Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Well, you two, please stop arguing," Xin Baji walked out to smooth things over, then looked at Kagura, who was holding potato chips and crushing the treadmill, stretched out his index finger and shook it, and said seriously: " Kagura-chan, there is no shortcut to losing weight."

"But..." Kagura said vaguely while crazily stuffing potato chips into her mouth.

"There are no buts at all!" Gintoki couldn't help shouting, "If you want to lose weight, just put down what you are holding!"

Immediately afterwards, Gintoki spat impatiently, and continued: "Speaking of which, this is your own business, and you brought us all here to accompany you. This is a trouble for someone, you brat."

After saying that, Gintoki turned around and said, "Hey, Shinpachi, let's go. Did you turn down today's client?"

"Oh..." Shinpachi responded and quickly followed. On the way, he didn't forget to turn around and shouted to Kagura-chan: "Come on, Kagura-chan!"

…

After Jiang Cheng paid for the loss of the gym treadmill at the gym front desk, he returned to where he found Kagura squatting in the corner with a disappointed look on his face.

At this time, Kagura was squatting in the corner of the gym, crazily stuffing snacks into her mouth, while tears were still rolling in her eyes. A group of gym girls with great figures gathered around Kagura. At this time, they were whispering around Kagura, and they kept making mocking sounds.

Jiang Cheng's father took a look at it and wondered, "Is this really a big deal?" ! He rushed over, grabbed Kagura and turned around to leave. But what was a little embarrassing was that he didn't pull it... Now, the ladies and sisters around him laughed even louder.

…

In a barbecue restaurant.

"Kagura-chan, don't be so depressed," Jiang Cheng comforted Kagura who was sitting across from him, "This is your favorite barbecue! Sasa, eat it quickly!"

"Uncle..." Kagura raised her head and looked at Jiang Cheng pitifully, curled her lips, and tears fell down her face, "Will I never be able to return to the way I was before..."

"Anyway, you should swallow the roast meat in your mouth before you speak..."

"Gudong..." After hearing this, Kagura swallowed the full barbecue in his mouth in one breath, then sniffed and looked at the little ghosts running and playing on the road outside the window, "I... I also want to be like them...wuwuwu..."

"Don't cry, don't cry," Jiang Cheng quickly comforted, while pushing the tissue on the table towards Kagura, "There will always be a way! My uncle will definitely find a way to make you like them!"

"Really Aru?" Kagura raised her head and looked at Jiang Cheng pitifully.

"Of course! You eat first and let me think of a solution." Jiang Cheng promised firmly, then he started thinking mode with his hands closed and his eyes closed, and he kept mumbling to himself: "Lose weight...exercise...flow... Sweat... lose weight... exercise... sweat... lose weight... sweat!! Yes! Just sweat!"

Jiang Cheng suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Kagura seriously, "I know! Easy way to lose weight!"

"Really Aru?!" Kagura said in surprise, while pouring the last plate of barbecue into his mouth.

"Leave it to my uncle, it's safe!" Jiang Cheng patted his chest and said, then stood up, "Let's go! My uncle will take you to sweat!"

"Oh!" After responding,

Kagura stood up unsteadily.

…

Thirty minutes later.

At this time, Kagura was covered in sweat and looked at Jiang Cheng with a painful look on his face.

"I can't do it anymore Aru...I've reached my limit Aru..."

"No!" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura with a serious face, "How can you give up halfway! There is no shortcut on the road to weight loss!"

"But..." Kagura wanted to say something more, but Jiang Cheng's eyes stared at her so hard that she swallowed the second half of her sentence.

"I also know it's hard," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and his tone became much softer, "but I have to do this so that you can lose weight. I'm really sorry, Kagura-chan. I'll finish this after you finish the last piece. ”

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng took out the last piece of beef from the red hot pot filled with chili peppers and placed it on the plate in front of Kagura.

"At least..." Kagura looked at the beef that was cooked into the color of chili peppers, and felt a shadow in her heart, "At least give me a glass of ice water, Aru..."

"No!" Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, "These are all the methods I thought of to make you sweat more and lose weight quickly! You must not rely on things like ice water!"

In the end, unable to resist Jiang Cheng's Kagura, he finally chose to close his eyes and swallow the beef on the plate, enduring the pain.

By chance, this scene was caught by a certain natural curler and a certain glasses who just passed by the display window.

The next moment, the two of them directly raised their feet and kicked the glass and Jiang Cheng away at the same time.

"What on earth are you doing!" Gintoki angrily pointed at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground and cursed, "Is this what you call losing weight?! It's obviously no different from usual!"

"I just think that losing weight requires exercise, and the ultimate purpose of exercise is to sweat," Jiang Cheng explained while getting up, "So, if exercise is omitted, then the final equation is: sweating = losing weight! Simple The replacement operation is done!”

"Your head really needs to be treated!" Gintoki said angrily, "How could such a thing be possible! If that were the case, wouldn't it be faster to just take her to a steam room?!"

"Oh!" Jiang Cheng praised, "As expected of Gintoki, he even thought of such a method."

"Shut up, you idiot!" Gintoki was very angry at this idiot, "That method won't work at all!"

"That's right," Shinpachi shrugged, looked at Jiang Cheng and said loudly, "Although we understand Jiang Chengsang's desire to help Kagura-chan, Jiang Chengsang's methods are not good for Kagura-chan. Losing weight has no effect at all.”

"No way!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, "That is the ultimate method that I have thought about for a long time! If it succeeds, I can definitely make a lot of money by running a weight loss company and redeem myself from Yoshihara. of!"

"How is this possible!" Gintoki yelled, "What else can you do to [redeeme yourself from Yoshiwara]? When did you sell yourself to Yoshiwara?!"

"Are you still embarrassed to say it?!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Isn't it just because of you that I was mortgaged to Yoshiwara?! You heartless man!"

"Hey! Stop talking!" Gintoki quickly stopped him, "What a terrible line this is. Everyone around is looking at it! Bastard!"

"Do you dare to do it or not?! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed.

The people around started whispering when they heard this.

Words like "He's gay despite being quite handsome", "What a pity", "Those natural curls are really too much~"...

Of course, there were also a few young ladies discussing excitedly [Na na, did you hear that? That handsome guy seems to work in a certain store in Yoshiwara~], [Would you like to go and see it together next time~] such topics.

"Shut up!" Gintoki said angrily, "Stop causing misunderstandings, you bastard!!"

"Well, you two should calm down," Shinpachi finally couldn't bear it anymore and came out to persuade him, "The most important thing now is not to let Kagura-chan lose weight, right?"

Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, folded his hands and said, "My sweating weight loss method is not wrong!"

"That's totally wrong!" Gintoki retorted, holding his hands, "You can't lose even one gram of sweat if it's not through exercise!"

"Is this like this..." Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin propped up, then suddenly thought of something and clapped his hands together, "I know! How about this?!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng picked up the photo he took of Kagura in the gym and placed it in front of the camera, and then took out the photo of Kagura sweating while eating hot pot, and combined the two a little bit... Kagura sweating Photos of Man's face in motion appeared!

"Next time..." Jiang Cheng wrote on the photo with a ballpoint pen that he didn't know where he came from: [Just like that, several months have passed...]

"Are you coming again?!" Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng away again, "It has no effect at all! What is the structure of your head?!"

"Then tell me what you can do!" Jiang Cheng got up and retorted.

"So haven't you already told me?! If you want to lose weight, exercise and don't eat!" Gintoki shouted, "I've told you this several times, bastard! Did you listen to what I said?! "

"Can you please stop arguing!" Xin Bajia heard the two arguing, and his head almost exploded, "We are in a public place now!"

Gintoki: "Shut up! I'm just a glasses person responsible for complaining!"

Jiang Cheng: "Shut up! Virginity glasses!"

"Hey! You two are going too far! How many times do you have to tell me, my body is not my glasses!" Shinpachi yelled with his veins popping, "Besides, what happened to virginity?! Are you looking down on virginity? ?! You know after thirty years old..."

Before Shinpachi could finish his words, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki punched him at the same time.

"It's so noisy! You virginity glasses!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Thirty years old? No! You are still a virgin even when you are eighty years old!"

But then, Jiang Chengcheng discovered that Kagura, who was sitting on the seat next to him, was missing, "Ah, where did Kagura-chan go?"

"I don't know," Gintoki picked his nose and waved his hands casually, "Maybe he ate too much and went to the toilet."

"Then it seems that my sweating weight loss method is also effective," Jiang Cheng murmured, "Then we should consider the location of the company next."

"I suggest you go to the hospital to find a brain doctor first..." Gintoki curled his lips disdainfully.

"What did you say?!"

The two started to pinch each other again...

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