Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Are you still thinking about that kind of thing at this time?!" Shinpachi yelled with his veins popping out, "Pay attention to the atmosphere, you bastard!"

"No, I just want to test whether my counting stick is still alive..." Jiang Cheng explained, and then his expression became much sadder. "After all, I have become an old man. From just now to now, I don't know if it is still alive." Alive. I feel very sad... I don’t know if my old friend who has been fighting with me for so many years is still alive... It’s really..."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Things like that don't matter anymore!" Xin Baji shouted in a broken voice, "Even if your counting stick is still alive, what are you going to do?! What do you still want to do even if you become an old man?! No Oh! If Otohime’s plan succeeds, all the beautiful ladies will disappear! Even if your counting stick is still alive, it will be useless!”

"That's really too bad! We have to stop her quickly!" Jiang Cheng said with a look of horror, then turned and walked towards the door first, "Gintoki, can you still move? Can you still [stand] up?"

"Of course," Gintoki curled his lips and snorted, then turned around and walked towards the door, "Man... even at this age, you can stand up when it's time to stand up! "

"Although I'm a little moved by the fact that you two are determined to destroy Otohime's ambition..." Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and murmured expressionlessly, "But when I think about you two actually doing that... Such a boring reason makes me a little unmoved..."

"Are you an idiot?" Old Fourteenth on the portrait glanced at Xin Bajia beside him, and spat disdainfully: "The two of them have that kind of character, and you don't understand even if you have been with them for so long. Are they? Tsundere-type, both of them are Tsundere-type!"

"That is to say..." Shinbachi stared at the two old men standing at the door with his eyes wide open. At a certain moment, Shinbachi did see Yin, who looked carefree as usual, but was standing straight in front of him. Time and Jiang Cheng, "Yin Sang... Jiang Cheng Sang..."

"It's really amazing. Someone can miss someone for thousands of years..." Jiang Cheng raised his head slightly and looked ahead and sighed softly, "If it were me... I definitely wouldn't be able to do it..."

"That's right. No matter if she is twisted or something else, we should praise her face to face for being able to miss her for thousands of years." Gintoki rubbed his shoulders, "At least we should give this a few thousand years." The old woman rubs her shoulders or something..."

"That makes sense," Jiang Cheng smiled, "Let's attack in one go."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki walked out at the same time.

"Hey! Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang!" Xin Baji quickly shouted at the backs of the two of them. "What a mess! With that kind of body!"

"Hey, kid! Look at the screen behind you!" Fourteen on the portrait reminded...

…

On the other side, there is the spacecraft control room where Otohime is.

"Haha, if this is the case, it will all be over!" Otohime glanced at the white-haired A'Miao who was lying on the ground, then turned and walked towards the Ryugu City Lord's console not far away, "The world will all fall into darkness! I am the one who wants to be this The only one in the world!"

Saying,

Otohime slammed a switch in front of her and shouted: "Tian Yuan Shou Lao Cannon! Fire!!"

However, after a full ten seconds, Otohime did not get the feedback of [Launch Successful] from the screen in front of her.

"What's going on?!" Otohime asked into the microphone on the console.

"The main computer has been invaded by an unknown person," came the reply from the staff on the other side of the console, "It will take fifteen minutes for the system to be repaired until the Shou Lao Cannon can be fired!"

When Otohime heard this, her face was filled with disbelief...

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On the other side, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki had just walked out of the small room in the corner where the frozen sleep device was stored.

As for Xin Baji, he was stopped by Fourteen, and he and Fourteen looked at the small screen in front of them.

[I place my hope on you...]

"Hey? What is this..." Before Xin Baji could finish his words, he saw a lifting platform rising slowly from the ground beside him. On the lifting platform, there was a cannonball about 30 centimeters in diameter and 60 centimeters long.

[This is an antiviral vaccine that I created based on Otohime-sama’s research that can destroy the aging virus. 】

[Send this out to cover the whole world, please... her...]

【Go and save Otohime. ——Urashima]

"This is..." Xinbaji looked at the man with a soft face in the dormant chamber with his eyes closed in disbelief.

…

"Who is it! Who is hindering me?!" Otohime stood there, looked around, and shouted with a ferocious face.

But suddenly, Otohime saw the scene of Gintoki and Jiangcheng walking slowly that was captured by the monitor on the big screen, and she murmured in disbelief: "No...impossible! People like that. You still want to resist me...You have become so old and frail but you still want to challenge me?!"

"No, that's not right!" Otohime finally noticed something, "The direction they went is exactly the direction of the cannon! Are they planning to stop the Tianyuan Shou Lao Cannon from being fired?!"

At this time, the radio sounded.

[There are still ten minutes until the system is repaired and the Shou Lao Cannon can be fired! 】

"Idiots! How can you keep up with that kind of speed!" Otohime spat disdainfully into the microphone in front of her, "Enemy found in Area B-57! Go and catch them immediately!"

But then, Otohime discovered that behind Jiangcheng and Gintoki were all old turtle soldiers holding weapons, and their traveling speed was basically the same as Jiangcheng and Gintoki. "It's too slow! Both the enemy and us are too slow." slow!"

"Mistake!" Otohime held her head in annoyance, "A complete miscalculation! We should have reserved some normal soldiers in advance..."

…

"Ha, all my opponents are old men..." Gintoki put his hands behind his back, stopped and glanced behind him.

"Old man versus old man, under the same conditions, they won't lose..." Jiang Cheng also looked back, "And... my counting stick is still alive! No... it might be dead! But now in this situation where I can't At certain moments, I just treat it as if it’s still alive! The more times like this, the more you have to cheer yourself up! Don’t you think so? Gintoki!”

"As expected of Jiang Cheng..." Gintoki replied, "But in my opinion, our counting stick is probably no longer alive..."

"Don't say such depressing words!" Jiang Cheng criticized seriously, "It must still be alive! Even if it is really dead, you can ask Shenron to resurrect it! Shenlong can resurrect people who have died once! Don't give up, Gintoki!"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki looked at each other and nodded. The movement speed of their feet instantly increased several times, leaving the old turtles behind them far behind!

All this was seen by Otohime through the monitor.

"So fast! That speed is too fast for an old man!" Otohime said in shock, then looked at the slowly moving turtle soldiers behind Jiangcheng and Gintoki on the monitor, and complained speechlessly. , "In comparison...these escort members are too slow! Who are these guys?!"

"It's really annoying!" Otohime slammed her fist on the console in front of her.

At this time, the sound of the radio sounded again.

[There are still eight minutes until the system is repaired and the Shou Lao Cannon can be fired! 】

"No one will say that becoming an old man will make you ugly!" Gintoki yelled through gritted teeth, "Let you see the potential abilities of old men!!"

"Otohime! My counting stick is still alive and well!" Jiang Chengye shouted, "Another three shots won't be a problem!!"

Broadcast: [There are still seven minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is launched...]

Suddenly, a group of elderly turtle soldiers appeared not far in front of Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, blocking the way.

"Wait! That's it!" the leader of the turtle soldiers shouted, "I won't let you move forward anymore!"

Jiang Cheng winked at Gintoki on the side, and then the two of them shouted, huddled in their turtle shells, and rolled towards the turtle soldiers in front of them at high speed. Regarding this...the two of them learned this from Hasegawa and Kamenashi.

"I forgot to tell you!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "I am also very good at bowling!!"

Gintoki and Jiang Cheng dispersed the turtle soldiers in an instant.

…

On the other side, Shinpachi picked up the cannonball from the lifting platform, showing a perseverance on his face, and then looked at the fourteen on the side, "Well, I'm sorry, Hijikata-san, I can only put you on the Here it is. Now, there are more important things to do!"

"Go quickly, boy," Fourteen curled his lips, "The future of the earth will be left to you."

"Yeah!" Xinbaji nodded heavily, and then rushed out with the vaccine shell in his arms.

Two minutes later, Fourteen, who was bored, looked at the dormant cabin next to him and asked aloud: "Do you... like mayonnaise?"

Screen:……

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Looking at Jiangcheng and Gintoki on the monitor, Otohime took a step back in disbelief.

"How is it possible that those old people..." Otohime murmured, "can actually do that kind of thing..."

"That..." A Miao slowly raised her head, "That is the ugly and unworthy creature that you think is ugly. You can try to stop them with your ugly and twisted sword. No matter how full of wrinkles it becomes, No matter how bent your waist is, the straight sword will never break! If you can stop it, try it!"

…

Broadcast: [There are still six minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is launched! 】

Jiang Cheng and Gintoki were still running forward. But at this moment, Xin Baji's voice of surprise sounded from behind the two of them.

"Gin-san! Jiang Cheng-san!" Shinpachi, holding the vaccine, followed not far behind Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, "Finally found it! This is the last weapon that can save the world!"

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