Maybe a Fake Gintama

"We're not looking for it at all! You bastard!" Xin Baji suppressed the anger in his heart and said word by word, "Where did you go? You stupid turtle!"

"It hurts, it hurts, let go..." Kameli begged.

"You actually repaid kindness with hatred, why did you take us to Ryugu Castle," Shinpachi said reluctantly, still shaking Kameli in front of him, "It's all your fault that we are trapped on this uninhabited island! "

"Shinpachi, calm down." Jiubei on the side quickly stepped forward and stopped him.

"Ah? What are you talking about? What kind of uninhabited island?" Kameli asked doubtfully.

"Are you still pretending at a time like this?! This is an uninhabited island! Bastard!" Shinpachi scolded, "What on earth are you going to do? In a place where birds don't poop!"

"This is not an uninhabited island, it's Ryugu Castle." Kameli replied.

After hearing these words, Shinyaji and Kyubei were stunned for several seconds...

"What inexplicable words are you talking about?!" Xin Baji became even more annoyed, "Do you still want to get over it at a time like this?! If this is Ryugu Castle, my toilet is also Ryugu Castle!!"

"Calm down! Shinyachi-kun." Kubei stopped him again, and then asked with some embarrassment, "If your toilet can be called Ryugu Castle, then my microwave oven can also be called Ryugu Castle. Is that possible? Is that okay?”

"Who knows! That kind of thing!" Xinbaji turned his head and shouted.

At this time, A Miao and Hasegawa were walking slowly.

"Shin-chan, did you find anything?" A Miao shouted to Shinpachi.

"Sister..." Shinpachi looked at the person who came, then raised Mr. Kameli in his hand, and shouted to A Miao with a smile on his face: "I found something to eat, today is turtle hot pot."

"Really~" A Miao said with a smile.

"Wait, wait, I'm serious!" Kameli said quickly, "This is really Ryugu Castle! I can swear to the kelp! No, I swear to the wakame!"

"There's no difference at all!!" Shinpachi cursed with his veins popping, and immediately wanted to give Kameli a beating in front of him.

But at this time, Jiubei behind Shinpachi spoke up...

"New Yachi-kun, Shin Yachi-kun, look here." Jiubeyi pointed at the house number next to the cave and said.

"Ah?" Shinpachi fell silent as he looked at the house number that read [Ryugu Castle 3-chome 2-5-3].

Kameli also took advantage of Shinpachi's dazed moment to escape from Shinpachi's hand, then patted his chest and pretended to be frightened, "But it's really great. Everyone is safe. I didn't expect that everyone would be safe." It drifted near my house."

"Hey, hey, hey?! Wait...wait...hey, hey, hey?!!" Xinbaji held his head and fell into deep self-doubt.

…

"Dragon Palace City, is this Dragon Palace City?" Xin Bajie obviously hadn't recovered yet, looking around in shock, "This kind of place where a bird doesn't poop is actually Dragon Palace City?!"

"Yes, but even though it's called Ryugu Castle, it's actually that," Kameli looked at everyone and explained, "It's barely the end of Ryugu Castle."

"Nonsense!" Xin Baji shouted,

Then he pointed to the bones on the ground in the cave, "Then how to explain that one?! How come there are dead people in Dragon Palace City? That one looks like a victim, right?!"

"Oh, you're talking about this," Kameli said as he walked into the cave, walked to the skeleton, squatted down and explained to everyone, "This is actually my wife."

"Stop fooling us!" Shinpachi yelled, "Your wife?! Is this skeleton your wife?!"

"No, no, no, she's not dead. She just lost a lot of weight because she consumed a lot of energy during the egg-laying period." Kamenashi explained, "And she can't move either."

"What does it mean to lose weight?! It's just like a skeleton!" Xin Baji shouted again, and then pointed to the countless Chinese characters and "Save me" carved on the ground in front of the skeleton, "And, if it is your wife If so, what are those?!"

"It's true, the floor was scratched again," Kameli looked at the skeleton in front of him and sighed softly, "There's really nothing I can do about you, there's still one month left before the due date. I know how hard you worked. I do too. It will help you, lay healthy eggs."

"This is all such messed up information," Xin Bajiao collapsed, "I always feel like my head is in a mess."

"We've all said that you can't sleep without fastening the turtle shell." As he said that, Kameli took out a purple turtle shell and covered it with his "wife".

"What the hell is going on..." Jiubei muttered.

"In short, it seems that this is really not an uninhabited island." Shinpachi replied.

"Then we can go back and return to normal life." Hasegawa analyzed while holding his hands.

After hearing this, everyone began to look at each other in confusion.

"Great! You can go back!" Xin Bajiao danced happily, "I've had enough of Dragon Palace City! Although I have experienced a lot of setbacks, as long as I can go back, I will have no complaints! So quickly Get out of this bad place! Hey, Turtle! Take us away from this island quickly! Enough is enough! This bad place!"

"Go back? Where?" Kameli slowly turned his head to look at Shinpachi, with a confused look on his face.

"Ah? What are you talking about? Of course it's our home..." Before Shinpachi could finish, he was interrupted by Kameli.

"There is no place to go back to." As he said that, Kamenashi took out a small TV from behind and placed it in front of everyone.

I saw the real-time news of Edo being played on the TV:

Anchor Hanano stood in front of the camera, holding a microphone to explain the current tragic situation in Edo to the audience: "As you can see, countless turtle-shaped machines suddenly appeared in the sky and dropped strange boxes, and the gas-like gas emitted from them caused the People in Edo have assumed the posture of elderly people.”

Before he could finish speaking, a burst of smoke directly drowned the Hanano anchor. After a few seconds, the smoke dissipated, and the host Hanano turned into a white-haired old lady who could not stand still...

"What on earth is going on?!" Shinpachi muttered, "What on earth happened in Edo?!"

"That is the ice silk developed by Ryugu Castle that can promote aging: Treasure Box G!" Kameli explained slowly.

"Ryugu Castle? So does that mean that Ryugu Castle carried out such an attack on Edo?!" Shinpachi muttered, and then complained, "Also, what kind of treasure box is that?! It's simply the princess. A jade box for Taro Urashima! A box that ages when you open it! Does such a thing really exist?!"

"Wait!" At this time, Hasegawa suddenly reacted, pointed at Kameli and cursed, "If this is Ryugu Castle, then are you also an enemy?!"

"If we were enemies, I wouldn't have brought you here specially," Kamenashi said slowly, turning his back to everyone, "There is a shadow under Wakame."

"It must be that the authorities are obsessed with it, right..." Shinpachi corrected him expressionlessly, then suddenly thought of something, and looked at Kamenashi in disbelief, "Kamenashi-san, did you kill us just to prevent us from being killed?" Did you get it on this island?”

"You were only half right, and the other half was not." Kamenashi, who changed his glasses into sunglasses, turned his head and looked at everyone seriously, "I see that you are warriors who can crush Otohime's ambition with me, so That’s why I summoned you here!”

"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi suddenly thought of something and pointed at Kameli with a shocked expression, "So Jiang Chengsang and the others came to the island for the same reason?! To upset Mr. Toriyama Akira? Are you the one who did the ink?!"

"No, they are not." Kamenashi replied without thinking, "It's just a coincidence."

After hearing these words, Shinpachi couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, and murmured: "Hey, I thought we could almost find the culprit. You know, the production team received complaints from Dragon Ball fans yesterday, and they also asked the culprit to be found. The culprit committed seppuku."

"Hey, wait a minute, after listening to what you just said, are you going to let me commit hara-kiri on behalf of the production team?" Kamenashi said expressionlessly.

At this moment, everyone suddenly heard the sound of "dong dong dong" shelling coming from outside the cave.

Xin Baji was the first to run out to check, and saw many turtle soldiers who had just landed carrying heavy weapons on the beach not far away.

"Hey! Kamenashi! Get out of here!" the suspected leader, the Mohawk-headed turtle, shouted with a gun, "As the captain of the building's main bodyguard, you dare to disobey Otohime-sama, you really deserve to die. Die! Your secret of harboring Earthlings has been exposed! All Earthlings are targets of punishment! Get out of here with the Earthlings immediately!"

"Tch, have you been noticed? It's gone!" Kameli, who was hiding at the entrance of the cave to observe secretly, spat secretly, then looked at Shinpachi and others aside to remind him, and turned around to escape to the side path.

Although Xin Baji and others did not fully understand the current situation, they quickly followed.

At the same time, a sharp-eyed turtle caught a glimpse of Xin Baji and others.

"Over there! Hit me!" After shouting, the other turtles raised their weapons and pulled the triggers without thinking at Shinpachi and others.

"Hey! Wait! What's going on?" Shinpachi shouted to Kameli, who was leading the escape in front of him while dodging the shells, "I'm here to spend the summer vacation! I'm obviously here to spend the summer vacation. ah!"

"To put it bluntly, in fact, this planet has been targeted by the owner of Ryugu Castle - Otohime." Kameli explained without looking back, "If she is allowed to continue like this, then everything here will become... The planet of old men and old women! I discovered this conspiracy, and in order to prevent the implementation of this plan, I went to find a warrior who could defeat Otohime! Because of this, I insisted on doing bad things and looking for people with righteous souls who cannot tolerate evil! Yes! That’s you!”

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