Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, his mouth was covered by Gintoki and Shinpachi at the same time.

"Shut up! How many more troubles do you want to cause! Bastard!" Gintoki cursed.

"Jiang Chengsang, you can't say those words at all." Xin Baji also quickly reminded, "It will arouse the disgust of Dragon Ball fans!"

"Ah, I'm sorry." Jiang Cheng said softly.

"Since you don't want to be the captain..." Gintoki murmured with his chin propped up, then suddenly thought of something, crossed his hands and suggested: "Then first consider the method of deciding the captain and then decide on the candidate for the captain."

"Then use the method of deciding the captain to decide the captain." A Miao continued.

"Hey! It's too troublesome!" Xin Baji couldn't help complaining, "The whole world has become a captain!"

"It's too troublesome, so let's let Hasegawa-san be the captain." Gintoki picked his nose and said casually, "He is the oldest, so he must be very good at surviving on an uninhabited island."

"Don't say it in that annoying tone," Hasegawa complained with a frown, "I don't want to be the captain here!"

"That's right, MADAO only needs to be responsible for pulling the curtains, Al." Kagura said.

"What kind of meaningless job is that!" Hasegawa complained, "And there are no curtains here?!"

"I'm talking about pulling back the curtain of life Aru." Kagura replied.

"Hey! What you just said clearly meant [die]!" Hasegawa shouted, "Did you mean to let me die?! You girl!"

"Then..." Yue Yong on the side finally couldn't help but speak out, and took out several kunai that glowed coldly from his arms, "It's better to use kunai to decide."

"Ah, is it a lottery?" Xin Bajia exclaimed, "Miss Yue Yong is quite reliable sometimes."

"Ah, it's considered a draw," Yue Yong replied, and then waved the kunai in front of everyone, "Mix the kunai with captain written on it into the ordinary kunai..."

"Then let's start drawing lots?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"No, after throwing it out, whoever the kunai with captain written on it gets stuck on will be the captain.

"Yue Yong continued.

"There is no such nonsense lottery method!" Shinpachi yelled, "With this method, no matter whether the captain is drawn or not, everyone will be killed! What is this? [Death Lottery]?!"

…

"Then, the most important thing now is to search the island first," Jiubei said, "Today's classes will be divided into food class and exploration class."

"Well, please add another nap class." Sougo raised his hand and said. At this time, Sougo was lying on the beach wearing a blindfold. Next to Sougo was Jiang Cheng, who had planted his umbrella on the beach and was already snoring in the shadow under the umbrella.

Seeing this scene, Yue Yong threw a kunai towards Jiang Cheng with an expressionless face. At the same time, Fourteen also lifted Sougo up with his veins bursting.

"Indeed," Kubei murmured with his chin supported in his analysis, "If we are going to stay here overnight, we really need a stable place to live. Then, we will add the [finding a place for everyone to sleep in] class, which is called [sleep] for short. class."

"There are also curtains in charge of Ban Aru!" Kagura on the side raised her hand and said, and then pointed to Hasegawa on the side.

"The curtain duty class is redundant, right!" Hasegawa yelled, "And why are you pointing at me? In your eyes, can I only do that kind of thing?!"

But at this moment, A Miao raised her hands excitedly and said, "Hi! Then I can just enter the food class! I can't wait to show off my extraordinary cooking skills!"

"Yoshi! Just add another class, the chemical poisoning class." Gintoki looked at Kubei and suggested.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Gintoki was beaten away by A Miao who rolled up his sleeves.

"It's really, really troublesome," Fourteen spat disdainfully, and then took out several bottles of mayonnaise from his arms, "There's no other way, in order to survive, put me in the food class for the time being."

"Um, I'm sorry," Sougo raised his hand and looked at Kyubei, "Can you add another dog food class?"

"You kid, you want to be beaten!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and scolded.

…

The final grouping is...

Search class: Jiangcheng, Gintoki, Kagura, Fourteen, Sougo.

Looking for a place to live (sleeping) class: Shinpachi, Yueyong, Jiubei.

Food class: Hasegawa, A Miao.

The search team is responsible for exploring the entire island, including obtaining fresh water and other resources. So there are the largest number of people.

Looking for a residence class, literally.

Food class, same as above.

…

Looking at the several fish caught by Hasegawa, A Miao praised: "It's really amazing, Hasegawa-san."

"Hehe," Hearing the sound, Hasegawa, who was carrying the fishing rod, touched his nose a little proudly, and then smiled sheepishly, "I am also a man on the sea after all. As long as there are branches and bait, this kind of thing is not a big deal. On or something.”

"It's really amazing," A Miao praised with a smile again, "God will give a skill to any useless person~"

"Uh... ha," Hasegawa finally reacted and smiled bitterly, "It turns out you were just praising the gods."

"But..." A Miao frowned slightly as she looked at the fish in front of her, and said distressedly: "Although we have the ingredients, how should we cook it? Although we have tried many methods, we just can't get the fire going."

Looking at the chess cards painted on the beach behind A Miao and the stones used as flags, Hasegawa couldn't help but complain: "I have tried many methods, but that one is obviously just for fun, right? Is it playing Go?"

"When my father was still alive, there were always a lot of sparks around the chessboard." A Miao explained.

"It's impossible to light it! Those kind of sparks!"

"That's right!" A Miao suddenly thought of something, and then asked: "Hasegawa-san smokes, right? Do you have a lighter or something?"

"Sorry, I fell into the sea," Hasegawa sighed helplessly, and then adjusted his sunglasses, "At that time, I just tried my best to protect these sunglasses."

"That's it...that's really nerve-wracking." A Miao frowned and said in distress.

"Actually, I want to smoke one too," Hasegawa prayed. "Think of a way, Miss Amiao."

"Ah! Yes!" A Miao suddenly thought of something, then stood up and came to Hasegawa, "Hasegawa-san, can I borrow your sunglasses?"

"Hey? What? What's wrong?" Although he said so, Hasegawa still obediently handed the sunglasses to A Miao.

A Miao put her sunglasses on the ground, then explained with a smile: "I have a good idea, just wait and see."

"Hey, let me make it clear first," Hasegawa reminded, "If you want to use it as a lens to focus light and make fire, you basically can't think of it."

"Let's see." As she said that, A Miao raised a stone and smashed it directly at the sunglasses. The sunglasses... shattered at the sound.

"Do you just want to smash it?!"

"Then..." Immediately afterwards, A Miao took out a match from her arms, lit it and threw it on the broken sunglasses. The match instantly lit the broken sunglasses, "It's fine now."

"Didn't you bring matches?!" Hasegawa said angrily, "Didn't you just break my sunglasses?!"

…

At the same time, everyone in the search team in the forest is actively practicing... Turtle Style Qigong...

"Turtle...Sect...Qi...Gong!!"×3

"Sure enough, it still doesn't work," Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured with his chin propped up, "What is missing? What exactly does Teacher Wu Tian mean by momentum? I feel that the shouting is already very powerful."

"The momentum must not be enough!" Gintoki analyzed, holding his hands, "If the momentum is enough, it will definitely be released."

"That makes sense Aru!" Kagura agreed, and then once again assumed the posture of the turtle style Qigong, shouting: "Gurtle... style... Qi... Gong Aru!!"

"No, no!" Jiang Cheng quickly corrected, "That's not the case at all! Aru doesn't need to add it!"

"But I feel something is wrong if I don't say this Aru," Kagura wrinkled her little nose and replied, "This is my important character Aru!"

"It's okay to let go of that kind of character for a while." Gintoki waved his hand, "The most important thing now is to teach Wuten-sensei across the world to our Secret Society."

"Oh! I know!" Kagura replied.

"Then, again! This time I must use all my momentum, understand?!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

Subsequently, the three began a new round of attempts...

At the same time, Shizuo and Sougo, who had just finished searching half of the forest, came over. Seeing this scene, Fourteen expressionlessly kicked the three of them away at the same time.

Then, with his veins popping out, he yelled: "Just stop it! Bastards! Is now the time to do this kind of thing?!"

"You should stop for a while, Hijikata," Sougo said ruthlessly, "Just now when you said you wanted to go to the toilet alone, didn't you secretly try several times?"

"Shut up!" Fourteen scolded with a red face, "Why do you know that kind of thing?! Do you want to follow me when I go to the toilet?!"

"No, I just want to kill you while you are in the bathroom." Sougo explained, "Don't worry, Hijikata. I'm not the director, and I won't behave like a stalker towards you."

"You're scarier than a stalker, okay? You're such a jerk!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and shouted.

"It hurts, it hurts, what are you doing, Mr. Liu Hai." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and stood up, complaining softly.

"Do you think you've learned it already? Takushi-kun?" Gintoki also stood up and curled his lips.

"You're so cunning, Aru. He secretly practices at a convenient time without asking us to join him." Kagura complained with her little mouth pouted.

"Do you only remember this kind of thing?!" Fourteen gritted his teeth, "Didn't we agree that we are responsible for half of this forest and you are responsible for the other half?!"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "The most important thing now is to learn the secret first!"

"No, the most important thing now is to smash your head! No, it's your head!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and cursed without thinking.

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