granny Denshi put down the wine bottle, sighed softly and continued, "Would you like to pay more attention? That child is looking forward to your arrival even if he doesn't say it. Can't you come a few more times?" "

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng became even more confused.

"I'm talking about Xiaoyu," Granny Denshi glanced at Xiaoyu, who was complaining to the drunken guests but always had a smile on her face, "What a heartless man! He left a woman in a place like this for so long without even looking at her. Once, once I come here, I just do my own thing and drink in a place like this~"

"Please don't say such terrible lines again..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, "Why do you say that I am the same as a man who always gets into trouble but ends up giving up?! My relationship with Xiaoyu is not like that at all!"

"Isn't it?" Gintoki, who didn't know when he arrived, sat at the counter and picked up the wine in front of Jiang Cheng and poured himself a glass. "Aren't you always a man who always abandons you? Mother-in-law, You may not know that the woman abandoned by this man can circle the earth several times."

"Don't talk nonsense to me!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "By the way, when did you get here?! That's my wine! Why did you pick up my wine and drink it while talking to yourself? Put it down for me Ah bastard!"

"Tsk, tsk, it's so spicy, a great dish to go with wine..." Gintoki took a sip of wine, then picked up a crab from the plate in front of Jiang Cheng and ate it.

"Stop it, you bastard!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "If it's too spicy, put it down! And that's the crab I ordered!"

"One more bowl!" Kagura, who didn't know when he was coming, said while holding up his rice bowl, with a crab leg in his mouth and a few grains of rice beside his mouth.

"Thank you Jiang Chengsang." Xin Baji said as he put crabs into the crisper.

"Are you here too?!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "Don't pack it for me, you bastards!"

…

Gintoki on the side was already drunk and kept shouting for another drink. Kagura's stomach was also round and full, and she kept burping. As for Xin Baji, he had fallen asleep on the table.

"It's true... I'm still so drunk..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but chuckle, then stood up and helped Gintoki up, "You're really going to cause trouble for others, let's go, mother-in-law."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng picked up Shinpachi with one hand and walked out while carrying Gintoki. Kagura saw this and followed him.

"What a... ruthless man..." Mother-in-law Dengshi exhaled a puff of smoke, and at the same time glanced at Xiaoyu, who was sitting on the sofa nearby with a somewhat disappointed face, and murmured softly...

But then, Granny Denshi suddenly noticed something, turned around and asked Catherine, "Where did these crabs come from?"

"Didn't these come from your acquaintances last time?" Catherine replied, and then spat disdainfully, "Xiaoyu entertained them with such things, and he didn't even know to say thank you to me. Really, they Is your head broken?"

"You are the one with the broken head, right! If you want to say thank you, you should also say thank you to Xiaoyu!" Granny Denshi yelled, "Didn't I tell you to throw away these crabs?! The refrigerator was broken for several days. Do not you know?!"

"I forgot, meow~" Catherine pretended to be cute, but I think she was the only one who thought it was cute.

"It's so disgusting! You're pretending to be like that!" Granny Dengshi rolled her eyes and scolded, "This is too bad, they can be fine..."

But as soon as she finished speaking, Granny Denshi heard painful moans from upstairs in her house, and soon, the siren of an ambulance came from outside the door.

"It shouldn't be a big deal..." Granny Denshi said in a low voice, "It won't be a problem with the Food Safety Administration, right? It's definitely not a big deal..."

But just after she finished speaking, Granny Denshi inadvertently caused Catherine to squat on the ground, holding her stomach and looking in pain.

"Did you eat it too in the end?!"

…

The next day, Oedo Hospital.

"I must blackmail that stinky old woman severely this time!" Gintoki, who was wearing a hospital gown, sat on the hospital bed and said angrily, "You actually gave guests that kind of spoiled food..."

"Yin Sang, it sounds like you brought it all on yourself," Xinbajiu sat on the hospital bed nearby and curled his lips, "Looking at it, we also brought it on ourselves..."

"So... it's not unreasonable for me to hate seafood..." Jiang Cheng, who was also wearing a hospital gown, curled his lips in disdain while lying on the hospital bed.

"Then it's all your fault!" Gintoki grabbed a pillow and threw it directly at Jiang Cheng, "If you hadn't ordered some crabs on your own, we wouldn't have fallen into this situation! Give me Take responsibility, you asshole!”

"Can you be more shameless?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "Didn't you just take away the food?! Why do you say it's all my fault?! Besides, it's not me at all. Ordered it! Xiaoyu brought it!"

"It seems that robots will also take revenge on men who always give up." Gintoki teased.

"Shut up, you bastard!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed, "It's not that kind of relationship at all! You are the only one who likes robots! Motosu and Hideki!"

(Motosu and Hideki: The male protagonist of "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart", the voice actor is Sugita Tomokazu.)

"What do you know about Hideki?!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled, "Hideki also works very hard!"

"Well, you two should stop arguing," Xinbajiu quickly came out to smooth things over, "We should get along peacefully sometimes, right? And it's still in a place like the hospital, and it's not good to make a big noise. "

"What an irritating guy." Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, then turned his head to look out the window and simply ignored Gintoki.

At this time, a familiar person appeared at the door of the ward.

"They are the patients who will be admitted to this ward today," the nurse explained with a smile to Hasegawa, who was wearing a hospital gown. "We must get along well."

Looking at the familiar people in the ward, Hasegawa's eyes twitched.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio in the ward also discovered Hasegawa at the door of the ward.

…

"Hey? Are all of us friends with Hasegawa-san?" The nurse said with a smile, "That's great, Hasegawa-san, so you won't be lonely while you're in the hospital."

"Don't say that, Miss Uchino," Hasegawa smiled sheepishly while sitting on the hospital bed, "They and I are just bad friends who share the same bad taste."

"Wait a minute, did you say bad words just now?" Gintoki complained expressionlessly while sitting on the hospital bed nearby.

"Don't get me wrong," Jiang Cheng said at the same time, "We are not friends. If you insist on saying that... I should be regarded as his life mentor."

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