Maybe a Fake Gintama

"What is this..." Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.

"Don't act stupid," Gui chuckled, then patted Jiang Cheng on the shoulder, "Do you think I didn't notice? I didn't expect that one day you would come to me for such a thing. But it doesn't matter, as long as you use this With this formula to treat constipation, you will definitely be able to say goodbye to constipation!”

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched, and then he cursed: "Do you think I came to you because of constipation?!"

"Isn't it?!" Gui was shocked again, but then Gui thought of something again. He usually looked at Jiang Cheng's eyes and said with disbelief, "Is that because of hemorrhoids?!"

With that said, Gui once again took out a small piece of paper from his arms, whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear: "But don't worry, this secret recipe..."

Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but punched Gui away and said angrily: "How is this possible!"

"What an irritating guy," Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, "Hey, you three, block the escape route from this room for me."

"Hi!" Kagura and Shinpachi guarded the door, while Hasegawa guarded the window.

[Guisang, are you okay? 】Elizabeth helped Gui up and raised the wooden sign at the same time.

"It's okay," Gui stood up unsteadily. "An attack of this magnitude doesn't hurt at all to me."

"This person is really very brave," Xin Bajia said with twitching eyes, "It was so painful that he shed tears."

【What do you want to do? ! 】Elizabeth raised the wooden sign towards Jiang Cheng and others.

"It has nothing to do with you," Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, "Get out of my way, pet, or... I'll turn you into a grilled penguin in a minute."

Seeing the fierce light in Jiang Cheng's eyes, Elizabeth shivered and retreated to the corner, and put up a wooden sign that read "Shivering??".

"Elizabeth!" Gui shouted.

[Sorry, Guisang! 】Elizabeth raised the wooden sign.

"Then, let's get started." With that said, Jiang Cheng geared up and walked towards Gui with a smile on his face.

"Wait... wait... what exactly do you want to do?" Gui panicked, "Wait... ah!!!"

Then Gui screamed like a pig being slaughtered in this ward...

…

"What are you doing here?" Miss Uchino, who was attracted by the screams, stood at the door of the ward and looked at everyone in the room, wondering.

"It's done," Jiang Cheng twisted his neck, turned around and walked out of the ward, "Kagura, Shinpachi, let's go. The mission has been completed. Leave the rest to that man."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng raised his lips slightly and started to leave, hiding his merit and fame. Kagura and Shinpachi also followed.

"Well, Miss Uchino," Hasegawa walked to the door and scratched his head in embarrassment, then looked at Miss Uchino and said seriously, "Although it seems that it is not my turn to say this, Miss Uchino, you are still very kind. You are young, so you must not give up easily!"

"Hasegawa-san..." Miss Uchino murmured.

But just after he finished speaking, a huge explosion came from the direction where Jiang Cheng and the others left.

Hasegawa and Miss Uchino looked over subconsciously.

I saw the head nurse carrying a rocket launcher and dragging the three people (Jiang Cheng, Kagura, Shinpachi) who had been knocked unconscious by the explosion, walking over with a gloomy face.

"Head nurse..." Miss Uchino was about to say something. However, he was interrupted by the head nurse.

"I don't want to pay attention to you again and again..." The head nurse lowered her head and murmured with a dark face, then raised her head and looked at Hasegawa fiercely, "This is a hospital! Why can't it stop? Are you making a fuss?! You guys are making so much noise!"

"Wait a minute, head nurse, things are not what you think, they..." Miss Uchino quickly stopped her, but... she was still a step slower.

I saw that the head nurse directly set up the rocket launcher and pressed the switch without thinking, "Reflect on this, you bastards!"

boom! ! ! !

After the loud noise, Hasegawa was lying on the ground not knowing whether he was alive or dead. After Miss Uchino was stunned for a moment, she was attracted by Elizabeth and Gui who came out of the ward.

"How disgusting! That guy!" Gui said bitterly, "You must know that my legs are not just mine! They belong to the entire country! That bastard!!"

[This level of fracture will heal after a while, Guisang. 】Elizabeth supported Gui and raised the wooden sign at the same time.

"Don't be kidding! I can afford to wait, but the people at the bottom of Edo can't afford to wait!" Keibai shouted loudly, "I shoulder their hopes! To this extent... because of this level At once……"

[I believe everyone will understand, Guisang. 】Elizabeth raised the wooden sign again and comforted.

"Elizabeth~" Gui hugged Elizabeth and cried bitterly, "Remember to bring over all the DVD sets that I didn't have time to watch at home!"

【learn! 】

…

The next day.

Yue Yong came to the hospital early today to prepare to pick up some idiot from the hospital. However, when I saw a certain fool who was wrapped like a mummy, I couldn't help but have veins popping out on his face.

"It's just one night, what did you do?" Yue Yong pointed at Jiang Cheng and yelled.

"Actually..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment, "There is a reason."

"It's just..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked out the window, "I'm just cheering for a certain little girl. At least I want her to have more courage to speak out for love."

"Sorry, that's my line." Hasegawa, who was also mummified, interjected.

"What a waste! It won't hurt if I borrow it for a little bit!" Jiang Cheng turned around and shouted with a roll of his eyes.

But just as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng received two kunai on his head.

"Just in time, I think I'd better perform a craniotomy on you while you're in the hospital." Yue Yong stood in front of the hospital bed and looked at Jiang Chenghe condescendingly and said.

"Please do that." Gintoki nodded in agreement, "This guy's head has indeed been severely burned."

"Are you okay!" Jiang Cheng said in shock as he looked at Gintoki, who was fully dressed.

"I didn't cause trouble with you." Gintoki snorted disdainfully, then glanced at Kagura and Shinpachi who were also wrapped as mummies on the hospital bed beside him, then took out a note from his arms and handed it to He gave it to Yue Yong, "For the medical expenses and lost wages for the two of them, please remit the money to this account."

"Jiang (KOU)sama, what's going on?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng expressionlessly.

"Hahaha, actually..." Jiang Cheng's face was covered with cold sweat, and then Jiang Cheng slowly turned his head to the window again, "I was just... cheering for a certain little girl..."

Only this time, Yue Yong didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance to finish his words. Instead, he directly raised his leg and kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window.

"Ah!!!" Jiang Cheng's scream came from outside the window. It's no wonder, after all, the floor everyone is on is the fifth floor...

"It's really high. Is that guy okay?" Hasegawa stood at the window and looked at Jiang Cheng who had made a big hole in the lawn downstairs and wondered.

"It's okay, it's okay," Gintoki waved his hand disapprovingly, "That guy is as lucky as a cockroach, he's definitely fine."

"Really?" Hasegawa still didn't believe it.

"Next month, all your game funds will be gone next month!" Yue Yong stood at the window and said expressionlessly.

"Hey hey hey?!" Jiang Cheng's voice came, "Isn't it?!!"

"Ah, it's really okay." Hasegawa said.

…

"Not only was the hospitalization period extended, but two months of game funds were deducted. It's true." Jiang Cheng stood at the window with a look of despair.

"Sure enough, there is no good in interfering in other people's love affairs, Alu." Kagura also stood at the window.

"In short, Guisang is finally hospitalized. Our goal has been achieved." Shinpachi comforted, "The rest is up to Miss Uchino. There is nothing we can do."

"Speaking of Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"He was discharged from the hospital just now." Xin Bajie explained with a sigh, "Just when Jiang Chengsang was kicked downstairs by Miss Yue Yong."

"It's true, he has been doing this for a long time and nothing has happened to him." Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, "It's really unpleasant."

"Actually, I just heard a rumor," Hasegawa said, "Miss Uchino seems to have confessed her love. And the result seems to be successful."

"Huh?! No way!" Jiang Cheng looked at Hasegawa in shock, "You mean the guy with the wig really accepted it?!"

"The other patients are very surprised," Hasegawa continued, "Everyone is saying that our Xiaouchi has a boyfriend."

"This is incredible!" Jiang Cheng felt his heartbeat slow down by half a beat, "Did that wig really work?! This is the most shocking news I have heard in twenty-seven years!"

But then, Jiang Cheng's expression changed slightly, and he sighed slightly: "But that girl is not bad, she actually confesses her love."

"What you once gave up, now that the opportunity has come, of course you must seize it." Hasegawa took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it, and took a puff.

"She is such an innocent little girl," Jiang Cheng said with a disdainful expression. "She actually gained the courage of a loser from the speech of a loser uncle who didn't know where it came from. What about today's young people? ~”

"This sentence is too much!" Hasegawa shouted, "The word loser appears too many times!"

But just after he finished speaking, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Look at that!" Xin Bajia said excitedly, pointing to the open space downstairs outside the window.

Everyone looked at Miss Uchino running on the lawn holding Elizabeth's hand, with a smile like first love on her face, and they all turned to stone.

"That's..." Jiang Cheng muttered with his eyes twitching.

"He is indeed a boyfriend who lives in a different world with persistent and charming eyes, Aru..." Kagura replied.

Everyone: "..."

(End of this article.)

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