Maybe a Fake Gintama

After finishing dealing with the two turtle soldiers behind him, Yue Yong winked at A Miao again, indicating that A Miao should continue to divert the opponent's attention while she continued to look for a breakthrough.

"But after seeing your appearance, I thought I might as well forget it and just leave it aside, because no matter how you look at it, I look cuter." Otohime continued, minding her own business. He couldn't help but chuckle twice to express his disdain.

After hearing this, A Miao's face suddenly burst with veins, she rolled up her sleeves and cursed: "Huh?! That's just right! If you have the ability to show your face and show off the outcome in an upright manner, you bastard!"

"Ah?!" Otohime shouted not to be outdone, "Want to fight, you bastard?! Do you think you can win me, bastard?!"

Immediately afterwards, Otohime stood up directly, kicked open the screen in front of her, pointed at A Miao's nose face to face with bursting veins, and yelled in a lung-splitting voice: "You are just a little younger! If I were still the same If you are young! If you are still young..."

Looking at the fat old lady in front of her with heavy make-up, A Miao was stunned for a moment. After a few seconds, she pointed at her and shouted loudly: "It's not a matter of age at all!!!"

At this time, Otohime finally realized that there was only one girl in front of her, A Miao. Behind A Miao were her two turtle soldiers who had fainted.

"The other one..." Before Otohime could finish her words, a kunai was already pressed against Otohime's neck.

"Hey, hurry up and explain everything that needs to be explained. What is the method of recovery?" Yue Yong's cold voice sounded behind Otohime.

…

On the other side, Kameli is leading Jiangcheng and others towards the palace where Otohime is.

"I was once the turtle who served as the captain of Otohime's bodyguard in Ryugu," Kamenashi said as he walked. "That's right, Otohime at that time was like the brightest pearl in the sea. Ryugu Castle once roamed all the planets in the universe. Taoyuan Township is a land of freedom without any restrictions or intrusions."

"Why did such a dragon palace sink to the bottom of such a remote planet now..." Having said this, Kameli stopped for a moment and glanced at the people behind him, "Do you want to know?"

"No, not interested at all..." Old Man Jiang tremblingly leaned on his cane, "Well... I just want to know how long the lunch time will be? Also, can I watch women's gymnastics during lunch?"

"And..." Old Man Yin also raised his hand and said, but he only said two words and then fell silent. After a few seconds, Ginshi looked at Shinbaji who was aside and asked, " What am I going to say?"

"Don't you know it yourself?!" Shinbachi complained with his veins popping, "If you don't know, just shut up!"

"Um..." Old Fourteen, who was holding the portrait in Xin Baji's hand, murmured, "Have you not bought the mayonnaise yet?"

"That's enough! You guys!" Shinpachi suppressed his anger, "Whether it's lunch or mayonnaise, we have to wait until we defeat Otohime, right?! You guys shut up first!"

"Ahem, then I'll tell you the reason." Kameli cleared his throat, then turned his head again and walked forward, explaining to himself: "One day a long time ago, a man came to Ryugu Castle. A young man. He saved the turtle who was the envoy of Ryugu City, and received special hospitality because of it."

"Otohime-sama, who was still young and beautiful at that time, had a good impression of that kind-hearted young man.

Show him hospitality. However..." After a pause, Kamenashi continued, "The time difference between Ryugu and Earth, which was a long journey across planetary countries, was very different. Therefore, when the man returned to Earth, the family and loved ones he cared about were no longer there. The owner of the building, Otohime, was very sad when she heard about this, so she ordered Ryugu Castle to sink into the ocean of this island country... and it has never flown again..."

"In order to cause another tragedy, she gave up her status and reputation. She was once a beautiful and noble person. When did Otohime become what she is now..." Kameli's face showed a little. Sentimental, "Since Otohime was over two thousand years old, her desire for beauty has become extremely strong. In order to pursue the art of rejuvenating youth, she sent soldiers to various places to search for it. Countless money was spent on stupid research, and Ryugu Castle became impoverished. Unbearable..."

"For some reason, what was completed during the process had the opposite effect, and that is-Treasure Box G!" Kameli pushed up her sunglasses and continued, "After that, Otohime gave up on rejuvenating. She wanted to change the world around her. She wants to drag the people around her into trouble instead of herself. In other words, she wants to turn this planet into only old men and old women!”

"That's right!" Kameli stopped and looked up at the palace not far in front of him, which is where Otohime is. "Otohime will never agree with someone who is more beautiful than herself. In order to make herself become The only beautiful being intends to turn the earth into an old man's planet with nothing but old people."

"Just because... just because of that kind of selfish reason..." Xin Baji lowered his head and yelled with an unhappy look on his face: "Just because of that kind of reason, is it okay to let the world become so chaotic?! I think it's okay to deprive others of their [ Will [Summer Vacation] still be forgiven?!”

"The so-called history has always been changed because of the private affairs of one person in power." Kameli replied without looking back, "It's too long, three thousand years. That person has lived for too long in those long years. . Lost important things over the long years. At this point, there is no other way to stop her except to put an end to that person's history."

"How to restore everyone to their original state...and my sister and Miss Yueyong..." Before Shinpachi could finish, he was interrupted by Kameli.

"I'm afraid they're all there," Kameli pointed to the tall, splendid palace not far away, "where Otohime is!"

…

"Yoshi, next we will divide our troops into three groups. If we continue to act as a group, we may be caught in one fell swoop." Kameli stood in front of everyone and suggested with a serious face, "After we are divided into three groups, no matter who is caught , the rest of the people have to go to Otohime, even if only one person is left!"

"But..." Xin Baji raised his hand and asked, "If we divide our combat power into three parts, can we still pass through the cordon of Ryugu City?"

"Indeed, what you are talking about is a big problem. The number of people is already very tight now, and dividing the troops into three groups can also have the effect of harassment. So..." As he said that, Kameli took off his sunglasses and put them on A combat power measuring instrument, "At least the combat power should be distributed evenly."

"What is that..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, "I seem to have seen it in some other comics."

"It's a combat power meter," Kamenashi explained. "When it comes to average combat power, it has to be a combat power meter that measures combat power."

"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi pointed at Kameli and yelled, "We already have enough Dragon Ball stalks! Why are we still playing at this time?! Sure enough, you were the one who caused Akira Toriyama-sensei to spill the ink, right? ?!”

"No, no, no, it's not," Kamenashi quickly explained, "I just got this through a lottery at the nightclub at the temple fair."

"Do you think we are idiots?!"

"In this case, you can easily divide your combat power into three equal parts." Kameli said, looking at Shinpachi, "Let's start with you first... 362K... Well, not bad, for your age It’s already amazing.”

"What does that K mean? I'm not very clear about the measurement criteria..." Shinpachi narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Is it very powerful? That?"

"That means you have the combat capability equivalent to 362 pieces of kelp." Kamenashi explained.

"Wait a minute!!" Shinpachi yelled, "Why is it kelp?! A piece of kelp has no fighting power at all!"

"It costs about 360K for an ordinary person," Kameli continued. "You get two more pieces of kombu than ordinary people, which is already very powerful."

"Just two pieces?! What do my more than ten years of swordsmanship training mean?!" Xin Bajiu was a little doubtful about life.

"Hey, Kamenashi, can I use these sunglasses?" Hasegawa looked at Kamenashi with the sunglasses he just took off and asked, "I can't calm down without sunglasses."

After saying that, Hasegawa put on his sunglasses.

At this time, Kameli also measured Hasegawa's combat power and said: "Your combat power is 654K."

After hearing this, Shinbaji was the first to cry out: "Why! Why is Hasegawa taller than me?!"

"Hehe, that's how people are judged by their appearance." Hasegawa folded his hands and said with a chuckle, but as soon as he finished speaking, the sunglasses Hasegawa was wearing fell off.

Along with the sunglasses, the value on the combat power meter dropped...

"No!" Kamenashi corrected, "After taking off the sunglasses, the combat effectiveness is only 1K!"

"Why?!" Hasegawa yelled.

"Ah, I understand Aru," Kagura raised her hand and said, "Madao basically wears sunglasses, so sunglasses are the real thing."

"No, this is too strange," Hasegawa shook his head vigorously, then pointed at himself and continued, "If the value is only 1K, doesn't it mean that I am not even a human being? I am just a piece of kelp, right?"

"Next, it's your turn..." As he spoke, Kameli ignored Hasegawa, who was hugging his legs and falling into the shadow of self-doubt. Instead, he looked at Kyuubei holding his hands beside him, "Amazing! His combat power is seven One thousand nine hundred and thirty O!”

"What is O? Why did the unit change when it was her turn?" Hearing Kameli's praise, Shinpachi couldn't help but complain again.

"In the case of girls, the unit will change and become slightly cuter," Kamenashi explained.

"Suga, I understand," Xin Bachi raised his index finger and said confidently, "It's equivalent to seven thousand nine hundred and thirty flowers, right?"

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