Maybe a Fake Gintama

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!" Katsura replied, then looked at Gintoki and Shinpachi and Kagura behind Gintoki, "By the way, why are Gintoki and the captain here? Are you still wearing such suspicious clothes?"

"We should ask you this!" Shinpachi and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

"Could it be..." Gui suddenly thought of something, then he held his chest with one hand and supported his chin with the other hand as if thinking. After a few seconds, he raised his head and looked at Gintoki in front of him with a solemn face, "Sure enough, Gintoki Were you also attracted by the smell of meat balls?!"

"What is the smell of meat balls? You should explain it to me, bastard!" Gintoki said angrily, "Are you attracted to that kind of indifferent thing?! This is not a zoo, bastard!"

As he said that, Gintoki suddenly noticed something. He pointed at the bulging meatballs of Gui ***** with twitching eyes and black lines on his head, "Could it be that...the meatballs you are talking about refer to the two breasts on your chest?" A piece of silicone..."

"It should be said that he is another ace of our organization," Gui chuckled, then crossed his hands on his chest and said, "How is it?! Isn't it the same as a real meat ball?!"

"What on earth are you thinking about in your head!" Gintoki said angrily, "It's okay to dress up as a woman, why do you have to put something like that on your chest! I never remember you having such a hobby ah!"

"It's not a hobby, it's a disguise!" Gui corrected with a serious face, and then explained to himself, "The so-called disguise is to devote yourself to it, both in mind and body! To achieve a complete transformation Pack!"

"That's what you're talking about called sex change!"

"I didn't expect Gintoki that you also have some research on cross-dressing," Gui nodded, "Indeed, if time was not tight, I would have completed the project on the lower body and changed the clothes, but time is really tight. That’s why I have to come here with this incomplete disguise.”

"Who has that kind of hobby! Don't tell me nonsense, you bastard!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled. Then, Gintoki suddenly thought of something and glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping soundly on the ground, and then the expression on his face gradually changed. He became serious, "Don't act stupid, Wig, your target is also Jiang Cheng, right?"

"So he is indeed another ace of our organization, but he even noticed this?" Gui Yang raised his lips, and then decisively admitted: "Yes! Our purpose is to take advantage of Jiang Cheng's luck every month. Come and help us earn funds to fight against the foreigners!"

As he spoke, Gui's face showed a trace of intolerance: "The newly joined patriots lack respect and love for Meatball. If this continues... the fight against foreigners will be just empty talk.

so! I need more funds to lead them to have a deeper understanding of meat balls! Let more people with lofty ideals understand Meatball and fall in love with Meatball! ——In the zoo. "

"Wait a minute!!" Gintoki stopped him quickly, and then yelled, "Is your purpose just to take your men to the zoo?! Are you going to do this for the tickets to the zoo?! No need. That’s it! There’s no need to do that kind of thing to fight against the foreigners!”

"No," Gui raised his head and said with a serious face: "How can you level the world if you don't clean up a house? The same applies to meat balls. If you can't even love the most ordinary meat balls, how can you talk about saving the country? ? Your thinking is too narrow-minded, Gintoki!"

"Shut up, you idiot!" Gintoki yelled with his veins popping out, "I've never heard of such a theory! Are you just doing it for your own selfish desires?! It's just for your own selfish desires that you let your subordinates fall in love with you. It’s just what you like, right?!”

Hearing this, Gui shook his head, sighed, and sighed slightly: "How is it possible? I put myself in the shoes of this country."

"Who believes it!!"

"But Gintoki, your temper is indeed a bit irritable. Is it because you are dissatisfied with the trivial life?" Gui made a concerned look, and then took out a registration form from his arms, "Since you are so dissatisfied with life, If so, why not take this opportunity to join us? Our door to resist the foreigners is opened for those people who are dissatisfied with their lives."

"Why did you turn into trying to persuade me to join the gang?!"

"If you join now, you can also enjoy the seven-day intensive class at the Peiyi Lecture Hall taught by me myself! It's completely free!" Gui continued, "Now just call..."

"Shut up!" Gintoki quickly covered Gui's mouth, "Don't advertise for me at this time, you bastard!"

"I always feel that things are getting worse and worse..." Xin Bajia pushed up his glasses and made a voice without any expression on his face.

But at this moment, the Baihua ladies who had been standing by finally reacted.

"Sure enough, your goal is also Jiang Chengsama!"

"Don't even think about it!"

"No matter how hard we try, we must protect Jiang Chengsama's virginity!"

"Jiang Chengsama's virginity belongs to us!"

…

Listening to the speeches of all the Hyakuhana girls, Gintoki and the others fell silent.

After pausing for a moment, Ginzai shouted with his veins popping: "This is so disgusting! Do you think our purpose is something that no longer exists?! No! It's not at all! By the way, that's the purpose of your being here. That?! Are you aiming at that idiot’s lower body?!”

After hearing this, all the Baihua ladies took out kunai one after another.

"You are not allowed to say that about Jiang Chengsama!"

"What do you know about Jiang Chengsama!"

"We just want to take this opportunity to see Jiang Chengsama's style! The style of her lower body!"

"Yep!"

…

Veins popped up on Gintoki's face, and he shouted loudly: "There is no difference at all! In the end, don't you just stare at his lower body?! There is no such thing at all! Chastity or something, this idiot has already It disappeared ten years ago! No, not only chastity, this idiot doesn’t even have moral integrity!”

"You are not allowed to slander Jiang Chengsama!"

"Even if you are Jiang Chengsama's friend, you will not be forgiven!"

"Sisters, let's go!"

"Swear to the death to guard Jiangcheng-sama [beep——]!"

(Xinbaji: Wait, why did you hear something strange?)

Immediately afterwards, a group of Hyakuka members rushed towards Gintoki and the others.

"Hey, Kagura! It's your turn!" Gintoki blocked the two Hyakuhua members and then shouted behind him.

"Gin-san..." Shinpachi, who had been tied up by a group of Hyakuka members, murmured, "Kagura just went to the toilet because she ate too much..."

Gintoki stumbled, almost falling, and then turned his head to take a look. Looking at the girl who was supposed to be standing behind him, but it was actually an empty ground, Gintoki shouted helplessly: "Why do you have to Do you need to go to the toilet at this time?!"

"Gintoki," at this time, Gui, who was also fending off the attacks of Momoka girls, turned around and suggested, "Why don't we cooperate! If this continues, it will be impossible to achieve our goal! We can only cooperate!"

"There's no other way! This is the only way!" Gintoki gritted his teeth and made up his mind, "But, let's agree in advance! The benefits will be divided into 70% and 30%!"

"Fifty-five! This is my last concession!" Gui refused to give in.

"Eight-two!" Gintoki shouted while forcing the two Hyakuhana girls back.

At the same time, Gui also forced two Hyakuhana members to retreat, and cursed at Gintoki: "Are you able to bargain like this?!"

"Jiuyi! My low price!" Gintoki shouted again, "In addition, as a partner, you also need to provide me with the principal for making small steel balls!"

"You're going too far! Why do I have to provide the principal?!" Gui scolded.

"If you don't agree, I'll leave now!" Gintoki threatened.

"You bastard..." Gui gritted his teeth and said every word.

"I'll give you three seconds to think about it, one, two, S..."

Before Gintoki could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Katsura.

"I agree! Bastard!" Gui's heart was bleeding.

"Yoshi, then I should get serious." As he said that, Gintoki's expression finally became serious, and at the same time he inserted the wooden sword in his hand back into his waist.

"It's been a long time since I've seen the true form of the legendary Shiro Yaksha." Gui chuckled and sighed slightly.

But just after Gui finished speaking, he felt like he was hanging in the air, "Hey? Wait? What's going on? It feels like riding a roller coaster..."

"Watch the move!!" While shouting, Gintoki's small spinning top grabbed Katsura's arms and spun. The surrounding Baihua ladies were forced to retreat.

"You...you...you stupid...little...bastard!" Gui's intermittent angry voice came from the top, "I'm so...dizzy, I really want to vomit...Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

"This is my special move!" Gintoki shouted.

"I can't get close at all, what should I do?" A Baihua girl said, "There are still vomit being thrown out, what should I do? It smells so bad, I want to vomit too, Σ_(???"∠) vomit……"

"I have no choice but to stick to Jiang Chengsama's side! Σ_(???"∠) ugh..."

"That's right, this is the only way to do it! Σ_(???"∠) ugh..."

"Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

…

At the same time, when the anti-barbarian patriots from the Gui faction saw this scene, they also bent down and vomited...

Seeing the crowd of Baihua girls surrounding Jiang Cheng, who were still vomiting, and the Gui Yi faction who was also vomiting on the side, Xin Bajiu's eyes twitched, and then finally, Xin Bajiu couldn't bear it anymore. He stopped, lowered his head and vomited, Σ_(???」∠)vomited...

At this moment when the picture was too beautiful to look directly at, a woman who was awakened by the noise came to Jiang Cheng's room expressionlessly, took out several kunai from her arms and threw them at everyone. After a few seconds, everyone present rolled their eyes and fell down...

KO! !

…

early morning.

Jiang Cheng Youyou woke up, stood up, sat up and stretched, "Ah~ I had a really comfortable sleep this time~"

But then, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something was wrong with you and quickly covered his nose, "It stinks!"

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, looked at the people in the room who were sleeping on the mosaic objects that looked like burnt characters, and said expressionlessly:

"Hey, did you have a party in my room yesterday?"

(End of this article)

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