Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Sister! Kyubey!" Shinpachi looked at the two people on the deck of the stopped yacht and shouted in surprise.

"Ara, Shin-chan," A Miao, who was holding a parasol with one hand, covered her mouth and looked surprised, "Why are you in this vast ocean?"

"I also want to ask my sister why you are here." Shinpachi replied, "Didn't you agree to go shopping with Miss Kyubey today?"

At this moment, a tough-guy turtle with a bronze body, a shiny hair and sunglasses, a turtle shell on his chest, and hair on his chest slowly walked towards A Miao from the end of the yacht, dragging a freshly caught tuna. . Her bronzed skin shone in the sunlight.

"Miss A Miao, Xiao Jiu," the tough guy Turtle said, "I just caught a nice tuna, how about we dispose of it on the way to Dragon Palace City?"

"Wha...what! That turtle!" Looking at that awesome turtle, Xinbaji's tongue was tied up.

"Super stylish!" Kagura said in surprise, "And it's even black and shiny, Aru!"

"He also lost a tuna! He even grew chest hair!" Shinpachi continued.

"Is that really a turtle?" Gintoki couldn't believe it.

But at this time, Xin Baji was the first to react and looked at A Miao in shock, "Sister...Sister, are you also...sending Teacher Wu Tian back to the southern island?!"

"How is that possible!" Gintoki punched Shinpachi with a bruised vein, "How on earth did you come to such a conclusion?! It seems like they all have the same purpose as us?! Also, that kind of No matter how you look at Turtle, he doesn’t look like Teacher Wu Tian!”

"Ah, that's true." Shinpachi rubbed the back of his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Actually, we just happened to rescue his daughter from the bad guys," Kubei, who was wearing a light-colored kimono, explained. "Although we all said no, he still insisted on entertaining us to Ryugu Castle."

"He is a rare villain in modern times, but thanks to Xiao Jiugeng and Miss A Miao," the tough guy Turtle sighed with his hands crossed, and then looked at the two people beside him, "It's almost time to set off. Dragon Palace City is very crowded at this time. We have to hurry up."

"Oh, okay." Jiubei nodded.

"Goodbye, Shin-chan, everyone." A Miao smiled and waved to Shin-Bachi and the others, "Although I don't know what you are doing here, it's very dangerous, so hurry back to the land."

"Hey! Wait a minute, sister! Take us with you by the way!" Shinbachi shouted quickly.

But before Xin Baji had finished speaking, the yacht had already started moving, quickly leaving Xin Baji and the others behind.

…

"Hey!!" Gintoki roared, grabbing the turtle shell on Kamenashi's chest, "What's going on?! Why are there other turtles?! Didn't you say you can't easily go to Ryugu Palace?! That one What’s going on with the turtles?! Why is there such differential treatment?!”

"Yin Sang, now is not the time to argue!" Xin Baji quickly pulled the two away, "The other party just said that Dragon Palace City is very crowded, and we need to hurry up!"

After Gintoki cut it with disdain, Suihou and Shinpachi took the paste from Kameli's hands at the same time.

At the same time, he rowed hard.

"Damn! How could we lose like this?! Our summer vacation!" Gintoki shouted with white eyes.

But at this moment, a huge warship parked next to Gintoki and the others. Compared with it, Gintoki and the others' small raft was like little ants.

"What is that!!" Xinbaji looked at the warships on the side and his eyes almost popped out of his head, "Ah, no, those two people wearing them are..."

I saw Turtle and Hasegawa standing side by side on the deck of the warship.

"Hey, something's not good," Gintoki murmured, "This turtle doesn't look easy to deal with."

"Hey, Gin-san," Hasegawa also noticed Gintoki and others on the small raft beside him at this time, scratched his head and explained, "I originally wanted to commit suicide by jumping off the cliff, but I was saved by this turtle. Now. He is taking it to Dragon Palace City."

"Not only was that turtle not rescued, but it ran to save people." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"Hasegawa-san, I just caught a nice suga shikao, let's get rid of it on the way to Ryugu Castle." Captain Turtle suggested to Hasegawa.

"What is suga shikao?! How are you going to deal with him?!" Shinpachi complained with rolled eyes.

(suga shikao: Suga Shikao, a famous Japanese male singer-songwriter.)

At this moment, a crew member on the warship hurriedly ran to the captain and shouted anxiously: "No! Captain! Two unknown ships appeared in front of us and were heading in our direction at great speed. !”

"What?!" The captain instantly picked up his binoculars and looked in front of the warship, only to see a yacht and a speedboat approaching rapidly.

"It's okay! It's just two small boats!" The captain waved his hand disapprovingly, "Just shoot them away! How dare you block our way to Dragon Palace City! Unforgivable! Absolutely unforgivable! We have to lose hope in order to achieve our goal. The masao brings light! No one can stop it!! Shoot me!!!"

"Hi!" After hearing this, the turtle soldier quickly ran to carry out his captain's order.

"Hey, it's too bad, Gin-san," Shinpachi looked at Gintoki expressionlessly, "It's really bad, let's go back."

But then, Xinbajiu came to his senses and looked at the two ships approaching at a rapid speed not far away. He twitched the corners of his eyes and murmured: "Two ships...two ships...could it be...could it be... Will it be my sister and Jiang Chengsang?!"

At the same time, Jiang Cheng's voice came over. I saw Jiang Chengli standing on the bow of the boat, shouting: "Hey! Run! A wave hundreds of meters high is coming!! People will die!!"

"What are you talking about?" Gintoki picked his nose disapprovingly, "How can there be waves hundreds of meters high?"

"It's true!" A Miao's voice also came over, "Hurry up and run away! Shin-chan!!"

"Today's young people make a fuss over even a small splash," Captain Turtle spat disdainfully, then looked at Hasegawa aside, "Don't you think so, Hasegawa-san."

I saw Hasegawa tremblingly pointing his finger into the distance, "It's true! Captain! Let's turn around and run!"

"Stop talking nonsense..." The captain still looked disapproving, but after he looked back, he lost his composure for a moment, "How...how is it possible!! How is it possible that there are waves like that!"

Everyone was stunned when they saw the overwhelming waves hundreds of meters high. But it only took less than a second for everyone to react.

Immediately afterwards, whether it was Gintoki and others or the warships on the side. The reactions of both sides were surprisingly consistent, that is, to turn the ship around and run away desperately!

"Stop joking!" Gintoki yelled as he rowed, "I don't want to die here!! Shinpachi, use your strength!!"

But obviously, the speed of the waves is faster than everyone's ships...

At this critical moment, a strange voice sounded.

"Turtle...Sect...Qi...Gong!!!"

After the dazzling white light passed, everyone finally saw the young man who had just shouted these words on the yacht where Jiang Cheng was. It was a young man wearing martial arts uniform, with a haircut like a hedgehog, and an explosive figure.

"Grandpa, don't run around next time," the young man complained, looking at Teacher Wu Tian on the side, "It took a lot of effort for me to catch your anger."

"It's Wu O." Teacher Wu Tian greeted.

"Go back, Grandpa." As he said this, the young man put his hand on Teacher Wu Tian's shoulder. The index finger and middle finger of his other hand were placed side by side, with the fingertips attached to his forehead. Finally, he glanced at the people who were petrified on the spot. , "Although I don't know what happened, thank you for taking care of grandpa. Goodbye, everyone."

At this time, Jiang Chengcai suddenly reacted and shouted loudly to Teacher Wu Tian, ​​"Wait a minute! The secret of Turtle Style Qigong hasn't been told to us yet!"

"Momentum! The secret of Turtle Style Qigong is Qi..." Before he could finish speaking, the young man and Teacher Wu Tian disappeared.

"Hey, Gintoki, that young man just now was Satoru..." After being speechless for a while, Shinpachi mechanically turned his head to look at Gintoki, and said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"No!" Gintoki replied with a serious face, holding his hands, "Don't say that name, Shinpachi! It was just a dream you had just now! Nothing happened! We didn't see anything!"

"You're right... you're right," Xin Baji reluctantly twitched the corner of his mouth and showed an unsightly smile, "How is that possible? That kind of thing must be that we saw a mirage on the sea."

"Aura?" Gintoki muttered to himself, holding his chin, "It turns out that the reason why I can't send out Qigong waves is just because I don't have enough momentum..."

"Aren't you still convinced in the end?!" Shinbachi complained loudly.

But at this moment, A Miao noticed that a small black crack appeared on the sea surface, and the surrounding sea water gathered.

"That's..." A Miao muttered, covering her mouth and pointing at the narrow black crack.

"That should be the ink that Mr. Akira Toriyama accidentally spilled." Jiang Cheng nodded and nodded while clasping his hands.

"Disappeared!" Shinpachi said in surprise as he watched the black cracks disappear little by little, "It seems that Teacher Akira Toriyama has wiped off the ink!"

"It seems so," Gintoki replied, but just as he finished speaking, Gintoki discovered that the sunlight above his head was blocked, "What's going on? Why is it suddenly cloudy?"

"Ah...ah..." Shinpachi patted Gintoki's back and said incoherently, "No, Gin-san, look at our backs..."

"Behind? What's behind..." Gintoki subconsciously glanced behind him and stopped thinking for a moment. He saw a wave that was much higher than before hitting everyone.

"Don't be afraid!" Jiang Cheng said, "Teacher Wu Tian has just given us the secret! As long as we have enough momentum, we can definitely defeat it!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng assumed the posture of Turtle School Qigong.

"I know!" Gintoki responded and then also assumed the posture of the turtle style Qigong. At the same time, Shishi Shi and Sougo also assumed the posture of the turtle style Qigong.

"Turtle...Sect...Qi...Gong!!!" Four people shouted at the same time.

But... nothing happened, the wave still came down...

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