Maybe a Fake Gintama

"What's wrong, Seita?" Hiwa looked at Seita who was covered in cold sweat, and asked in a low voice, "Did you catch a cold? Your face is covered in sweat. Besides, you haven't eaten a bite of breakfast."

"Ah, it's okay," Haruta quickly raised his head, waved his hand and explained, "I just don't feel too hungry."

"Huh? Do you think mom's cooking is not to your liking?" Riwa asked next.

"No, it's just that I seemed a little full after eating last night." Haruta twitched the corner of his mouth and showed a forced smile.

"But your smile is very forced. Is it because your mother's cooking is not to your liking?"

"No, it's delicious!" Qingta pretended to pick up the bowl and chopsticks, took a few bites, then put it down, then stood up, "I'm full! It's already the time I agreed with Sister A Miao! I want to Went to the dojo to practice!”

After saying that, Qingta escaped from the door without looking back. But just as he stepped out of the door, Qingta suddenly thought of something. He turned his head and reminded everyone in the room: "By the way! There seems to be something new this morning." Bage’s TV show! Remember to record it for me. The new Bage asked me to write a post-viewing review of no less than a thousand words, saying that it is also part of the swordsmanship practice. I won’t say any more, I’m leaving!”

After saying that, Qingta left quickly.

"What kind of dojo is that..." Jiang Cheng twitched half of his face and complained, "What kind of nonsense is that kind of practice... It's just to show off that he's on TV..."

"This kid is a little unusual today," Nichiwa murmured. "I don't usually go to the dojo so actively on my days off."

"Don't worry about it, hiccup~" Jiang Cheng stroked his belly, which was even scarier than a ten-month pregnancy, burped, and said casually, "Children are all like this. I don't know when they suddenly became sensible. Although it's better than It was even worse when I was a kid."

"I don't think the last sentence is correct?" Yue Yong on the opposite side said ruthlessly.

Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully and said: "Qingta is far behind me when it comes to eating breakfast! Since I was a child, I have been full for breakfast every day! Gao Zai can testify to this! "

"Are you just referring to the amount of breakfast?!" Yue Yong couldn't help but complain loudly.

"Are you looking down on breakfast?!" Jiang Cheng shouted with a serious face, "Breakfast is also the most important thing of the day! If you don't eat enough, you won't have enough energy to work (play)!"

"Do you have a job?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt, "Apart from staying in your room and playing games, have you ever worked?! You useless otaku!"

"Are you looking down on games?!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "Or are you looking down on those game engineers who work hard to create a game?!"

"No one called you an idiot like that. I just despise you." Yue Yong curled her lips and replied without thinking.

"You will never understand the hard work I put in as a gamer... no, it should be said as a game experience officer!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands with disdain on his face.

"Although there is indeed such a profession..." Yue Yong murmured, "But it is completely different from your situation! You are just simply obsessed with games! You useless otaku!"

"What did you say?!"

Seeing Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng arguing,

Nichiro couldn't help but laugh, and chuckled: "It's great to be young, so energetic early in the morning~"

"Speaking of which, what should I do with my room?" Jiang Cheng stopped and asked aloud, "You can't let me sleep on the roof, right?"

"Although I don't mind you sleeping in my room, you can't do anything weird." Rilun looked at Jiang Cheng with a teasing look on his face.

"You can rest assured on this. I have no interest in an old woman like you who keeps the powder falling off her face as soon as the wind blows." Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.

But just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Rilun grabbed the hot tea in front of him without thinking and threw it into Jiang Cheng's face. Ignoring Jiang Cheng who covered his face and screamed, Nichirin covered his mouth and made a look of surprise: "Ara, I wanted to hand it to you properly, but I accidentally dropped it~ I'm so sorry~"

"You did it on purpose..." Jiang Cheng covered his face and said with a painful expression, "It's very hot, old lady..."

"Ara, I accidentally spilled it again~" Rilun poured a cup of hot tea at Jiang Cheng again.

"It's not over yet!! Stinky old woman!"

"Ara, accidentally..."

…

After breakfast, Gao Shan returned to Jiang Cheng's room. It is worth mentioning that Takasugi did not say a word during the entire breakfast time. He didn't even say "Thank you for the treat" after eating.

…

"Hey, I'm going on patrol." Yue Yong stood at the window and said.

Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the roof with his hands on his pillow, yawned and replied: "Ah, I'm not interested today. You can take Baihua with you."

After being silent for a long time, Yue Yong asked slowly: "Although I'm not interested, do you know what that man's purpose is?"

"No, I don't know," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I'm too lazy to understand such troublesome things."

"Really, it's really easy to tell a lie," Yue Yong spat in a low voice, "Forget it, I'll count you as resting for today. Also, I'll leave it to you to help Haruta record the show. oh."

"Hey, hey..." Jiang Cheng responded lazily.

…

In the morning, in Yue Yong’s room.

Jiang Cheng yawned and put the video tape into the video recorder in front of him, then turned on the TV.

After doing all this, Jiang Cheng lay down in front of the TV out of boredom, supporting his head with one hand.

On the TV screen, the host in a suit held a microphone and spoke directly to the screen and made an opening statement: "The problems of the NEET family and the problem of the squatters at home are indeed increasing numbers of young people who lack vitality. People, and those people who are called the reserve army - called OTAKU, today there are a hundred people who call themselves OTAKU."

"What are their reasons for confining themselves to a small environment? The truth will be revealed soon! The OTAKU Summit..."

(Neet: neet, squatting at home.)

(OTAKU: Otaku, the so-called otaku, in a broad sense refers to people who are passionate about various subcultures and have an extremely in-depth understanding of the culture; in a narrow sense, it refers to people who are addicted to, passionate about, or knowledgeable in animation, comics, and Video game people.)

"This society is also sick~" Jiang Cheng yawned and wiped the corners of his eyes, "Even such losers can be on TV shows~"

Yue Yong, who had just finished her patrol, showed contempt after hearing Jiang Cheng's words after walking in the door.

"Oh, Yueyue, the patrol is over," Jiang Cheng turned to look at Yue Yong, "Hey? Wait, why are you looking at me with that contemptuous look? What do you mean? Let me explain in advance, I It’s not OTAKU! It’s completely different from those losers on TV!”

Yue Yong curled her lips and snorted disdainfully without saying anything, then walked to the side and sat down, too lazy to pay attention to the idiot in front of her.

"What does the snort mean?! Please explain it to me clearly!" Jiang Cheng said reluctantly, "There is a clear difference between me and them! Although I do look a bit like OTAKU, I am completely different from them. Oh! I will set work (game) goals for myself every day! I will plan my time (tasks in the game) well every day!"

"Shut up, you loser OTAKU!" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly and said.

"I'm really angry if you say that again!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "Who is this loser OTAKU! I work super hard when I'm working (games)!"

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's words, Yue Yong turned her attention to the TV. Perhaps she wanted to find common ground with Jiang Cheng among those people who were in some sense the same as Jiang Cheng...

…

In the show, the OTAKUs were divided into two groups. One group was the three-dimensional OTAKU, or idol OTAKU, headed by the Teramondori Guards led by Shinyaji, and the other group was the two-dimensional OTAKU who were obsessed with animation.

"First of all, I think it's better to re-examine the idea that all OTAKU are classified as NEET. Among us [Idol OTAKU], there are also OTAKU who work hard and get along well with society!" Shinpachi on TV Chi held his chin and talked.

"Yeah," Jiang Cheng, who was in front of the TV, nodded, "Today's Xin Baji rarely said a fair word. Indeed, even in OTAKU, there are people who work as hard as me."

"Hey, now you have admitted that you are OTAKU." Yue Yong reminded her expressionlessly.

On TV:

"Yeah, that's it." The host took back the microphone and nodded, then looked at the person behind Xin Baji who raised his hand, "So what's the opinion of No. 31?"

"me…"

The man behind Shinpachi who was wearing the number plate No. 31 was about to speak out when Shinpachi stood up before him. He argued angrily into the microphone: "Treat OTAKU as a victim and blame everything." We have this program with this as its basic attitude. This is the problem in Japan today!"

"Ah, I understand, I understand," the host said casually, "It's not your time to speak yet, please be patient..."

"Well said! New Eight!" Jiang Cheng, who was in front of the TV, cheered for New Eight through the screen. "Let's change the impression of the Japanese people towards us OTAKU in one go!"

"Hey, you have completely regarded yourself as OTAKU, right?" Yue Yong once again complained expressionlessly, "Does it really not matter that the protagonist is OTAKU?"

On the TV, Shinpachi showed no intention of stopping. He held the microphone in the host's hand and continued: "Besides, it's weird to confuse OTAKU with dark things as soon as you open your mouth!"

"So, could you please be quiet for a while and give others the opportunity to speak?" the host said impatiently, "Now is not your time to speak..."

"What we support are idols, who are real people in reality." Xin Baji said seriously, holding his hands, and then looked at the two-dimensional OTAKU opposite with a look of disdain, "Don't you understand what I mean? People who fantasize about falling in love with anime game heroines!”

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